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    "Broflovski, I didn't know you'd be working today."

    Kyle hums picking up the coffee pot to refill his travel mug, "Yeah, well I didn't know you were going to be the new doctor that started today. Since when are you a doctor?"

    "Since finishing med school." Craig says, expression blank and tone bored.

    "You moved out of South Park, why come back?"

    "Coming back here wasn't my first choice."

    "So why did you? Too many attitude problems that you couldn't get hired on at some professional big city hospital?" Kyle's not sure what's possessed him to antagonize Craig, he doesn't have a death wish nor does he want to get punched, he remembers how hard Craig could hit at age ten, he can only imagine how much harder he can hit now.

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    To escape the devastating effects of famine, Craig and Tricia stumble into the village of South Park. This particular village has its own very rigid set of values and rules, where ‘family and work’ always come first, and completely disregards individuality and personal freedoms. Tweek is one of the residents who agrees to take the siblings into his home, where he falls in love with one and becomes betrothed to the other.

    As for Kyle, he has been living a secret life in South Park, by having a love affair with a married woman, and quietly finding a way to escape the oppressive village before his life becomes endangered.

    Disclaimer: This story contains profanity, depictions of violence that involves killing and death, and some sexual other triggering content.

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    When the world is big and scary and the adults are untrustworthy, the next generation survives only by protecting all that's worth fighting for.
    And when Kyle starts to get unwell, Stan, Kenny, and Eric learn just how hard they have to fight to keep each other.

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    just a summer camp au centring around style and bendy and being slow burn!! with some angst ;)
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    "KHAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING HERE?!?!?!" Cartman screamed, unaware that they spoke about this in their group-chat, that idiot. Kenny asked him if he hadn't seen the text Kyle, Cartman replied by screaming at Kenny about how he's poor and not allowed to speak out of term. Marjorine slaps Cartman which earns a laugh out of the audience

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    Vivian is Kenny's younger adopted sister who spends her entire life stuck at home with their parents, protecting their youngest sibling and trying to keep the family afloat, but when she starts to take a dark turn, Kenny decides its for the best that he enrols her into his college so she can pursue her career of being an artist like she always wanted to be.

    Her first day at the college leads her to start developing feelings for Kyle Broflovski, who starts to develop similar feelings for her, but she doesn't want to alert Kenny of their developing feelings due to the fear of something wrong happening.

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    kyle has had a crush on stan for a while now. he wants to tell him but stan had other plans.

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    "Kyle," Cartman called out sweetly, softly even as he backed him up, Kyle wasn't paying attention to where he was going. And Cartman used that to his advantage as he backed him up and watched him fall over the swing, now sitting on it with wide eyes. Cartman leaned down slightly, looking him in the eyes while he held him on the swing.

     

    "Mind your own fucking business." He repeated again, as if it was a normal sentence and not a threat. He pulled away with a completely emotionless expression, patting Kyle on the shoulder and watching him flinch at the contact. "Marsh is looking for you, by the way. I saw 'em when he was leaving the house. You should go find him. Oh, and, don't tell him about this, 'kay? Be a good little Jew!" His playful voice came back again, sounding like he was doing his usual teasing with Kyle. Kyle would've believed it, it sounded believable. But he knew that Cartman wasn't kidding this time.

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    Cartman is acting weird… Kyle is the only one who cares and is trying to figure out what’s happening. Stan is in love, and he’s also slowly questioning his sanity each time he sees Kenny with anyone else.. Can Kyle figure out what’s happening before it’s too late?

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    Kyle realized that he developed a crush on Stan and is officially done with how Wendy is treating him and speaks up to him about it. Will Stan break up with her or is he gonna end his friendship with Kyle?

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    Kyle hadn’t been expecting his evolving friendship with Stan to become the obsession of the entire school. With finals week ending, there was only one test left to face: Stan’s feelings.

    Coincidentally, Kenny knows all too well how trivial middle school drama can be in the grand scheme of things. Sure, it made a certain kind of sense that finals week would be hard on his friends, but the real test they faced was a matter of life or death and some mortal wasn’t going to make the grade.

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    Dylan navigating high-school along with her obnoxious brother Eric and his friends and her best friends Craig and Mike. Dylan Cartman is 16 and in her sophomore year at South Park High School. Like her brother they stand about 5'9 and have brown hair. Unlike the others she just wear a red flannel in the winter and a white crop top tee and ripped jeans and a Grey beanie and converses. Dylan is thin and beautiful like her mom and has most of the School drooling over her because of it.

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    You’re going to die.

    You just know you are, and there’s no escape from it. Things look grim, and as the heat rages on above, you dash around, trying to find something, anything, to delay your impending doom.

    This isn’t the way you wanted to die.

     

    This is a Craig x Reader. Enjoy!

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    Kyle is down in the dumps due to having diabetes and being fed up with doing what he has to do to be alive. There is no cure, and it’s just now hitting him that he is stuck with this chronic medical condition that can kill you if not taken care of properly. Gerald notices and brings it up to Sheila about his research on some things he found that might help Kyle out a bit. Sheila decides that she is going to get Kyle the Omnipod and Dexcom to help lighten his load of finger pricks and syringe injections.

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    Shortly after getting out of prison, former drug dealer, Craig Tucker, runs into his old, most reliable customer, Tweek Tweak. And boy is he in for a ride.

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    Stan Marsh hates you.

    It doesn’t matter how many times you’ve apologized, Stan Marsh has hated you since you moved to South Park when you were in the sixth grade.

    At the age of twenty-four, nothing has really changed. Nothing except you both are taller, you’re a new teacher, he’s working as South Park Elementary’s only coach and P.E. teacher, and their group of four friends has pretty much broken up.

    Nothing has changed.

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    My name is Stan, Stan Marsh. I live in South Park, Colorado. My parents are divorced and my best friend is dead, he died from i-dont-know-what, he just never came back from San Francisco and I was told that he was found dead after a week or so. Ever since then life has been shit and this is sudden and absolutely insane but, I think I'm seeing him again. or maybe ghosts I don't know ..

    I post new updates on this story on wattpad so if you somehow like this story and want earlier, faster updates, its all posted on my account @kylo__ on wattpad.

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    Kyle and Kenny finally reunite at Tweek and Craig’s wedding after six years apart, only to find themselves thrown back in time to first their childhood, and then their senior year of high school. With the clock ticking down to the night Kyle ran away, will they be able to take advantage of their second chance to write themselves a better future?

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    Kenny has died, and this time it’s a big deal. Kyle returns to South Park a few years into his degree for the funeral, and discovers a secret he isn’t prepared for.

    Title from the Robert Louis Stevenson poem Consolation

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    Slow updates lmao. Requests are always open. Insults and death threats are very welcomed. Warnings will be put before every chapter just in case.

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    For seven years, Eric has dreamed of getting out of the hotdog house and finding a better home for him and his mom, so when he discovers that a Battle Of The Bands competition is going to be held in town with a $50,000 cash prize he can't believe his luck. He decides to reform Moop, but there's just one problem - Stan and Kenny have already entered the competition with Crimson Dawn. This leaves him with just Kyle and his mediocre bass playing. But working together, they're going to restore Moop to its former glory and win the Battle of the Bands... if they don't kill each other first, that is.

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    Literally just Oneshots and Smutshots with the South Park characters, no underage anything. I do not own South Park, credits to the creators. Requests are absolutely welcomed.

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