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    Life and Death are two sides of the same coin.
    You can not have one, without the other.
    Hand in hand, tied in string.
    Fated from day one.

    Their is a boy who defines all these laws. His curse is his burden, heartbroken, and perturbed.

    However, there is another.

    The one.. who might be able to save him.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    At first, it was cute, then it became a bit strange, now it became worrying. Craig's mother wasn't sure what to do about her eldest son, not when he keeps talking to his imaginary friends. Craig's mother wondered if there was something wrong with Craig.

    In the meantime, Craig was busy talking to his friends, they weren't imaginary, but they also weren't alive either.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    14
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    3
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    Butters has had very few friends in his life that he feels are true 'friends', but he really only needs Alex. Alex moved to South Park ages ago, but they were best friends. Butters never thought this could change, until someone decided to take Alex away. Will he be able to save his best friends? Will the Truth be revealed?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    "Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand."
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    Craig had a life plan.
    That plan was put on hold when his ex-girlfriend showed up to tell him she was pregnant with his child.
    After she left the baby in his care one weekend and never returned, Craig suddenly found himself putting all of his love and energy into his daughter's well-being, which he was happy to do.
    Now, she's five years old, and he never expected his daughter to be so interested in learning ballet.
    Then again, Craig never expected to be so interested in her ballet teacher.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/21
    Comments:
    580
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    They say the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect the same results.

    So when Craig tells Tweek he wants to call it quits, Tweek is a mess in the aftermath. He’s heartbroken, his mental health declining and completely unwilling to change.

    EDIT: This isn’t as angsty as the summary makes it look! It’s more slice of life with a range of emotions. It’s also endgame creek, it’s a healing story. So don’t let the tags and such put you off.

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    11,399
    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    731
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    Mysterion/Kenny has never had to worry about anyone remembering his deaths, until now. With love blossoming and darkness brewing, Kenny’s true origins are about to be revealed, and the results might be deadly for everyone.

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    Chapters:
    3/26
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    175
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    Craig thought his life couldn't be better. He'd a wonderful and a great girlfriend and also a normal life.

    Nothing could prepare him for when his girlfriend breaks up with him. His world got twisted and sank into a dark void, trying to be saved by his gang and family.

    But why would this sweet and marvelous romance, suddenly shattered? What happened for the blonde anxious girl to break up with Craig?

    And...why would dickpics and nudes drive teens in Tinder to suicide?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

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    44,014
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Tweek wakes up just knowing it's not going to be a good day, and Cartman is there to prove him right.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    This is the story about Craig Tucker, he is the man. He lost it to the homecoming queen and prom queen at the same time. He’s got two girlfriends, woah scratch that three girlfriends? After discovering they are all dating Craig Tucker, the three popular students from different cliques band together for revenge. They enlist the help of Tweek, the new guy in town, and conspire to break the jerk's heart, while destroying his reputation. Or will Tweek fall for the same charm they did?

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    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    South Park is mystified by the disappearance of a certain orange clad high school senior. What makes it more mysterious is the escape of a very particular inmate from the local prison. Will this all be figured out within the week after spring break? (Aged up) (Alternating points of view) (Warnings posted at the beginning of each chapter)

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    Chapters:
    8/26
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    “We are moving.”
    No sooner had the words left my father’s mouth, my body forced myself to move into a standing position. My eyes wide, and my mouth was agape.
    "What?"
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    Ike, Firkle, Ruby and Karen were going to be the new South Park gang after all the original kids are leaving for college. Were being the big term. Denver has some other plans for them.

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    11,688
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    // South Park x Mafia AU //

    Check tags for triggers.

    This story follows Tweek Tweak and all the other South Park kids, well now adults.

    The City is over run with gangs and petty crime, you learn to fight for yourself or you form a gang, a operation, a place for you to stand in power. Like what Eric did or Craig or you can be like Miko and Don't choose jack shit.

    © Matt Stone and Trey Parker for South Park
    © Haha_sike on Wattpad for the basis
    © Aegisdea on Tumblr for the AU

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    After a devastating car accident kills one South Park High School student and severely injures another, 'Immortal Beloved' Kenny McCormick begins reliving Craig Tucker's first day back at high school several times. As that day resets each time that Kenny dies, he tries to make it better - and fails. Then a freak accident which kills Kenny sends him leaping back through time into his almost-thirteen year old self. Realizing that he now has nearly four years to prevent the tragedy, instead of only a few hours as he did when it first happened, Kenny begins changing the future to prevent the accident. Time ends up fractured, and suddenly, history begins to change in BOTH directions. It isn't long until Kenny finds himself a stranger in a strange land, with no idea of what's going to happen next. Others who didn't die now do, and others who had died are brought back. But Kenny isn't the only one who seems to be trying to put right what once went wrong, and save the lives of his other friends. There's just one problem: is his new time-traveling ally trying to help Kenny, or stop him?

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    English
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    270,776
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    391
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    Witchcraft are never far from you.

    Your closest friend can not be as normal as you thought.

    What is sure is that nobody wants to mess with them.

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    Words:
    15,170
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    298
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    Wanting to make a name for himself other than "That blonde dude next to Mysterion" Tempest, or rather Tweek, finds himself ensnared in the business of a certain evil overlord.
    Not in the mood to die an early death he accepts the task he is given, but not without sacrificing the trust he held for his former allies.

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    English
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    19,337
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2267
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    In a world where almost all the adults are gone, there are monsters roaming everywhere, food is scarce, trust between people is almost unlikely, you have to run for your life all the time, and there's a high chance that there's no future for anyone...what would you do in this type of situation? Find hope? Find a place to call home? Or give up...and just end it all already.

    For Craig Tucker and his little sister, they've decided to keep fighting, they've decided that no matter what, they'll find a place they can call home...they just need to survive from all these maniac kids and zombies roaming around.

    Language:
    English
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    94,145
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1242
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    The entire gang is on a spaceship and travels the galaxy for the good of Mankind and Alien alike.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    35
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    Craig was not an extraordinary person. He wore his t-shirts and jeans more than once before washing them like everybody else. He was a perfectly average student, with a perfectly average family, and soon to be a perfectly average college life ahead of him. It was mundane, ideal- exactly what he wanted.

    Except for one thing; one gigantic, terrible thing:
    The ridiculous crush he had on a notoriously risky, probably hypersexual, extraordinary boy named Tweek.

    And when offered a taste of what he always dreamed of, Craig discovers that his understanding of his crush is so far off the mark, he can't find the target.

    E for explicit sexual content, including dub con which is clearly marked at the beginning of the chapter. Creek with a side of Creekenny. A love story in reverse. High school AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,064
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2711
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    There are people in this world who are born with special 'abilities' that vary on the spectrum of totally useless to very, very dangerous. There is a facility designed specifically for the purpose of housing, stabilizing and rehabilitating these ability users who struggle to function in society on account of these powers.

    Tweek is one of many ability users who resides in this facility. And he's doing just fine.

    Until he meets his roommate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,560
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    892

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