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High School is never easy, but in South Park it seems unbearable. Drama! Featuring such favorite pairings as Creek, Bunny, Style & Stendy & Candy (ooh drama), plus some fun sibling relationships like Ike & Karen and Shelly & Kevin, AND MANY MORE!
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[Clyde] craig why are you sitting like that
[Craig] i'm gay
[Cartman] you look stupid
[Craig] so does your crush on kyle
Cartman left the group.
[Clyde] lmaoooo
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Where Clyde makes a group chat where humor and drama mix together.
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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"Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand."
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Craig had a life plan.
That plan was put on hold when his ex-girlfriend showed up to tell him she was pregnant with his child.
After she left the baby in his care one weekend and never returned, Craig suddenly found himself putting all of his love and energy into his daughter's well-being, which he was happy to do.
Now, she's five years old, and he never expected his daughter to be so interested in learning ballet.
Then again, Craig never expected to be so interested in her ballet teacher. -
The Butterfly Boys by Karolina707
Fandoms: South Park, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
17 Sep 2018
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Tweek Tweak lives in District 11. His life, to put it simply, sucks. There are families ravaged by poverty around every corner, children with swollen bellies and moth-eaten clothes. The peacekeepers are ruthless, showing no mercy to those who disrespect the rules. The president is a dictator. The population is brainwashed. And in the midst of it all, there are the Hunger Games. A battle to the death between 24 teenagers, aged 12-18. Does the Capitol have a grain of mercy or compassion?
There is nothing Tweek can do. At least, not until he is reaped for the 75th games.
Together with a boy called Kenny McCormick and his sister, they are sent to the Capitol to begin preparing for the deadly games. From the tribute parade to the interviews, Tweek hates it all. He knows he's going to die. The thought shakes him right down to his core. There is nothing he can do. Unless the Capitol was taken down. But that could never happen.
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Just a bunch o one shots
All NSFW content will have a * in the chapter name
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After graduating high school, Token decides to throw an epic party. Each chapter dedicated to a different event that night.
Chapter 1: Token and Nichole
Chapter 2: Tweek and Craig
Chapter 3: Kenny
Chapter 4: Kyle
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In a world where almost all the adults are gone, there are monsters roaming everywhere, food is scarce, trust between people is almost unlikely, you have to run for your life all the time, and there's a high chance that there's no future for anyone...what would you do in this type of situation? Find hope? Find a place to call home? Or give up...and just end it all already.
For Craig Tucker and his little sister, they've decided to keep fighting, they've decided that no matter what, they'll find a place they can call home...they just need to survive from all these maniac kids and zombies roaming around.
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On his birthday, Craig thinks about his friends.
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Stan and Kyle are at the beginning of a new relationship while trying to navigate their futures. Will an unexpected person from the past disrupt everything, and how will they deal with the fallout? Kyle is grappling with the potential loss of innocence and the way desire can warp you from the inside out, while Stan can only stand by and try to make sense of a senseless situation. Also, I hate writing summaries bc I'm really bad at it. :)
***I seriously had no idea this was going to turn into such a twisted sexual odyssey, you guys. How did everything get so crazy, lol??
***Also, trigger warnings left & right - this story has unsettling content pertaining to abusive relationships & sexual violence. I just want to make folks aware before diving in bc I don't want to upset anyone, so please steer clear if these are subjects you don't wish to read about. -
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Wanting to make a name for himself other than "That blonde dude next to Mysterion" Tempest, or rather Tweek, finds himself ensnared in the business of a certain evil overlord.
Not in the mood to die an early death he accepts the task he is given, but not without sacrificing the trust he held for his former allies. -
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A story about star-crossed lovers, art, being true to yourself, Smashing Pumpkins, AND smashing pumpkins.
Long after their friendship has ended, Craig and Tweek have been roped into working together for the county art fair as punishment for misbehavior. Craig, whose father is insisting he work in the mechanic shop after high school instead of pursuing photography, could not hate the odd, spiritual, openly gay Tweek Tweak more. Right?
It turns out there's even more to Tweek than meets the eye, and Craig might have to admit to his family, his girlfriend, and even himself the truth in who he really is inside.
The majority of the story is 1997, but includes flashforwards to the future.
Much credit goes to XxLevixX for the idea of a '90s AU and all the guidance :)
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Craig Tucker comes from a dysfunctional household, and an even more dysfunctional high school, where he doesn’t even know he’s crushing on a male classmate and sometimes questions whether his friendships are actually sacred.
On a day crappier than usual, he doesn’t even care that the married couple who moved in next door to him have a son his age-until he actually meets him.
Because of Tweek, what he gets is more than a desired friendship. -
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Craig lies in an empty white room without knowledge of any aspect of what makes him who he is. The only thing that he understands is the loneliness he feels from being in such an empty space. He imagines the type of person he wants to keep him company: a young, friendly blond boy that will always stay by his side. When this person comes to life before him, Craig decides to create a world that will keep this boy happy.
It turns out that it’s not as easy in practice, especially when Craig learns that people are shaped by their environments. He makes his first mistake when he lets Tweek out into the world on his own.
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"He... told me he liked me. That's it, okay?"
"So did you say it back?"
"Had to have, sss-since they b-buh-ba... basically cuddled the ent-tire drive."
Craig was irritated now. "No, I didn't. I told him I wasn't sure."
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High school, hormones, a surprising confession and confusing feelings.
Tweek and Craig find themselves in a mess that couldn't be bigger, even less so when suddenly everything seems to be out to destroy their relationship.
Between being black mailed, outed, and homophobia, there is the impending doom of school projects and abuse at home that the two of them have to fight their way through, desperate for their relationship to work out. -
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Craig Tucker had always found the strange boy who joined his school a month or so ago, named Kenny, interesting. He never seemed to speak, was always alone, and is always covered from head to toe in heavy clothes. Everything but his eyes. And one day, Craig finds himself looking at them and seeing something a bit... off.
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Tweek= Tallulah
Craig= Claire
Kenny= Kelly
Butters= Marjorine
Kyle= Kylie
Eric= Erica
Stan= Stacy
Wendy= Wendyl
Bebe= Bailey
Token= Topaz
Clyde= Chloe
Nichole= Nick
Heidi= Henry
Red= Red
Kevin= Kallie
Jimmy= Jillian
Timmy= Tina
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What happens when the girl of your dreams likes you back? Is there something dark going on with her that she is horribly attempting to hide? Will she be able to keep it a secret or will she crack? -
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He didn't want to be an unfaithful dick, The 1st time was an accident. By the 2nd time they hooked up they were attached. He loved Tweek, oh so much... but he also loved Kenny. Fucking Tweek in the day time, and Kenny by night. Will he manage to keep it a secret?
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Based off of song and lyrics of Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
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Kenny has a huge crush on Tweek, but Tweek is dating school bad boy Craig Tucker.Series
- Part 1 of South park based off of song lyrics
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Despite the fact that she's lived in South Park for a year: no one knows New Kid is actually a girl (except for Wendy.) she is perfectly happy to keep it this way, or at least that's what she tells herself.
But now everything The New Kid tried to hide is at risk due to a series of events. Forcing her to face the consequences head on and in more ways then one.
Plus she has a volleyball game to win.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures Of New Kid