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Tweek disappears as a teenager, leaving his boyfriend, Craig, devastated. After his disappearance, Craig turned to religion to hold himself together. Five years after Tweek’s disappearance, and Craig’s becoming a pastor, a surprise lands on the church doors.
A young man lands on the church's front steps in search of guidance. Little does Craig know that he is about to be tested by the lord. (and find that the man is no man at all)
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- Part 2 of South Park
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"What did you wish for?" Clyde poked him, blowing on his third dandelion.
"I can't tell you, or else it doesn't come true." Craig snorted at Clyde's offended gasp.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier! Now Bebe will never like me!" He whined. "Maybe I can just wish for it again." He blew on yet another dandelion.
If Craig could have one wish, it would be for him to find a four leaf clover on the first try. That's what he wished for.
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Someone go get me some more confetti
I think I might have hit my peak already- Language:
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“I won’t make a speech, but I just wanted to say that I congratulate the winner, and bow my head at all the others’ bravery.”
For the annual sporting event ‘The Long Walk,’ Kenny McCormick decides to participate to try and snatch the first place and win the Prize: an unimaginable amount of money and everything you wish for the rest of your life.
The rules are simple: if you slow down, sit down, or walk in the wrong direction, you receive a warning. After three, you are eliminated from the Walk. The only remaining Walker wins and gets the Prize.
Down the road, he makes friends, enemies, and realizes that he'd better win. -
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Craig Tucker is a laid-back18-year-old guy from South Park.
He wants nothing more than to be left alone, figure himself out in peace and finally finish high school.
There is nothing better than lazy weekends and play sessions with his guinea pig.If only that damn message was clear to every person-
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After one of Cartman’s schemes goes too far for the rest of his class to handle, they get him sent to a facility for mental health treatment during their seventh grade year. They assumed he would only be in there a few months, but then, months turned into three years. Everyone assumed that he was never coming back to South Park, until he showed up their first day of eleventh grade.
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kyle has had a crush on stan for a while now. he wants to tell him but stan had other plans.
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After messing around with a book belonging to Henrietta, our least favorite gay teenagers are transported to they fantasy world they made up as kids! The Kingdom of Zaron seems to be messing with their heads, as feelings and relationships start to blossom.
Also Kenny's a fucking Princess
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- Part 1 of 12 idiots
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There used to be no superheroes, just a bunch of loser kids roleplaying. However, they suddenly began to develop powers, and formed the Freedom Pals. After finding out the tragic truth that, no matter what he did, his dad would always fuck his mom, the New Kid left the Freedom Pals and turned to villainy, aiding the villain Professor Chaos.
A year later, the two come up with a creation that changes everything: collars that can temporarily fuse superpowered beings into one mind and body.
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The Elven Kingdom has held the Stick of Truth for the past few decades. Grand Wizard Eric Cartman sends his most trusted knight through the woods in an attempt to change that.
Stan, however, falls for the Elven Prince- and learns many secrets, some of which connect to Stan's past.
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Dylan navigating high-school along with her obnoxious brother Eric and his friends and her best friends Craig and Mike. Dylan Cartman is 16 and in her sophomore year at South Park High School. Like her brother they stand about 5'9 and have brown hair. Unlike the others she just wear a red flannel in the winter and a white crop top tee and ripped jeans and a Grey beanie and converses. Dylan is thin and beautiful like her mom and has most of the School drooling over her because of it.
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Kenny ensina Clyde a transar.
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Tweek Tweak is a new college student looking to escape his past and his parents. He’s the perfect son because they’ve molded him to be so. A lot of anger can get pent up when constantly trying to please overbearing parents. So much so that he winds up in court-mandated anger management classes.
Assigned to a class full of disgruntled employees and criminals required to attend while on parole, he is positive that he doesn’t belong there. After all, he’s a well-mannered young man when he’s not in a blind fit of rage due to the pressures of the world.
Things aren’t always what they seem, and he is forced to face truths about himself and his parents influences on his life. That is, if he survives his first day of class after sitting in the seat of ankle monitor clad Craig Tucker, who insists that he doesn’t like blondes.
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Craig goes out of his way to avoid any confrontations with the weird situations the town of South Park seems to love to put its residents in, and is glad to stick to his normal life.
But after sneaking out of his house in the middle of the night and encountering a strange and mysterious boy who resides inside the water of Stark's Pond, Craig finds himself breaking his normal routine just to be able to see him again, for reasons he cannot himself comprehend.
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Oh, brother from a different mother,
How could you dare to fuck my lover?-.-
One shot with two extra mini parts, 6 chapters because it's written in Spanish and translated in English. -
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There was only two things Craig Tucker regretted in his life: giving four bastards his birthday money to start a Peruvian flute band, and the other was forgetting Tricia Tucker had a soccer game on Saturday.
The second one would haunt him for the rest of his life.
Or: When Tweek Tweak went missing through the eyes of 11-year-old Craig Tucker
(Please read the warning inside; not as graphic as it seems)
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- Part 1 of In another world
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Many, many attempts to change the past have gone by, and it all ends up being futile. The concept of being stuck in a permanent loop of reality begins to settle, driving [the New Kid] insane, their morality and conception of reality draining away after every new attempt to change things. Finally, Professor Chaos’ monologue gets cut short, with [the New Kid] pleading to accept the offer from him. He’s shocked, at first, but then embraces this desperate hero with open arms, finally ending the loop.
Over a year later, two days before fifth grade graduation, Scott Malkinson has been wondering about the odd absence of [the New Kid], ever since last Friday. Graduation is this Friday, and he’s unsure where they went, until they receive a vague distress text from them.
The Freedom Pals, which have been collecting dust for some time now, have to brush up and re-assemble to uncover what oddities are occurring with this missing student, along with the new rise of Professor Chaos, all the while worrying about their changes in school. New kinds of battles will brew, beyond just brute strength, and the group’s integrity will be put to the test. -
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kykykyle: i swear to god stan if you skimp out on my fucking recital
kykykyle: which i have been rehearsing for for THE PAST FIVE WEEKS
kykykyle: i’m actually going to destroy you and your bloodlinemoon: daddy chill
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in which the kiddos of south park are all college students just trying to be domestic while they still can <3
anyways hi! i've been working on this bad boy for a little while and i thought i'd post it haha,, bad idea? maybe
anyways comments make me write faster this is scientifically proven
updates will be sporadic because i'm a busy high school student running on spite and the love of my awesome boyfriend and that is all that's fueling me right now
playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03zZTVp9t7MvgkMEO0495q?si=338ffbfad55240d2
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Craig Tucker comes from a dysfunctional household, and an even more dysfunctional high school, where he doesn’t even know he’s crushing on a male classmate and sometimes questions whether his friendships are actually sacred.
On a day crappier than usual, he doesn’t even care that the married couple who moved in next door to him have a son his age-until he actually meets him.
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Joy's over problematic one shots by Problems_4_Joy
Fandoms: South Park, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), My Little Pony, Five Nights at Freddy's, Homestuck
10 May 2022
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Just a bunch of oneshots I'm currently making.