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    Dwarves can't swim. They are made of stone and they are quick to believe they are incapable of staying afloat. In reality, they are just a bit too heavy and dip faster than any other race, but that does not imply they're incapable of swimming! But information carried through generations can grow out of proportion, until dwarves are made believe they simply can't swim at all.

    But Bilbo knows better.

    This story consists of 4 smaller stories that all tie into each other, but could be read separately;

    1. Bilbo learns that dwarves can't swim, and Fili and Kili nearly drown (angst and comfort)
    2. Bilbo teaches the company of dwarves to swim (family-fic and humour)
    3. That same night, Bilbo teaches Thorin to swim (fluff and light angst)
    4. The dwarves arrive in Lake Town, and there's only one way to get to Bard's house unseen (conflict and fluff)

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    Bilbo Baggins understands a lot about his part of the world. The other parts are up for debate. Especially with Westron. He knows his mother would be turning in her grave if he turned this down because he couldn't understand everything that was being said, but is it really worth putting up with the suspicious nature of dwarves? Is it really worth the risk of all of Middle Earth finding out the only secret left?

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    Bilbo Baggins accidentally kills Smaug and has to figure out how to go tell the Dwarrow who are waiting for him to come back with that stupid stone.

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    Bilbo Baggins has a brother. Worried about gossiping neighbors, his parents are very careful to hide Kili's nature. Long used to hiding his own nature, Bilbo accepts the same responsibility for his brother as he grows up. But hiding anything becomes impossible when dwarves come to the Shire.

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    Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-cum-bookshop owner, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.

    [Modern AU retelling of the Hobbit with motorcycles, medium-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]

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    Thorin Oakeshield is an idiot but an idiot in love just the same.
    He has this huge crush on this guy that comes to the library he works for a few times a week and it never fails his to make his day.
    Bilbo Baggins is that guy and soon he realizes that the way Thorin acts to other costumes in comparison to him is very different.
    It's almost like he is... special.
    This short story is about them and the people around them and how they (voluntary or involuntary) help those two get a bit closer.
    Wow, seriously they need all the help they can get.

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    Bilbo Baggins has lived quietly in the shire in his home at bag-end for the past 50 years, it is a calm and simple life filled with books and his garden, friendly neighbors and the most comfortable armchair he has ever found.

    On occasion ‘relatives’ would show up to disturb the peaceful existence he had created but they were easily chased off and their ill-gotten spoon thievery dealt with.

    It really was a simple life.

    Of course, fifty years ago this was not the case.

    fifty years ago, he was a dragon.

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    When the attempt at kidnapping the prince fails, Legolas finds himself in an unfamiliar place far from his palace and father. It is soon decided that he would be living a 'normal' life under the protection of the family of the woman who had saved his life. Legolas enjoys his new found freedom and friendship but still feels guilty about having to lie about his life to them. When another attempt to kidnap him is stopped by Gimli, the truth comes out and leads to a fight between them that causes Legolas running off. Will they reach Legolas in time or will it be too late?

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    Bella Baggins was a respectable, hard-working, and beautiful girl who lived in the Shire with her nephew Frodo. As one of the worst days of her life grows closer, she has to try to keep control of her busy life. That is until a bunch of rough and rowdy men practically fall into her lap and turn her life upside down. Bella is taken on an adventure that she thought she'd never have again, but when the man who caused her life to burn before shows up, will she be able to save the ones she loves? Or even herself for that matter? Or will everything become blood and ash right before her eyes once again?

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    "The embers in the heart of Thorin grew hot again, as he brooded on the wrongs of his House and the vengeance upon the Dragon that he had inherited."

    Thorin Oakenshield's quest to slay the dragon Smaug leads him to a new world, with strange monsters and unexpected alliances in his path. AU.

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    Bilbo Baggins is looking for a new position. Thorin Oakenshield is advertising.

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    During a summer road trip, Bilbo and Thorin enjoy an unexpected detour.

    My submission for the Bagginshield Summer Adventure.

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    Thorin Durin wants to find his One ... but he is giving up. Bilbo Baggins has no intention of settling down ... as far as he will admit it to anyone. It's funny how something two people want is right there all along ... but somehow keeps getting missed.

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    Waking up was a big surprise for Ayden.
    Waking up in Middle-Earth was an even bigger surprise.
    Being woken up by Lord Elrond of Imladris was the biggest surprise of them all.

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    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

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    The world has ended; the dead roam the streets. Bilbo Baggins has been surviving on his own, content to stay alone if it means staying alive, but this all changes when he crosses paths with two young boys desperate to make it back to their family.

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    Arabella Tommins is a chubby waitress just trying to get by in life. Because of her weight, she has given up on thoughts of ever finding love, and instead turns all of her love and attention to the customers in her care. Little does she know that two brothers will walk into her life and change it for the better.

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    Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.

    Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.

    (He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)

    Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.

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    The second prophecy of Mandos states: "When the world is old and the Powers grow weary, then Morgoth, seeing that the guard sleepeth, shall come back through the Door of the Night out of the Timeless Void; and he shall destroy the Sun and the Moon."

    This is the story of the Dagor Dagorath, the Battle of Battles and how even the smallest creatures can affect the course of fate.

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    “You’re short for an elf.”
    “Actually I’m tall for a hobbit.”
    “And just when I was thinking that I wasn’t the only one in the world who is short for an elf.”

    A meeting in Bree begins a journey of there and back again. Post-Hobbit.

    Crack taken seriously – What if Bilbo and Thorin’s daughter fell in love with Kili and Tauriel’s son, neither of whom where any the wiser about their shared dwarven ancestry and strong claims to the throne of Erebor?
    Featuring: Gandalf doing his meddling and disappearing thing, Bilbo trying his best, and all of Middle-Earth being canonically a bit racist. Also, to make things interesting, Smaug was just chased off and is Not DeadTM.

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