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    (This is my first ever published fic and the first south park fic i've ever written and i'm only publishing for some sort of closure so please have mercy on me)

    Bebe is the resident gossip of South Park High, everyone knew that. You only confided in Bebe if you were okay with the entire mountain town knowing by the end of the day. However, there were two exceptions to this common knowledge, two simple topics that you could trust her to keep her lips sealed with everyone.
    Coming Out, and Eating Disorders.
    Well, at least that’s what Kyle thought were the rules. But as he sat at the head of the student council table, watching his Co-President Wendy scribble ‘Eating Disorders in Boys; See Something, Say Something’ on the white board, he could feel his face flushing with fear.
    Fuck Bebe Stevens.
    FUCK. BEBE. STEVENS.

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    When what was supposed to be a semi-normal hike near Stark’s Pond takes a dark turn, Kyle finds himself taking care of an injured Eric Cartman who is showing symptoms of what looks like rabies.

    They both wind up deep in a web of lies that endangers both of their lives, and many others.

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    Just some of my headcanons

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    Eric Cartman has changed a lot throughout the years, even if a lot of his peers don't see it. Everyone still sees him as a sociopath, matters are only worse when Cartman realizes that he has a crush on his childhood rival Kyle. Of course, he has no chance so he tries to shove his feelings down. But what happens when someone from out of South Park that doesn't know him from his past gives him a chance?

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    Adults in his life had always shrugged it off. Raccoons and foxes have always been natural enemies, they said. Him and Cartman were destined to their never-ending battle to one-up each other and you couldn’t fight fate. It was the only stereotype that Kyle allowed himself to give into.

     

    Or the Beastars AU nobody wanted and the story of how mortal enemies Cartman and Kyle get involved with the animal mafia and have to work together to save Butters before he ends up as an appetizer.

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    Ike was just supposed to be the bait, Cartman told himself. Bait to catch the bigger fish: his older brother, Kyle. So, how did it end up like this? Why couldn’t he keep himself from defiling the Canadian boy with his own hands? Did he actually have feelings for the wrong Jew? By the end of the night, Cartman may reach an answer to all these questions.

    Dead dove non-con underage smut. Contains non-consensual sexual acts done to a minor and various triggers, so mind the tags. Don’t like; don’t read. Ships contained: Ikeman and implied Kyman.

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    3/?
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    Well adjusted businessman Eric, leaves his past behind him when he moves to Denver, and he plans to move to New York soon, but a familiar face stops him.

    (Loosely*heavily* based off American Psycho)

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    6/?
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    совершенно случайно кайла превращают в кота и совершенно случайно жить ему приходится именно с эриком

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    Kyle is getting married. It sends Eric into a spiral.

    Kyle did something to Eric that almost ruins him.

    Will Kyle and Eric end up together in the end? Or will the bad blood between them tear them apart for good?

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    Heidi and Cartman have been dating for almost four years and are running for Prom King and Queen when Cartman and Kyle get drunk at a party and hook up.

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    (+18) Kyle (Ω) abre un correo desconocido en medio de la hora de estudio: un fanart Kyman que lo deja sorprendido. Cuando decide quejarse, Cartman (α) le pide discreción, ya que él también está implicado. Kyle no sabe que Eric pagó por ese fanart, Eric no sabe por qué la artista se lo mandó a Kyle. Ahora que ambos saben del Kyman tratarán de sacarle provecho, tanto de forma pública como privada.

    Incluye material explícito y eventualmente temática omegaverse.

    Colaboración Yahana (Naya & Haya)

    Cover y Portadas de cada capítulo: @yoquierodibujar (@i.m.haya)

    Nuevos capítulos todos los jueves y sábados a las 8 PM.

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    When a joke doesn't become a joke anymore. When a game becomes an addiction. When kissing causes curses. The threat of losing Kyle to another town, to another person, drives Cartman to, once again, act without thinking. A fake love letter and a UTI might just mean the literal end of the world.

    READ TAGS.

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    21/?
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    Fifty-thousand dollars per session. Kyle contemplated the two choices of this situation.

    Positives: 150k in total, pay off his crushing student debt and move out of his parents house by end of the summer

    Negatives: Film a sextape with Eric Cartman

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    Cartman arrived at Kyle's house with the intention of just getting his videogame back that night, but when he suddenly found out that the red head's cousin was actually staying over, another brilliant idea came to his mind instead.

    He decided to try and fuck around and flirt with Kyle Schwartz instead, seducing him like the smug little asshole he's always been ;)

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    WARNING: THIS FANFIC CONTAINS SENSITIVE TOPICS AND COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ ANYONE ■

    Kyle was on his last straw with Cartman this Fatass was making his bood boil over and he has had enough and it was only a matter of time till he explodes into Rage.

     

    This is a test run for this fanfic if you enjoy it leave a comment and I shall post more chapters, but since I do intend to have these chapter fairly long about 2,000+ words then it may take awhile thank you for your understanding ♡

     

    Kyle falls in love with Cartman first and if you don't like it then you can suck my nonexistent balls you Bastards, but anyways hope you enjoy ♡

    Instagram:
    The_Art_of_the_101
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    _A_total_bastard_101 (my southpark account I draw)

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    Kyle and Cartman are friends, but only just, but after a rumor starts spreading around South Park Elementary that lands them both in detention, will that all change?

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    [𝐀𝐔] Después de siete años sin Eric Cartman, este vuelve repentinamente a South Park.

    Han pasado muchas cosas, ninguno de los chicos se había comunicado con él en todo ese tiempo, así que es una enorme sorpresa tenerlo de vuelta. Aunque, ¿de verdad ese es Cartman?

    El tiempo los ha cambiado a todos, pero el cambio interno y externo de Eric es lo más jodidamente sorprendente. Sobre todo para Kyle Broflovski, quien no deja de preguntarse: ¿Qué carajo le pasó a Cartman?

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    6/?
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    Something finally changed Eric's mundane life.

    He considered himself lucky to have someone so special back in his life, but sadly not everyone was as happy as he was with that.

    Can jealousy and suspicion be the seed of something beautiful?

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    3/?
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    He kept doing chest compressions until he noticed the man twitch from under him. He let out a relieved sigh, the fact that the line was busy was so unlucky, thankfully he—

    He yelled out in pain, watching the elderly man’s pale face sinking his teeth right into his arm with surprising strength as he struggled to kick him off.

    “What the fuck, dude?!”

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    Prinzessin Erika has to marry the Viking King Sigurd so that her kingdom doesn't fall into enemy hands.

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