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    It’s all just a coin flip, she thinks. Either she wakes up or she doesn’t. She’ll deal with the fallout if it comes. 

    The nihilistic Ryder twin inherited Ellen's terminal condition, and was fully expecting to die in stasis on the way to Andromeda. She's woefully unprepared for the mess she wakes up to instead, and begins to wonder if she cares about the universe a little more than she thought she did.

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    Chapters:
    22/23
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    HPSC Agent Log:

    Name: Izuku Midoriya

    Age: 14

    Quirk: Phoenix

    Handler: Hawks

    Notes: Parents deceased at age 5. Rescued by HPSC. Trained. Designated for off the books missions.

    OR

    When an opportunity presents itself, Hawks will do anything to get Izuku Midoriya (his little brother in all but blood) as far from the HPSC as possible. They’re not gonna make it easy.

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    Mairon tries to do his job and read Celebrimbor's books but none of that is going as fast as the Elf wants. He takes matters into his own hands but gets followed.

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    In 9th century Jorvik, after failing to convert various pagan creatures, Brother Cellanus decides on an easier goal: ministering to the local prostitutes.

    With his handy pastoral manual and a whole lot of optimism, Brother Cellanus is sure he can help his new lady friends embrace modesty and religion.

    It is harder than he anticipated.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    360
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    Upon accidentally committing homicide, Theo and Harry must put their differences aside and do anything within their abilities (and a good many things without) to hide the evidence.

    A Rube-Goldberg machine murder cover-up featuring: larceny! mad science! explosions! eldritch rappeling gear! grand conspiracy! and more!

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    English
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    10,352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    357
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    ‘“Lass,” Leo said again when it didn’t seem like he’d be interrupted, “what’s this?”

    Harry looked over the nice lace tablecloth, semi-romantic lighting, tall red candle, and secluded spot, and said, quite obviously, “it’s a date, isn’t it?”

    Leo’s face did something funny again, but it was a different type of funny, and not a terribly bad kind. “Aren’t you dating Lestrange?” He felt it was a rather sensible question, for all that he would have been perfectly fine not asking it.

    “That’s tomorrow,” said Harry, like it made all the sense in the world.’

    (Harry goes on a date. Then she goes on another. Like many sensible people ought, she promptly decides that she can’t have just one, and thus must make do with both.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Tomioka Giyuu is emotionally and physically scarred from his sister and best friends' death. He's very quiet and distances himself from others just so that he doesn't get attached and his bad luck spreads on to them. He has suicidal thoughts and uses unhealthy coping mechanisms to help with the pain and suffering.

    Through out the story, we learn more about Giyuu's past and why he is how he is in the present and we will also see how Giyuu overcomes his negative and suicidal thoughts and becomes happy once again.

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    Chapters:
    19/35
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    725
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    Dean feels like he's finally made it. Popular show on one of the biggest TV networks, in demand therapist to the stars, kick ass home in the Hollywood Hills, and an amazing relationship with his little brother but he's still missing something. He's lonely. He's also got the worst dating track record of ever. It's been a year since the last disaster rolled through and he'd like to avoid another. So when Castiel shows up for work as his new live in personal chef he has no clue what he's going to do. The man is a work of art but Dean is scared everything will come crashing down like it always does. It's better to just be friends, right? Especially when things start getting a little weird around the studio and mysterious packages begin to come in from a secret admirer...

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    42,139
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    548
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    Bernard Black and Itoshiki Nozomu are each other's perfect match, CHANGE MY MIND.

    Here I am once again with a couple nobody has ever written anything about- and this time, I understand. Please allow me to take you on a thought experiment. What if Zetsubou-sensei was in dreary old London to improve on his English and English-teaching skills? And what if he just happened to be lodging near Black Books, and popped in every now and then to get new literature? Bernard would fall for him harder than a pebble kicked off the cliffs of Dover, that's what. Follow me for shenanigans, a deep sense of despair, and laughing through the pain.
    I had way too much fun with this. They are adorable.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    "Kyle," Cartman called out sweetly, softly even as he backed him up, Kyle wasn't paying attention to where he was going. And Cartman used that to his advantage as he backed him up and watched him fall over the swing, now sitting on it with wide eyes. Cartman leaned down slightly, looking him in the eyes while he held him on the swing.

     

    "Mind your own fucking business." He repeated again, as if it was a normal sentence and not a threat. He pulled away with a completely emotionless expression, patting Kyle on the shoulder and watching him flinch at the contact. "Marsh is looking for you, by the way. I saw 'em when he was leaving the house. You should go find him. Oh, and, don't tell him about this, 'kay? Be a good little Jew!" His playful voice came back again, sounding like he was doing his usual teasing with Kyle. Kyle would've believed it, it sounded believable. But he knew that Cartman wasn't kidding this time.

    ~

    Cartman is acting weird… Kyle is the only one who cares and is trying to figure out what’s happening. Stan is in love, and he’s also slowly questioning his sanity each time he sees Kenny with anyone else.. Can Kyle figure out what’s happening before it’s too late?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    ⚠️(warnings also in the notes)
    Very Important. Please read. No hate. Not romanticised. Dark story. Not happy. No kids here. No Antis (there WON'T be rape, in case people were wondering, but there WILL be violence and abuse)⚠️

     

    "You get it now, don't you?" she asked, not waiting for any reply. Her arms took him carefully from the cold floor and moved him to a different spot with a soft material under him. 

    "I'm the only one you have now. Not the crystal gems. Not the Diamonds. Not your human friends either. Only me" the pink gem stated matter of factly.

    She sighed. She knows it isn't fair, it's not what he wanted her to do when he helped her that one time. Spinel clasped her hands together, lost in her memories of her time in the Garden. That's all I've ever know though, she thought with a pained expression.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    27
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    3
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    A comic originally started in December of 2021, from a series of doodles that formed into a story about a sad little puppet salesman as the victim in a toxic and abusive relationship with a human teenager. Drawn and written by hand on paper, scanned with one of the shittiest scanners known to man, formatted in a way similar to webcomics or newspaper comics in which each page or strip would be their own installment. I will try and upload a page a day, I have a massive backlog of nearly 100 pages and it's nowhere close to finished at the time of this writing. Apologies for the informal summary, the comic didn't originally start as a comic with a clear plot direction, it just sort of happened. Mind the tags, don't say I didn't warn you. No doubt more will be added.

    Any coloring (there's not much) is by normal_author.

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    218
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    “jaehyunah,” he starts upon backing into a parking space, prompting the younger to pause and look at him at once. johnny takes in a breath, turning the key until the car goes soundless. “… what if these guys really are creeps?”

    the dark-haired man blinks a couple of times, dropping the hand that had been fiddling with his hair into his lap. “we leave, i guess,” he answers simply. “are you worried?”

    “not more than anyone else would be,” says the blonde.

    jaehyun smiles at johnny, reaching out to pinch his cheek. “let’s go, hyung. we’ll be fine as long as we stick together.”

    in that moment, and under jaehyun’s touch, johnny believes it.

    --

    johnny suh, an average student living an average life at mit, experiences a series of eerie and utterly horrifying events after begrudgingly agreeing to a night out with his childhood best friend, jaehyun jeong (who just so happens to be one of the most desirable people on campus), ends in catastrophe.

    through it all, however, the one thing he will never do is leave jaehyun's side — even if a couple of people die along the way.

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    20,437
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    80
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    Tommy dies and comes back to life once. He dies again and comes back to life yet again. Except for this time, he never appears in front of a maniac, he wakes up to warm hands and worried gazes. Gazes from dead and jaded people. People he knew that had never truly loved him.

    He panics, even more, when the maniac he vowed to never see again turns up a day later, just not in the way one was expecting. Tommy tries to wiggle himself out of this shithole before anything else happens. He attempts to leave. But every time they tug him back, they give him something more to stay for. And he doesn’t have the heart to leave those things and the people.

    Not when each time they tug him back it looks like they’re willing to change for him.

    He won't fall for those tricks again. (Who is he kidding?)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1002
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    The other peak lords are fed up with Shen Qingqiu's lecherous snake-like no good ways. Being the kind (but fair) sect master, Yue Qingyuan suggest a reforming program to appease the other peak lords. Yue Qi hates that he has to punish his childhood beloved, but tries making the punishment as painless as possible.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Wilbur opened the door, slipping out into the darkness. The streetlights had gone out a few hours ago, leaving him plunged in total darkness. But Wilbur had lived in the town for the better part of his life, ever since he packed up and fled his family with nothing but a note. He knew the town, with or without the presence of light to help him.

    Tonight, instead of following the usual path — to the park, the abandoned factory, the metal towers and gay bars where he could walk through and feel the ghosts of people long gone, where he could lie on the ground as if pushed and pinned to it and let long buried tears spill out while the stars gleamed impassively above — he took a different turn.

    Or: Wilbur and Tubbo have spent the last 2 years of their life running from something rapidly catching up to them

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    English
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    5,807
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    271
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    How far can an addictive Mask push an ordinary teenager?

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    425
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    Peacemaker tells the team about multiple sexual experiences he's had
    They almost all involve spanking

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    118
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    Day drunk, Ed told him the truth with only a little bit of editing, focusing less on the murderous fantasies and more on the psychology of killing, the way his body had to operate separately from his mind, which he felt pretty confident that Stede could understand on some level. That the urge stuck with him, even when he tried to force it away.

    Stede, the person who lit fires next to bookshelves, began to analyze him.

    “Hang on a minute. You reached some type of understanding with yourself after the kraken fuckery, didn’t you? It was hard, but you were able to feel more at ease with yourself afterward, by seeing it play out?”

    OR

    Ed still wants to kill Stede after the fuckery. Stede has an idea.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    301
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    Loyalty. What did it mean?

    As the Second Titan War raged across the United States, Half-Bloods began to pick sides. To some Half-Bloods, loyalty meant fighting for their godly parent. For some Half-Bloods it meant standing beside their friends. Sometimes those two definitions of loyalty clashed. They pulled to either side of the war.

    And sometimes, Half-Bloods picked the wrong side.

    When the war comes to a close, the traitor Luke Castellan repents of his actions long enough to kill Kronos and is given a funeral with honor. His final act granted him redemption. But what about the living? Who redeems them in the eyes of the gods?

    This is the story of three Half-Bloods who become sacrificial lambs on the altar of repentance to the Olympians. Because the Olympians have been called many things, but forgiving is not one of them.

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    English
    Words:
    66,547
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    834

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