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    Her are hands folded like rocks, and her freshly-lacquered fingernails are digging into the folds of her palms. He nails were red. (Klaus put glitter on them.)

    Now she looks like she carved scars into a unicorn.

    “Let’s kill our dad,” Allison decides to say.

    She waits and sees if the aftershock settles.

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    The Hargreeves kids get down to business.

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    The phone went off with a ding.

    Unknown: You look so cute in that shirt :)

    Unknown: Take all your clothes off and show me that sexy fuckin body bitch

    Unknown: Baby u look so so cute wanna hold u n kiss you

    Unknown: youre mine sweetie ill hide you from this disgusting world

    Unknown: How's your day been dear? Mine was great since your here :)) ♡♡

    Unknown: Those people you were talking were lusting over you, their not allowed to want something that's not their's.

    Jin delete every single text.

    No, he can't deal with this right now. He just wants to sleep.

    ~~~

    AU where Jin thinks he has one stalker but in actuality has six who happens to be his close friends.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
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    230
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    33
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    Carlos trafia do opuszczonego miasta, które okazuje się być zamieszkane przez jedną osobę - nieświadomego swojej samotności Cecila.

    *Fanfic powstał w zasadzie w formie sesji RP, którą piszę z EternalScout (jest odpowiedzialna za wszystkie rozdziały, w których wypowiada się Cecil).

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    Polski
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    20/?
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    6
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    "It's a shame," hissed Aizawa. "He'd be an incredible hero if it weren't for his shit personality."

    He wanted to be a hero—he really did. But heroes took too long, and instead, he escaped by himself. The hero industry left a terrible taste in his mouth, and so did the villains who captured him. Midoriya Izuku will become something else, something better. And he'll fight for what's right by him and the innocent, even if it meant breaking the law.

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    2/?
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    40
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    700
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    A girl who got into surreal yet cute misadventures with her macabre new friends in Isla de la Dulce.

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    Considering Izuku didn't have a quirk in which you could call 'humane', he could never really imagine the lifestyle where he could be a hero. He could never stoop so low as to become a villain either. So I guess he's just...there. Living as an abnormal civilian who has also been considered like a son to Aizawa Shouta. Though he would never trade anything in the world when it came to his legal guardian,

    Izuku really can't stand his own quirk. He’d do anything in his will power never to have to hear it again.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    I suck at summaries...Etta Crane is dying in the forest when Charles Smith and Arthur Morgan find and save her. When they take her to their camp, she falls in with the van der Linde gang. Mostly about Charles and Etta, if I'm honest, because I'm in love with Charles. This summary sucks. I'm sorry. Maybe read some? It's not as bad as this summary.

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    28
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    4
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    An Addams Family AU where, instead of being given to Whitwell at the end of AoS, Nat ends up with... Well, you know me, take a guess.

    Tags will be added as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Junko becomes increasingly aroused by watching Aoi and Sakura's sexual relationship unfold via the school's surveillance cameras, so she devises a plan to satisfy herself. As befitting the queen of despair, the plan revolves around crushing Sakura utterly in the process.

    Though perhaps she's bitten off more than she can chew?

    Wherein Junko confronts her hitherto dead emotions and drags two very unlucky students along for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    1
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    Mia Panadera first came to the United States from Puerto Rico in search of the American dream and ended up grinding away at two jobs at a bakery and a hair salon, and married to an angry, neglectful, abusive husband.
    And then he walks into the bakery one morning, with his long hair, round face, Danish accent, and monumental appetite. He’s short, he’s sexy, he’s the drummer, he won’t shut up, and his name is Lars. She feeds him and is willing to spark a romance with him through his stomach, but there’s her marriage, her friends, and most of all, her parents.
    She’s also got those bruises and scars all over her body, and to him, they seem to be coming out of nowhere. But instead of pulling away, he only finds her more attractive and intriguing. He wants her to follow him and his band around for their tour, and Seattle is beginning to appear to be a better place for her, but she didn’t come so far to turn her back on the place she worked so hard to be at and ultimately, her husband.
    She has to confess to him at some point, that is if she confesses at all.

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    33/?
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    “I’m sorry.” Jaehyun says dejectedly, clasping his hands together as his thumb makes little circles on his skin. Is his skin soft? Is that his mannerism? Doyoung, at this point, is a defeated man. If Jaehyun’s going to act like this, then Doyoung might as well resign. He won’t take any dejected Jaehyun on his memories, thank you very much. “I want to learn, but I’m too shy to ask.” Doyoung knows he told himself he won’t take this opportunity to have a gain of his own plans but- “I can teach you.” The expression Jaehyun gave Doyoung was worth it. “Really? Thank you, Doyoung!” Jaehyun was all smiles and dimples and perfect pearly whites. Worth it. “No problem.”

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    Class 1-B get enrolled into a load of crazy shit it's not up for debate.
    Especially Monoma.
    (Also Shinsou's in the chat just cause)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Ryan Haywood never thought he had a purpose in life. The government had taken everything from him, leaving him with fragmented memories of the person he used to be and the knowledge that he could not die, no matter how hard he tried. Years pass and when he feels close to unravelling, he finds a young boy looking for a way out, and see's himself. This boy is one Michael Jones. It doesn't take long for him to adopt the firey teen. And soon, he has two more, abandoned Gavin Free who tried to pick his pocket, and Jeremy Dooley, whose parent's were killed in a drug deal. He will protect his lads with everything he has, which is not made easier with the Rooster's and their lapdogs, the Fake AH Crew, breathing down his neck. But in Los Santos, the city of Saints, secrets don't stay buried for long and everything he's built comes crashing down around him.

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    Being alone onstage with Jerome wasn’t much different than being onstage without him, in the sense that, when their mother asked Jeremiah to go out and do impressions for her tiny audience so she could finish dressing, Jerome was always one that Jeremiah did.

    Of course, Jeremiah would cycle through the usuals—Paul Cicero, Uncle Zach, the Ringmaster, any number of Graysons, even Lila—but never once speak as himself. Jerome was the encore, the crowd-pleaser, because it was at that point Jeremiah would beckon for Jerome to join him from behind the curtain and show the audience what an uncanny imitation he’d done.

    Always the quiet one, the polite one. Shy, withdrawn artist with an unexpected stage talent.

    Once, Jerome caught Jeremiah using their mother’s make-up and threatened to tattle unless Jeremiah helped him with an experiment. Jeremiah could’ve told him without holding down a stray tabby while Jerome stabbed its neck that what would happen was: a dead cat.

    [COMPLETE! #14: Dark Island added 3/25/19. First chapter can be read as stand-alone story if you wish, but the arc does come full circle.]

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    Apparently, having previously survived two decades in a world crawling with zombies was a good training experience for his next life as a ninja. Who would've known? Note the sarcasm.

    [OC Reincarnated as Nohara Rin's twin brother. M/M]

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    4/?
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    They told Naomi Misora she was dead for three minutes when paramedics revived her. She sure didn't feel alive. She couldn't even remember coming back to Japan, much less Kira taking her fiance, much less Kira sending her to suicide, maiming her and robbing her brain of speech. She had almost given up hope of recovery until a mysterious figure gave the promise of revenge: the chance to kill those who wronged her, if only she can find them.

    Aphasic and adrift, Naomi's going to join the Kira investigation to win her life back. She's going to help Misa Amane discover who she is, and discover a connection with her. She's going to make Light Yagami have to think on his feet, and present him with a new opportunity. She's going to solve some serious problems for L, and then make some serious problems for L. And she's going to make a hell of a lot of things get a lot more complicated.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    9
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    418
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    the countdown begins. can you beat the clock ? or will time run out , forcing you to face the only thing you've ever wanted ?

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    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    3
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    There's no such thing as too perfect, right...?

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    1/?
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    A piece of the Allspark’s former crystal casing is stolen and used to make lost history repeat itself. Bumblebee is forced to deal with a lot more than he bargained for when a supposed cartoon character from long ago seeks to steal back the last two people required to complete his revenge.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    6
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    11
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    318
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    Get in loser, we're going shipping.

    This is my version of life after the events of: 'The Final Problem' but it also contains elements from the entire series. So yeah...Obvious spoilers, don't come after me with torches and pitchforks if Y'all don't take a moment to read my summary.

     But I digress.

     This fic contains RIDICULOUS amounts of smut since the BBC won't let us have nice things.

    But smut with a plot.

    I hope that my fic will make you chuckle to yourself or at least snort.

    This is SUPPOSED to be a mostly happy story because fuck knows we need one after season four.

    But, like Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat...I am not a merciful God...I'm an evil masochistic bastard and I survive on the tears of my viewers.

    So, naturally, It'll be fine and dandy for a suspiciously long time and then suddenly...

    All of the shit...Will hit all of the fans.

    Enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    204
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    443
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    84
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