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Mattaki just got dumped....again. After Izayoi reunites with Takemaru (a man who originally was sent to kill her), she quickly dumps her demon husband and abandons her hanyou son to be with the former bodyguard. It just leaves Mattaki one problem: he has two sons to raise, and he's single...AGAIN. What's a taiyoukai to do?! Enter 18 years later and Inuyasha's girlfriend's twin sister: an 18 year old smoking hot priestess named Kagome. Is she the one? Can he win her over to be his one and only? Is it true what they say: is third time's the charm?!!
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The No good, Repugnant, damnable, malignant Tale of Damien Hein. by Yoonsio
Fandoms: Original Work
22 Feb 2020
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A demonstrative, fidgety, fiery, high-strung, impulsive, murderer finally being caught! this is news in my book!
when Damien was finally feeling out who he was in life his whole life was flipped over and back. When life gets worse is just keeps getting worse?
But Damien has high hopes! finally finding another "family" he hopes to make permanent memories with them so he begins videotaping all their shenanigans. How will his new eccentric, awful, cruel, loving family fall?
who knows, all we know is that “Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”Series
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- 2,210
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- 1/?
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Despite his looks, Tom is miserable in Hell. His job treats him like trash, his co-star abuses him, there's danger everywhere he goes and all of his friends are dead. For decades he's resigned himself to his eternal fate until a chance encounter with an Australian anarchist kickstarts a relationship he never expected to have.
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When Parse's father dies, Jack realizes that he and Parse have unfinished business he wants to conclude once and for all, for whatever value of "finished" they decide on.
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a skeleton in the closet by nirvhannahcornell for FromtheWasteland, DiscoDeakyDancing, Mom, Grandma
Fandoms: Anthrax (US Band), Metallica, Bandom
21 Feb 2020
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"If something was to happen to Joey or James, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself."
14 years following the death of Cliff Burton, Christina Moon has made her way in the world of writing, that is until a new intern seeks curiosity in the memory of a romance between her, James Hetfield, and Joey Belladonna. It's such a secret that not even her mother knew about it while she investigated one of the Pacific Northwest's most notorious serial killers.
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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Interdimensional RED-Coded Contract by HarmlessOrange
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Hyperdimension Neptunia
21 Feb 2020
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Having just rescued Nepgear from ASIC's grasp, IF and Compa have a chance encounter with 9 odd mercenaries far away from home and asks for help. Hilarity, violence, and hilarious violence ensues. And angst, because why not?
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Dead! Warm Bodies AU. Phil is a zombie living in the abandoned Luton airport, Dan is a human survivor. Bound together by the fear of what hides in the dark, they choose not to kill each other, and begin the long journey to Manchester and (hopefully) to new colonies. Enemies to (kind of) Lovers, dark comedy, little bit of fluff and hurt/comfort.
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Jeon Jungkook, one of the best killers of his base, never really thought much about the choice of his job. That was until things started to turn into something, that made the rational soldier question his sanity and made the very last person he expected his only source of hope.
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“Well you’re in luck because guess what? You’re never getting rid of me again,” Liam grinned slowly from ear to ear as he witnessed Theo’s shocked reaction.
In which Liam dies and comes back as a ghost and Theo is the only person that can see him.
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Kindred by Viva_La_Vier
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Bloodbound (Visual Novel), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Feb 2020
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A vampire who hasn’t seen Skyrim in far too long crosses paths with an alcoholic knight who’s gotten more adventure than she’d bargained for. If they can’t stop the World-Eater, then who can?
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Six lunatic criminals Vs. a world full of flesh-eating monsters - if It was anyone else, you wouldn't like their odds. AU based on the band's characters in the Ich Will video. A bank job goes wrong before it even starts and the crew realise there's far bigger threats than getting caught. [Tags/pairings not final - updating them as the story progresses]
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Jiyuu never asked to be the protagonist of some bat-shit crazy adventure, but it seemed as if his luck stat was too low. It always was. You'd think that with all the points put into profinciency, he'd be able to stay out of trouble. But now he's stuck playing hero, while just trying to survive the year, prevent impending 'ruin', and make it thorugh his 'rehabilitation'.
So much for staying out of trouble.
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Inspired by Roald Dahl's "Revolting Rhymes"
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Inspirado en "Cuentos en Verso para Niños Perversos" de Roald Dahl
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The Joke of the Century by RaestarShipper
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Joker (2019)
21 Feb 2020
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All it really takes is just one very bad day.
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Unholy transformation and what to expect by Strange_doll_from_Hell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
21 Feb 2020
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How each of our vampires became a creature of the night. Just an idea of how it happened and their lives before.Very dark, but at least you know it ends well.
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With chapter 1 set roughly one year after the events of "My Captive Audience", JD feels good. Well, not good, but better. Not difficult to be much worse, admittedly, but... it's okay. Apart from the stuff that isn't okay. Obviously.
Eventual smut and eventual JD/Cox. Slightly AU/non-canon JD (and sometimes Cox) as he's changed somewhat from the one we all know and love, but still hopefully identifiable as himself.
References to previous trauma, flashbacks to "My Captive Audience" in places. Some really dark comedy, some (eventual) smutty smut and fluffy fluff.
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- Part 2 of My Captive Audience
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Request: So like what if Tom had a sister, and Robotnik kidnaps her so Tom could give up Sonic, so basically Robotnik and the reader fall for each other. And Tom and Sonic could rescue her. When they do they expect her to see her crying and scared but instead they walk in of them of kissing.
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Billy’s big summer plans for him and Steve get derailed by the common annoyances of summer camps, such as children and serial killers.