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    This isn't The Helltakers first time around the block, he's got the offspring to prove it. Said offspring returns home from college to find his room, and most of the house, taken over by demonesses that are all apparently banging his dad.

    The first impressions could have gone better, admittedly.

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    144,076
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    865
    Kudos:
    784
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    41589
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    ⚠️(warnings also in the notes)
    Very Important. Please read. No hate. Not romanticised. Dark story. Not happy. No kids here. No Antis (there WON'T be rape, in case people were wondering, but there WILL be violence and abuse)⚠️

     

    "You get it now, don't you?" she asked, not waiting for any reply. Her arms took him carefully from the cold floor and moved him to a different spot with a soft material under him. 

    "I'm the only one you have now. Not the crystal gems. Not the Diamonds. Not your human friends either. Only me" the pink gem stated matter of factly.

    She sighed. She knows it isn't fair, it's not what he wanted her to do when he helped her that one time. Spinel clasped her hands together, lost in her memories of her time in the Garden. That's all I've ever know though, she thought with a pained expression.

    Language:
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    4,430
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    439
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    A comic originally started in December of 2021, from a series of doodles that formed into a story about a sad little puppet salesman as the victim in a toxic and abusive relationship with a human teenager. Drawn and written by hand on paper, scanned with one of the shittiest scanners known to man, formatted in a way similar to webcomics or newspaper comics in which each page or strip would be their own installment. I will try and upload a page a day, I have a massive backlog of nearly 100 pages and it's nowhere close to finished at the time of this writing. Apologies for the informal summary, the comic didn't originally start as a comic with a clear plot direction, it just sort of happened. Mind the tags, don't say I didn't warn you. No doubt more will be added.

    Any coloring (there's not much) is by normal_author.

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    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2374
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    Aether closed the distance the two were now face to face.

    “Xiao, sleep with me.”

    “Adepti do not require sleep.”

     

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    Albedo gives Aether a sex potion which causes him to have sex with all of the male companions he's met so far on his journey's in Teyvat. Only to find that a certain Adeptus is the first to reject him. Xiao being the last guy on his list, Aether learns that through time that an emotional connection can be stronger than a physical one.

    Language:
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    173,769
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    727
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    27342
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    Izuku Midoriya walks in on his classmates performing a ritual to summon The Devil and unintentionally gets possessed by a demon. The fact escapes everyone's notice, though it soon becomes clear that evil forces are at play when Midoriya begins to act strangely.

    The demon exploits the opportunity to wreak havoc on Class 1-A in the form of the once-heroic, Izuku Midoriya. Will Class 1-A be able to save Midoriya before it is too late? Or will they be the ones who need saving?

     

    Prepare your souls for one Hell of a ride.

     

    Updates: Every 2-7 days.
    Wattpad: symphiel (cover art is also posted there).

    Language:
    English
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    6,325
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    743
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    Androids have become a normal part of human society throughout the ten years that they've been around; so much so that different models are sold for a specific task. Need help picking up around the house? Try the helper android! Need something to help you feel safer? The security model has just the thing! What about times when you find yourself struggling with mental health? Look no further than the emotional support android!

    Almost countless different models are made, all with unique coding to better serve their purpose and fulfill the commands given to them; all with the ability to constantly make improvements to their coding to best match their owner and make them seem more human (as to make others more comfortable around them).

    But, with difference, comes mistreatment.

    Older models are often found in garbage cans or left on the sides of the road; abuse towards androids is justified because they have no emotions or feel no pain, and, if there are any suspicions of an android becoming "too sentient", they are immediately scrapped.

    But, is it so silly to treat them kindly?

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    2,270
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Taylor suffers a tiny fall (horrible accident) on the broken porch step and gets the power to build cool toys (lethal weapons). Her head gets a little banged up (severely damaged), but fortunately, her shard decides to fix things up! She has a good time.

    In which Taylor receives some less than savory tinker powers and is sent to the Parahuman Asylum.

    Language:
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    20,435
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2185
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    “Come hunt with me.” The heat of the curse’s words brushed Junpei’s cheek with a warmth no human could have had. “It’ll be fun.”

    “Mahito…” the name left Junpei’s mouth like a breath, instinctive and effortless.

    “You know you want to, right?“ Mahito urged. “Come on! Make fun with me.”

    There were two types of movies with monsters that came to your bedroom window. In the first, the only way out was to run. For one foolish moment, Junpei wondered if this was the second kind of story, where the monster outside was barely a monster at all.

    Junpei took a hand he never should have grasped and let it guide him into the darkness.

    ——-

    With the exception of his mother, Junpei Yoshino was determined not to care about people. Then again, Mahito wasn’t a person. In fact, Mahito was so far removed from humanity that he saw people as playthings. In most cases, that meant killing. With Junpei, it quickly became a different kind of game.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1448
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    For years, all Glen and Glenda had was each other. Having been born twice, with serial killers as parents and unusual ways of growing, behaving, and thinking, life wasn't always easy for them. Years later, they are living their dream lives, with Glenda working as an indie horror actress and Glen as a photographer, all while still trying figure out more about themselves and their past. Meanwhile, a girl they once briefly knew starts searching for similar answers after getting a strange gift, while back in New Jersey, an old friend of hers is forced to deal with the aftermath of the Hackensack murders and soon discovers Chucky may not be the only foe he has to deal with. Elements from both the movies and TV series are used.

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    22,361
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    291
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    "They do have one thing I envy. Humans, if nothing else, have the good sense to die." -Death, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

    Axel, Kalasin, Chantelle, and Elizabeth. The poor victims of unforgivable deaths. At least they're going to a better place now.

    If only they could get in.
    (A and Z)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    10
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    Izuku stopped paying attention after that. All he could focus on was the burning in his chest and the weak thud of his heart. This must be some sort of sick joke from whatever god was up there. Katsuki can’t be his weakness.

    Being weak for someone who doesn’t care is a horrible way to live.

    Then again, Izuku still doesn’t want to be alive. However, the only way for him to die was through Katsuki, who would have to die as well. Or at least be severely injured. Overall, it feels like Izuku’s attempts have gotten a whole lot harder.

    Because Katsuki wouldn’t let him die.

    Unfortunately.

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    Izuku attempts suicide after All Might left him on that rooftop.

    In the span of ten months, Izuku’s mother is dead, his dad is a supervillain, and he’s been saddled with a quirk that won’t let him die. He’s cursed to be alive when he doesn’t want to live at all.

    Meanwhile, Katsuki witnesses a tragedy and has to cope with the aftermath. After Izuku disappears, he vows to figure out just what happened to his childhood friend. That hunt lasts for ten months until they reunite at the USJ.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    290
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    Three satanic popes and a tag-along cardinal take a vacation to a remote island resort. There’s sea, sun, sand and too much sexual charisma for one small island to handle. They partake in their fair share of debauchery and tropical delights, but the four of them end up getting far more than they bargained for...

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    English
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    14,841
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    95
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    Loyalty. What did it mean?

    As the Second Titan War raged across the United States, Half-Bloods began to pick sides. To some Half-Bloods, loyalty meant fighting for their godly parent. For some Half-Bloods it meant standing beside their friends. Sometimes those two definitions of loyalty clashed. They pulled to either side of the war.

    And sometimes, Half-Bloods picked the wrong side.

    When the war comes to a close, the traitor Luke Castellan repents of his actions long enough to kill Kronos and is given a funeral with honor. His final act granted him redemption. But what about the living? Who redeems them in the eyes of the gods?

    This is the story of three Half-Bloods who become sacrificial lambs on the altar of repentance to the Olympians. Because the Olympians have been called many things, but forgiving is not one of them.

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    English
    Words:
    60,207
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    715
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    A chosen one. She alone will wield the strength & skill to fight the vampires, demons, & the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil & the swell of their number. She is the Slayer. That's Katara. She's been fighting demons since her freshman year of high school. Katara has her friends, her brother, her watcher, her trusty vampire with a soul boyfriend to help her. But in the end, it's always just her alone standing between the town of Sunnydale and the mouth of Hell.

    That is - until Katara temporarily dies causing a new slayer to be called. A girl with a checkered past & a taste for violence, who understands Katara in ways no one else ever has. But as more & more of Azula's horrifying past - the death of her mother & her brother's transformation into a soulless monster - the nightmarish abuse she faced from her father - comes to light, it becomes clear that there's very little standing between Azula & the darkness she's supposed to be warding off.

    Between an evil mayor & a god wanting to open a portal to a dimension of evil, a mysterious key & a sister Azula never asked to take care of, the challenges facing the chosen two never seem to end.

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    English
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    330,444
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    595
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    7862
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    2 years after the fall of Providence, the infamous 47 and his handler, Diana Burnwood, formed an independent agency of their own, taking their previous careers into their own initiative. Together they swore to eliminate the backhands of the world, to ensure things like Providence never rise to power again. Under their own agency, life went on.

    But then, all had to change when a Number 74 appeared...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,486
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    770
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    Being homeschooled until now, Chan stands two days after turning sixteen in front of an actual school. For the first time in his life. The plan for the rest of his school life; keep low and get this done without causing himself trouble. But that's easier said than done when you only pretend to be human.

    Chan is actually a demon, accepted but frown on by society. Now that he has to attend school, he must hide not being human.

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    English
    Words:
    32,427
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    698
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    Inspired by the 1996 movie Fear.

    When Mickey meets Ian at a rave in Seattle, he does not realize what a lasting impact that Ian will have on his life. A true 'non-believer' in relationships, Mickey finds himself letting his guard down with Ian, and changing all the rules. In doing so, Mickey realizes that there is more than what lies on the surface. Ian has a darker side, and there are no such things as chance meetings...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,810
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    871
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    The SMP burns, and Death has had enough. No longer can she sit on the sidelines and allow such pain to continue. Thus, when a child is sent to her domain all too soon, she transforms him into her champion, her knight. The Master of Death... Tommy Innit

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,124
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4757
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    Джейн Вінтервуд - це ім'я, яке не стрінеш у жодному архіві. Вона живиться лише кров'ю та виринає поза світами, то там то тут, одвічний втікач, що боїться круків. Вона працює на дивну організацію, що зве "Службою порятунку покидьків", та нова авантюра починається зі засніженого міста Лансінг, та пошуків контрабандиста на ім'я Гарі Джолакін.

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    Language:
    Українська
    Words:
    26,007
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    54
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    If there's one thing Deliah Edwards had expected when she texted her friend that she got hired as the day guard at the new Freddy Fazbear place, it was not her friend, Katherine, dragging her into joining her paranormal investigation group, ironically called "Fazbear's Ghosts". She didn't even fully believe in the paranormal and now she's meant to be their 'man on the inside'? Whatever that meant.
    But alas, here Deliah is. Letting her new friends, Cass and Axel, as well as Kate, in on all the "secrets of Fazbear Entertainment" no matter how much she claims she has yet to even start her first day. Thank god the guy meant to be walking her through her first day knows all of the tea and talks a lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,757
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    139

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