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    Mysterion sat perched upon the column, looking down at the city from the building like a gargoyle. Ancient, knowing, aware.
    “Kyle, we can’t keep doing this.” He always knew, he always somehow knew when Kyle arrived, even with his back turned to him.
    Kyle crossed his arms, not wanting the hero to know he had been surprised. “Why?”
    Mysterion turned around and stood up, a good head taller than the other. “It’s dangerous. You’re getting too attached to me, Ky. I’m a nobody, just the face of justice, a stand-in for the wrath against crime. And I lead a reckless life. What if I die, Kyle? What if I die?”
    Kyle didn’t say it, but they both knew his answer.
    “It would destroy you. And I can’t let that happen.”

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    Just as things are getting good, Wendy leaves. What's a Stan to do?

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    Heidi was pretty excited to hear from her own soulmate. She didn’t write first, selfishly daydreaming how they would greet her first, in exactly the right way.
    So when she was sitting in her elementary school classroom and felt a weird tickle on her arm, she was so nervous she almost couldn’t bring herself to look. Her soulmate was real, it was happening. It was going to be awesome, it was going to change her life, it…. was a swastika. Followed by a pretty damn detailed drawing of Hitler.
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    Yes, you read it right. It's an Eric Cartman love story. Soulmate AU, sister story to "Take an Art Class, Idiot" by Elder Gays (Katanachan)

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    A monster au for south park, where the boys find peace through each other, despite frequent challenges they face with their physical and magical features. all the identities are based on what I perceive them to be because of their emotions and physical attributes. some of the characters are "children of" monsters like Mothman, Boogeyman, and Medusa! Please leave comments and critiques! this is not a one chapter story as much as it may seem like it! its kids being kids and hanging out. some drama and clear conflict.

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    Wendy goes to Bebe's house after a sad time at home, and Bebe is more than happy to help her feel better. // Bendy, with other relationships briefly mentioned

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    High School is never easy, but in South Park it seems unbearable. Drama! Featuring such favorite pairings as Creek, Bunny, Style & Stendy & Candy (ooh drama), plus some fun sibling relationships like Ike & Karen and Shelly & Kevin, AND MANY MORE!

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    A new girl in town has certain opinions about local sweetheart, Clyde. The other girls set her straight.

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    Eric has it hard for The New Kid, but he's done so many terrible things in his life he isn't sure he deserves someone like the pretty boy he stares at when no one is looking.

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    When Kyle and Stan have a chaotic argument that could end their friendship forever, Kenny must act as a go-between for the ex-super-best-friends. The problem is Kenny ditched them years ago for more promising opportunities- that is, pretty girls- and isn't exactly on the best of terms with them. Then, on top of that, Stan's unfairly pretty blue eyes and Kyle's enticing feisty attitude starts to cause Kenny to start questioning his before-thought heterosexuality. Meanwhile, Kyle runs into his childhood crush and starts to fall in love with her all over again- He thinks so, at least.

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    Kyle is great at avoiding his problems, his crush on Stan, his hatred for Wendy, his own self loathing. They're easy to avoid and easy to ignore, but for how long?

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    Kenny's family was mysteriously murdered four years ago and he vanished. He turns back up in time for sophomore year at the high school. Stan finds himself fascinated and drawn to their old friend. Cartman knows more than he's willing to tell. Kyle is discovering things about Kenny that doesn't exactly thrill him.

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    So this fic isn't entirely going to be crack, because I can't just leave Kyle hanging like that, but... I mean... it's a South Park fic. What did you expect.

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    Tweek didn't exactly ask to be a superhero. He wasn't complaining though.

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    Craig Tucker has never met a girl he actually likes before. That is, until Tallulah Tweek, a girl who looks like she stepped straight out of a fairy tale, starts at his school. Unfortunately for Craig, she is a total dork and he is a total jock. He also has a bitch of an ex girlfriend who would rather die than see him happy.

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    16/?
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    Eric Cartman is a struggling student, barely making ends meet.

    His friends think it's time he joined them in the art of Sugaring.
    But, like everything having to do with Eric Theodore Cartman, things are never quite that simple.

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    The offer the Grand Wizard gave Craig was very simple: Steal back the Stick of Truth from the High Elf Kingdom and in turn his friend could return from banishment.

    A very loose adaptation/inspired by the fantasy lore and backstories the kids set up for themselves in Stick of Truth.

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    "Wait a second man, whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"
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    It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall asleep during work that day. It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that walked through the shop door and woke him up. It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that so happened to be his fucking macroeconomics professor.

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    Every chapter is an episode; every episode will equip to 20-30 minutes of reading (if you read at a normal pace).

    I don't owe any of this please don't sue me. If a creator/employee of South Park sees this please roast the shit out of me it's an honor if you do.

    Okay actual summary: So this second season focuses a bit on meme culture and how it affects the town. But also, more drama from opening a LGBT Center inside a pretty... small mountain town in Colorado.

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    Kenny fumbled for his phone, glancing at the caller id only to see it was a group call. He frowned, answering it. "Hel-"
    "HELP!" Ashton shrieked, voice filled with panic as harsh gasps crossed through the connection. Kenny shot to his feet, tripping over the part of the blanket on the floor.
    "Ashton?!" Kenny asked, only to hear a broken sob on the other end of the line. "Ashton! What's going on?!"
    "Kenny!" Token's voice rang out from the phone, just as freaked out as Kenny felt, "We need to get to Ashton's house, now!"
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    Kenny knew they were too old to honestly wander around like kids playing a superhero game, but he supposed the adults in this town were so fucked up they went along with it anyway. What he hadn't expected was to come across a new hero in the fray- a hero with actual powers, like him. A hero on Cartman's side, going by the name Umbra.

    Even more than that, he didn't expect a mission looking for a missing cat would become this dangerous.

    With South Park needing actual heroes, a rival that made his stomach twist, and the New Kid making his heart throb and head go crazy, Kenny knew the next couple of weeks would be interesting.

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    No one ever remembers when Kenny dies...until the new girl in town does. But how? Even she doesn't know at first, but the reason why is difficult to cope with.

    (This is a growing up story, so it'll span over the course of years with some romance, fun adventures, and mysteries along the way).

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    22/?
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