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Wrangling mythological beings who are on a powerscale many orders of magnitude more powerful than human is no easy task.
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Dirk expects far too much from someone like Dave.
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When strifing on the roof and sucking your brother off counts as selfcare.
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“Dude, as great as it feels, I think this massage is in danger of heading into bad touch territory. I don’t want to have to call the manager, but I will if that hand goes any higher. Man, I thought that this was a respectable establishment, not a “happy ending” kind of place.” Dave lifted his head right as Dirk’s hand slid even higher, watching as it lightly squeezed the soft muscles in his thigh. “Uh.”
”Have you really considered all of your options?” Dirk asked quietly.
”Uh.” Dave repeated as the hand brushed dangerously close to his groin.
(Written for the Stridercest 2025 Secret Santa, with minor edits, complete!)
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Prince of Void and Lord of the Princes Heart by Demonlucy for UmbraBorealis
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jan 2026
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Prince Dirk joins his brother out on intel collection at a tarven on the eve of an important meeting with a deligation from the neighboring kingdom, when hes approched by a rather handsome member of the deligation.
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You're D. Strider, famed bossy beta director, and you're taking a mandatory vacation back to Texas after making some highly unprofessional comments on set. Who better to comfort you than your possibly psychotic alpha brother?
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Went a little out there with this one but I loved it, Wrote it during the first week I was recovering from top surgery! Whew
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Dirk has been having weird thoughts about Dave.
And it only gets worse when Dirk's sleep deprived and sees Dave without his shirt.
good thing Hal can help. whether Dirk likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Grimdark Desires
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90% off valentines day chocolates from a month ago in the clearance section by dickpr1nce for Grubbutts
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Mar 2025
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gotta move that stock
art from the 2025 stridercest week valentines day exchange
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“You get that email?”
“Looks like.”
“Open it,” Dirk demands, normal monotone replaced by something closer to when he bends Dave or D over the couch and talks them into a haze.
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Even just in his loose grip, Dave could feel a strange energy emanating from the glasses, like a low current of electricity that made his fingertips tingle and itch.
“Maybe this was a bad idea. Give them back, we’ll just watch a movie and I’ll suck you off, or something.”
Dirk reached for the glasses, wiping any evidence of disappointment from his expression as he did so. But Dave’s grip tightened, pulling away slightly as Dirk’s eyebrow raised from genuine surprise.
”No, fuck you. I’m doing this.”
And without another word, Dave placed them firmly upon his nose.
(Part of the 2025 Valentines Stridercest exchange, complete!)
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won't abscond, bro by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Midnight_Disasters
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2025
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There's plenty of perks to being a beta, really. Assloads of 'em. It's pretty much all perk, in your opinion.
But getting to stay cool as a cucumber when mating season rolls around and your stoic asshole of a brother goes out of his mind with rut? Yeah, that's the biggest perk of all.
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Bro’s character grinds his skateboard off the edge of a roof, performing a perfect 1080-degree spin before landing on a rail, adding a gnarly amount of points to his combo score. Bro leans forwards, hooking his chin over Dave’s bare shoulder, his arms brushing Dave’s as he reaches around to hold the controller.
Dave has to fight not to buck as Bro’s massive schlong leans right along with him, hot like an engine burning oil and with the theoretical horsepower to match.
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penis in theory penis cthonic penis recursive penis neoplatonic by nuclearwinter for Hippofox
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Mar 2025
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Dirk is failing at casual dating, and not for any of the reasons he could have predicted. Dave wants to help.
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Alpha Dave rethinks the wisdom of letting Bro attend the kids' parent-teacher conferences.
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He’ll never be able to say he was the best brother. Maybe pretty damn close to a good teacher, but really if that were the case they wouldn’t be in the situation they are now. He’s not Dave anymore; he’s an abomination, a monster, he’s already dead.
There’s a lot to figure out now. Better get started.
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Bro, head knight to Derse, comes down with a chill. D, the king to Derse, is there to lift him up.
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After everything settles out and everyone is trying to make new lives for themselves, Hal and DS are left still figuring out who they are now and getting used to new bodies, that aren't anywhere near the same as they had been once. DS in particular is dealing with certain birdy issues in the spring and Hal and him have a tryst out in the garden about it.
A gift for dirkselbows on tumblr!
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Davesprite has birdy problems. Hal helps.
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Bro is the bodyguard (henchman) of the wealthy eccentric director (vampire) David.