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    You're lonely and full of self loathing so you decided to talk to me instead of your friends.
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    This is probably way too highly specific for anyone else to enjoy which is why this is going in a side pseudo instead of my main. Just me using Dirk to process my feelings.
    They're going to be super short blips. Just whatever I have, usually only a few sentences long.

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    9/?
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    Dirk often dreamt in purple.
    Vast cities and tall buildings, dark skies and odd occupants. Though, those are the things that he tends to not focus on, instead having one thing he knows he needs to do.
    Save a princess from harm as she sleepwalks- or, sleep flies, in this case.
    Dirk doesn’t know how anything works. How can he fly? Why is everything purple? Where is he? He has so many questions, and none of them usually get answered.
    The first time he saved her, it was from a man in black who was trying to steal from her pockets- a knife to her throat.
    Dirk brought her back to her room- how did he know this room was hers?- and when he turned to leave out the window again...
    There sat a man in gold.

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    1/1
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    One way or another, Hal would make Dirk accept his help.

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    Dave looks out at the skyline from the top of the roof, the sun had just set and he wanted to get out of the apartment for a bit. He is always stuck inside because he isn’t allowed out with out one of his older brothers accompanying him. He was the youngest of his clan and he needed to be chaperoned even though he is sixteen years old and that was the age all his brothers were allowed to go out by themselves. Dave sits on the edge on the roof looking down at all the people walking by, he sighs as he thinks about all the times he snuck out this month while D and Dirk are away. He might be pressing his luck by sneaking out again but he didn’t get caught all the times he snuck out, only 3 out of 10 times. He jumps up and walks back down to the apartment, he hears Bro in his room making his weird puppet porn. He decided that this was his chance while Bro was distracted.

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    4/?
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    1
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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    174
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    201
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    27
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    Dave Strider is happy in his career as an exotic dancer, and definitely not looking for a relationship, but when the uncle he didn't know he had reaches out, he's cautiously open to it.

    Dirk Strider is only looking for the family connection he's never had when he tracks down his long-lost brother's grown-up kid. He doesn't expect to find his nephew so beautiful, or so fragile. He can't take his eyes off him, and soon realizes there's not much he wouldn't do for Dave—or put up with.

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    4/?
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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

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    15/16
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    141
    Kudos:
    141
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    18
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    Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and gosh! Have things gone awry for you!

    Whether you've forced down gritty, raw meat first or stomached through sweet, terrible indulgence, neither outcome has been kind to you.

    Not to worry though! In this vast space, anything is possible, including a happy ending for someone like you.

    The question is, are you willing to work for it?

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    29,840
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    10
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    4
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    Dirk Strider writes to you a thousand word letter. It rambles. It is pretentious.

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    1/1
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    A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    905
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    You are an officer

    He is a criminal

    You shouldn't fall in love with him.

    But do you anyways?

    Hell yes.

    Congrats, you're an idiot.

    Duely noted.

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    2,114
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    1
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    (This is Part 2 of a series, and I’d recommend reading Part 1 (8,461 words) before reading Part 2. There will be a Part 3!)

    Even when love fails, life goes on.

    Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam parted ways almost fifteen years ago, and since then, neither of their lives have stopped to wait for them. Yet, their stories didn’t turn out to be so different from one another, after all. Healing their wounds, settling down, moving to the suburbs; it’s all part of life...

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    15
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    46
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    5
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    Le jour où sa mère meurt, Dave, 17 ans, apprend qu'il avait un frère jumeau dont il avait été séparé durant son enfance. Et à présent, il va venir vivre avec lui. Tandis que Dave et Dirk essayent d'apprendre à se connaître et à gérer cette situation nouvelle et inhabituelle, des sentiments enfouis vont ressurgir... et d'autres vont se former. Malheureusement, tomber amoureux de son frère jumeau n'est généralement pas la meilleure des idées.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    32
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    37
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    2
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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    Comments:
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    18
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    Дирк Страйдер мертв... Или нет?

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    English
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    208,502
    Chapters:
    94/?
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    2
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    907
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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the Strider thief duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    English
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    73,411
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    202
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    686
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    74
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    9489
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    Dave gets a letter from a specialty school and figures he might as well check out the offer. What's the worst that could happen?

    ...yeah, maybe Striders shouldn't ask that question.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,100
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    595
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    "YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING THIS WAY? FEELING THIS WAY?! HELL FUCKING NO. I hate how you make me feel." His voice cracked as he looked up as the taller male before him. "I still love you, fucking jerk."

    The story of how Dave and Karkat are stupid and in love, however, both keep doing crazy things causing the other to overthink life. Will they get back together or will they say fuck it and give up? Read and find out.

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    English
    Words:
    2,048
    Chapters:
    2/20
    Kudos:
    6
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    75
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    You are nine years old and could functionally live forever. Dirk is a little more than 22, and someday, he’ll die.--

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    Cleanup for Stridercest Week 2017 (believe it or not).

    Series
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    English
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    6,822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89

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