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    An analysis of how Parks and Recreation can be seen in Jane Crocker's character and her relationships with others.

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    John Egbert and his friends destroyed the world, met some aliens, became Gods, made friends with youthful versions of their guardians, escaped from an angry demi-urge, and created a universe.

    But that is another life, on another Spoke of the Wheel. Here and now they find themselves on another Spoke altogether, ready for a new adventure, and with no memories of another life lived somewhere else, somewhen else, someone else.

    Their personalities have been preserved; many of the same formative events have happened to them, although the exact details have been distorted like light bending through water. Orphaned from context, one can't help but imagine that they might end up feeling a little homesick. Perhaps even eponymously so...

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    Keith and Lance have remained relatively young after the events of the galra war due to Keith's galra ancestry and the altean abilities gifted to Lance by Allura.
    Over two-thousand years after the war, and after all the other paladins have passed away, a new empire arises to threaten the universe.
    The troll empress, the Condesce, has been conquering worlds for years at the fringes of the universe. As she moves in to take on more territory, Keith decides that it is once again time to find the lions and reform Voltron with new paladins to take on the Condesce before she can threaten the whole of the peaceful universe Voltron left behind.

    Notes:
    This fic takes place 2,000 years after the events of the show, there will be spoilers if you have not finished the show. John, Jade, Dave, and Rose are the new paladins of the blue, yellow, red, and green lions. They are all each 21 years old. The troll kids, who will eventually make an appearance, are all 20 years old. Dirk, Roxy, Jake, and Jane will come in eventually too. Idk how long it's going to take but klance, davekat, rosemary, and probably some other ships are gonna be involved in this.

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    Jake's a dog person, literally and figuratively. Dirk has a cat, a very fat, very spoiled cat. Needless to say, Jake is wary of the beast.

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    dave moves to washington, discovers a dinky little board game cafe, and proceeds to make a fool of himself in front of cute boys. or boy (singular). a series of little vignettes.

    alt title: i'll never get board of you (haha get it? cause it's a board game cafe au and board like board game i am master of comedie)

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    Jane Crocker (Serious Party)
    Karkat Vantas (Silly Party)
    June Egbert (Extremely Silly Party)

    Is already written, and will update every other day.

    Mind the tags, big time.

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    Most of the time, Jake doesn’t reflect much on how things came to this point. There’s a certain kind of risk to thinking about anything remotely personal these days. You simply never know who might be listening.
    But on the nights where Dirk sleeps deeply, his reach is small, and Jake’s thoughts grow melancholic.
    Prompt 6: Earth-C

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    Alpha Dave brings a gift.

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    Jake English has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life, if you don't count literally all that stuff from the first installment of oxfordRoulette's diegetic-musical-cum-found-family-pirate-AU. Luckily, that was in the last story, and he is completely better now in all respects. None of that nonsense is a thing anymore and it will not be relevant at all! Surrounded by friends and allies, with a very cool piratey boyfriend and a hold full of treasure from his recently decimated country, he's got everything a fellow could want.

    What will he do?

    Befriend an octopus god. Learn to fish. Kick back. Take it easy. Kiss his boyfriend a lot. Open a jewelry company? Pursue immortality. Confront his past. Embrace his future. Maybe save the world. One thing's for sure: there will be a lot of songs involved.

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    The epilogues were just...real bad. This is me blatantly ignoring canon and substituting my own.

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    Dirk has a bad habit of thinking things are completely fine until they're undeniably not. His relationship with Jake is no exception. Then Jake breaks up with him over the phone.

    When he goes to try convince Jake not to do this, he is instead met by Jake's cousin, John, who informs him Jake left the country. He and John end up spending a lot of time together.

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    And then you’re back at the party, back in the bathroom, and you are looking your reflection dead in the eyes as the music starts again.

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    A two man show that makes the stage feel full - The New York Trolls

    Spectacular dialogue, sharp wit, a beautiful performance from both parties - The Lusus

    Striders fragile stoicism awakens even the stoniest faced young man, aside from Zahhak. Brilliant work - IGN

    I was the edge of my seat praying for no decapitation - Ego-Trip Fair

    I had no idea where I was and that guy in the anime shades sure was an asshole, but without a doubt the best night of my life. 10/10 would see again - Roxy Lalonde

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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

     
    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    What is the worst thing someone you love could do that you would still forgive them for?
     

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the Strider thief duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    As it turns out, 137 days on a ship sailing across the Pacific is not enough to learn a single thing about your new page. Jacob English is a very peculiar thing.

    (UNFINISHED. Crosspost from FFN. Originally posted 6/6/2012)

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    Everyone tries to get Dave and Karkat to confront that they're clearly in love.

    With varying levels of success.

    (Updates Saturdays!)

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