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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    When Jane and Roxy were 16, they were close. Really, really close.

    Five years later, it seems like the world has come between them- Jane Crocker is the heiress to a major company, and Roxy Lalonde is definitely not an alcoholic, no, unquestionably not, obviously. They might have been almost-lovers half a decade ago, but can they remain anything now?

    Dave Strider is barely an adult, but he already has some stories that he never wants to tell. Living to not tell those stories, however, has left him isolated, anxious, and hundreds of miles from where he grew up. Will he make it?

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    New Chicago is a labyrinth of argon, steel, circuits, and blood, each in every color of the rainbow. Roxy Lalonde shows up on its doorstep with a suitcase, a sniper rifle, and an assignment to guard the second most important person in the world: Jane Crocker, Heiress to the Crockercorp fortune.

    With a war raging on the Empire's borders, there shouldn't be anywhere safer than the capitol city. But between rebel attacks getting more and more ambitious and the Heiress' increasingly erratic behavior, Roxy finds herself in the middle of a dynastic conspiracy that threatens everything she's ever known about the world and her place in it.

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    On December 21st, 2012, the world /did/ end, but not in the way anyone expected.

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    "I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all." 

    In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.

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    Dirk Strider is the crown prince of Obsidian Falls. Today seems like just a normal day, with weapons training and helping his sister with her lessons, when a dragon comes into his life.

    Karkat Vantas has to abduct a princess to prove his manhood, but he finds himself far more interested in her brother.

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    Dirk's been captured by a couple demons, and has to move to the absolute last-resort plan.

    (Prompted by whoever asked about how Dirk got the scars around his neck in Demon Eyes.)

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    In which Dirk Strider is incapable of caring for his own well-being, and resorts to asking someone he has a shaky relationship with for help.

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    ====> ????????: Wake up.
    Your name is-
    Wait a second. What the hell is going on? One second, you were watching John reach for the handle of the door into the new universe, and now you’re here. Where even is here, anyway?

    also known as 'fuck you, you're fae now.'

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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Open

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    38/?
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    Dave and Karkat are entering their sophomore year of high school and they keep running into each other, becoming acquaintances soon enough, but when Dave accepts an invitation to have dinner at Karkat's house they'll find themselves growing closer than ever.

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    Dave and Dirk Strider have survived this long because of each other, but when the Empress herself decides that Dave would make a better bedwarmer than a bloodletter, will they be able to live apart? It seems this choice, like all others, has already been made for them.

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    What are you doing Friday?

     

    Dave's a YouTuber, and when he hears about the local urban legend supposedly located right outside his house, he figures it's too good a vlog opportunity to resist. Somehow, to the surprise of absolutely everyone, things go downhill from there.

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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    You are so fucking done. Your name is Dirk Strider, you’re a junior and that means you take the worst possible class out of all the shit high school can throw at you.

    Physics.

    Just to be clear, you don’t hate the subject, in fact, it’s one of your favorites after Robotics. The reason why you hate Physics actually has a name and sits next to you. And constantly tries to get in your pants.

    Jake Fucking English.

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    6/?
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    As we write a character, we branch out from canon. Sometimes to the point where very little remains. Yet, we still recognize those characters for who they are.
    Short fics about Dirk Strider through different places, times, universes, and splinters.

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    2/?
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    TT: Is this more of your secret family life?
    GT: I was raised with him. I know how to get at the fella.
    TT: Okay, because I was starting to suspect the whole “mob family” thing again.
    GT: : )

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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

    (also known as the one where Dirk accidentally breaks up with Jake and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong in between.)

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