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Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???
A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.
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Dirk blinked slowly, and he took his left hand to place it on top of mine. “You worry too much”.
“Worry is all I have these days. Worry about death, about whether my money will last forever, about Jane and Roxy… I’ve become unbearable”.
Dirk looked at me with an expression only he had while the skin on my cheeks trembled and my eyes went up and down his face. I felt my chest get heavy, and there it all came. First, it was the sigh, and then the crying.
(Where Jake English receives a visit. It's as simple as that).
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我没事吧
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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"I feed on pain.” Jake raises a hand before Dirk can respond. “To be specific, emotional pain. But I prefer not to cause it, and so my preferred partners are those who already carry a great deal of it around.”
Well, that’s the most fucked up thing Dirk’s heard in a while. “You want me for my trauma?”
“Just so. Are you saying you’re not interested?”
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"I didn't know what I was getting into."
Jane Crocker raised a brow at the proposition to.. make a copy of her brain to create an AutoResponder, like the one Dirk had made. She normally would have declined, however... she felt daring today. She agreed.
'GG: Actually, you know what? Sure. Let's copy my brain!'
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Dirk Strider is known as one of the best cargo pilots hailing from Derse. He moves cargo around the galaxies along with his trusted co-pilot: Jake English. It all seemed like a regular trip to Skaia delivering cargo when two members of a space pirate group are found on their ship. To make things worse, some kind of parasitic affliction is spreading through the systems, causing an Imperial Alternian war ship on a crash course through hyper space to force them off course and onto their prison colony moon. Can the two of them find a way out of this predicament?
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“John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”
Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?
This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.
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Your name is... well, you're not entirely sure. Mostly your friends call you Jade, but sometimes they call you Dave, and neither of those feels quite right.
You are someone entirely new, and you aren't sure your friends realize that yet.
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The humans have the first SBURB session instead of the trolls. After their victory is snatched from them at the last second, they hide in The Veil on a meteor and try to come up with a plan. Things go a little differently.
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- Part 1 of double or nothing
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
(any explicit scenes will be clearly marked.)
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Your name is Jake English. You made some stupid decisions in your youth as a gun for hire, and now, that's coming back to bite you. Just not in any way you could have seen coming.
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This is the second installment of a series. Keep 'Em Close is the first. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.
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On a mating run, Jake follows a tantalizing omega's scent, only to find the omega menaced by another alpha.
The omega proceeds to wipe the floor with that alpha, to Jake's admiring delight.
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A Lullaby For Gods (Tradução) by Humanaaleatoria
Fandoms: Homestuck, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 Dec 2022
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Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.
Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.
(Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.
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This is the first installment of a series. Keep 'Em Closer is the second. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.
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It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.
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- Part 1 of Earth C(hronicles)
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Dirk is dead.
Roxy Lalonde is, as Poppop Egbert would call it, being a "sad sack". She hasn't left her room since the 7th of April, and has spent most of her time sleep-deprived yet riddled with insomnia. When she does fall asleep, at nearly midnight on the 9th, she dreams of something unique.
A copy of her room, along with three other empty purple spires.
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- Part 2 of Never Here
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= = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.
What?
The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.
You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.
You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.
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Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
down to the ground.
Tell me where you’ve been my life—
I see only what you see, face who you face,
be who you want to be.Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
Clashing chasing changing minds.
Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
tell me where you’ve been.
Tell me what you saw.— Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall’
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- Part 1 of Time After Time
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find that I can see the sky looking through your eyes by the_ragnarok
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Dec 2022
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12 year old Dirk is spirited away to a magical kingdom where he meets Jake, and they become friends. Magic has costs, though, and the payment is going to be steep.
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*ON HIATUS FOR REWRITES*
You get in his car, both of you slinging your bags into the backseat. You can feel Cal’s empty stare on the back of your neck. After an hour, you finally speak up.
“So where are we going?”
“Cali.”
“Why?”
“Because /someone/ was out of the house during school hours, shoplifting,” he says, and your heart sinks into your stomach. “Because /someone/ had a truancy officer start poking around. And /someone/ is fucking lucky I don’t just let them take you off to juvie or something.” His face is still calm and his voice icy but his hands have tightened enough on the steering wheel that you can see that his knuckles are turning white.
He’s /really/ pissed.Series