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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    Hal decides to drag Dirk along on a fact-finding mission.

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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    29/34
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    420
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    52
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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    You're known by many names, outside of the confines of your own rooms.

    The Dragon King of Derse. King Dirk. The son of the late King David and Queen Rosaline. The prince who became a king too soon, the ugly dark crown atop your head sat there too early. The last hope your kingdom has left to push back against the apparently unstoppable force of an invasion that's lasted for too long.

    It's with the weight of your very identity, of your ancestors and their accomplishments, of your land and position, that you asked for help.

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    39
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    This is a Betty Crocker AU with trolls in it. Crocker Corp is located in Alternia and is disguised as a friendly company selling baked goods.

    But in reality, The Royal Family (Who controls the company) tortures lowblooded trolls as slaves or sex slaves.The slaves are forced to bake cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. While the sex slaves are held in chambers below Crocker Corp, being fucked by highbloods.Also the Cherub Twins will appear in this but not now.

    The first chapter is like an origin story or a proulouge to the characters. Also you’re in second person as Jane.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    35/?
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    If you say
    Good-bye today
    I'd ask you to be true
    'Cause the hardest part of this
    Is leaving you

    Aradia Megido had not known love or loss until she met Karkat Vantas.
    At 17, the boy from the hospital is gruff and rude, but she knows he has a heart of gold. But will it be enough for them to be happy?
    Aradia finds herself troubled by this arrogant boy and becomes overwhelmed with feelings she dare not name.
    Will her conscience allow her to do whatever is needed to stop herself from getting hurt again?
    THIS STORY IS A REWRITE! THE ORIGINAL CAN BE FOUND HERE
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    You know you'll be bruised in the morning, but, oh, how much you had fantasized about this for so long.

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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

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    14/?
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    Dave and Dirk are finally leaving home for university. They are going to enjoy their new freedom.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    These are just a few smutty requests I've done (a few are my own making)

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam; Butt Plugs
    7)JohnDave; Spanking and Bondage
    8)Thorki; Jealous sex
    9)Stackson; Daddy Kink
    10)Destiel; Daddy Kink again
    11)Stucky; Bottom!Steve
    12)Stackson; SluttyBottom!Jackson
    13)DirkJake; Hair Pulling
    14)Scisaac; Daddy Kink the third
    15)DirkJake; Crossdressing
    16)DirkJake; Teacher/Student
    17)Hiddles/Chris2; Underage (Depending on where you live)-IN PROGRESS (Currently taking a break from this)
    18)SuperBat; Hate Sex
    19)Merthur; After Near Death Experience-IN PROGRESS
    20)Sabriel; Wing kink-IN PROGRESS

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    17/?
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    Dirk Strider gets duped into doing Dave a favor, only to end up in the ring with a certain handsome Boxing Instructor.

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    2/5
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    12
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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    In which D has to wrangle his ridiculously smart but also extremely dumb twelve-year-olds on an interplanetary trip. Please help him, he's so tired.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    12
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    51
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    Having beaten back the shades of the Condesce twice already, 13 year old wizards (and witches), Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, and John Egbert are ready to have a smoother and less deadly year. Sadly, while the Condesce seems to still be recouperating from the previous defeats, fate has yet to grant these kids such mercy.

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    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. A way out is offered, if only he is willing to dance with trolls and consort with enemies of the State.

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    38,328
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    91
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Kurloz Makara hates this newly made universe. He feels like the newly-made universe hates him, too. Which is probably why he got himself stuck inside a food-storage block in the first place.

    Well, it's better than the trees.

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    A collection of one-shots and filled prompt requests for the fic "We Were Made for Another World".

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    1,305
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    Chapters:
    126/126
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    1284
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    85
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