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    Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.

    A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays, hopefully.

    Cover art here!

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    13/24
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    Dirk decides to see how far he can push Karkat, and harasses the poor barista at work.

    Dave just wants to let his best friend know he loves him.

    Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
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    54,113
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    1
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    19
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    287
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    Jake needs a drink and a kiss, Dirk is the closest to him

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    Everyone, give it up, for the best man, Dirk Strider!

    ‘You’ve got this, Dirk. Just like you practiced. Just...Don’t look at him and you’ll be fine.’ Your fingers nervously fidget with their twin on the other hand, and your heart refuses to give up.

    You stand, bringing your half full wine glass with you. You can feel Roxy’s worried glances burning through your skull, and you look at her and flash a slight smile, telling her it will all go to plan.

    “A toast to the groom!”

    ~

    Inspired by potato potato’s ‘Satisfied - DirkJake (animated)’ on Youtube. Go check it out!

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    For NaNoWriMo, I'm going to be writing ~1k one shots for 30 different rare pairs. The first chapter has more info alongside the list of ships, their quadrant, and a quick summary of the one shot. No more slots open- thank you for requesting!

    Language:
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    21,675
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    22/31
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    31
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    John Egbert and his friends destroyed the world, met some aliens, became Gods, made friends with youthful versions of their guardians, escaped from an angry demi-urge, and created a universe.

    But that is another life, on another Spoke of the Wheel. Here and now they find themselves on another Spoke altogether, ready for a new adventure, and with no memories of another life lived somewhere else, somewhen else, someone else.

    Their personalities have been preserved; many of the same formative events have happened to them, although the exact details have been distorted like light bending through water. Orphaned from context, one can't help but imagine that they might end up feeling a little homesick. Perhaps even eponymously so...

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    39,471
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    62
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    333
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    In a doomed timeline, a Prince splinters himself multiple times over.

    Two Princes face corruption. One is consumed by it. The other dies.

    The Rogue has a secret.

    A new start begins.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
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    21
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    2
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    105
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    Karkat wasn't lonely, he just didn't have enough friends, and the fact that Dirk Strider talked to him meant nothing when his eyes were set on somebody else.

    Or, in which Karkat has a huge crush that gets him sucked into a world of glittery parties, wild drinking, stupidity and Dave Strider.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    84
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    242
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    One day I posed myself the question "Can you write 'Dirk' without using the letter 'i'?"

    The stunning conclusion to that question is: Yes, you can.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.

    June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.

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    Chapters:
    15/22
    Collections:
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    76
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    134
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    29
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    Alternia's efforts to capture the rebel heiress and her accomplices were very serious, but they made one fatal mistake: they shouldn't have let them wash up on Jade Harley's island. Now they might just have a real fight on their hands.

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    33,325
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    356
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    just the kids have kids who play video games

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    It started out with a crumb.

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    3/3
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    A Rogue makes a call, an Heir self-reflects, and a Seer considers what it is that constitutes the self. A tale of definite canonicity.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Comments:
    20
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    45
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    "John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—"

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

    Language:
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    35,116
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    33
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    A poetry-ish ficlet of Dirk musing on his history with a certain ethereal girl who definitely knows best.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    23
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    20/?
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    Rose Lalonde has a dilemma. Her siblings all have partners that will accompany them to their annual Christmas party -- and she doesn't. Refusing to be the only Strilonde without someone to date, Rose tries her best to get a cute girl in her creative writing class to agree to fake date her over Christmas -- but what if the girl thinks that they're dating for real?

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    10
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    He fumbled around groggily until he found his phone, looking for a distraction but finding only more confusion in the clusterfuck of notifications waiting for him. Apparently, he had installed Tinder, used an anime profile picture, and went on a mile-long, elaborate roleplay with a chick down the street, taken an Uber to the club where she worked, texted Dave just to say that he suffered from chronic emotional constipation and unload his sentimentalities, spammed Jane and Jake with bad memes until the former blocked him on two social media platforms, ordered a shitty wig on eBay, bought $69.69 worth of Hot Topic merch (tax and shipping included), downloaded the Fortnite app and played for exactly four hours and twenty minutes, then posted all of his private muscular anthropomorphic equine art to Furaffinity and announced that he was taking commissions.

    Now wide awake, he put his phone back down and decided to contemplate everything that had led up to that moment.

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    • Part 24 of SFW
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    English
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    5,570
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    16
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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,729
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    653

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