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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    OR, alternatively, once more, sollux suffers. eridan is here doing things. ps twilight rewrite

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    Elementary school can be one hell of a trip. Especially if your name's Dave Strider, and you don't exactly have what one would call a normal family. Between government conspiracy, paranoia, and a best friend who's obsessed with ghost stories, Dave's got one hell of a fifth grade year ahead of him.

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    The human kids have some late night banter over movies.

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    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    'Whats the best blood to have?' he asked, leaning forward with genuine interest.
    'Fuchsia.'
    Dave marveled at that answer for a moment.
    'And whats the worst blood to have?'
    Karkat hesitated and looked down at his hands.
    'Mine.'

    Karkat flees to earth which recently struck up a fragile alliance with Alternia, he's straight up not having a great time until he meets Dave and they very slowly begin to make each other better.

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    Dave Strider, young but wise beyond his years, sat on the couch in a sweltering apartment in Houston, Texas with a stoic little smile perched on his cherubic face. Although growing rapidly into the spindly young man he would become, he still had the unavoidably squishy countenance of the kindergartener that he was, a body fully prepared to bump itself into every surface and ram into every wall at high speeds and come out on the winning end of the equation. It was for this reason, and not the weeaboo aesthetics that his guardian enjoyed, that he had a small bandage right across the bridge of his nose, where his glasses sat comfortably cushioned, along with a motley assortment of apple-themed band-aids scattered across his limbs and widdle fingies.

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    Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!

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    Dave Strider is a 26 year old Anthropology grad student who ends up being the TA for a Media Studies course. The professor, Dr. Karkat Vantas, just happens to be an alien who wants to teach about the intersection of Human and Alternian media.

    This is some seriously self-indulgent stuff where I basically had fun with the idea of an anthropologist and an alien history teacher falling in love. A lot of weird shit is about to go down. This is a slow burn because I legitimately got caught up in writing exchanges.

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    Pesterlogs from a groupchat between Latula, Equius, Kanya, and Karkat (+some related pesterlogs outside the groupchat)

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    Karkat spent the last five years of his life ignoring his friends to finish writing the greatest romcom film of all time. Now, he needs a director.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Oh, hah, O'meg'a, that's what we sometimes say --"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not -- I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your shades, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    The Strider and Lalonde siblings are an essential team fighting for the rebellion against the Empire ruled by the White Queen. A material trip goes wrong, one that is more than important for the rebel side, and they find themselves held captive on a ship of trolls who are known to work for the Empire. Escape is desired, yet futile and somehow, Dave can't bring himself to be all too concerned when his captor looks the way he does.

    (Note: The underage tag is just because Dave is 16 in this story. I may remove it depending on where the story goes but I figured it’s better safe than sorry.)

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    you haven't pestered dave back in what feels like forever, and today, he decides to come over and face what's up with you head on.
    lots of comfort and sad fluff in here. buckle up!

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    The gang deal with the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows, of college aged dating and relationship issues.
    Dave works at the cafe at their university, and is dragged into the fucked up relationships between his friends.
    Karkat tries to fix the aftermath of his relationship with Terezi while deftly avoiding any new feelings he may have for one of her best friends.

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    An alternate take on Meat 38: When Dave is too slow to give in with gentle nudges, Ultimate Dirk figures it's time to take the reins, leaving Karkat and Dave to deal with the fallout on their own.

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.

    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    There is not NEARLY enough Car!stuck in this fandom, and I'm determined to fix that. As soon as I locate the book that I wrote most of this story in.

    I have 0 (zero) plan for this fic, but I hope to at least make it multichap, and break 10K words. Any suggestions you folk might have for story arcs and whatnot, lemme know!

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    1/?
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