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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and honestly? You prefer the life you live online. By day you’re a regular social outcast at Valley View High, but on the Internet you are unabashedly KK, the passionate, overzealous talk show host of the radio program Quadrant.
Until a miscommunication with your ex causes your shit talking show to go viral. Your newfound stardom comes with personal tensions, viruses and threats from an international hacker, and the attention of the fast talking, fast living Dave Strider.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're in for the ride of your life.
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What Everyone Ought To Know About Dave (Revised Version) by Miracle_Novelist
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jan 2019
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Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".
Updated: Irregularly
Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he's the only one left who can.
Starting with his splinter's brother Dave because like hell is Dirk going to raise a child and fuck it up all over again. He wouldn't trust any version of himself with that responsibility because he'd already failed.
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ACT 6 ACT 2: Beyond the Night. by calumTraveler
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Hiveswap, Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), Homestuck, Stargate - All Media Types
16 Jan 2019
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Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.
You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...
No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.
"This Is Stupid!"
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- Part 9 of Stargate: Alternia
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Dave’s laptop hangs itself.
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- Part 16 of A Drabble A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
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When Rose first moves into her house she is thrilled to get to know the girl inhabiting the window next to hers. However, when romantic feelings are involved, many more challenges are thrown their way. Rose isn't sure she can handle this.
Okay! Basically just neighbor au Rosemary sorry if it sucks.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck AUs
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Trying to make some extra money, Dave signs up to be a nude art model for a university art class.
Eventually, he's privately hired for a project by artist Karkat Vantas, but the artist has a bit of a strange request for him.
This absolutely does not lead to any new discoveries about Dave's sexuality, and they totally keep it professional the entire time.
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Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.
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Dave from Homestuck goes on a Pokemon Adventure!!!
(real talk? once upon a time there was this completely absurd trollfic called "DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER", starring the eponymous dave strider and his best bro, will turner. it's stupid the whole way through - dave gets groudon as his starter pokemon, karkat and jack are on TEAM BAD, jack disguises himself as naruto to trick dave into his trap or something, there's a battle of the bands out of nowhere, etc.
this fic that i'm making tries to make sense of that while being just as stupid the whole way through. please enjoy.)
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It was supposed to be a small game of truth or dare which Dawn and John first engaged in. Bro later joined since he had nothing better to do
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In a life where the Sburb game was just that-only a game-Dave struggles with his inappropriate feelings for his older brother. Dave has panic attacks. It’s a little bit of a slow burn but it’s worth it.
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touched down in the land of the delta blues by intrusive_plots
Fandoms: Homestuck, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jan 2019
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"The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"
You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.
"Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"
You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.
A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.
You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."
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To Live a Normal Life? How preposterous! by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
15 Jan 2019
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.
However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!
But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!
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“Transgenders will go to hell”
“You're just confused”
“Stop! You have a cunt, not a cock”
It hurt. It really fucking hurt. I saw nothing but disgust in his eyes as he vehemently spat that out like I was some sort of poison. Trying to reason with him didn't help at all since he got physical as I grew more desperate in an attempt to explain. Tears were streaming readily down my cheeks as my breath became uneven. I couldn't handle this- I couldn't. There was no room for air, I felt limp, falling to the floor at he let his grip loosen. The commotion had Bro checking up on us and the last thing I remembered was Bro kicking John out as said best friend completely degraded and humiliated me. He even spat on me at he was shoved out the door.
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reader-insert friendsin by StarvingMuse
Fandoms: FriendSim - Fandom, Homestuck, Hiveswap
15 Jan 2019
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from my tumblr, nsfwiendsim
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Skystuck season one
So I had this idea while listening to some chill vaporwave and generally just zoning the fuck out, “what if I made, like, this cute funny sci-fi AU with DaveJadeKat and weird surreal things and just had a whole lotta fun with it”. The best ideas happen while procrastinating. And here you go, a few months and a bunch of drama later I’ve written, essentially, some sort of shameless space opera, and it’s been a journey so far. I’m still writing it, and posting the pre-written chapters slowly. Basically, the start of it is this: The government space freighter that Karkat works as a janitor on has been shot down by legendary space pirates that aren’t supposed to be real anymore. Dave, who is a nomadic scrapper, finds him in the wreckage, which sets off a chain of wild events in his life that he never asked for. So much shit’s gonna go down, you guys. So much.
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Karkat Vantas is known for keeping all the bits his friends give him safe, no matter their perceived importance. Dave Strider loved collecting all the little things he finds. But more importantly, Karkat Vantas does not like dave strider (and the universe notes the irony in this)
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Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.
Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.
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Porn. Straight up porn. Shameless, Shameless, gay porn.
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- 520
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Welcome to the best strip club in time, The Glitter.
Here anything is legal. If you have enough money you dont even need an ID.
And here we find our favorite sluts willing to sell their bodies to the willing.Series
- Part 1 of Smut Shots For The Sinners
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