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    Rose discovers an unconventional fetish. Oh, and Jade is there.

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    As Karkat tries to figure out his powers as a god, the "human" he attempted to bring his wrath down on seems to be running circles around him.

    Or: how to conduct a relationship when the fourth time you meet him is the eighteenth time he meets you and the sixth time you meet him is the third time he meets you and god DAMN, Dave, could you stop time travelling for two fucking seconds?

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and your girlfriend is a green alien cat girl.

    If someone told you that would be canon in your life 5 years ago, you’d call them crazy and book them a one way trip to the cushion room for crazy asshats who don’t know shit.

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    prompt: “The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you’ve become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. “Like what you see? It’s one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed – we have a long day ahead of us.”

    Your head is fucking pounding, and the bright, sterile white ceiling and walls aren’t really helping. You fully do not recognize the room you’re in whatsoever, and your mysterious one night stand is nowhere to be found.

    God damn it—you’re not supposed to do this anymore. Sure, this sort of thing used to be a once-a-weekend occurrence for you, but you’ve got your shit together now, okay? Pinky promise. Also, you’re gonna kill Rose. What did she put in those drinks?

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    Dave was just chilling when he got a random invitation carried by the weirdest little carrier. Then a huge tower burst out of the ground and small, black creatures attacked him. Welp, looks like he's gonna have to save the city without his bro. And what did this R. L. mean by "you may bring lube and condoms"?

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    dave gets fucked up. goes to john for help. the rest is history.

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    It wasn’t like he looked down on Dave, like he kind of did with everyone else around him. It was more that he didn’t want Dave to think of him as some kind of lecher. The topics never came up, and they were never discussed between them. The only thing that came relatively close to this kind of “bro bond” was when Dave would jokingly (he’s assuming) accuse John of being “horny for this hot dog”. Not quite the same. John replied something to the effect of “‘I am not a homosexual”, being as technical with the term as possible. Not that he knew if that was true or not.

    Fast forward a few years, zoom through the porn phase, and we’re here. On the plane. To go visit him. In Texas.

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    A meet-oops. Day One of Rosemary Month! First Meeting. I ended up going with an AI instead of a canon meeting because I didn't think very hard about this oops.

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    Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.

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    Jade Harley lived with her grandfather on an island for 13 years. She's still recovering from it. Here are some of her thoughts on the matter. She doesn't like butterflies very much.

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    Dirk has been meeting with John in the woods for the past few months. Long enough to have developed a healthy curiosity and, well, how could he pass up the opportunity to actually bang a werewolf?

    PWP

    Content warning: trans male character receiving vaginal sex, John is in werewolf-form while the sex is happening

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    Your name is MSP. Yes it's just a nickname, but anytime you say your full name, people are always like, Yea, no, I'll just call you MSP, so you just roll with it. And your about to go on a weird adventure involving romance of some kind. It all depends on the situation. Your not sure why your doing this, but you got nothing else your doing right now, so why not? Let's see where this train wreck takes you, All Aboard, Next Stop! Romance!!

    (What am I doing with my life...?)

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    Dave comes out to John, and John gets to thinking.

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    Karkat, a shut in game tester, develops a routine of grabbing coffee at Starboons every morning. Which is funny, because he doesn’t particularly enjoy coffee and he despises the pretentiousness of the barista that works there… or does he really?

    Meanwhile Eridan struggles to find love.

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    snippet of a draft from my 20+ google docs hoard that's been sitting around for over a year

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    • Part 4 of SFW
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  17. First Time by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    05 Sep 2021

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    Like a good guardian, Bro Strider teaches the wonders of sex ed to Dave. After all, what better way to learn the entire thing than through first hand experience. Even if there's unexpected results...

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    Dirk and his college roommate have always had a tenuous relationship, even before he learned that they were roughly two hundred years old and had a taste for the lifeblood of mankind. He doesn't mind too much, so long as they keep to their side of the apartment and don't hog the shower. One day though, Eridan asks to cash in an urgent favor, then another. Before long, they actually come to begrudgingly accept the other exists, and even start *speaking* to each other.

    What follows is a whirlwind of unexpected friendship involving late-night strolls, robots, a guy who never learned how to stop wearing Victorian fashion, vampiric family issues, duels on the beach, duels on the ROOF, tunnel kelpies, chemistry classes, Dirk's unhealthy Everything habits, and much, much more.

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    After taking in a kid, Dave, off the streets, a young man named jesse soon realises he has not got enough money to provide for the two of them. And so takes up meth cooking in order to make enough. He does his best to keep the kid out of it, but once Dave turns 13 he discovers what jesse’s been doing. And a certain group of people take note of him and his friend’s existence.

    I don’t think you need to know breaking bad in order to read this. It just helps with some of the references and to understand character motives. Although you will be very confused if you read this without any knowledge of homestuck, especially by the writing style. At least knowledge of the first half of act five is needed.

    Tw for mentions of physical child abuse from bro, and homophobia

    I don’t own breaking bad or homestuck, nor any character in this story.

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    Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you dunno how to process that a human girl is now crying in front of you. So, you do your best to help her because it looks like something happened.

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