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    Derrick Strider was 17 when he was rescued by a murderous angel. He was 18 when his nephews were born and he was 20 when they were kidnapped and killed. Years later, he finds his murderous angel raising his nephews and as a cannibalistic freelance hitman assassin.
    That should not be hot but it is.


    Dirk and Dave Sprite were twins, they knew that mom/dad wasn't actually their parent, it was obvious from the wings that they had but they didn't care. They loved them and would do anything for them. They were 13 when their biological family found them, which was cool but uncle or not, Derrick should stay away from their parent.


    Deilos Sprite was really surprised at how violent this universe was but didn't mind. They didn't expect adopting Dirk and Dave as their own pair of kittens/chicks/kids but didn't mind. Raising them as assassins and hitmen? Weird but didn't mind again. They tried to stay away from the Strilondes but they couldn't stay away forever. Was it wrong to be attracted to the alternate version of their once older brother? Maybe? Well cannibalism was wrong too but they didn't mind that.

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    After a lifetime spent being bounced around new schools, Karkat can't help but notice there's something strange going on in this sleepy southern town.

    Specifically, something that hovers around the supernatural.

    And the boy with the bruise isn't making this mystery any easier on him.

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    12/?
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    52
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just been rejected by John Egbert.

    John breaks Dave's heart and inadvertently sets off a chain of events that will alter a lifelong friendship forever.

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    At the age of sixteen, everyone gains the ability to find their soul mate - and no matter what, they always will. Fate itself decrees it so.

    John and Dirk are stranded an entire universe, four hundred years, and thousands of miles apart. Neither knows the other exists. John believes he is straight, Dirk doesn't understand why he has a soul mate at all. At ten, all they have is a few oddly easily-made friendships. At thirteen, they gain powers but it's still not enough to bridge the distance.

    This is the story of how they are brought together anyways. This is John's story - a story of searching, and finding something he never expected.

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    Dave is kickin it when the boys roll up. Then they all kick it. Then Roxy calls with a tantalizing invitation.

    This is so incredibly stupid. Also, nothing is going to make sense if you don't read the previous fics in the series.

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    1/1
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    Dave Strider didn't get into college. Anywhere. Five applications submitted, five rejections received. While he's stuck in Texas, John, Jade, and Rose are all off at their respective universities, doing something.

    Dave has to navigate his young adulthood, getting a job, going to community college, trying to survive in the same house as Bro. His friends want to help, they really do.

    But turntechGodhead is offline.

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    13/?
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    10/129
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    It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now Hal is trying to save his life. Dirk doesn't really want to be saved, and especially not from his wiseass roommate who hates his guts.

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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    6/?
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    Karkat's mutation is discovered, leaving him mutilated on a rock by fellow mermaids and left for dead. Dave discovers him while surfing and over the course of several health scares and emotional ordeals, the two of them fall stupidly in love. Rosemary is background in this fic but will be the primary focus of the other fic in this series.

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    3/?
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    10
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    It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now his roommate, Hal, has to deal with his crap. He definitely doesn't want to be doing this. Not a bit. He doesn't even like Dirk.

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    12/?
    Comments:
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    119
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    12
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    Jake's a flirty prince who has an affinity for all things " off limits. " It just so happened that prince Dirk of Derse is currently off limits.

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    1/1
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    Not like he ever was there.

    Now, you just have the voice in your head.

    The voice in your house.

    The voice in your room.

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    2/?
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    15
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    In a world where a misstep can get you killed, one has to be conscientious of every move they make.

    Alternia is a planet where barbarity never sleeps and those with morals don't last long. For a faint-of-heart human like yourself, survival seems near impossible. Every location brings with it new dangers, towering castles that house malicious masters, whispering meadows where the blood of martyrs paint the grass, and even a world beyond your own where you speak to gods you didn't know existed.

    Your fate is an unpredictable path, and it's only a matter of time until this planet, and its inhabitants, make or break you.

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    105,878
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    667
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    Spring cleaning in the Harley-Lalonde household. :)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    1
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    62
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    A mysterious illness leaves the world nearly empty and John Egbert alone. Fate brings him friends.

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    1/1
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    3
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    4
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    “He thinks he’s too old for me" you huff. “He may be right, you know?” Rose responds.
    Dave has a crush on his eldest sister’s best friend.

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    1/8
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    3
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are no stranger to fucking up.

    You have an absolutely moronic and self-sabotory predisposition for feeling first and thinking later that has gotten you into shitstorm after unrelenting shitstorm over the past nine sweeps of your regrettable and deeply pitiful life.

    But this… this takes the cake.

    You’ve defected from the Alternian military. NO ONE defects from the Alternian military.

    It's a miracle you've lasted this long.

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    English
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    15,311
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    45
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    139
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    29
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It's about time your friends knew that.

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    English
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    1,485
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    279

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