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    In which Jade Harley dies to a certain Courtyard Droll's bomb and wakes up in a stone cell with a whole extra twenty years of life memories crammed into her head... or maybe it's the other way around, and Harley Jade has just awoken a whole extra thirteen years of life when she crashed down head first onto a hard stone floor?

    Honestly, it was really just a mix of both. Now, this Redguard Warden Werewolf has to sort out her past, present, and future as Tamriel teeters on the edge of disaster...

    It's probably a good thing she's not the Vestige of Legend that the Elder Scrolls Foretold would combat Molag Bal's Planemeld, because Harley is really getting tired of Mystical, all knowing spirit-guide-type objects that seem to predict the future somehow.

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    15/?
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    The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.

    Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?

    We are very curious to find out.

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    14/15
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    26
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    Davesprite and Nepeta meta.

    Or: "What kind of sucky power is heart anyway??"

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you have just won the game. Let’s rephrase that. Your name is Dave Strider and ONLY you have won the game.

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    Dave has just finished sburb and has no idea how to deal with his "happy ending."

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    5/?
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    25
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    It’s been three years since SBURB, and John’s friends have acclimated to the new environment they have found themselves in. They’re able to live happily, even if true normalcy isn’t a possibility. John, however, hasn’t quite been able to adapt quite like his friends. Even if the other’s stories are far from over, John has been left much farther behind by the narrative. But now? Now it’s time to catch him up.

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    3/?
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    3
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    611
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    You are Homestuck's possibly most forgotten version of your favorite characters. Do you like Hal and Equius? Here's Arquius. Do you like John with retcon abilities? Here's the version that died with Davesprite on his planet. Fuck you.

    Arquius, Tavros, and Davepeta get thrown into the Marvel Universe circa 2009-2010 for currently unknown reasons. Follow their adventures as they try to deal with whatever life throws at them.

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    4/?
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    8
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    35
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    9
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    Between the Multiverse, Garuza's Ambitions, and the remaining Kanaema stone being an utterly unknown factor... the Kiramagers find themselves caught in a rapidly escalating race to the finish line of this long running battle.

    Even the Kiraful-Go Arrow may not be enough to help them survive through the adventures ahead of them. They may need the backup of those who walked this path before them- whose own predecessors' accomplishments have left a long shadow across the Multiverse.

    Engrave it on your hearts! Hear Their Roar, and Be Amazed!!

    Arriving in a flash! Dispatching Evil with a blast!!

    It's About To Get Wild. Just Try and Stop these Five Sentai Together!!

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    Chapters:
    63/63
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    All the Gods of their new world got trapped by the people they were helping. Now after that fateful day on Halloween they all get free and want to thank their savior. What happens when they only find a little baby?

    Well they adopt it of course. It’s the most acceptable thing to do.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    455
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    When John sleeps, he has nightmares of a labyrinthine house. When he wakes, he and his friends attempt to uncover a conspiracy that is weaved through Earth C's history in impossible ways.

    Inspirations include Homestuck, Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves, and the SCP Foundation.
    Tags will be updated as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    5
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    287
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    You should...say something. "What...the hell?"

    "Hmm." One hand comes up to cup his chin thoughtfully. "No, that doesn't apply. Things like me don't go to hell, dear boy."

      " ...what?"

      "Don't think too hard about it." He shrugs, rolling the chair a foot or so closer to reach for you. "It's early yet—we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other."

      You don't want him to touch you, but you can't think of how to frame the words to tell him that. Instead, you close your eyes.

      The cold touch you expect never comes. It's only when you open your eyes to find yourself alone that you realize that you hallucinated all of it.

    A college student has a few conversations with his own hallucination...and then has to deal with the fact that it's a little more than that.

    Please check the tags before reading!!

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    36,446
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    72
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    96
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    2
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    A bunch of very short homestuck moments I write in my free time

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    594
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    58
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    Due to ectobiological bullshit, the trolls and kids never end up on Earth or Alternia, they are never raised by the guardians they should have been, instead by the one lone survivor on the troll's meteor. It starts with One birthday party, and is just generally supposed to be wholesome family nonsense with a few small touches of angst

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    878
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    It's easy to be the loneliest girl in the world on an island in the middle of nowhere. It's much harder being the loneliest girl in the world while surrounded by people who are supposed to love you.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    1
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    GG: all my friends are dating trolls except me and it fucking sucks!!!!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    You'd been thrown face-first into a tier one sprite, as far as you were concerned, but the memories are a little foggy. That part, you suppose, is just one of the perks of having been two separate people before ascending to god tier.

    And no one gets it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    what it says on the tin

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    393
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    In which our protagonist begins his first mission on a new space station, accompanied by a motley crew of multinational astronauts who engage in frequent banter even when things go catastrophically wrong; and in which our protagonist's brother is the head of communications at the space agency and struggles to maintain a work-life balance and also to solve extremely difficult problems without telling anyone; and in which our protagonist's other brother is a rapper in an indie band based in the Southern United States that becomes embroiled in a global crisis by pure circumstance; and in which our antagonist's henchman mentally wrestles with certain illegal actions he is expected to execute at the behest of our antagonist.

    Heed the tags. If they're not relevant right now, they will be. Particular triggers will be noted at the start of each chapter.

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    23,782
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    1
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    213
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    This is probably the weirdest way that anyone has ever discovered that they're trans.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    47
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    142
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1877
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    Keith and Lance have remained relatively young after the events of the galra war due to Keith's galra ancestry and the altean abilities gifted to Lance by Allura.
    Over two-thousand years after the war, and after all the other paladins have passed away, a new empire arises to threaten the universe.
    The troll empress, the Condesce, has been conquering worlds for years at the fringes of the universe. As she moves in to take on more territory, Keith decides that it is once again time to find the lions and reform Voltron with new paladins to take on the Condesce before she can threaten the whole of the peaceful universe Voltron left behind.

    Notes:
    This fic takes place 2,000 years after the events of the show, there will be spoilers if you have not finished the show. John, Jade, Dave, and Rose are the new paladins of the blue, yellow, red, and green lions. They are all each 21 years old. The troll kids, who will eventually make an appearance, are all 20 years old. Dirk, Roxy, Jake, and Jane will come in eventually too. Idk how long it's going to take but klance, davekat, rosemary, and probably some other ships are gonna be involved in this.

    Currently on hiatus. Will be back eventually.

    Language:
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    95,357
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1852
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    In an alternate universe taking place before the epilogues and homestuck 2 where nothing I don't want to happen has happened, on a post-game earth C a strange contagious condition appears that turns people into huge MILFs. I have at least four other chapters in this series planned but there is likely to be more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,173
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2517

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