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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    218,422
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    258
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    Dirk is dead.

    Roxy Lalonde is, as Poppop Egbert would call it, being a "sad sack". She hasn't left her room since the 7th of April, and has spent most of her time sleep-deprived yet riddled with insomnia. When she does fall asleep, at nearly midnight on the 9th, she dreams of something unique.

    A copy of her room, along with three other empty purple spires.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    188
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    fuck you and also im stealing your characters inkteacup cuz i want to give them some happiness but then you can have your children back

    Language:
    English
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    1,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    21
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    Dave Strider was living in Texas when his mother abandoned him and a neighbor called social services. He’s picked up by his older brother, Bro, who he has never meet and takes him to Georgia to live in a little stone house in front of a big woods on a red dirt road.

    It goes well, until Dave figures out what Bro does for money on the side.

    Language:
    English
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    11,679
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    836
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    Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
    Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
    TT: What.
    EB: what!
    GG: omg what!
    TG: what
    GT: Great scott!
    TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
    TG: but seriously what

    Language:
    English
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    12,181
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    66
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    Дейв всегда фотографирует то, что ему нравится.

    Series
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    Русский
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    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    5
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    Read the tags, please I beg of you. It's meant for one person, I hope she loves it. Either way, if you do fucking read this, I'll know when you leave a kudos <3. That's all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    181,414
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    886
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    9930
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    Dirk partakes in Summerween shenanigans and ends up having sex with a ghost. Repeatedly. He invites the sickly Victorian cornball to share his home and body for profit, but mostly because he's a lonely motherfucker.

    Language:
    English
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    17,183
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    440
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    June finds out Goncharov isn't real, and decides that she will MAKE it real.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,266
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    121
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    I wanted to see if I could do my absolute favorite thing, torturing Dave Strider, for 31 whole days. I probably can’t but hey I might as well give it a try. Strap in because things are gonna get crazy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,695
    Chapters:
    9/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    495
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    Takes a lot to admit you have feelings when you've spent so long bottling shit and hiding from it.
    Dirk would know.
    He does it all the time, this time is no different.
    Maybe, tho.
    Just maybe...he can pull out of it.

    Series
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    English
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    3,655
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    19
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    The humans have the first SBURB session instead of the trolls. After their victory is snatched from them at the last second, they hide in The Veil on a meteor and try to come up with a plan. Things go a little differently.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,962
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    212
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    What happens when the world throws everything at you, pushing you to the brink of tears!? Well, that happens with June and Her friends!!!
    She started high school a few months ago with Her childhood friends, meeting new people and making...rivals!? She's just about to lose Her mind with everything going on.

    A (sorta) slice of life mainly about June, Rose, Dave, and Jade +Many, many others. What will they do when things get hard for them?....

    Become distressed.

    This is getting remade!!!!!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,837
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    165
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    Dirk Strider is a scientist working on a groundbreaking AI project at Aperture Laboratories. What could possibly go wrong?

    Turns out, the answer is "a lot."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,616
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    855
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    Dave can't remember who he is or how he got on Derse, all he knows is that he's supposed to be avoiding black cats and killing imps now that the planet is overrun with them. That is, until he finds some weird grey alien that makes everything go fuzzy, and he remembers he needs to find his friends and save the goddamn universe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,548
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    428
  17. Tags
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    In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,646
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    325
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    Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,935
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3537
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    here be monsters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,974
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    995
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    Post-game AU where basically everybody gets reincarnated, but nobody expects the spanish inquisition Hal to reincarnate, because why would he? He was an AI.
    but surprise surprise it happens anyway. like. look at the tags of fucking course he's gonna be in this he's the main character

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,773
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53

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