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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

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    In which the Striders go out to check on a report of weird shit, and find that it's not the easy job that they expected. (Is it ever?)

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    Dirk isn’t afraid of drowning, he never has been. It would be a better way to die, getting away from here.

    (A voice in his dreams promises that he won’t die when he leaves, but Dirk never remembers when he wakes up. All he carries with him to the waking world is that strange sense of safety, unshakeable despite his own nagging doubts).

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    Rose left her brother years ago, with her twin's help. She's hoped to see him, and known that she might never be able to.

    The hope's about to be realized, though.

    Sequel to Blood Dragon. (Formerly titled as "Family and Magic")

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    This is an Introductory chapter to a story, and I want to know how it sounds to others, please leave a comment!
    Edit: I put another chapter what am I doing ahhhhh

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    Feferi Peixes, wealthy heiress and eccentric grad student, seeks to find the people she has met in her dreams and, upon meeting the Striders, decides that they definitely need a bigger habitat to be healthy and safe.

    College/grad school superhero AU of homestuck where the human alphas and betas are all present and the trolls are human but all of them still visit Propsit and Derse in their dreams of late as all of them awaken to their god-like powers in the wake of invasions from imps and other enemies from the session. Inspired by threads from an rp in the long long ago call the Lands of Gods and Heroes.

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    “Lactation aside, there’s a lot of overlap.”

    Dirk pinches the bridge of his nose and stares down at his cereal. “Why are you like this?”

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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

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    Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.

    NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.

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    Roxanne Lalonde comes across something that requires Dave's help to handle. Problem is, there's already a Dave here that she doesn't know about.

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    Dirk Strider is the First Prince of his Kingdom, and next in line to the throne. With the human population dwindling away to nothing, and his older brothers madness growing stronger everyday, he struggles to find the will to go on, A sudden event brings everything on its head and his people are panicking. With very few to trust and nowhere to go, Dirk must make decisions that could lead to the downfall of his Kingdom and the loss of his friends, All he wishes is for his younger brother Dave to be safe, falling in love was not part of the plan.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Speaking of brats, you can hear him coming down the hall. You brace yourself as he turns the corner, giving you a shit eating grin.
    “Are we going to hit the books, or are you here for the scenic atmosphere?”
    You just have to make it through the hour.
    His name is Hal, he’s a freshman, he has strawberry blond hair and freckles. You want to strangle him half the time. The other half, you just want to know what’s going on in his head. He might be a sociopath. He’s… something. Not something good, but something.

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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

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    Two hot magic users + two familiars + two accidentally summoned fox demons = ???

    Written for Polyswap Fall Miniswap 2018.

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    the short stories to go with "The Dance of The Gods", mostly of the boys as kids.

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    "You're looking for a way out." Hal says. Dirk laughs. Hal twists around, from sitting too long. "You can't get out of this, Dirk. I'm not able to do it, and you are. Simple as that." He sighs, and Dirk smirks more. Wider. Hal isn't sure how he can do that.
    "I'm not able to See anymore, though. And you can. What if... you did it for me?" Dirk taps Hals cheek. Hal puffs it out.

    "I am NOT becoming the god of fates, all because you lost some stupid eye!"

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    You have braces. The power chains are red. They’re always red. It’s like a law in Dave Town. Everything has to be red. (Hal’s red, too.)

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    In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

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