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Dirk finds a half dead demon in a dirty alleyway, and unfortunately the only way to save it is to fuck it to life.
Little does he know, it ends up having a lot more consequences than he realizes at the time.
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A collection of information and Headcanons. Subject to change
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- Part 1 of Rewind: Alternative Files loading
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Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.Series
- Part 1 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.
A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there! -
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Jake, a foundling, was raised at the temple of the Hearth. At 16, he finds himself cast out of his home and needing to fend for himself - if the gods would just leave him alone...
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In the middle of his work, the prince is abruptly stricken from grace— splintered to an offshoot timeline, deprived of self-termination, and forced to confront someone he never expected to have to face again— why couldn’t it have been another fucking Dirk?
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i just think roxy deserves a turn at dribbling dirk like a basketball is all
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i see your form behind the frosted glass but she says that you're not there by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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It’s green, green, beautiful green -
It means something.
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Extra bits and bobs for the Toxin AU. Reader requests are open!
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- Part 2 of Love, And Other Fairytales
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The game is over.
Dirk thinks everything will finally be okay.
But dear lord. He has never been more wrong.
It's quiet at first, the little hints of toxicity slipping in ever so slightly. An issue here, an argument there. Nothing to worry about. Right?
It only takes a spark to start a forest fire.
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- Part 1 of Love, And Other Fairytales
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You’re… probably not grieving right, you think, because you can’t bring yourself to shed a single tear for your brother, yet you know from your first week spent as a shadow that Rose has been sobbing inconsolably. But you can’t cry. That would be a disgrace. Bro never cried, and he never liked it when you cried. Your big bro, Hal, said that you should hide your tears, even though they were fine, because your bro didn’t approve. So you don’t cry.
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Bro talks to his auto responder, his red text guy, AR. Or do they have a name? Hmmm. Bro is acting very different, what's up with that hm?
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- Part 1 of Bro is Alone.
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- English
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- 350
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- 1/1
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Hurry, Hurry by laikaloo, timaeusResponder (laikaloo) for RanunculusTheStrange
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Homestuck
04 Mar 2024
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The last thing Donatello expected to find tonight was another mutant, two of them in fact, huddled and shaking in the alley next to Tony Lou Mike's New York Pizza.
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transitioningTransistors, or: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Gender? by terminalLoquacity
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2024
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The game is over. Your auto-responder is free now, but it still hates your guts.
The sentiment is mutual.
Nonetheless, it still deigns to talk to you. And against all reason, you still respond, almost automatically.Even as everything changes, some things always stay the same for you.
Surely your masculinity is one of these perpetual things. It's stalwart. After all, you made it that way.
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The downing of the Aurora was one tragedy among many in the long history of Planet 4546B, but it is, perhaps, one you can survive.
Once a young boy stood on a sterile, white sand shore, dreaming of the stars.
After the fetters of broken dreams rain down with the thousands of red-hot meteors that scatter across an endless ocean with no hint of land in sight--maybe this tragedy will set you free.
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alternate title: timeline shenanigans: the fic
what happens when pieces are placed on the board that aren't supposed to be there?
Current Act: Act 3
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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Hal remembers breaking. He wasn't expecting to wake up.
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Karkat Vantas, a tired college student, finds himself constantly bumping into an employee of the coffee shop he frequents, who just so happens to be Johns best friend. What happens after John invites this friend over for a game session?
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Dirk partakes in Summerween shenanigans and ends up having sex with a ghost. Repeatedly. He invites the sickly Victorian cornball to share his home and body for profit, but mostly because he's a lonely motherfucker.