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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

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    Dave and Rose find an apartment, and the three of them get to work settling into life in Southern California. Slice-of-life stories that take place between Dirk's fourteenth and seventeenth birthdays.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    4/?
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    I don't even know where to start with the summary for this fic, but basically? D Strider used grindr to hook up with a random dude. In West Virginia. A couple miles from Point Pleasant, actually.

    Does anyone else see where this is going yet?

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    5/?
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    Anon asked: Hal<>seb? or anything with hal and Davesprite bonding?

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    1/1
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    Dragons form bonds with humans in order to keep a treaty made between the two species to ensure peace and now Jake English is ready for his bond to be made to his dragon.

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    19/?
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    In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

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    1/2
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    Hal suffers through watching a documentary for class, angry the entire time. He even scowls in his sleep.

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    "Leave me alone, Dave. You never cared before, so I don't know why you would now."
    He drops his outstretched hand, and swallows the burning guilt washing over him like a fleet of pirates caught up in a storm. He searches desperately for a memory where it started, where he went off the deep end when he knew very well he couldn't swim. The waves crash into him and he goes down, sinking to the bottom of resentment and self-hatred.
    He tries to remember what he did.

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    3/?
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    Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.

    NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.

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    Chapters:
    49/?
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    282
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    13/?
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    Dirk and John have been dating for over a year, but John still hasn't met Dirk's family. This is why.
    MIND THE TAGS.

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    1/1
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    25
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    In which Dirk Strider is incapable of caring for his own well-being, and resorts to asking someone he has a shaky relationship with for help.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    7
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    16
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    2
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    194
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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    328
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    Hal is forced to watch the clouds one day, the act becomes nostalgic later.

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    Rose left her brother years ago, with her twin's help. She's hoped to see him, and known that she might never be able to.

    The hope's about to be realized, though.

    Sequel to Blood Dragon. (Formerly titled as "Family and Magic")

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    English
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    15,270
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    92
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    194
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    19
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    Vignettes/flash fiction detailing random regrettable occurrences in the life of a certain scientist. Like a Lifetime movie, but without the inspirational happy ending.

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    688
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    80
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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    English
    Words:
    64,653
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    252
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    431
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    72
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    You should have done this months ago, but you've been too scared to even consider it. Hal has a body, you just haven't given it to him. You're too selfish; he's the only good part of you, you don't want him to walk away.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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