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    A job in a tiny town in Colorado brings memories of the last time Jake was here to mind. They're not very good ones.

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    Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.

    NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.

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    “The end of modern society started quietly, subtly, slowly. Through animals becoming bolder, the wilds growing thicker, the ocean becoming more restless, tremors increasing.

    It ended loudly, quickly, unmistakably. Animals attacked the humans that had taken over their homes, trees uprooted and crashed down onto construction sites, tsunamis were born suddenly, earthquakes ripped apart neighborhood. Oddest of all, it lasted a day. 36 hours at the most.

    Since Sollux Captor’s father never came home from work and his brother wasn’t responding to him screaming his name up and down the streets of Mount Carroll, it was a good guess all of his family was dead.”

    After the end of the world, Sollux Captor goes on a road trip to find other surviving communities. He never expects to find an old friend.

    ((self-indulgent humanstuck solkat soft apocalypse au don’t look at me))

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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    "This is because we cheated isn't it?" Dave asked resisting the urge to sigh.

    "Three fucking sessions and this is the hoofbeastshit we have to deal with." Karkat snarled thoroughly fed up.

    "Well, as much as I enjoy the caterwauling these fiends won't dissipate while we stand around woolgathering." Rose remarked far too pleased.

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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.

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    Dirk Strider has spent twenty years not knowing who his other father is, but it's the eve of his wedding to his childhood best friend Jake, and his best friends are coming up for the wedding.

    Problem #1: his dad, Dave, is really busy with his life and Dirk actually hasn't asked and gotten an answer.

    Problem #2: his dad catalogued the summer he got pregnant... but, apparently, there were three guys. Three potential fathers, and only one who's a genetic donor.

    Problem #3: Dave doesn't want to see any of them ever again.

    Surely you can see the issue?

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    Speaking of brats, you can hear him coming down the hall. You brace yourself as he turns the corner, giving you a shit eating grin.
    “Are we going to hit the books, or are you here for the scenic atmosphere?”
    You just have to make it through the hour.
    His name is Hal, he’s a freshman, he has strawberry blond hair and freckles. You want to strangle him half the time. The other half, you just want to know what’s going on in his head. He might be a sociopath. He’s… something. Not something good, but something.

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    The AR gives Dirk a Christmas present. And then asks for something in return.

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    Anon prompt on Tumblr was "The wizards come for Roxy after someone witnesses her doing wizardy things. The Strilonde clan come after the wizards."

    as usual, I took some liberties! Mostly adding even more badasses to come scare the hell out of some bastards!

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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

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    Dirk behaves normally, and Hal knows precisely how to use that against him.

    Written for Stridercest Secret Santa 2018

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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    8/?
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    When the end of Earth slowly creeps up on humans, a team is selected to endure the outer reaches of space and time to save those still suffering. John Egbert, a Xenoarchaeology, Pilot and farmer, leaves his children, Casey and Joe, to escape the dustbowl engulfing earth and travel with three of his closest friends, Rose Lalonde, a Cartographer, Dave Strider, a Weapons engineer and Pilot, and Jade Harley, a Botanist. They will encounter new life forms, new worlds, on a course to reignite the life on Earth.

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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    Stridercest Secret Santa gift for forkidcest!

    The thing about being Dirk is that you always, always want to suffer for something. Dirk was a being made for penitence, and it is something that he wears beautifully. The thing about being not enough of Dirk, is that you hold a grudge, and you agree that he should suffer- but you’re proactive enough to take it into your own hands. You have had more than enough of watching and wishing.

    (Never mind that the thought of him making his amends with anyone else in this way makes something ugly and jealous rear in your head, accompanied by a strange, heavy anger that sits uncomfortably on your chest. No. That’s irrelevant.)

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    Joey and the Hiveswap gang end up on Earth C for whatever reason. Thing happen, like:
    *Dirk is stuck with them, and has to learn how to keep his fridge stocked with something other than orange beverages.
    *Roxy instantly wants to adopt them
    *Dave and Xefros have a rap battle
    *Joey resists the urge to punch a stranger

    AKA, wish-fulfillment bullshit

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    In which Dirk Strider is incapable of caring for his own well-being, and resorts to asking someone he has a shaky relationship with for help.

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    7/?
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    Taking trips into someone else's mind should be done with caution

    Unless you're Hal

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    Shit let's get lonely in space again

     

    The reverse-meteor fic that's not a reverse-meteor fic at all.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    47
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    102
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    17
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