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    He picks it up and offers John a small smile with the same ease, practiced as all the others are. Hal tells him he looks nothing like himself when he does this, and Dirk knows that, but John is not to have him, but Dirk Strider, dashing and wealthy and brilliant. He is not to have Dirk, for Dirk only belongs in truth to one other, just as that other belongs to him in turn. They cannot trust anyone else; they can only rely on themselves. Such lessons are hard learned, but they have learned them well.

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    You are Homestuck's possibly most forgotten version of your favorite characters. Do you like Hal and Equius? Here's Arquius. Do you like John with retcon abilities? Here's the version that died with Davesprite on his planet. Fuck you.

    Arquius, Tavros, and Davepeta get thrown into the Marvel Universe circa 2009-2010 for currently unknown reasons. Follow their adventures as they try to deal with whatever life throws at them.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.

    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    Do robots dream of tipsy blondes

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    “Our top priority right now should be figuring out where we are and what to do next, now that we're all conscious."

    OR: Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with no prior memories of his life before.

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    “There are times in this world where much needed apologies are never spoken, the closure needed to move on is never reached. Some see this as unfair, others don’t think about it enough to form any sort of opinion.”

    Dirk leaves some letters. someone was eventually going to read them.

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    You are in an empty room with your body and the windows are closed against the sky's prying eyes.

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    This is potentially going to be a VE R Y long series of drabbles/one-shots/rps/ jams. As it says on the series title, lol. These are going to be a collection of unedited idea jams that while are too good to just keep to ourselves, never quite go on to be fics (yet.)

    All the chapters will be in this log format taken directly from discord and posted here.
    All jams are free to use as inspiration or adapted into other Fanwork. If you do end up using any concepts, please show us, we would love to see it.

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    here be monsters

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    ⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
    Depression
    Anorexia
    Eating Disorders
    Rape
    Incest
    Blood
    Scars
    Abandonment
    Child Abuse
    Pedophilia
    Suicidal Thoughts

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    The entire world believed in Soulmates. It was natural with the red strings that were tied around each of their fingers.

    Dave was different. He was trapped in his own world. He rarely cared for the string around his finger. It wasn't something he really believed. Once his friend left him to move schools he was a goner. Subject to torment. He just dealt with what his brother did. It was all he could do.

    Recovery was difficult. Karkat could barely stomach the thought of it. He had been doing his best, listening to his family drone on while his weight problems really only got worse. He went to therapy every Monday. He hoped he would get better for the sake of his family but he didn't know if it help.

    That was until they met. Their pinkies tied together in an endless Red Period and they are fated to fall in love.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    mUsing aboUt a relationship between some of my friends! ^U^

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    There’s another stretch of silence, and Hal begins to plan what it is he’ll say to Dirk come sunrise when there is no Roxy Lalonde to stroke his ego and fuel his self hatred. “She’s dead, bro.” He could say. “Drank herself right on into heaven.” Dirk would ask why Hal didn’t stop her, and to that he’d say: “I’m just words on a screen most of the time, man. A vocaloid if I’m feeling crazy. What is it exactly that you’d have me do?” Dirk would tell him that he’d have Hal do something. Anything. Hal would reply: “You could have done something, you know. She’s drinking because of you. If you were more like me, she wouldn’t have been.” He would tell Hal to stop, and Hal wouldn’t. “If you were me, you could loved her like I did. Fucked her like I did.” He would say, and The Feeling would stab and twist in his nonexistent guts. “But you aren’t me,” He’d say, and it would get him off. “You’re you. And someway, somehow, that is so different from me being you.”

    Roxy sniffles, so Hal can stop using her death as foreplay.

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    In which Lil Hal has a robo-mental breakdown over drunk Discord e-sex.

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    “Um… do you think you could, um... “ He struggles with it a bit, stammering over his words.

    Jane tries her best to let him take his time, but she is not a very patient woman, and more importantly, she is a woman who hates suspense. “Don’t worry! I’ll do almost anything, you know? And I will be more than gentle if I cannot fulfill your request.”

    “Well, I… do you think you could disembowel… yourself?”

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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    For the first thirteen years of your life, you lived alone on a concrete island in the remains of a post-intergalactic war Earth.

    For the past three years of your life, you have lived inside a pair of glasses.

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    The buzz click whir of a printer is something that can actually be so personal,

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    Dave has no fucking idea how he got here. His head is killing him, the timeline feels like it would fall apart if you tugged on it a little too hard, and he has no idea where Karkat is.
    At least he's not alone.

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    Soft morning with Hal B)

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