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    John doesn't realize how dysphoric he is, until all of his trans friends bring him(?) into their queer lives.

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    Jacob's special mission, to become a hustler, with the assist of John Egbert, and eventually Karkat Vantas. Eventually, Karkat gets held captive by Crockercorp. So Jacob and John have to save him.

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    here be monsters

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    Dirk and Jake have been best friends since childhood. Each weekend, one visits the other and they grow closer than ever before. Both are in denial; they can't love each other... can they?
    (This fic is based on lyrics from the song Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal. The fic is my own creation, but loosely follows the storyline (?) of the song. The song is not my own.)

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

    --

    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    Everybody regrets choices they have made, but for Dave Strider, it's especially bad. But at least it comes with cheap antique cats and the guilt of ruining a young man's life, right in his own bedroom. That won't matter in the long run, right?
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    From now on, Karkat Vantas hates his birthday, and every birthday that will come after. What can he say? Highschool boys are relentless.

    Highschool is relentless.

     

    (most tags are for future chapters, but one or two may be added/updated)

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    In an alternate timeline, Her Imperious Condescension wasn’t slain in battle, but captured and put on trial. Her punishment: to serve as public use fucktoy.

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    This came to me in a dream??? I hope this makes sense. Apologies for my bad writing skills

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    ‘This was all far too overwhelming! Karkat didnt know what to do. What would he choose? This might not even be a choice! He couldnt just… ignore everything that happened here..! Thats unfair to him and his friends!’
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    In which karkat and the other trolls are sent to a small city on earth, But they werent told the full truth of a specific detail. An important detail, at that.
    (THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY OTHER FIC AND IS FOCUSED ON DAVEKAT)

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    Fresh out of the hospital following a near death experience and years of addiction, Dave is ready to start over and move on with his life. Turns out, it's harder than it sounds.

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    Did... did I just not write anything for Homestuck?

    Wtf I was heavy into this for a year and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did anything for it!?

    Wll Imma fix that somone come talk to me about homestuck rn!

    These are just headcannons cuz I literally can't even with an actual storyline and junk :)

    Enjoy<3

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    i wrote this in 2017 help me

    it was also my first fanfic but i got banned on wattpad so

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    An alternate take on Meat 38: When Dave is too slow to give in with gentle nudges, Ultimate Dirk figures it's time to take the reins, leaving Karkat and Dave to deal with the fallout on their own.

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    You glanced at Bro still chatting outside the window and a quote from a game you watched him play flitted through your head. What was it?
    Pick a God and pray?
    Well, you didn't really believe in Gods but maybe it couldn't hurt.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are nine years old when you first pray to a God you don’t know for help. Because it’s Dave, he’s really too young to die. You’re surprised when your prayer is answered by a blustering Child God in blue.
    It never happens again.
    Until it does. Again. And again.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

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    Roxy did several things in quick succession as she approached the front door of the newly refurbished Lalonde Manor. First, she bonked her head against the door, as if to satisfy her desire to know if it was, in fact, a hardwood door far too thick to bust down with a meagre and exhausted headbutt. Check. It was, still, even after the last fifteen times she tried to headbutt her front door down. Then, like a normal person, she fished her keys out from her pocket and unlocked the door, leaning on the handle enough to actually allow her entrance into the empty home.

    281/365

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    It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.

    Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.

    Act 2 of the Omelette Route. Can be read as a standalone.

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