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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    The SCP Foundation successfully contain eight extraordinary, dangerous subjects whose powers prove detrimental to the human population on earth. This is the documentation of them and their life here, at Site-██.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    In an alternate universe, Eridan stumbles upon an Easter egg in the game that would make everyone's wet dreams come to fruition. Hardcore shipping ensues.

    This is my first fic, period. I plan to update monthly, but bear with me if this isn't the case. Not really a peaceful point in my life.

    [Yes, this is the same fic as on fanfiction(dot)net. Yes I am HeirOfLaG. Why restrict my work to one site?]

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    John wanted to go on a road trip to Washington with Dave for a week-long stay at Jane's house before going to college. What he wasn't ready for was bringing Dave's brother, Dirk, along.

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    When Prince Jake died, the first person who suggested Prince Dirk remarry was left on display for two months until the King forced Dirk to return the body to his family. But it's been a year now, so surely Dirk won't actually hurt the troll who he's being forced to marry.
    After all, the peace is fragile and both sides need to learn to see each other as people, not aliens. As allies. What better way than a marriage? What better ambassador than Karkat Vantas, war hero turned romance author?

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    Good evening, you are listening to Skaia Falls AM, that's 660 on the radio dial and tonight we've got a great show planned just for you.

    Featuring slow burn romance, Supernatural creatures, alien abduction and two bros chillin' in a radio station, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

    But seriously, they're not.

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    Some people say that birthmarks are evidence that reincarnation is real. Others think of them as prophecies. The spiritually dubious typically believe them to be simply biological phenomena. Personally? You don't give a shit. But one thing you do know is that some deity TOTALLY has it out for you.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are absolutely exhausted.

    --

    (Title is based on Regina Spektor's "The Call".)

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    They win. Everyone gets to go to Earth C, where they use a day and some time shenanigans to start up a collection of trolls and humans for the future generations (carpacians can do fine on their own) and then go into the future to settle in the kingdoms that have formed. Things are good, for about a day and a half, and then John proceeds to take all of the humans off to beat up Caliborn.
    Things couldn't have just gone nicely for once.

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    A redux of the old Fighting Blood story which has since been deleted.

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    What happens when your meal starts trying to romance you?

    That's basically the entire premise of this mermay fic. Jake English is a pretty, but fairly harmless merman, while Dirk Strider literally has a whole canyon to himself after he 'cleared out' all the previous inhabitants. An obviously dangerous dude, Jake's nevertheless sets his sights on befriending this carnivore nevertheless and embarks on a journey full of tentative interactions, home invasion (according to Dirk) and also some pretty graphic dinner times.

    Like, seriously graphic.

    So if that ain't your jam, you might want to be careful treading forwards. Otherwise, enjoy the sea of shenanigans ahead!

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    You're known by many names, outside of the confines of your own rooms.

    The Dragon King of Derse. King Dirk. The son of the late King David and Queen Rosaline. The prince who became a king too soon, the ugly dark crown atop your head sat there too early. The last hope your kingdom has left to push back against the apparently unstoppable force of an invasion that's lasted for too long.

    It's with the weight of your very identity, of your ancestors and their accomplishments, of your land and position, that you asked for help.

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    This is a Betty Crocker AU with trolls in it. Crocker Corp is located in Alternia and is disguised as a friendly company selling baked goods.

    But in reality, The Royal Family (Who controls the company) tortures lowblooded trolls as slaves or sex slaves.The slaves are forced to bake cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. While the sex slaves are held in chambers below Crocker Corp, being fucked by highbloods.Also the Cherub Twins will appear in this but not now.

    The first chapter is like an origin story or a proulouge to the characters. Also you’re in second person as Jane.

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    If you say
    Good-bye today
    I'd ask you to be true
    'Cause the hardest part of this
    Is leaving you

    Aradia Megido had not known love or loss until she met Karkat Vantas.
    At 17, the boy from the hospital is gruff and rude, but she knows he has a heart of gold. But will it be enough for them to be happy?
    Aradia finds herself troubled by this arrogant boy and becomes overwhelmed with feelings she dare not name.
    Will her conscience allow her to do whatever is needed to stop herself from getting hurt again?
    THIS STORY IS A REWRITE! THE ORIGINAL CAN BE FOUND HERE
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