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    Dirk and Jake have been best friends since childhood. Each weekend, one visits the other and they grow closer than ever before. Both are in denial; they can't love each other... can they?
    (This fic is based on lyrics from the song Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal. The fic is my own creation, but loosely follows the storyline (?) of the song. The song is not my own.)

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    2/?
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    The world keeps turning despite what you might think.

    Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.

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    5/?
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    72
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    87
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    2
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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, Sunday October 25th, has been on this boy’s mind since he got a pesterchum message on Monday asking him to dinner with friends. His friend’s brother recently got into the restaurant business and both of them asked him and two young ladies to hang out tonight. This young man is none other than John Egbert, currently stretching a blue knitted sweater over his recently combed hair.

    Basically a joke I took way too far.

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    2/?
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    PLOT SUMMARY:

    War never changes. The Year is A.S. 0038, and war has come to the Medium System once again. Now, only the prototype Mobile Suits known as Gundams serve as the only hope to keep this local conflict from exploding into neighboring solar systems.

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    META SUMMARY:

    In which the cast of Homestuck make their own Gundam fan series.

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    2/?
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    1
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    19/?
    Comments:
    122
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    212
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4422
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    Vriska got a little vrisky with a shitty oc i made when I was eleven, and now the edgiest horrible dragontroll hybrid is out and about with an obnoxiously colored troll and a gaggle of canon characters who don’t want to be there fight against gamers in their accidentally created society. A (superior, because I made it and I am totally a god among men) alternative to the Epilogues and Homestuck^2

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    22,963
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
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    It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.

    Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.

    Act 2 of the Omelette Route. Can be read as a standalone.

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    Chapters:
    8/22
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    44
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Feferi was bored, and it was close to the summer holidays. So she did what any daughter of a multimillionaire would do. She invited all of her 11 friends to her beach house to spend the holidays there!

    Shenanigans, swimming, romance, oh my! What wacky antics are going to take place?
    Find out more inside!

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    11,746
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    The way his light brown eyes looked under the light was almost unbelievable, there was no way one could recreate that onto a drawing. His eyebrows were too intense, an expression hard to draw. That boy looked like a challenge.

    (Where John becomes really interested in the pretty model that poses for his art class).

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    1/3
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    2
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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    119,470
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    432
    Bookmarks:
    58
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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    50,794
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3641
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Chapters:
    98/?
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    507
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    You do not ignore a seer. This is something Dirk knows well. You follow the seer's directions if you wanted to live.

    There were plenty of other things he needed to make sure he wasn't ignoring including plenty of other things he didn't want to come true.

    But most importantly.

    You do not ignore the monsters of your past.

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    4,237
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    2
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    130
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    You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    117
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    18
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    1027
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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    35
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    29
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    6
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    669
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    John doesn't realize how dysphoric he is, until all of his trans friends bring him(?) into their queer lives.

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    English
    Words:
    20,138
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1451
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    Jacob's special mission, to become a hustler, with the assist of John Egbert, and eventually Karkat Vantas. Eventually, Karkat gets held captive by Crockercorp. So Jacob and John have to save him.

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    English
    Words:
    31,740
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    419
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    here be monsters

    Language:
    English
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    28,578
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    22
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    19
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    4
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    457
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,118
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2920

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