Stridercest Secret Santa
A collection of works produced for the Stridercest Secret Santa, run annually since 2017.
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Wrangling mythological beings who are on a powerscale many orders of magnitude more powerful than human is no easy task.
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Dirk expects far too much from someone like Dave.
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When strifing on the roof and sucking your brother off counts as selfcare.
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“Dude, as great as it feels, I think this massage is in danger of heading into bad touch territory. I don’t want to have to call the manager, but I will if that hand goes any higher. Man, I thought that this was a respectable establishment, not a “happy ending” kind of place.” Dave lifted his head right as Dirk’s hand slid even higher, watching as it lightly squeezed the soft muscles in his thigh. “Uh.”
”Have you really considered all of your options?” Dirk asked quietly.
”Uh.” Dave repeated as the hand brushed dangerously close to his groin.
(Written for the Stridercest 2025 Secret Santa, with minor edits, complete!)
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Prince of Void and Lord of the Princes Heart by Demonlucy for UmbraBorealis
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jan 2026
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Prince Dirk joins his brother out on intel collection at a tarven on the eve of an important meeting with a deligation from the neighboring kingdom, when hes approched by a rather handsome member of the deligation.
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Forget Yourself, Surrender Your Mind by antagonisticshade (maliciousspirit), maliciousspirit
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2024
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He wondered how exactly Dirk would react if Hal held his hand, or brushed past him- would he pull away? Would he flinch? Would he lean into it?
Would he want Hal to touch him?
Hal knew it was one of the worst ideas he’d ever had to message Dirk about it. It was stupid. It was self-sabotage. But Hal was fucking bored, and alone, and he’d take a couple of minutes of embarrassment for the minute chance- 0.0314% chance, to be exact- that Dirk would be
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Or, Hal bites off a little more than he can chew in pursuing Dirk. Dirk, on the other hand, finds a lot of value in having a willing emotional punching bag. Mind the tags.
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Dave has returned from the grave to drink Dirk’s blood. Using the folkloric weaknesses of the vampire, Dirk has him temporarily under control, but his own dark appetites may prove even more dangerous than a vampire’s thirst for blood!
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“Have you ever thought about punching me?”
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Dave's been planning this all year. Well not all year. Well yes, all year. But now he's finally doing it. He's making it happen. He's gonna get that mistletoe kiss.
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in time we show our achilles' heels by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2017
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Dave is still lingering in the doorway, almost as if he’s waiting for an invitation. Or, more likely, a reaction. Dirk gives him neither, and keeps his head bent over his paperwork; there’s piles of it, enough to fill the entire cavern of the room Mother plans on repurposing for a throne- he finds it ostentatious, Dave has been designing glittery, pixelated decals for it since she broached the idea over breakfast. And strangely enough, there’s no immediate provocation being offered. It’s enough to put Dirk properly on edge. It’s dangerous, how quiet he is, rather than the cloud of constant chatter that precedes him and echoes in his wake like a chemtrail.