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the catalog of non-definitive acts (or, 31 Flavors of Green) by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus), mimsical
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Oct 2018
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When you have the rest of eternity ahead of you and the combined might of hope and heart power bullshit at your disposal, you're bound to cause yourselves some trouble. A Kinktober 2018 treat.
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Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.
NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.
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When Dave is sent on an important delivery, the last thing he expects is the Wolf of the Woods to help him. Little do they both know that they'll lead each other home.
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Murderstuck Party
A group of college artists make a murder party to impress an evil art collector, but little do they know that there’s going to be more than one victim.
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After Dave's brother commits suicide, Dave is sent to live with his uncle in California. There, he meets his family for the first time, and tries to learn that the world really can be okay. It's more difficult than he expected.
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Your name is Dirk Strider. You are seven years old. Your mother and father are dead, your sister might be as well, and you are so painfully alone.
Your name is Dirk Strider. You are sixteen years old. Your katana drips fuschia blood as your guardian stares disbelievingly at the blade protruding from her chest.
Your name is Dirk Strider. This is your story.
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A collection of one shots- Mainly focused on the Striders.
Lots of angst. Most of this is angst because I'm sad.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,295
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 51
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And as his world ended, his journey started.
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John Egbert. mission? kill your gran gran the condesce. Why? She killed your dad.But you can't possibly do this alone, that's why you'll need help (you need therapy my dude)
But in the meantime, let's see what's cooking in the oven.
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In the kingdom of Derse, where all races, classes, and castes of people worked and played, they all at one point or another looked to the violet spires of the royal castle and wished they could be Dirk Strider. And with the royal birthday masquerade gala on the horizon, his country and his people seem a little brighter. But beyond the furthest reaches, beyond Prospit and its outskirts, one young girl named Jade Harley will dream beyond her orphan life and befriend the highest of royalty. But is trouble lurking beyond the fanfare of the masquerade?
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Having a live-in alien is something that Jake English really, really thought would never happen outside the pages of his favorite comics. [a request for kinktober for some Dirkjake symbiote au action]
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- Part 1 of Kinktober requests 2018
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On April 13, 2009, The unimaginable came true and the world went into chaos. A mysterious and incredibly deadly disease broke out in Toronto, Canada, when thirty two people were admitted to the hospital for severe abdomen pain and none of them went home. It was quickly learned that the disease was extremely contagious and most patients and doctors near the infected had died. Those with the disease were taken into custody and placed in quarantine, where they were to be studied. A revolution began against the government, who were forcing people out of their homes and into inhumane isolation until the outbreak was contained and under control. Everything would be fine.
Of course, that wasn’t the case and most people with the sickness were executed.
But now, their rotting corpses walk among the living, spreading their disease to the very few survivors.
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- English
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- 1,882
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 64
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Prospit and Derse had been at war for ages, long after anyone in either country truly remembered how the feud had begun. Every few years, stretches of tense peace were broken by bloody battle, and so it had been for as long as any living person could remember.
It was the aftermath of one such battle, and something unthinkable had happened, something that might very well turn the tide of the war. The ruling families of Prospit and Derse each had two princes, now grown men, and all four princes had participated in the most recent spat. Usually these battles were bloodbaths with no clear winner, ending when both sides agreed upon a tentative peace. But in the last battle, one nation had emerged as the uncontested victor, and the two enemy princes had been taken as spoils of war.
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You don’t think you’ll be drinking again.
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- Part 1 of In Which Dirk Discovers He Likes Vore
- Language:
- English
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- 6,652
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 159
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Dragons form bonds with humans in order to keep a treaty made between the two species to ensure peace and now Jake English is ready for his bond to be made to his dragon.
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Dirk Strider is recounting his memories at Skaia University. Back when he was 19, fresh-faced and more than slightly anorexic. He loves cigarettes and a boy named Jake English. Let's see where his memories take him.
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- Part 2 of my gay homestuck babies
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A run of the mill demonstuck au, because why the hell not.
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After a Zombie Virus hits, killing and infecting most of the Earth's population, Dirk Strider races to find a cure, before he loses the ones he loves.
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- English
- Words:
- 4,233
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 40
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To Live a Normal Life? How preposterous! by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
07 Oct 2018
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.
However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!
But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!
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Rise of the Lowbloods by Knight of Light (InkyJaguar)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Medievalstuck - Fandom, Humanstuck - Fandom
07 Oct 2018
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Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
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He holds on as if he can keep doing it forever, even though he knows he’s going to have to let go soon. He listens to Dave’s uneven breathing and pretends that he can always follow where he goes.
(In which two last battles - one chronologically and one narratively - take place, time is weird as usual, Karkat cries in every scene he’s in, some asshole gets to choke on a Welsh sword, a lot of romantic partners reunite, the plot loops around on itself fairly neatly, and an expletive reaches across time and space and saves the world.)