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John, feeling lost and completely out of control, decides to go on a last-minute school trip with a group of students from his Latin class, much to the surprise of Rose, Jade, and Dave. Leaving the three of them to fend for themselves in the new frontier of college, each of them encounters personal struggles that start to pull the friend group apart.
When a 50s diner, a party, and a misplaced H.P. Lovecraft novel lead to a series of seemingly unrelated events, this group of college friends face new challenges and struggle to truly figure out what it means to be happy and alive.
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some thoughts
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Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are no stranger to fucking up.
You have an absolutely moronic and self-sabotory predisposition for feeling first and thinking later that has gotten you into shitstorm after unrelenting shitstorm over the past nine sweeps of your regrettable and deeply pitiful life.
But this… this takes the cake.
You’ve defected from the Alternian military. NO ONE defects from the Alternian military.
It's a miracle you've lasted this long.
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A man stands in his baby’s room, talking with a personification of his anxieties that took the form of his late boyfriend's brain ghost. they try to hatch an escape plan. They get sidetracked.
(Not a fic, 8 pgs of very wordy fancomics that falls between 1.5k ~ 2k words altogether.)
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SOS by kraefandoms
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Hiveswap Friendsim, FriendSim - Fandom, MS Paint Adventures
26 May 2019
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Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it. -
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FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.
Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.
Too bad the Strider thief duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time. -
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Dirk has admired Jake for so goddamned long. And he doesn't want to graduate without telling Jake.
(the work is just about done. promise. smut on the way)
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A family can be two single dads and their respective chaotic children.
Or: Dave and Jade are a handful. Parenthood is an easier load to bear when you've got another pair of hands to hold yours.
Or: Dirk babysits Jade and, in turn, her father.
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Roxy convinces Dirk to go to a revolution ball and he enjoys it more than he thought he would ;)
(I know 'The Night We Met' is a Lord Huron song and is highkey depressing but this fic isn't sad I promise- I just felt that it would be a fitting title.)
Characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
Plot is mine.- Language:
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- 2,334
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 80
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Cotton Candy Canon by CO_Rosette
Fandoms: Homestuck, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Steven Universe (Cartoon)
24 May 2019
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The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.
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- 2,000
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- 2/?
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"Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.
... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"
"No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."
"Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."
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- Part 15 of SFW
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It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.
Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.
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- Part 7 of Perfect Little Freaks
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Meat, Bread, or Candy, John. Meat, Bread, or Candy.
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You don’t think you’ll be drinking again.
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- Part 1 of In Which Dirk Discovers He Likes Vore
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"Do you ever think about leaving?" Dirk's almost whispering, making sure to keep his voice down.
"All the time." It's true. Dave always wants to leave. He day dreams about it sometimes, when he's staring out the window on the bus. Imagining a alternate universe where everything was the same except his mother never got remarried.
"Me, too," Dirk sighs. "Me, too." -
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Dirk is cursed and can turn anything into gold, which lands him in an arranged marriage with the future queen of the kingdom.
He hopes he can convince her kleptomaniac brother, Jake, to help him get out of it.
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Local man vores entire party to save the world; more at 8.
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- Part 3 of In Which Dirk Discovers He Likes Vore
- Language:
- English
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- 2,831
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Kudos:
- 16
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- 313
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Prospit & Derse are kingdoms eternally at war.
With Prospit constantly flourishing in the south, and Derse to the north, cold and barren with too many citizens to feed;
time and again, Derse would break any peace treaty that Prospit would come to offer.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and you have fucked up by cynical_pyromaniac
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2019
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fluffy dirkjake shit i guess idk
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,599
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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- 76
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Karkat Vantas,bar tender and rumrunner for one of the most secretive speakeasies the 1920s had to behold,the Green Sun.His father,Kyle or usually known as the signless,has entrusted in him a task to go fetch some gin from the morgue. Things dont go too well when he meets a boy by the name 'Dave'
Dave Strider,singer and new owner of one of the most well known gin mill's around,the Midknight.It was one night when he had to leave his underground speakeasy to go fetch hooch for himself and friends when he met a grumpy egg by the name of 'Karkat'
- Language:
- English
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- 2,416
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 18