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You name is DAVE STRIDER and if there are two things you're sure about yourself: you're straight and don’t need any help.
You certainly don’t need to move across the country to live with your sisters.Ignore those tags.
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BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.
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- Part 2 of Dream Catchers
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SOS by kraefandoms
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Hiveswap Friendsim, FriendSim - Fandom, MS Paint Adventures
19 Apr 2019
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Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it. -
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Meaning: the impossible, or the unattainable. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it stands for something that is hardly within one's grasp, an object that seems too difficult to be achieved.
Karkat's favorite thing about flowers was the fact that they're a language all of their own.
Dave's favorite thing about flowers was getting to meet Karkat.
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Somehow, he’s found himself in the middle of all of this, as if he was the catalyst. The memories return like occasional shadows that haunt his dreams.
From what he's gathered, whatever happened was relatively recent.
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They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy. -
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They tell stories about Destroyers. About how dangerous they are, how deadly. They're the big bad in all the movies and books, it's a common theme to have them destroy someone, mind, body, and soul. To leave nothing but a husk behind, or a puppet.
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Dirk runs a popsicle stand by the beach, with the rest of the Strilonde family. However, one day, Dirk spots a really hot surfer dude. Shenanigans ensue. This is basically a Popsicle Stand Employee Falls Head Over Heels For A Surfer Hunk Who’s Secretly A Werewolf AU. So enjoy that.
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Sometimes, friendship involves the taboo.
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- Part 2 of In Which Dirk Discovers He Likes Vore
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The man is waiting excitedly, duffle bag slung over his shoulders and a boombox, ankle weight set, and yoga mats held under his sculpted guns. He’s wearing knee-high socks, lime green croc sneakers, and bedazzled dolphin shorts over a spandex leotard. His face is equally hideous, adorned with a dorky smile and pink skull sweatband. Elastic secures his glasses to his head.
Dirk has never been so turned on.
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Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Castle of Caliborn. He works for the mysterious Dirk Strider, a blindfolded concubine who happens to catch the likings of Jake. As their affection for each other grows deeper, the secrets that lay behind the castle walls become more noticable...
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- Part 1 of Diabolical Stuck Archives
- Language:
- English
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- 1,913
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 70
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Después del juego, Dirk esta cansado e infeliz, pierde todo propósito para existir y estar cerca de sus amigos.
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Dave reunites his family in a way no family should be.
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- Part 1 of The Meetup
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Out of the Silent Water by EcoFridge
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
13 Apr 2019
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Season Two of SkyStuck
A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.
With all this going on you can’t possibly imagine things getting worse, but they do. With all this going wrong you can’t possibly imagine things getting better, but they do. Waking up in nefarious hospitals, spinning unprotected through the vacuum at the speed of light with your closest friend, tapping into higher dimensions of space and time and reuniting with long lost pals, loosing them too. You’ve made your way off the planet you were stuck on for weeks, back into the sky, out of the water. Now you have to break the silence, breach the surface. Rise up.
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- Part 3 of The SkyStuck Chronicles
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David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.
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- Part 2 of The Fallacies of Devotion
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Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.
Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together
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It's your final year of college. Again. But at least this time you're doing something you love. It's also killing you slowly and eating all your time. You need to unwind.
Good thing your friends look out for you.
Or, "suck one (1) dick, gain a boyfriend slash roommate that wastes your money on overpriced exotic food ingredients and your bandwidth on Netflix while you're away."
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Both brothers have been kicked out of the house by their respective boyfriends and manage to run into each other. A plan of epic proportions is put into place. One of the best frickin plans of all time. One so monumentally extravagant that the proclaimed 'best maker of plans' person will be shaking in their shoes-
It's an arcade.
The bros go to an arcade.
- Language:
- English
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- 4,788
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
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It's One, Two, Three by TheseStarsBurnCold
Fandoms: Homestuck, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Apr 2019
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How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s overCurrent Progress:
Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?Series
- Part 1 of The Counting Deities Verse
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Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.
Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary. Sometimes bonus chapters will be posted outside the normal update schedule.