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    That boy never stops.

    It seems that with an endless trust fund, he can afford not to.

    You, not so much, but you make it work. You made your money and retired early at a ripe old even forty-four.

    You met Jake English, a twenty-five year old in his third “gap year” jumping sand dunes in the desert. That night, you exchanged tales alongside a small fire and hit it off, as they say. He couldn’t get over how you made your fortune selling custom sex toys and you gave him a hard time for being funemployed, emphasis on the fun.

    Jake was clearly trying to find himself in the adventure.

    You were trying to lose yourself.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Skystuck season one

    So I had this idea while listening to some chill vaporwave and generally just zoning the fuck out, “what if I made, like, this cute funny sci-fi AU with DaveJadeKat and weird surreal things and just had a whole lotta fun with it”. The best ideas happen while procrastinating. And here you go, a few months and a bunch of drama later I’ve written, essentially, some sort of shameless space opera, and it’s been a journey so far. I’m still writing it, and posting the pre-written chapters slowly. Basically, the start of it is this: The government space freighter that Karkat works as a janitor on has been shot down by legendary space pirates that aren’t supposed to be real anymore. Dave, who is a nomadic scrapper, finds him in the wreckage, which sets off a chain of wild events in his life that he never asked for. So much shit’s gonna go down, you guys. So much.

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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.

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    Time is money.

    Karkat Vantas is a bartender who lives in the ghetto with a deadly secret.

    Jake English is a gun-happy gang leader who's made a life of stealing time from the rich.

    Dave Strider is a nearly immortal, famed director with a death wish.

    Dirk Strider is a Timekeeper haunted by ghosts from the past, who lives to uphold a corrupt system.

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    You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.

    You lost your sealskin.

    Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.

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    After the final battle, when all the loose ends are tied together, what becomes of the strings?
    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're beginning to remember.

    Post-canon, post-Masterpiece.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Local man vores entire party to save the world; more at 8.

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    Dirk was born with failing eyesight and light sensitivity issues. Now 19 years old and starting his second year of University. After previously living alone, he finds himself suddenly forced to have a a room mate, following a trip down the stairs.

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    Dirk thinks on his broken relationship, and blames himself for its failure.

    (100 Drabbles Challenge--Complicated)

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Relationships take a lot of work, and so does fixing up a house.

    When Jake receives the deed to a house that is falling apart, both Dirk and Jake English-Strider decide that they're going to fix up the house and make it their own.

    It'll take a lot of work and time, and there will definitely be fights along the way, but eventually everything will work out, and the house will become the house of the married couple's dreams.

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    It's suspicious, but I'm interested.

    Maybe its because I hate myself, but something about this camp is calling my name, and damn do I want to figure out what it is, even if it means figuring out what this camp is all about and getting stuck saving everyone in the process like the badass I am.

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    Eridan and Sollux have been ditched (not really) by Aradia and Fef, and hate where this is going
    Aradia and Feferi hope they can survive prom being friends
    Dave won’t let Karkat leave this hell already
    Nepeta is REALLY fuckin gay for Terezi, but she can’t just leave her moirail!
    Gamzee promises Tavros that this will be “the single motherfucking greatest moment of your motherfucking life.”
    John is really bad at this
    Dirk’s pretty bad at this too (Let’s admit it Jake is too....hella)
    Rose and Kanaya can’t wait to sip that fresh tea

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    They had done it, the had finished the game, finished, but not exactly won. When John reached out to the doorknob of the white house, the game had decided to mess with them once more and change the destination of the door. Once they stepped through, they all soon find themselves in past Alternia, but that had not been the only issue. The game thoughts that taking away their prize wasn't enough, and decided to switch the Humans' species.

    Warning: Knowing me, this story is going to experience some long ass hiatuses between chapters :b

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    Tavros Nitram lives with his brother in a big house in a run down neighborhood.
    Rufioh Nitram is kind of a stalker.
    Vriska Serket accidentally becomes a caretaker to a someone she doesn't know well and that is dangerous.
    and more...
    (Formerly known as Battle of Bros or the one where Gamzee knows what he is doing and tries to hurt Tavros only to have the tables turned;Meanwhile Rufioh loves Dirk and stalks him)

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    Dirk Strider has spent twenty years not knowing who his other father is, but it's the eve of his wedding to his childhood best friend Jake, and his best friends are coming up for the wedding.

    Problem #1: his dad, Dave, is really busy with his life and Dirk actually hasn't asked and gotten an answer.

    Problem #2: his dad catalogued the summer he got pregnant... but, apparently, there were three guys. Three potential fathers, and only one who's a genetic donor.

    Problem #3: Dave doesn't want to see any of them ever again.

    Surely you can see the issue?

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