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Dirk Strider aches like a motherfucker these days. The mornings are too long, the afternoons too languid, the nights too excruciating. Balanced measures are lost on a sea of unfiltered bullshit verbatim and altercating thoughtspeak. He struggles with a narrator that is both his enemy and his facilitator while tripling as a sincerely alluring copy of himself. And even though he hasn't ever classified himself as a man of religion, he still bemoans: God, how i wish i could just get fucked.
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TG: hey rose
TT: Yes, Dave?
TG: so i was thinking
TG: what if we aka you me roxy dirk john jade jane jake raided area 51 like frTT: Then we would be shot full of holes.
TG: ok but ignoring the guns
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Illustrations only! Very low production value because I don't expect it to get any traction, but if enough people look I'll start actually putting effort in, haha. I'm choosing to put art here because I like how AO3 indexes ships, considering how I always seem to be doing rarepairs it'd be nice to not see this stuff fall into the void.
Chapters denote different ships.
CH1) DirkJade (3 images, updated 6/September/19)
CH2) DaveRose (1 image, updated 6/September/19)
CH3) Stridercest (3 images, updated 11/September/19)
CH4) DirkJake (1 image, updated 7/September/19)
CH5) RoxyCalliope (1 image, updated 19/September/19)I will add more chapters with new ships or otherwise update the image count and date when I add more.
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Transcend, forget, remember, heal, make out with your hot media theory classmate if you can summon up the chutzpah. Vriska is there. Earth C and most of its gods have a lot of healing to do. Jake is excited to be included. One story ends, and life, in its infinite complexity, goes on.
What happens after the conclusion of The Grand Battement of the Learned? Well, this.
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- Part 2 of After Meat, Aftermath.
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>be Jake
>get shipwrecked
>forcibly befriend a snakeman
>profit
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This is just a little thing I put together! They're based off of fluff prompts. I'll try to get as many done in a day as I can! These are all fluff, no angst, nothing bad. (I lied I'm sorry there's some angst-)
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Rose Lalonde has been having visions for three years. No matter how unexpected they are they always come true. And as she lays in bed, dreaming about the day everything around her burns, she becomes scared of that fact.
After her guardian's death, Jade Harley decides to leave her island behind. Being the only one aware of the prophecy written in the ancient ruins of her home, she sets out to find the Gods destined to be the world's salvation and destruction.
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Staring Contests and Contemplations by mymemesareiconicmydepressionischronic
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Sep 2019
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you seriously need to talk to someone.
Of course, that's difficult when you've left everyone behind to stew in your own mental fears.AKA, Dirk reminisces about the nature of himself and his relations with everyone else after making a piss-poor choice.
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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --
TG: yo dirk
TG: bruh
TG: dude are you homeYour name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.
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you cannot light the fire from inside the house; unless you desire to be in flames.
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- Part 2 of Familiar Scent of an Unknown God
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- Part 18 of SFW
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- English
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- 2/?
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To Live a Normal Life? How preposterous! by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
14 Sep 2019
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.
However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!
But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!
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- Part 1 of To Live Universe
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You’re not sure anything will ever quite compare to being the only person on the planet allowed to see Dirk Strider waking up.
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The documentation of the splintering psyche of a splintered man.
Formatted for both mobile and desktop, but desktop provides a slightly more immersive experience.
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(found scrawled over two tacky and greying post-it notes that have long since lost their stick.)
or, the one where dirk might have written this, but probably not.- Language:
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Anything to cling to his personhood, and his personhood clings to Jake. Isn't that just a cosmic joke.
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aren't you TIRED of longing? don't you just want to go APESHIT while dating your best bro? i mean, you've earned it, right?
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Alright so I’ve done some weird shit in my life, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake. After Jake decided to be and asshole, again, I broke up with him, again, this time for good… or at least until he got his head out of his ass because I’m a sap like that.
But all in all that was pretty par for the course, what made this shit weird was the fact that the person who found and talked to me was one of the older trolls. You know the ones who had been dead for several millennia at least?
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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and gosh! Have things gone awry for you!
Whether you've forced down gritty, raw meat first or stomached through sweet, terrible indulgence, neither outcome has been kind to you.
Not to worry though! In this vast space, anything is possible, including a happy ending for someone like you.
The question is, are you willing to work for it?
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A relationship that falls like leaves on an autumn day.
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- English
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- 249
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Kudos:
- 8
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