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    Jake English has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life, if you don't count literally all that stuff from the first installment of oxfordRoulette's diegetic-musical-cum-found-family-pirate-AU. Luckily, that was in the last story, and he is completely better now in all respects. None of that nonsense is a thing anymore and it will not be relevant at all! Surrounded by friends and allies, with a very cool piratey boyfriend and a hold full of treasure from his recently decimated country, he's got everything a fellow could want.

    What will he do?

    Befriend an octopus god. Learn to fish. Kick back. Take it easy. Kiss his boyfriend a lot. Open a jewelry company? Pursue immortality. Confront his past. Embrace his future. Maybe save the world. One thing's for sure: there will be a lot of songs involved.

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    In life there are those who are drowning, those who struggle at the surface, and those who are sitting on a dock, vomiting out the water that had found its way into their system. In a time that has never existed and hopefully never will, there is a city that is more corrupt then every politician to ever exist in the universe. There are those with lives riddled with poverty who live outside on the ground in the cold, the "downsiders" never stepping foot inside of the looming sky scrapers. Those who are at the top, the "upsiders" who live lavish and only get from building to building from grated metal platforms that form bridges from balcony to balcony. And those who live within the rest of those buildings, working for those at the top, or the "mids".
    There are corrupt people at every level, and with that there are people who are equally good, but no one in this town is without guilt. Everyone is a victim of a system that only cares about profit, everyone wants the best for themselves and who they care about, and everyone will have to have to fight for what they believe in.

    I have two gifts when it comes to writing, making utterly bullshit AUs and making beloved characters go through hell.

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    It just keeps happening.

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    • Part 23 of SFW
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    "... Would it be so bad if I stayed?"

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    John and Dave watch a gay romcom and it's all dumb fluff from there on. Just a drabble I wanted to post. Probably has mild grammar mistakes and weirdly phrased things, don't mind it. Weirdly spaced out because word and ao3 don't like each other sob.

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    GT: Jane, I swear on my grandma up in heaven that his knob almost reached his chest.

     

    Jake is ready to have his first time with Dirk, but gets a LOT more than what he bargained for.

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    Karkat wasn't lonely, he just didn't have enough friends, and the fact that Dirk Strider talked to him meant nothing when his eyes were set on somebody else.

    Or, in which Karkat has a huge crush that gets him sucked into a world of glittery parties, wild drinking, stupidity and Dave Strider.

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    I've seen Dave do some incredibly dumb shit in the name of irony. Of course, I'd count the DUMBEST as buying an entire karaoke bar. Although, it's where I fell in love, so... I guess I can't exactly complain too much...

    Welcome, ladies and gents, to The Scratch karaoke bar! Here you'll see friendship, love, poor money management skills, and the dangers of doing it all for the irony! Join John and the rest of everyone as they enjoy each others company, despite dumb choices and copious amounts of alcohol.

    Credit for AU and like... pretty much everything else, really, goes to the best friend/editor/proofreader NB, thanks for all the help, friend!

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    Sleep is a concept he never knew could feel so good, a nights full rest has been void in his life for longer than he can remember. When Jake brought him up to their room, laid him down on their bed, and made passionate love to him, he thought that was the best thing in the world; but sleep might bust that down to second place.

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    What happens to the narrative when you just don’t feel hungry?

    (A alternative epilogue route where John eats neither Meat or Candy ;])

    (Updates minimum once a week!)

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    "The dock is deserted. At this time of night it's not hard to see why. The boats float, tethered by a rope to anchor themselves against the ceaseless tide. Sometimes you wish there was something like that for yourself. The city behind you has quieted to a dull hum. As you slip into the water your gills flare, and you feel like an incredible weight has been lifted from your shoulders. But sometimes you drift too far into the ocean. And there is no rope to pull you back." Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are so incredibly alone. Sure you live in the same building as the trolls you used to call friends and the humans, but no one wants to associate with you. You can't blame them. You were a pretty big douchebag during and before the Game. They're slowly coming around after realizing that you've changed quite a bit but it's tentative, like they're afraid you'll snap and try to commit mass genocide. Kanaya probably will never talk to you again, even after she was able to create another Mother Grub with a recipe from Jane. You're not sure if you can do anything to change their minds. But you can try.

    In which there is somehow an apartment building that can fit all 32 of them on two floors because I said so.

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    The Bronze Reef consists of two different ranches. The Prospit Ranch, and the Derse Ranch. The two groups have never met, but as Jake English of the Prospit Ranch explores around further than he ever had before, he meets someone...interesting.

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    There comes a time in every couple's life where you have to talk about your deepest traumas. Or just talk in general.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    Jake's a dog person, literally and figuratively. Dirk has a cat, a very fat, very spoiled cat. Needless to say, Jake is wary of the beast.

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    Most of the time, Jake doesn’t reflect much on how things came to this point. There’s a certain kind of risk to thinking about anything remotely personal these days. You simply never know who might be listening.
    But on the nights where Dirk sleeps deeply, his reach is small, and Jake’s thoughts grow melancholic.
    Prompt 6: Earth-C

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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

    7/19/19-
    Currently re-writing some parts and editing all pesterlogs to the correct colors/inserting images where ever need

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    And then you’re back at the party, back in the bathroom, and you are looking your reflection dead in the eyes as the music starts again.

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    A two man show that makes the stage feel full - The New York Trolls

    Spectacular dialogue, sharp wit, a beautiful performance from both parties - The Lusus

    Striders fragile stoicism awakens even the stoniest faced young man, aside from Zahhak. Brilliant work - IGN

    I was the edge of my seat praying for no decapitation - Ego-Trip Fair

    I had no idea where I was and that guy in the anime shades sure was an asshole, but without a doubt the best night of my life. 10/10 would see again - Roxy Lalonde

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    What is the worst thing someone you love could do that you would still forgive them for?
     

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the Strider thief duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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