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    At a party he doesn't want to be at, Dirk Strider runs into an old flame. What starts as an awkward conversation between a hermit and an elite socialite turns into a question of what it means to hurt, what it means to be normal, and what the hell is wrong with them.

    Jake breathes out a weird golden fog every time he lies. Their good friends have become heartless corporate machines. And Dirk can't stop getting these awful headaches, and flashes of memories that shouldn't be his.

    ("Pre-epilogue" Dirkjake hurt/comfort. Exploring Dirk and Jake's respective powers and postgame situation. They deserve to heal)

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    Fact 1: All the trolls who played the game are either dead, in a different universe, or dead in a different universe.

    Fact 2: All the trolls who played the game are alive and in this universe.

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    As the Prince's Royal guard, Dirk is forbidden from touching, or speaking to the nobility he has pledged his life to protect. But the devotion required for such a job doesn't come without an oath that surpasses that of the army.

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    There are many hobby’s one may have. Most people settle on something like knitting, art, baking, or reading. But not everyone.
    Dirk Strider has put much of her life into her hobby. Though she’d be incredibly offended at the idea of her lifestyle and passions being called just a hobby.

    Dirk Strider is a devoted monster fucker. And today she will right a long standing wrong by getting fucked into the ground by a werewolf.
    And one Jackie English is here to help.

    *Written in Third Person*

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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a job to do.

    TWs will be on every chapter as we go along but general TWs in the tags!

    Also yes everyone is trans, autistic and polyamorous it's my fanfic and I'm going to project all I want and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

    Comments are always appreciated!

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    Roxy Lalonde has a fight with her friends one night because she was drunk. Embarrassed and ashamed, Roxy sulks and avoids her friends, until a funny fish troll tries and succeeds to cheer her up.
    Eridan Ampora has anger issues and isolates himself from his friends. He sees a human girl with an expression he is all too familiar with.
    Roxy and Eridan explore the confusing territory of troll-human relations and moirallegiance, while dealing with their own issues and romantic endeavers together.

    Updates every other weekend.

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    TG: r u bein specieist dirk

    TT: I am being sorely tested, is what I am. There’s just an unholy fuckton of people here already, and the most chaotic elements haven’t even turned up yet.

    GG: I still think you’re exaggerating. Your family certainly is unconventional, but not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be.

     

    The beautiful, heartfelt tale of Dirk Strider trying to survive his big bro's wedding to the love of his life, and in particular the interspecies clusterfuck that is the wedding party. But at least he has his stalwart matesprit/boyfriend by his side! Admittedly Jayquh has no idea how weddings are supposed to go or how one would reasonably go about outlasting them, but he can probably figure it out as he goes along... right?

    (Includes a full cast of terrifying aunts, two supportive friends, a pyromaniac best gal, two neurotic grooms, an overpowered kismesis of honor, a high-strung diva, and a chaotic chorus of delightfully terrible personalities galore.)

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    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

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    When you look at Dirk, laid out on the couch with his shades on his face and his chin tucked against his chest, you think he looks truly beautiful. He’s coated in the light of the sun and that thin little scar across his neck is this strange milky white-brown that makes you want to trace it with your fingers like you used to. His breathing is quiet, steady, you wonder what kind of dream he’s having and hope that it’s good. You reach your hand out, almost to take the glasses off, but instead you reach for the water you left on the coffee table and walk out onto the patio. He’ll wake up before the sun sets and you’ll get dinner, he’ll let you pick even though you feel immensely guilty over having picked the last four times. Then, you’ll watch tv, he’ll needle at you the whole time, and when he finishes his food he’ll disappear off into his lab for the night, leaving you out in the cold to wallow in all the pity you’ve been feeling for the last God knows how long.

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    After living together on Earch C for a few years, Dirk and Jake are both becoming frustrated with their inability to have the kind of relationship they both want, so Jake, genius that he is, suggests they become Friends with Benefits, so they can just have sex with each other and not have to talk about their feelings. It doesn't work.

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    There may be a little clickbait.

    Much to the annoyance of his friends, Dirk Strider takes up "being a bimbo" (while avoiding answering as many questions about this decision as he can).

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    After the game, Dirk finds himself devoid of the knowledge of what needs to be done. In the months following, a lot happens. It leaves Dirk exhausted, and it takes nothing short of Roxy's persistence to get him out into the world again.

    After all, what better time to live out some old forgotten dream?

    Mission get Dirk Strider on a horse onto a horse and into the mountains of Earth C is a success. Little does Dirk know that while he's secluded in a quiet camp, one of his many torments would be joining him. The very same Jake English that he knows he broke the heart of in the game. Can they fix things?

    Playlist for this fic Here

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    Somewhere in the swampy west of a coastal kingdom, a runaway and an ex-pirate get to know each other a bit better.

    This is a lengthy conversation in which Dirk is a man with strong ties to the royal family, and in which Jake is his guide and pseudo-boyfriend, though neither will admit the seriousness of their feelings for the other. Follow Jake through a series of flashbacks and a pesky internal monologue regarding where he stands with Dirk, and enjoy the debut of the Zrilshar Kingdom series!

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    Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.

    Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.

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    You've beat the game. So why don't you feel accomplished? Let's dive into that.

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    Having recently rekindled their romance, again, Jake goes all out planning a big surprise date for Dirk. Unfortunately, due to a previous misunderstanding, Dirk's reaction to the surprise is not quite what Jake was hoping for. Can their very precarious new/old relationship survive the day?

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    On a world which is sort of like our own, sort of not, trolls and humans live side by side and everything is is a little bit more anachronistic, a little bit strange; full of steam engines, gentry, and mysticism. And if you happen to belong to the lucky 30-35% of the population who have a soulmate, their words will appear on your skin if they fulfil two conditions: They must convey a fundamental truth about said soulmate, and they must be clearly communicated to another person in their presence.

    Maybe Dirk wouldn't be so angry if he'd always been as uninterested as he claims. But the truth is he'd been desperate to have a soulmate, and coming to terms with his persistently unmarked skin had been hard. So when it finally turns up, way later than it ought to, and it can more or less be summed up as "I'm a lying liar who lies"? Oh, he's mad.

    Jake has always been a complicated relationship with the truth, even before he made an increasingly convoluted mess of his personal life - and more than anything, he's determined not to let his soulmate find him.

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    Dirk Strider, resident nerd, is stupidly in love with Jake English, resident football player. The Homecoming dance is coming up, and Roxy thinks that this is the perfect opportunity for Dirk to get his gay on.

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    In between the amount of interkingdom conferences, meetings for setting up the Consort Kingdom to be self-governing, and whatever staggering amount of bullshit Jake's been working with as a star of whatever Hollywood 2.0 has set up for him, you decided to outstretch a (hopefully) helpful hand to help him relax, and he agrees.

    Now you're stuck in the middle of some fuck off deciduous rain forest with a whole lot of amphibireptiles that you’re unsure whether or not were invited, and a whole Jake English.

    You definitely needed more time to prepare.

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