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    Dirk, the ghost living in Jake's house, is slowly growing more and more... well, ghostly. Jake goes on a wild goose chase to help him stay.

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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    Dirk Strider is a typical teenage boy attending high school in a suburb of Houston, Texas. He has to deal with an embarrassing stay-at-home dad, an annoying little brother, and typical teenage hormones fucking up his friend group, but other than that, he has a normal, standard life. Well, except for the fact that he thinks he’s gay, and nobody knows it except for him. Oh, and he’s also in love with someone he’s never even met.

    [This is loosely based on the movie “Love, Simon.” Hopefully, there aren’t any spoilers.]

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

    Update Every Friday at 12:00 pm Mountain time!

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    Dirk and Jake had a bad break up a few months ago that Dirk is still not over. Roxy invites him to come with her to a party and he agrees. There he sees Jake at the party and eventually ends up alone with him and shenanigans ensue. That's really all there is to say on the matter

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas just want to arrest bad guys and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the thieving Strider duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    Jake English is looking for the vampires that killed his parents, the Strider Brothers, with the help of a witch named Jane and a werewolf named Jade. But when he finally captures them, it turns out that he'll need to work with them to find the real killers. A lot of terrible shit happens and nothing is the same. But in the process Jake realizes that there's something different about one of the vampires, Dirk.

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    Dirk Strider gets duped into doing Dave a favor, only to end up in the ring with a certain handsome Boxing Instructor.

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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Calliope and Jake have settled into a cabin in the woods and they get a visitor and the infected to something unexpected

     

    [yes i based them of cordyceps]

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    Jake English, feeling stifled by life on Earth, decides to jump ship and start a new life 1,000 light years away on a planet only known as the Far, Far Range, beginning a new career as a Slime Rancher. Here, there are adventures to be had. Here, there are mysteries to solve. Here, there will be no-one he's beholden to except for the adorable native wildlife, himself, and...the mysterious mechanic, Dirk Strider. He provides Jake with the invaluable service of maintaining and upgrading his ranch and equipment, and even more invaluable, is the only person around to talk to.

    Now, if only he could get even a glimpse of the guy...

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    You confirm what you already knew but hoped wasn’t right. Dirk isn’t in the bed with you.

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    this is dirk almost crying every 10 minutes because of jake english. teen and up for implications. enjoy.

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    Wouldn't it be so lovely if a little red string brought you to your soulmate? but what if there was multiple and you had to cut them to see which ones where real. John Egbert and all of his friends are in high school and college, simply finding out themselves...but is that really it?

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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    The SCP Foundation successfully contain eight extraordinary, dangerous subjects whose powers prove detrimental to the human population on earth. This is the documentation of them and their life here, at Site-██.

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    Dave Strider is a famous director and screenplay writer. He lives in LA, close to his sister, Rose and brother Dirk. Dave's usual writing spot is a cafe down the street, owned and managed by Rose. Today there is a new barista with a shit attitude.

    World with a Mixed Troll/Human society. Dave and John have some mixed history together that dave isn't quite over, and Dirk owns a club in the city.

    Based off of an unfinished role play I did with a friend.

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