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    And so the Machine did observe the people before him, and he scoffed, thinking that they could ever possibly defeat him and his armies. "The idiots. The fools. Bugs to be swatted and Squashed."

    And thus did the Machine declare them obsolete, and deserving of death. And he raised his arm and thus did he spread his influence towards them- a sickening gleaming red light falling down from the heavens upon which he sat.

    Doom and Death, he decreed.

    Doom and Death, for his Kingdom would be of Machines ruling a dead land and a dead land only.

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    71/?
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    150
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    20
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    2
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    He took one more deep breath, he shut his eyes tight and stepped off, that was the end.

    Or so he thought; he expected to hit the ground by now except he hadn't fallen; at the last second someone had grabbed his wrist.

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    John tries to be a good friend to a newly out Roxy.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

    EDIT: I’ve written this bit by bit over the course of three years, and tbh the beginning is ROUGH. So like. Give it a try I guess, but also skipping to chapter 15 to get context for the events that lead into the more recent chapters isn’t the end of the world. Im happier with the quality of chapters 18 and onwards.

    Some of y’all I recall liking the Karkat and Rose pal time which is earlier though so. Eh. Take it or leave it.

    I don’t really plan on rewriting the beginning, hence the road map I’ve created in the summary as a compromise. If you read all this you’re a trooper.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    196
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Various one shots for stories I might like to write but just wanna get ahold of the concept first

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    3,558
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    377
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    Your name is MELLAH WEISSE, though you are most frequently referred to as a MYSTERIOUS FIGURE, some (if they are particularly foolish) might even say, a DAME. You wander the mean streets of Alternia looking for answers, and for opportunities to get ahead in life. You sell your services INVESTIGATING mysteries, bartering information, and generally FIXING THINGS that have gone inconveniently for those with means.

    You became an ORPHAN at a young age, and a figure of even greater MYSTERY than yourself has elected to act as a GUARDIAN of sorts to you. Despite any misgivings you might have about his intentions, you have struck a BARGAIN with him in hope of securing a future for yourself, as in the course of your investigations, you found that you were DESTINED for a particularly imminent demise, which you are DETERMINED to avoid.

    What will you do?

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    30/?
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    Sollux and Eridan should date but feelings are difficult and death is boring.

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    1/1
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    1
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    his expression would be unreadable even if you weren’t so confused by it all, if you weren’t snapped in half at the brainstem, if you hadn’t lost pieces of yourself down every stormdrain and pothole and whipcrack you’d come to pass. ‘Y0U 7H1N1KK 1 W4NT 7H ER 57UCK W1II7GH 7HGI5 5HI17 F0 R 7H 3 R356 7 0F 71M1 3??’

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    The trolls are fleeing alternia and they go right to the star wars galaxy in the middle of the clone wars but the trolls are seperated and have to find eachother again and survive in this foreign galaxy but the alternian empire takes notice and readies itself to invade can the republic and seperatists survive? will the alternian empire conqur all read that in this fic

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    It's Dave's birthday, and he's trying not to think of bro.

    Meanwhile, it's Dave's birthday and Karkat needs to find a way to give Dave his present.

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    1/1
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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    English
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    62,498
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Dave had been living for a year in the residence of his uni in the birth town of his best friend Karkat, Montreal, but now they're moving in together. The whole ordeal is super gay, summer hot and filled with an alternance of good Bro times, Feels, and an uncanny authorial horniness for a specific urban landscape.

    The themes of this story shall be "Love is good and should make you change for the better", "Montreal is a really cool city", and "You should wear a helmet when biking", but feel free to find more.

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    English
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    4,593
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    He was like summer. Warm, gentle, but with thunders. You were like winter. Cold and frozen, but even winter has warm days. Someone said opposites attract, right?

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    English
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    3,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    66
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're going to die in three sweeps. You've come to (very bitter) terms with this, but your moirail has not. The solution? Immigrate illegally to Earth, home of your hatefriends, and join an unsavory gang that may or may not be constructing a highblood army against the will of the Alternian Empire. (In the meantime, you will also integrate yourself into a clade, pity your moirail to world's end, and discover that you're never as trapped as you think you are—especially when there are people who love you.)

    Language:
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    161,222
    Chapters:
    28/30
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

     
    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/15
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    102
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    sit down with me and let me tell you about our gods. how they fought, and laughed, and lived. how they still live. how we take from them. how they keep giving.

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    English
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    2,221
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    46
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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    English
    Words:
    81,700
    Chapters:
    83/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    363
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    44931
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    SLOW UPDATES

    A collection of Homestuck short stories.
    Focuses will be on Beta Trolls, though all Homestuck characters are a possibility.
    Fantrolls will be included, as well as those of my friends.

    Happy reading!

    Requests can be commented on any chapter.

    Request Status: CLOSED

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,864
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    MSPA Reader hasn't been able to make a friend. Longing dutifully for companionship, one fateful evening causes them to see an acquaintance in a different light, sending the two of them spiraling towards an unforeseeable future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,459
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    370
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    Six players in Japan prepare for a journey they could never expect...
    A bizarre adventure, if you will.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,110
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    231

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