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    A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!

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    English
    Words:
    76,650
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    7802
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    You were kidnapped from your planet to entertain the empress. Chosen specifically for your odd likeness to the one true desciple of the messiah's and your purple eyes.

    So you aren't treated bad. In fact they believe eye color is the equivalent to their strange hemospectrum heirarchy.

    It helps that you take to the religion and enjoy circus performances.

    Now on one of your stops to perform a special guest comes along to contribute his part in the great dawn (Eve) of the first messiah

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,765
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2338
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    Dave was always meant to be something greater than he was, and he always will be.
    That is, until he takes his fate into his own hands.

    -+=+-
    Tags, ratings, and warnings will be updated with each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,959
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    363
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    233,702
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1295
    Kudos:
    2329
    Bookmarks:
    540
    Hits:
    74484
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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, the Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    166,778
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    784
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,794
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6285
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    Sure, maybe you knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole thing couldn't have been dropped on you at a worse time.

    The aching reality is that you’re about to be involved in a war.

    An actual, all-encompassing ‘super sucks that I might not see my mid-to-late thirties’ kind of war.

    And fate, relentless bitch, went ahead and decided that right now has been the perfectly appropriate time to reintroduce the colossal fucking traitor you used to be in love with back into your life.

    Unbelievable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,417
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3158
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    “You- you eat hearts,” Jake finally hisses out, and the aged crack in his voice for once lends itself to what he’s saying. He’ll ignore the fact that he sounds exactly like those gossiping old biddies he’d always complained about for complaining about him.

    “What, human ones?” the Wizard asks, as if there could be any other type of heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,586
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    37
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    Each of the twelve trolls have a frightening encounter.

     

    [Basically just an excuse to write senseless body horror]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,450
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    733
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    This is a fic in which The Psiioniic has sex with the slumbering Condesce

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    English
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    1,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,820
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4771
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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,475
    Chapters:
    16/31
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1099
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    Feferi was bored, and it was close to the summer holidays. So she did what any daughter of a multimillionaire would do. She invited all of her 11 friends to her beach house to spend the holidays there!

    Shenanigans, swimming, romance, oh my! What wacky antics are going to take place?
    Find out more inside!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,746
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    392
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    Your Papa, John Crocker, takes you to meet the woman who raised him, in a secluded place far away. Why is he so nervous?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    50
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    Metatextual insanity has driven some rifts between our hosts. But something is brewing in Trappist--something that they must face together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,192
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Dave raises his hands in a gesture of mock-surrender, and in that moment Karkat truly hates him, hates the way he can feel that awful blend of mockery and pity emanating from his lab-mate, his once-friend. He hates the swirl of tattoos up Dave’s arms, how they represent a grim fixation he knows too well, how he knows the story of almost every single one. He hates how much he knows about Dave.

    [karkat is a jaeger pilot turned computer scientist. dave is an esteemed kaiju biologist. pacific rim au]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,762
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    432
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    Golden blood like tree-sap bubbles up from the holes in your skin, pushed out by the denser weight and mass of the tentacles.

    [Alternate summary: Helmstroll gore go brrrrr]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    46
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    In an alternate timeline, Her Imperious Condescension wasn’t slain in battle, but captured and put on trial. Her punishment: to serve as public use fucktoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    571
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    Did... did I just not write anything for Homestuck?

    Wtf I was heavy into this for a year and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did anything for it!?

    Wll Imma fix that somone come talk to me about homestuck rn!

    These are just headcannons cuz I literally can't even with an actual storyline and junk :)

    Enjoy<3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    352
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    54
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    841,881
    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
    866
    Kudos:
    1276
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    42713

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