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    The world of Homestuck and Hiveswap is what keeps fans enthralled with the series, so let's take a look at these theories. If you have any suggestions feel free to tell me!

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    I had a big summary here but then I realised it doesn't fit the story perfectly anymore so uh. Yeah. This is my excuse to shove a bunch of rarepairs into a steampunk/fantasy story with twists and murders and stuff. And lore.

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    16/?
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    35/?
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    32/?
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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    4/?
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    2
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    Twenty years ago, the Thousand Year War ended with a shaky peace between the Humans and the Shifters. The youth would (hopefully) never know war after so much loss.
    For Dave Strider, a young Shifter living fearfully in Texas, the war never ended. Violence against the near decimated Shifter population is at an all-time high, and moving away seems to be the only option to keep them from ending up dead in some ditch.
    It's a world of lies for him as he hides his Shifter identity to go to school, make friends... But then John Egbert walks into his life, and it seems like his life doesn't suck quite as much when he's around.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    It’s a story of 5 people and the fact that the term “evil” can be such a blurred line.

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    23/?
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    in which Karkat is on a mission to make sure no one kills anyone else, the Disciple provides breakfast and gets the heroes ready for their fifteen minutes of fame, and Gamzee…isn’t doing too well

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    A rag tag team of mercenary comedians prepare for the Gaian King's birthday bash, but run into a little obstacle. One of their troupe-mates was brutally murdered in public two days before the party! Will they be able to find another Capitano in time for the event?

    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider run an acting troupe of assassins for hire that perform the commedia dell'arte for all kinds of people, far and wide. They kill, steal, and perform slapstick comedy. With two estranged heirs, an heiress, a legally dead ex knight, a necromancer, a witch, and a deceased windbag replaced by a sixteen year old taxedermist and borderline psychopath, there is guaranteed to be shenanigans, kerfuffles, japery, and straight up tom foolery.

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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    He was an Orphaner, First of his Order, Captain of the seas, your lover, and protector. He brought you to far off lands you could only imagine, and gave you dreams that would never be forgiven if seen for its sin.

    Yes, you were utterly his, and he was furiously yours.

    -In this story, you are a fresh orphaner with your own goals and dreams besides getting totally dicked down by that fishy man. This story doesn't focus solely on throwing you and ds together, but also on storyline and creating a memorable thing!!-

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    After defeating the ultimate final boss, an ending screen is seen across the sky. The world is torn apart, chunks of code and flesh mixing until the universe has been created anew. What now?

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    14/?
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    She wasn't going to break this easily. She was a human. She was stronger than that.

    "I'm not scared." She said, after a quick nudge from the Empress's foot. It was less of a say and more of a cough, or maybe even a groan, but definitely not a full-hearted either of those two things. "I don't think I have any scare left in me, fish-face." She said, expecting a retaliatory kick to the spine like her insults had gotten her from the rest of the Empress's guard. But instead, she just heard a curious humming from behind her. "I don't think I have anything left in me, really." She spoke, simply and truthfully. Meenah's grin was razor sharp and wide enough to bite heads.

    "I'd be inclined ta disagree."

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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    This wasn't how it was supposed to happen.

    They were supposed to have been rewarded.

    They were supposed to have a new universe, at their whim, at their beck and call.

    They weren't supposed to be shoved back into their shitty fucking garbage old universe, like not a goddamn thing had changed.

    (Except, of course, one and a half sweeps had still passed, and with that comes, well. The obvious.)

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    Saurien gave to the Elves three Rings of Power. Of those original Three bearers, One of them remembers. The other Two pass on, as if they were meant to, into the hands of those who did not otherwise belong. And somewhere, in the realm of Eryn Lasgalen - known as 'Greenwood' in the Common Tongue - a young Elvish princeling has an relatively unknown correspondent, who calls themself 'D.'

     

    'Things on Earth C have gone completely and utterly pear-shaped. Everyone that Sea Hitler didn't send to this weird-ass Cary Elwes "Men In Tights"-style movie set of yours, suddenly popped up right outside my house, all confused and shit. They're wondering where everyone is. Mind writing some sort of explanation speech for me, man? I mean, being the prince in your SBURB-ified DnD session, you'd probably have *some* skill in the matter.'

     

    Narolas snorted, mildly insulted at D's sorely inaccurate description of the Greenwood. But of course, he was already grabbing for some parchment and his quill. The first few sentences were already formed and ready to write, having utilizing his mad freestyle rapping skills. Can't leave a bro hanging, can we?

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    Она никогда не любила Альтернию и поэтому стремится заканчивать свои вынужденные визиты домой как можно скорее.

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    Sometimes, it takes a couple of tries to fall in love at first sight. When the world as you know it starts to crumble, there is some comfort to be gained from the fact that no matter what you do, your life seems to be a romantic comedy, even if the love interest is somewhat a douchebag.
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    The universe attempts to put two idiots together, using all the most cliché tropes available.

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    21,861
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    5/?
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    У Дейва забавное подсознание

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