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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    37/?
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    A younger Condesce, gallivanting round, conquering the neighbours, finding just what Sopor can do to a Seadweller

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    Self filling my own kinkmeme prompt! :'D

    The Condesce molests the Signless with her psionics while he is chained to the flogging jut in front of a crowd. She didn't expect him to loudly, shamelessly enjoy himself while his friends cheer from the sidelines.

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    In the Great Empire of Alternia, the twelve noble Houses partake in a deadly dance of intrigue, plotting and assassinations, using technology, magic, and daemonic bargains to get one over on each other. Each of these Houses are caught up in their own troubles and conflicts. And underneath these Houses are the common-folk, who grow tired of their mistreatment. How much more can they take before they snap, and before heroes rise up to free themselves and their brethren?

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    12/?
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    -- To be given a bequeathed name is to be given face to the masses of the empire. Regardless of being acknowledged by the Imperial seat, such named individuals shadow themselves on the Imperial populations conscious. For good or ill this has remained true, past the death of Alternia and into the void. I cannot tell if it is our doom or our greatest challenge that xenos creatures now carry such names. --

    -- Annalist Tarsus of the IV Galopoli's Wrath

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

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    It’s a story of 5 people and the fact that the term “evil” can be such a blurred line.

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    Karkat has been in slavery for three sweeps. Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Tavros, Sollux, and Aradia have made attempts to free him, but none have worked until the asshole who owns him finally puts him back on the market. Seeing their chance, Sollux and Gamzee arrange the purchase to get Karkat back somewhere safe. Three sweeps in slavery, however, leaves its share of scars and trauma. This is the story of the five sweeps following Karkat's freedom and the bumps and dips along the way.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    They had done it, the had finished the game, finished, but not exactly won. When John reached out to the doorknob of the white house, the game had decided to mess with them once more and change the destination of the door. Once they stepped through, they all soon find themselves in past Alternia, but that had not been the only issue. The game thoughts that taking away their prize wasn't enough, and decided to switch the Humans' species.

    Warning: Knowing me, this story is going to experience some long ass hiatuses between chapters :b

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Saurien gave to the Elves three Rings of Power. Of those original Three bearers, One of them remembers. The other Two pass on, as if they were meant to, into the hands of those who did not otherwise belong. And somewhere, in the realm of Eryn Lasgalen - known as 'Greenwood' in the Common Tongue - a young Elvish princeling has an relatively unknown correspondent, who calls themself 'D.'

     

    'Things on Earth C have gone completely and utterly pear-shaped. Everyone that Sea Hitler didn't send to this weird-ass Cary Elwes "Men In Tights"-style movie set of yours, suddenly popped up right outside my house, all confused and shit. They're wondering where everyone is. Mind writing some sort of explanation speech for me, man? I mean, being the prince in your SBURB-ified DnD session, you'd probably have *some* skill in the matter.'

     

    Narolas snorted, mildly insulted at D's sorely inaccurate description of the Greenwood. But of course, he was already grabbing for some parchment and his quill. The first few sentences were already formed and ready to write, having utilizing his mad freestyle rapping skills. Can't leave a bro hanging, can we?

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    10
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    So there's like this ficlist floating around tumblr, I'm going to fill it.

    You can find the ficlist here.

    Tags to be added as kinks get filled.

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    Comments:
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    Aradia's just a new recruit in the palace, but it's easy to climb the ranks when you're an excellent fighter and princess has a thing for you, right?

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    8/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    110
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    57
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    10
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    979

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