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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer
    17. Jane/Equius (TW: choking)
    18. Equius/Tavros/Aradia
    19. Darkleer/Doc Scratch
    20. Dave/Equius

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    Chapters:
    20/31
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1740
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    A love story between Neophyte Redglare and The Grand Highblood.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    You were kidnapped from your planet to entertain the empress. Chosen specifically for your odd likeness to the one true desciple of the messiah's and your purple eyes.

    So you aren't treated bad. In fact they believe eye color is the equivalent to their strange hemospectrum heirarchy.

    It helps that you take to the religion and enjoy circus performances.

    Now on one of your stops to perform a special guest comes along to contribute his part in the great dawn (Eve) of the first messiah

    Language:
    English
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    3,854
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2673
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    The Journal of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang—an article hidden away for centuries, only to be so loosely translated from ancient Trollspeak by its young finder. Its torn pages and smudged ink left much to be desired. The multi-volume memoir would have told the tale of how the Marquise found her fate intertwined with that of her ill-fated lover, how they came to realize their quest to defy fate—and the futility of doing so, not knowing that the meek would finally inherit the peace they struggled so hard to achieve.

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    English
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    48,593
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Kudos:
    2
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    74
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    Sure, maybe you knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole thing couldn't have been dropped on you at a worse time.

    The aching reality is that you’re about to be involved in a war.

    An actual, all-encompassing ‘super sucks that I might not see my mid-to-late thirties’ kind of war.

    And fate, relentless bitch, went ahead and decided that right now has been the perfectly appropriate time to reintroduce the colossal fucking traitor you used to be in love with back into your life.

    Unbelievable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    175,818
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3925
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    Her Imperious Condesce has been trapped amongst the humans for centuries, and her patience has worn to the thinnest possible with the frail feeble things. In her boredom she has worked on human dna, abducting her "Grandaughter" Jane Crocker to test a New type of human, blended with alternian dna and cybernetics. But can Jane Crocker's new form muster up to the Condesce's Royal expectations? And would Jane even want to be such a monstrous almagamation?

    Yes, yes to all of that, of course Jane will, shes Perfect now.

    Note: Theres snuff at the end, if you don't want to see that, you will have a really strong idea of when to stop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,897
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    All the kids' parents have mysteriously been Out Of Commission. They find themselves in a foster care where they eventually meet through some unusual turns of events. They grow up together and learn about friendship (Better as a team!) romance (Intimacy is hard when you're an orphan.) and tragedy (Sometimes no one can change.) But as time passes, they uncover more about themselves and realize their lives are no coincidence.

    So the past, present and future collide.

    (Tags may change! I put in the most important/prominent ones in! There will probably be a lot more but I don't wanna be a tag-whore.)

    {On temporary hiatus}

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    9,543
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    "Your name is John Egbert, and you are going to flip your monumental shit if one more thing in your life changes."

    After a failed invasion in 1592, The Empress cut her losses and left all trolls who had fought in the Earth Wards for dead, not realizing that it was about 95% of her population. Troll and human society slowly merged, but stayed separated, with different stores, towns, schools, everything. But after a new law passed encouraging the mesh of troll and human society, one small town just outside of Seattle would be the first of its kind to host a troll and human highschool in the evenings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,630
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    607
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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, the Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    186,320
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1020
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    It was her shiny, shoulder length hair that drew you in, then her striking, almost inhumanly hued eyes that fastened you to her. Stamped and sealed your fate.

    Wide, young, stupid cyan bore into the most lovely of technicolor pinks.

    Just like that, you were the best of friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,535
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
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    crockercorp doing stuff

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    English
    Words:
    50
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,639
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    9259
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    Your name is Gamzee Makara and you are content with dying. The ships are approaching and the time for Conscription has come. You hold your moirail a bit tighter knowing that when you have to arrive, the drones will kill you both. A mutant and a sopor addicted indigo. You stand no chance. But, you are at peace holding your scared moirail for the few moments you have left.

    Karkat and gamzee face conscription fearing certain death but are surprised to both make it through alive unknowing of the other's survival.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,217
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    371
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    once upon a time, some dude Redd (me), was starting a cool story. he is so tired but whatever
    anyways sorry about that but ill be updating the summary as the story goes.

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    1,619
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    One choice, one action. For every one choice made another made an different one. So many timelines and variables. It's an consistent flow of what could have been, what can be, and should have happened. For every action there is an reaction... what if you choice differently? The world was not as bright as you thought it was. They sheltered you, they cared for you, and they loved you. You were in a world far more dangerous than you would ever know. There was a reason they ran and you were about to find out why.

    (Please read Our Journey before reading)

    Empress appears in Chapter 4

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,627
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2280
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    237,250
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1327
    Kudos:
    2358
    Bookmarks:
    541
    Hits:
    76710
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    Jane wake up you fuxked up big time!!

    Language:
    English
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    639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    40
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    From the moment of its first observation, the machine is split in two by interpretation. 

    (and you knew, you saw with your second sight, that loving him back would doom you to an endless drawn-out existence, alone in the stars. you did it anyway. you loved that boy with every feral-fierce scrap of you, and you would not change a single moment of your days with him, numbered though they were.)

    ———————
    character study for Psii, who deserved better, based on the robot art piece “can’t help myself”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Dave was always meant to be something greater than he was, and he always will be.
    That is, until he takes his fate into his own hands.

    -+=+-
    Tags, ratings, and warnings will be updated with each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,959
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    392
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,794
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    311
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6520

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