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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    58/?
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    61/?
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    2
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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    5/9
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    13
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    32
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    42/?
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    You may have thrown a monkey wrench into this situation, but what else could you do?

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    • Part 1 of SFW
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    12/?
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    There his kids, no matter what the government says. God help anyone who tries to take them away.

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    “The sea is emotion incarnate. It loves, hates, and weeps. It defies all attempts to capture it with words and rejects all shackles. No matter what you say about it, there is always that which you can't.” -Christopher Paolini, Eragon

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    The story we all know and love is over. The kids and trolls won The Game, and now they can finally rest on Earth C.

    That is until The Game decides that some people deserved a second chance.

    Four trolls which didn't get enough attention finally have a place in the spotlight... Or rather, were thrown into the said spotlight against their will.

    Well... Guess we're saving the world now...?

    (My first fanfiction, inspired by 09Pyros_09Hydros's fanfic "To Live A Normal Life? How Preposterous!" I love this fic and kiiiinda decided to do my own take on it? In this story, watch as trolls who are often ignored by canon and fanon alike turn into heroes!
    This was posted after the epilogue, but it doesn't follow it. Making this fic an alternative universe.)

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    I had a big summary here but then I realised it doesn't fit the story perfectly anymore so uh. Yeah. This is my excuse to shove a bunch of rarepairs into a steampunk/fantasy story with twists and murders and stuff. And lore.

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    21/?
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    He realized now, with this girl standing inches from his face, breathing heavily at him, how unreal the past 10 minutes had been. Was this some kind of dream? Did he take a spill and had passed out? Where was everyone else? Looking between the girl and the house in his hands filled him with a sense of intense surreality, as if his entire life was hinging on whether or not something to be seen would happen. Hinged on a coin flip.

    "Sburb Driver - Connected! Are you ready?"

    Somehow, John has never felt more ready than this. His entire life, leading up to this moment.

    "Henshin!"

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    She wasn't going to break this easily. She was a human. She was stronger than that.

    "I'm not scared." She said, after a quick nudge from the Empress's foot. It was less of a say and more of a cough, or maybe even a groan, but definitely not a full-hearted either of those two things. "I don't think I have any scare left in me, fish-face." She said, expecting a retaliatory kick to the spine like her insults had gotten her from the rest of the Empress's guard. But instead, she just heard a curious humming from behind her. "I don't think I have anything left in me, really." She spoke, simply and truthfully. Meenah's grin was razor sharp and wide enough to bite heads.

    "I'd be inclined ta disagree."

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    Eight strangers from all around the world find that they are psychically connected and are part of a subset of humans called Sensates. John's dealing with his ailing nanna, Rose has taken it upon herself to look into the mysterious Doc Scratch, Dave's already stressful living situation will not be fixed by hearing voices, Jade's grandfather is having an important business meeting with Jane's stepmother, current holder of both Skaianet and CrockerCorp, Jake is running his own wildlife preserve, and Dirk is on the run from social services.

    Happy 4/13~

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    2/?
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    If you take a wild animal and train it to do what you want, it will make it a good pet. Or at least that's what some persons thought.

    Jade Harley didn’t thought much about trolls.

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    1/?
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    "The birth of a universe is both instantaneous and infinite. As you sit at the edge, you can see it all."

     

    12 trolls influenced Alternian history, giving their descendants strength to play a game. An Outcast becomes a prophet, a hero becomes an example to the masses, a follower becomes a scribe. Their stories end in death but their choices will allow their descendants' stories to end in victory.

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    9/?
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    6
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    A Reapers Tale.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    In a time plagued by the division of a Kingdom, small villages are always the first and most brutal battle grounds. During the raid of her own village, is Aradia Megido in the midst of a decision that will change the course of her life. The once farm girl and Shepard- turned courtesan -is now at the mercy of the foreign world of the elite. Conquering the complicated and, sometimes, peculiar ways of nobility is one thing. Conquering the mysteries of her Lord and new employer are a bit more confusing.
    Equius Zahhak is a warlord, fabled in his country to be more beast than man and feared by any commoner bold enough to lay their eyes on him. However, it seems he has found a weakness within himself, one he can't help but indulge. A beautiful farm girl who's life became entwined with his due to his own impulsiveness. Not only must he quell the ongoing rebellion within the borders of his kingdom, but now he must face the battle field of human emotion and connection.

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    In a time plagued by the division of a Kingdom, small villages are always the first and most brutal battle grounds. During the raid of her own village, is Aradia Megido in the midst of a decision that will change the course of her life. The once farm girl and Shepard- turned courtesan -is now at the mercy of the foreign world of the elite. Conquering the complicated and, sometimes, peculiar ways of nobility is one thing. Conquering the mysteries of her Lord and new employer are a bit more confusing.
    Equius Zahhak is a warlord, fabled in his country to be more beast than man and feared by any commoner bold enough to lay their eyes on him. However, it seems he has found a weakness within himself, one he can't help but indulge. A beautiful farm girl who's life became entwined with his due to his own impulsiveness. Not only must he quell the ongoing rebellion within the borders of his kingdom, but now he must face the battle field of human emotion and connection.

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