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    Summary

    Each of the twelve trolls have a frightening encounter.

     

    [Basically just an excuse to write senseless body horror]

    Language:
    English
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    8,107
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    418
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    She wasn't going to break this easily. She was a human. She was stronger than that.

    "I'm not scared." She said, after a quick nudge from the Empress's foot. It was less of a say and more of a cough, or maybe even a groan, but definitely not a full-hearted either of those two things. "I don't think I have any scare left in me, fish-face." She said, expecting a retaliatory kick to the spine like her insults had gotten her from the rest of the Empress's guard. But instead, she just heard a curious humming from behind her. "I don't think I have anything left in me, really." She spoke, simply and truthfully. Meenah's grin was razor sharp and wide enough to bite heads.

    "I'd be inclined ta disagree."

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    34,388
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    9396
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    A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,190
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1872
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,938
    Chapters:
    15/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2383
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    The Handmaid will enlist the Condesce, extending the same bargain once offered to her. It will be the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal, expressed in terms plainly understood by the psychotically genocidal. The Condesce will serve as her new master's witch, carrying out—

    I am very sorry, was I not clear? I said "the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal." It is quite impossible for the Condesce to say,

    MEENAH: oh no beach youre not lurin me in that easy

    (Or: the Condesce avoids the whole plot of Homestuck simply by not playing along with Lord English’s plan. Even if it requires abdicating the throne and kidnapping her descendant.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    83
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    191,336
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    959
    Kudos:
    2085
    Bookmarks:
    504
    Hits:
    62125
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    You aren’t going to fool anyone, especially not yourself. Even though it very clearly wasn’t mutual at the time, you were kick-flipped completely fucking upside down the instant you had those eyes on you.

    You wish you’d known beforehand that this volatile little butterfly was going to sweep you up into a behemoth of a typhoon, and you’d be the one stuck cleaning up the destruction in its wake for years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,914
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    389
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    Which Condesce is this being on Earth for a good while?

    One of them.

    If none of these exactly feel finished - well, I might get to finishing them if I have ideas. But it felt better not to hold onto them forever while waiting for those ideas.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,842
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    59
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    Karkat's goal was always to be the first mutant threshcutioner, but he's alright being discovered by the Empress instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,411
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2948
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    10,539
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    95
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    The Alternian Empire sends a fleet to the Andromeda Galaxy to conquer its inhabitants. However, what they instead find terrifies them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    37
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    For your first conversation with a human other than the only other surviving person on the planet, you suppose it could’ve gone worse. This Jake guy ended up quite a lot more interesting than was previously expected. You anticipated a typical kid from a happy, normal family to be bitter about, but as it turns out, he’s almost as isolated as you are. His story sounded a bit farfetched, but you’d found yourself believing him because he just seemed so painfully... sincere.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,911
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4010
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    In a last ditch effort to approve her Restoration II class, Aradia Megido decides to bring out the big guns, and translates an old document from over four hundred years ago.

    The use of numbers as letters made it all the more hard to translate, so Miss Megido asks for your appreciation of both her ability and her patience when dealing with the ramblings of a blind seer from the dark ages.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    120,974
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2739
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    While clearing out the remnants of the Battleship Condescension, Sollux discovers a prisoner who won’t wake up. Meanwhile, lost in dreams, Feferi suspects her Ancestor isn’t gone for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    36
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    A month of kinktoberstuck, all centered around clowns ;o)

    1. Gamzee/Eridan/Feferi
    2. GHB/Mothergrub
    3. Marvus/Equius
    4. GHB/Gamzee
    5. Gam/Caliborn
    6. GHB/Equius
    7. GHB & Marvus
    8. Marvus/Cronus
    9. Gamzee/Nannasprite
    10. Gam/Horrorterrors
    11. Kurloz x2
    12. GHB/Darkleer
    13. GHB/Chahut
    14. GHB/Psiioniic/Condesce
    15. Kurloz/Cronus
    16. Chahut/Porrim
    17. Kurloz/Meulin
    18. GHB/Summoner
    19. Gamzee/Karkat
    20. Chahut/Marvus
    21. Gamzee/Equius
    22. GHB/Feferi
    23. Gamzee/Rose/Terezi
    24. Kurloz/The Codpiece
    25. Gamzee/Nepeta

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,402
    Chapters:
    25/31
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3353
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    You are Cronus’ lover! You’re his first and he’s so proud to be with you!

    This isn’t about him though, it’s about an old man who can’t get over how one little human could wrap him around their finger so effortlessly.

    This is about Dualscar seriously lusting after his son’s hot datemate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,625
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    376
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    In which SBURB/SGRUB never happens, life goes on, several things are changed, and new descendants come into play.

    Karcin Vantas is soon expected to enlist into the Imperial Military, and she fully intends to do so, and do everything possible to stay there. But, as with all long term plans, things tend to go wrong, and Karcin is no exception to this rule of thumb (and it fucking sucks).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,724
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    48
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    You were kidnapped from your planet to entertain the empress. Chosen specifically for your odd likeness to the one true desciple of the messiah's and your purple eyes.

    So you aren't treated bad. In fact they believe eye color is the equivalent to their strange hemospectrum heirarchy.

    It helps that you take to the religion and enjoy circus performances.

    Now on one of your stops to perform a special guest comes along to contribute his part in the great dawn (Eve) of the first messiah

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,169
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    958
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    Book One:

    Ultimate Hal is on a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,237
    Chapters:
    5/40
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194

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