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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    English
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    13/?
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    313
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    53
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    A roleplay written between me and a good friend of mine, She was the Dirk for this Rp and we decided that it was worth making a fic out of.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    Your name is ROXY LALONDE, and you live in ALPHEAUS with your pals, until one day the WindBreaker docks and you're asked to join it's crew.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and all your life as far as you can remember, which is a pretty damn long time by now, you've lived at this hidden temple to Apollo. You study medicine and music, keep the temple in good shape, say prayers, and occasionally take care of pilgrims who make their way here on religious journeys.

    Or at least you did, until the temple stopped getting visitors. You'd resigned yourself to living alone out here until Jake English, a young man wandering the world with a curse. He's "questing", he says, but the look of it is he's got no choice.

    You tell yourself you shouldn't, but it's hard not to bond over curses.

    (NaNoWriMo 2018 entry)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    37
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    701
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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    73
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    53/160
    Comments:
    24
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    859
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    In which the Kids and the Trolls go to the prestigious boarding school Skaia Academy, but none of them actually deserve being in the Academy. Hell, half of the squad cheated on the exams. Now that all of the kids have formed the official 'Diseased Bulge Fondler Squad' (at least, that's what Karkat called it) the fun times can really begin!

    Also, I added my OC (Megan Argentum) into this, but she doesn't really play that big of a part. This story is told from switching third person perspectives. Although this is meant to be comedic, this will have some more serious chapters.

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    Chapters:
    3/1000
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    50
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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the thieving Strider duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2642
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    When you're stranded alone on an island, you learn to be self-sufficient.

    That doesn't mean that sometimes you don't need help.

    (or, Jake has a panic attack for the first time. Dirk helps.)

    [Podficced version.]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.

    You lost your sealskin.

    Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    555
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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

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    Chapters:
    2/17
    Comments:
    11
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    182
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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not just about saving a life any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this - you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will - and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    45,082
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    15
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    750
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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    When Dave Strider was seven years old, he won his first fight against his older brother.

    (Please read author’s note for tws)

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    1/1
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    1
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    Jake English sends his old friend Jane the best birthday wishes he can muster on the cold evening of November 10th.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    27
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    Dirk isn’t afraid of drowning, he never has been. It would be a better way to die, getting away from here.

    (A voice in his dreams promises that he won’t die when he leaves, but Dirk never remembers when he wakes up. All he carries with him to the waking world is that strange sense of safety, unshakeable despite his own nagging doubts).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    65
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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    107
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    18
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    1061
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    The nagging, pulling feeling just at the edge of your perception. Something is indubitably, horribly off. You’re unable to place your finger on just what it is, unfortunately. But as you swing your legs out from beneath the swath of linens and fluffy blankets, the floor cold. You realize what’s missing.

    “Jake?” You call into the darkness, forcing your eyes to open wider in a shoddy attempt at letting more light into them. Then, silence. A long pause, filled by only the sound of the wind against the panes of glass in the window frame.

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    1/1
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    He'll complain about your habit, but you've managed to keep it contained to only after sex, which is to say, you smoke at least twice daily. But it's been a while, he's been busy with work, and he’s too exhausted to keep up with you at the end of the day. This trip was just what the two of you needed to spend some actual fucking quality time together. And some fucking-time together.

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    English
    Words:
    7,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    191
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    His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as I touch it, it sounds.

     

    Based on 'The Fall of the House of Usher' by Edgar Allan Poe

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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