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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    58/?
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    This is an Introductory chapter to a story, and I want to know how it sounds to others, please leave a comment!

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    1/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    Dave Strider is a famous director and screenplay writer. He lives in LA, close to his sister, Rose, and brother Dirk. Dave's usual writing spot is a cafe down the street, owned and managed by Rose. Today there is a new barista with a shit attitude.

    A world with a Mixed Troll/Human society. Dave and John have some mixed history together that dave isn't quite over, and Dirk owns a club in the city.

    This is not strictly a John x Dave, or a Dave x Karkat but an exploration of Dave as a character and witch choice he will make based off of his history and other circumstances. You will get moments of Davekat and moments of Pepsi-Cola but this story mainly revolves around Dave as a person.

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    18/?
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    5
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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

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    15/22
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    New Chicago is a labyrinth of argon, steel, circuits, and blood, each in every color of the rainbow. Roxy Lalonde shows up on its doorstep with a suitcase, a sniper rifle, and an assignment to guard the second most important person in the world: Jane Crocker, Heiress to the Crockercorp fortune.

    With a war raging on the Empire's borders, there shouldn't be anywhere safer than the capitol city. But between rebel attacks getting more and more ambitious and the Heiress' increasingly erratic behavior, Roxy finds herself in the middle of a dynastic conspiracy that threatens everything she's ever known about the world and her place in it.

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    On December 21st, 2012, the world /did/ end, but not in the way anyone expected.

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    9/?
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    14
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    "I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all." 

    In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.

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    Chapters:
    1/5
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    1
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    Dirk's been captured by a couple demons, and has to move to the absolute last-resort plan.

    (Prompted by whoever asked about how Dirk got the scars around his neck in Demon Eyes.)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    In which Dirk Strider is incapable of caring for his own well-being, and resorts to asking someone he has a shaky relationship with for help.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    72
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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    23
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    You are so fucking done. Your name is Dirk Strider, you’re a junior and that means you take the worst possible class out of all the shit high school can throw at you.

    Physics.

    Just to be clear, you don’t hate the subject, in fact, it’s one of your favorites after Robotics. The reason why you hate Physics actually has a name and sits next to you. And constantly tries to get in your pants.

    Jake Fucking English.

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    6/?
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    5
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    “I’d been eyeing you. Months, I watched you on your every day bark. Watched you mutilate my kind. Watched you conquer weaker and formidable demons alike. Yet you never caught wind of the most dangerous one.” He pricks red into your neck, and you hold back your hiss. “My crafty, bewitching, cunning boy.” He kisses down your throat, and murmurs. “May my mighty terrific champion fall down on his knees.”

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    TT: Is this more of your secret family life?
    GT: I was raised with him. I know how to get at the fella.
    TT: Okay, because I was starting to suspect the whole “mob family” thing again.
    GT: : )

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    1
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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

    (also known as the one where Dirk accidentally breaks up with Jake and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong in between.)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    I don’t take these things so personal anymore; I don’t think that it’s unbearable anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    6
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    “You know,” you say, when the drink warms your throat enough, “you know he’ll be cheesed as all-get-out.”

    “I know.” Dirk lifts hair from the body’s nape and plugs some wires he stripped off the shades. “I’m mad at myself all the time.”

    Then he does this funny thing, like a kiss, to the artificial skin just under the wire, at the base of the spine. You can see his breath: it mists and crackles like a fucking wisp.

    The AR opens his eyes.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    Jake finally ventures out beyond his backyard, but what he finds isn't what he expects, discovering a different kind of enticing adventure.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Jake English, a young page, soon knight. Respected and loyal, yet able to deceive if he must.
    Rose Lalonde, a skilled seer. Cunning and cool-headed, most of the time.

    Tensions are rising with the country of Skaia, and it is decided that the page and the seer will go as ambassadors and gifts to the opposing country of Incipispher with its new king. The servants of the castle don't cease to make things seem better about the the royals.

    Prince Strider, the cold shouldered prince Jake is chosen to serve. The servants are terrified for some reason, but for Jake, he can't help but be...entranced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,073
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97

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