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    Клип на песню "Песня мушкетёров" группы "Король и Шут".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

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    When you look at Dirk, laid out on the couch with his shades on his face and his chin tucked against his chest, you think he looks truly beautiful. He’s coated in the light of the sun and that thin little scar across his neck is this strange milky white-brown that makes you want to trace it with your fingers like you used to. His breathing is quiet, steady, you wonder what kind of dream he’s having and hope that it’s good. You reach your hand out, almost to take the glasses off, but instead you reach for the water you left on the coffee table and walk out onto the patio. He’ll wake up before the sun sets and you’ll get dinner, he’ll let you pick even though you feel immensely guilty over having picked the last four times. Then, you’ll watch tv, he’ll needle at you the whole time, and when he finishes his food he’ll disappear off into his lab for the night, leaving you out in the cold to wallow in all the pity you’ve been feeling for the last God knows how long.

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    There may be a little clickbait.

    Much to the annoyance of his friends, Dirk Strider takes up "being a bimbo" (while avoiding answering as many questions about this decision as he can).

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    Book One:

    Ultimate Hal is a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.

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    listen if the title doesn't sell you on this shitpost i dont know what else to tell ya

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    After the game, Dirk finds himself devoid of the knowledge of what needs to be done. In the months following, a lot happens. It leaves Dirk exhausted, and it takes nothing short of Roxy's persistence to get him out into the world again.

    After all, what better time to live out some old forgotten dream?

    Mission get Dirk Strider on a horse onto a horse and into the mountains of Earth C is a success. Little does Dirk know that while he's secluded in a quiet camp, one of his many torments would be joining him. The very same Jake English that he knows he broke the heart of in the game. Can they fix things?

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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    Somewhere in the swampy west of a coastal kingdom, a runaway and an ex-pirate get to know each other a bit better.

    This is a lengthy conversation in which Dirk is a man with strong ties to the royal family, and in which Jake is his guide and pseudo-boyfriend, though neither will admit the seriousness of their feelings for the other. Follow Jake through a series of flashbacks and a pesky internal monologue regarding where he stands with Dirk, and enjoy the debut of the Zrilshar Kingdom series!

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    Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.

    Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.

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    You've beat the game. So why don't you feel accomplished? Let's dive into that.

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    Having recently rekindled their romance, again, Jake goes all out planning a big surprise date for Dirk. Unfortunately, due to a previous misunderstanding, Dirk's reaction to the surprise is not quite what Jake was hoping for. Can their very precarious new/old relationship survive the day?

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    The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.

    In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.

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    On a world which is sort of like our own, sort of not, trolls and humans live side by side and everything is is a little bit more anachronistic, a little bit strange; full of steam engines, gentry, and mysticism. And if you happen to belong to the lucky 30-35% of the population who have a soulmate, their words will appear on your skin if they fulfil two conditions: They must convey a fundamental truth about said soulmate, and they must be clearly communicated to another person in their presence.

    Maybe Dirk wouldn't be so angry if he'd always been as uninterested as he claims. But the truth is he'd been desperate to have a soulmate, and coming to terms with his persistently unmarked skin had been hard. So when it finally turns up, way later than it ought to, and it can more or less be summed up as "I'm a lying liar who lies"? Oh, he's mad.

    Jake has always been a complicated relationship with the truth, even before he made an increasingly convoluted mess of his personal life - and more than anything, he's determined not to let his soulmate find him.

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    Dirk Strider, resident nerd, is stupidly in love with Jake English, resident football player. The Homecoming dance is coming up, and Roxy thinks that this is the perfect opportunity for Dirk to get his gay on.

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    Keith and Lance have remained relatively young after the events of the galra war due to Keith's galra ancestry and the altean abilities gifted to Lance by Allura.
    Over two-thousand years after the war, and after all the other paladins have passed away, a new empire arises to threaten the universe.
    The troll empress, the Condesce, has been conquering worlds for years at the fringes of the universe. As she moves in to take on more territory, Keith decides that it is once again time to find the lions and reform Voltron with new paladins to take on the Condesce before she can threaten the whole of the peaceful universe Voltron left behind.

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    This fic takes place 2,000 years after the events of the show, there will be spoilers if you have not finished the show. John, Jade, Dave, and Rose are the new paladins of the blue, yellow, red, and green lions. They are all each 21 years old. The troll kids, who will eventually make an appearance, are all 20 years old. Dirk, Roxy, Jake, and Jane will come in eventually too. Idk how long it's going to take but klance, davekat, rosemary, and probably some other ships are gonna be involved in this.

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    At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.

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    13/?
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    -==> Be Rose
    You can not be Rose right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Vriska
    You can not be Vriska right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Aranea
    You can not be Aranea right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Damara
    You can not be Damara right now. She is sleeping. You can be her later though.

     

    Is there anyone awake?

    -==> Be John

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    In between the amount of interkingdom conferences, meetings for setting up the Consort Kingdom to be self-governing, and whatever staggering amount of bullshit Jake's been working with as a star of whatever Hollywood 2.0 has set up for him, you decided to outstretch a (hopefully) helpful hand to help him relax, and he agrees.

    Now you're stuck in the middle of some fuck off deciduous rain forest with a whole lot of amphibireptiles that you’re unsure whether or not were invited, and a whole Jake English.

    You definitely needed more time to prepare.

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    Dirk is a barista in a small college town.
    Jake is a jogger and fellow student in said college town.
    They meet one faithful day when Jake stops by to get a cup of coffee and a muffin, and they both assume they'll never meet again, lest Jake stops by for coffee again.

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    English
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    1/?
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