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    "This is because we cheated isn't it?" Dave asked resisting the urge to sigh.

    "Three fucking sessions and this is the hoofbeastshit we have to deal with." Karkat snarled thoroughly fed up.

    "Well, as much as I enjoy the caterwauling these fiends won't dissipate while we stand around woolgathering." Rose remarked far too pleased.

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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    Dave had several realizations while he was on the meteor, about himself, his childhood, and his feelings towards his best friends. He is able to talk about them, but only with specific people. this is his journey of opening up, and getting the happiness he deserves.

    [Mostly Pesterlogs]
    [Possible NSFW in the future]

    TW: depression, child abuse,

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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

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    19/?
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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    A young lady is baking in her home. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of april of 2009 it is this young lady's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she'll finally tell her dad her actual name.

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    Skystuck season one

    So I had this idea while listening to some chill vaporwave and generally just zoning the fuck out, “what if I made, like, this cute funny sci-fi AU with DaveJadeKat and weird surreal things and just had a whole lotta fun with it”. The best ideas happen while procrastinating. And here you go, a few months and a bunch of drama later I’ve written, essentially, some sort of shameless space opera, and it’s been a journey so far. I’m still writing it, and posting the pre-written chapters slowly. Basically, the start of it is this: The government space freighter that Karkat works as a janitor on has been shot down by legendary space pirates that aren’t supposed to be real anymore. Dave, who is a nomadic scrapper, finds him in the wreckage, which sets off a chain of wild events in his life that he never asked for. So much shit’s gonna go down, you guys. So much.

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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.

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    Time is money.

    Karkat Vantas is a bartender who lives in the ghetto with a deadly secret.

    Jake English is a gun-happy gang leader who's made a life of stealing time from the rich.

    Dave Strider is a nearly immortal, famed director with a death wish.

    Dirk Strider is a Timekeeper haunted by ghosts from the past, who lives to uphold a corrupt system.

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    You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.

    You lost your sealskin.

    Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.

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    After the final battle, when all the loose ends are tied together, what becomes of the strings?
    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're beginning to remember.

    Post-canon, post-Masterpiece.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    34/?
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    Local man vores entire party to save the world; more at 8.

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    The following fanfiction contains course language, and due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    13/?
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    44/?
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    Dirk was born with failing eyesight and light sensitivity issues. Now 19 years old and starting his second year of University. After previously living alone, he finds himself suddenly forced to have a a room mate, following a trip down the stairs.

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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    This story is going to be based off a pin I found on Pinterest where I think it was a conversation on Tumbler, idk, but basically, someone said something like: "What if we were all trolls in our past lives and Andrew Hussie is the only one who remembers so he made Homestuck to jog some memories and the people who are in the fandom are the only ones who subconsciously remember."

    Basically, this is what this story is about. You can put in your own characters as well :)

    Warning: Knowing me, this story is going to experience some long ass hiatuses between chapters :b

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Chapters:
    60/160
    Comments:
    27
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    1
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