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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

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    6/?
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    23
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    4
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    You are so fucking done. Your name is Dirk Strider, you’re a junior and that means you take the worst possible class out of all the shit high school can throw at you.

    Physics.

    Just to be clear, you don’t hate the subject, in fact, it’s one of your favorites after Robotics. The reason why you hate Physics actually has a name and sits next to you. And constantly tries to get in your pants.

    Jake Fucking English.

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    6/?
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    5
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    “I’d been eyeing you. Months, I watched you on your every day bark. Watched you mutilate my kind. Watched you conquer weaker and formidable demons alike. Yet you never caught wind of the most dangerous one.” He pricks red into your neck, and you hold back your hiss. “My crafty, bewitching, cunning boy.” He kisses down your throat, and murmurs. “May my mighty terrific champion fall down on his knees.”

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    TT: Is this more of your secret family life?
    GT: I was raised with him. I know how to get at the fella.
    TT: Okay, because I was starting to suspect the whole “mob family” thing again.
    GT: : )

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    2/?
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    8
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    1
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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

    (also known as the one where Dirk accidentally breaks up with Jake and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong in between.)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    72
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    99
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    19
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    I don’t take these things so personal anymore; I don’t think that it’s unbearable anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    4
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    54
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    Jake English, a young page, soon knight. Respected and loyal, yet able to deceive if he must.
    Rose Lalonde, a skilled seer. Cunning and cool-headed, most of the time.

    Tensions are rising with the country of Skaia, and it is decided that the page and the seer will go as ambassadors and gifts to the opposing country of Incipispher with its new king. The servants of the castle don't cease to make things seem better about the the royals.

    Prince Strider, the cold shouldered prince Jake is chosen to serve. The servants are terrified for some reason, but for Jake, he can't help but be...entranced.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    89
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    Dirk has a routine and that routine includes a certain spot. So what happens when someone else comes along and disrupts that routine and takes his spot?

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Kudos:
    20
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    1
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    372
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    it’s cold but dirk is happy with his husbands

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    7
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Jake English is a minor celebrity of the sublight net who often goes on intragalactic adventures to amazing locales to share his excursions with his lovely followers. It can be very good press for new interstellar tourist traps, so he's used to being hired to check out new vacation spots.

    When his old friend Jane hires him, Jake winds up on Alcyone to promote the new resort CrockerCorp has opened there. There's but one small, remarkable detail about the planet: it's covered entirely in breathable liquid.

    It would make a perfect tourist trap. Shame it's already inhabited.

    (A very weird AU, in which humans try to settle a big waterworld to build a tourist hotspot, and the native mers enact castle doctrine.)

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    "Wait, so, I'm essentially a magical girl?"
    "I mean, if that's how you want to think of it, then sure."

    After an incident leaves Roxy with magic powers and a small animal mascot, what else is there to do but fight crime in a frilly skirt? Includes, but isn't limited to, useless lesbians, references to magical girl animes, Roxy forcing Karkat to beta her fanfiction, Dave's nationwide hero discord, Dance students, emotional bonding, and just a little bit of magic to top it all off.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    2
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    55
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    A shared childhood and love for music was what it took for brothers Dirk and Dave Strider, two laidback 26-year-olds, to become dynamic DJ and producer firestorm duo The Striders. The hit “unite+synchronize” destroyed dance floors across the globe in 2014, launching the two artists onto the forefront of the EDM scene. The brothers became instant festival hits with their ever-evolving performances and today their iconic triangle glasses are worn by fans worldwide.

    Dave is recognized for his dedicated use of turntables with a mash of dubstep, trap and bass-boosted garage-inspired drops that subwoofers love. Dirk transcends with his polished trance-house and glitch hop beats used to produce infectious headbangers. In the studio, they come together to produce the acclaimed “Striderian” sound.

    They are respected for the zeal with which they host “Casa de Strider”, a weekly SiriusXM sponsored podcast. It became a listener favorite with their easy demeanor and metaphorical banter accompanied by their own mixes and weekly track picks.

    The two artists credit their success and current Las Vegas DJ residency to the support of manager Karkat Vantas, who signed them with LOHAC records before their rise to fame.

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    2/?
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    24
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    4
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    147
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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

    Update Every Friday at 12:00 pm Mountain time!

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    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    6
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    430
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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    English
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    1,879
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    297
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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    Unfortunately, the ghosts of the past don't seem to want to rest.

    This started as a shameless fluff series, but a plot's definitely taken shape.

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    English
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    30,878
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    969
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    You were 7 years old the first time you saw a dragon ...

     

    (Posted in wattpad as Dragonstuck x reader (homestuck au fanfiction) by HealerSilverEyes)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    181
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    Jake is the last person alive in his village and he's surrounded by dark forest as far as the eye can see.
    He has made this place into as much of a paradise as he could, but the loneliness is an unfavourable companion.

    This is a lovestory about two lonely boys who reach out and find each other, even across the divide between worlds.

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    English
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    4,194
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    90
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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    English
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    16,300
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    212
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    Karkat Vantas was visiting his father's grave one day after school. Dave was running from Bro. Running into each other might end up being the best thing or the worst thing that ever happened to them.

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    English
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    10,998
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    510

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