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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to honor a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

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    50,368
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    9/?
    Comments:
    52
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    96
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    12
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    1000
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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    23,144
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    94
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    21
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    459
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    Chapters:
    138/138
    Comments:
    899
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    1374
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    85
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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    11,107
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1093
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Chapters:
    43/44
    Comments:
    2406
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    2680
    Bookmarks:
    373
    Hits:
    46828
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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    133,058
    Chapters:
    64/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2533
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    Dirk Strider, immortal god and co-creator of a new universe, hooks up with a sexy older scientist. It's totally casual, except for the part where he falls in love. Can Dirk explain the plot of Homestuck without losing him forever?

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    38,270
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    352
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    English
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    85,135
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1121
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    What happens when you mix hostile trolls with a bunch of annoying humans? Shenanigans. Romance and friendships are on their way and the banter is endless.

    But always keep in mind, nothing is what it seems.

    Language:
    English
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    1,450
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    504
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    442
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    Bookmarks:
    71
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    You shouldn't have mentioned anything to your friends.

    You shouldn't have opened that message.

    You shouldn't have opened the door.

    But you did, and now, you're stuck with too big of a responsibility for such a small being.

    And you're regretting it all. Or are you?

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    English
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    6,095
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    134
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    Dragons form bonds with humans in order to keep a treaty made between the two species to ensure peace and now Jake English is ready for his bond to be made to his dragon.

    Language:
    English
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    50,301
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    519
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    In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    342
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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

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    English
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    27,402
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    204
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    Jane’s adventures in exploring her friend’s cooking styles.

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    English
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    895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    In the kingdom of Derse, where all races, classes, and castes of people worked and played, they all at one point or another looked to the violet spires of the royal castle and wished they could be Dirk Strider. And with the royal birthday masquerade gala on the horizon, his country and his people seem a little brighter. But beyond the furthest reaches, beyond Prospit and its outskirts, one young girl named Jade Harley will dream beyond her orphan life and befriend the highest of royalty. But is trouble lurking beyond the fanfare of the masquerade?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,437
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    261
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223,209
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    1042
    Kudos:
    1621
    Bookmarks:
    299
    Hits:
    28068
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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

    Update Every Friday at 12:00 pm Mountain time!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,465
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    894
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    One thousand dollars.

    That’s what Dirk’s tail is worth today.

    One thousand fucking dollars.

     

    Bro runs an illegal buy-in bike race during which participants try to catch Dirk in the city.

    Nobody's caught him yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    259
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    Roxy writes a letter to her friends who died and her friends who watched her die

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    31

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