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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Dirk Strider is one of the last survivors of Outcast society, living nomadically in the long-abandoned urban wastelands outside the walls of the Elite: the fast-advancing technological hub and corporate ruling class. After a series of airstrikes has devastated what little means he had to scrape by, he is left desperate to save his dying sister.

    Jake English is just trying to find the nerve to go outside.

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    Dirk and Dave Strider need to get a job. Fortunately for them, the local bakery is hiring, and the pastries produced are so good… you could call it magic!

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    Taliesin [REDACTED] exists. Its quite unfortunate considering they've spent the last few years stuck in a glitched out session of SBURB. While the fated single player session should have been dead, Taliesin was not rewarded that. Instead, they ended up with a version of the game that was near unplayable due to the corrupted code from someone else's universe and game. What happens when they send a message out into the vast multiverse after years of trauma and loneliness?

    The answer is quite simple.

    They reach the canon session. The session we all know and love.

    Chaos ensues.

    This was written as a self indulgent work for me, the author and I have decided to share it with the internet.

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Jake can't wait for Dirk to visit on spring break.

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    John knew Terezi wouldn’t make him do anything to screw up the timeline worse, but he was a little conflicted about one of the items on the scarf. Of course, some of the stuff was probably for her own amusement, stupid jokes that she’d never get to see play out. But he had to believe that in general, she wanted things to be okay as much as he did. This request seemed… too serious to be a joke, anyways. It was just about the only thing she’d asked of him that didn’t directly involve her.
    Something about that made him nervous. She was a Seer. There was stuff she knew that he couldn’t. No matter how much it frustrated him, how much
    she frustrated him, he trusted her. He had to. Everything depended on it. Still… he didn’t like what it implied.
    “The Page must stay mortal.”

    Or: Jake wakes up on LOMAX when he knew he was meant to be on Prospit. Things are in motion, and he isn't there for them. He's stuck. Human. And there's no going back.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

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    Karkat, an outlaw and gunslinger due to his mutated blood, has been on the run his entire life. He only wants to survive, but at what cost?

    After once more getting forced out of his old job and home, he found a small town in the middle of the desert. It seemed inconspicuous enough for him to lay low for a while, so he decided to stay and look for a job.

    It felt like the town accepted him and were happy to have a new face around, however the Strider ranchers, the only ones able to employ him, don't trust him.

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    June egbert has always been strange she has tiny nubs on her head and she bleeds fuchsia blood and that's only on a physical level (complete rewrite in progress)

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    Dirk partakes in Summerween shenanigans and ends up having sex with a ghost. Repeatedly. He invites the sickly Victorian cornball to share his home and body for profit, but mostly because he's a lonely motherfucker.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???

    A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.

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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

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    Português brasileiro
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    Dirk, the manipulator of timelines, the one man who took control of the narrative to begin a new session, an unstoppable force, was losing at Chess to a Lord English Wannabe. A voice who he'd assumed was just his own desperate imagination trying to rekindle some image of his former love for some joy now sat before him, a victorious Jake from a Timeline much different than his own. Dirk refused to leave this dream without one win.

    "Again."

    (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!)

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    What happens when the world throws everything at you, pushing you to the brink of tears!? Well that happens with June and Her friends!!!
    She started highschool a few months ago with Her childhood friends, meeting new people and making..rivals!? She's just about to lose Her mind with everything going on.

    A (sorta) slice of life mainly about June,Rose,Dave and Jade +Many,many others. What will they do when things get hard for them?....

    Become distressed.

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    A chatfic for homestuck, they're back at it again chatting online yeah, I may or may not give this thing a plot but until I figure that out its going to be random interactions over text

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    1/?
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    He's possibly the most incorrectly built human you've met, but that's kind of rude to say, and you shouldn't even be thinking it. The way his limbs stretch out and fasten together like they're the wrong pieces forced together, the way his words are disjointed and stiff, the way he tries so hard to act so cool but can never hide the visible discomfort in his posture. He is the sole reason your world changed and started crumbling, but you can't blame him for just being himself. It's hard to know whether you are also plagued with his discomfort in life or if you somehow wish you could be so true to yourself like he is. All you can really tell is that he makes you so viscerally curious that you can't help but want to figure out what makes him tick and how to fit his bones in their proper place.

    This shouldn't be how you feel about him. He's not your friend, he's not interested in you, and there's so much wrong with how you're feeling.

    --
    work begins in highschool but won't stay in highschool
    the preamble to my work "oh tiny love" so yeah nonverbal dirk ftw
    johns not homophobic but he sure fucking seems like it (smh)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    45
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    5
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    In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.

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    5/?
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    35
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    4
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    Dirk left his siblings behind and moved upriver for the work. As a jeweler, he'd have a better chance to sell his creations in the annoyingly ritzy river bazaar, and he needed the coin.

    The last thing he expects is to earn the attention of a handsome bookbinder, but Dirk has no problem with a ill-advised one night stand.

    He's less prepared for the consequences of sleeping with a tradesman.

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    English
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    8,358
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    49
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    199
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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