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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    You don't have any interest in going to the annual get-togethers that your ectobiological sister hosts several times throughout any given year, but it's different if you're going to be moral support.

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    Dirk comes home from class to find that the heat is out at the apartment he shares with roommate-turned-something Dave. They get by.

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    The murder of Trokil Gorute seems, upon first glance, utterly mundane.

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    Dirk is a wandering swordsman, with a unique tree-transformed blade. Trekking along the countryside with an orphan Dave in tow.

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    Dave glares at the puppet.
    Cal glares back.
    Dave loses this contest when Bro smears the pads of his fingers across the tip of his cock. He hisses.

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    Dirk and Dave are driving up to New York for the holidays, but a blizzard forces them to stop at a motel for the night. Shenanigans ensue.

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    In a world where SBURB was never played, Dave Strider finds himself face to face with a stranger in his room in the middle of the freaking night with an uncanny resemblance to his own brother. If his brother was 16 years old and not on the precipice of 30 something. This guy called "Dirk" claims he's from the future?

    What the hell is going on?

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    While Dave's away, Dirk likes to call often to shoot the shit and pass the time. But as horny incestuous brothers are, some things get a little heated.

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    It's not that Bro's a bad guy (but he is), it's just that you haven't been trying hard enough to save him (because you can't).

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    In which fifteen-year-old Dirk Lalonde meets poor unsuspecting art teacher Dave Strider for the first time, and we learn that he has never had any chill at all (but Dave used to, kind of.)

    (Prequel to "risky business" and "say my name")

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    How the hell do you handle the first month of school when you had drunken phone sex with one of your students over the summer?

    Turns out, not very well.

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    THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER.

    —or—

    homestuck’s all stars all fuck

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    Thing is, if things had worked out alright, on either end, we would have been there for each other for the rest of our lives. I know Bro would never have let me go without at least some form of contact, and Dirk was supposed to be raised by somebody, not stranded all alone out in the middle of the ocean with just computers and text messages for company.

    (No wonder he’s a bit odd.)

    We were supposed to know each other inside out. We were supposed to protect each other. Instead, he tells me with casual offhandedness about friends he used to have, or some of the things Jake would say.

    Instead, I try to mince around the topic of Bro, and just don’t look Dirk in the eye when he goes without shaving for a few days.

    Title comes from two songs - Sunshine and Atlantic by Keane.

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    Le jour où sa mère meurt, Dave, 17 ans, apprend qu'il avait un frère jumeau dont il avait été séparé durant son enfance. Et à présent, il va venir vivre avec lui. Tandis que Dave et Dirk essayent d'apprendre à se connaître et à gérer cette situation nouvelle et inhabituelle, des sentiments enfouis vont ressurgir... et d'autres vont se former. Malheureusement, tomber amoureux de son frère jumeau n'est généralement pas la meilleure des idées.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Welcome to a bunch of my smuts, all of them are Stridercest. Enjoy, you little nasties.

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    Dirk can't understand spoken words but that doesn't stop him from liking Dave. If anything it helps.

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    Dave and Dirk come home to Bro after a long night of crashing parties, stealing candies, and being generally delinquent.

    Dirk and Bro worked too hard on their costumes.

    Dave wants a bath, and earns one.

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    Two hot magic users + two familiars + two accidentally summoned fox demons = ???

    Written for Polyswap Fall Miniswap 2018.

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