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    An original work set on Earth C outside of meat and candy, a disastrous 6 player nightmare is about to take place. Featuring no time players, an unnecessary amount of glitter, blood mixing with said glitter, girlbosses and malewives, mental anguish, and overall a complete lack of competency.

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    You'd been thrown face-first into a tier one sprite, as far as you were concerned, but the memories are a little foggy. That part, you suppose, is just one of the perks of having been two separate people before ascending to god tier.

    And no one gets it.

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    Dave takes Karkat to see a sunrise.

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    Your name is TEREZI PYROPE.

    You have been searching the depths of the FURTHEST RING for CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND, PRETEENHOOD NEMESIS, TEEN SWEETDIAMOND, and POSSIBLE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, VRISKA SERKET, for what may or may not have been THREE MONTHS.

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    Near the start of her search for Vriska, Terezi is offered a choice.

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    4/10
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    "I meant actual modern English when we were younger. It's a miracle that either of us can speak at all, given our upbringing. You at least had the carapacians to teach you how to exist in a society but I, by all accounts, should be absolutely feral."

    A series of snapshots from the lives of Skaia's chosen children, vaguely alluding to the concept of ultimate selves.

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    Shiro absolutely hates himself. Shiro absolutely hates himself for wanting Keith the way he does. Shiro absolutely cannot believe himself with his bold approach to asking his best friend out on a date.

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    Ten years after winning the game, Jake suggests that he and Dirk try dating again. Still nursing his childhood crush, Dirk leaps at the chance, but slowly discovers that he might have bit off more than he can chew. Eventually, he has to learn to give in and trust Jake.

    This is mostly kinky porn, with a bit of a plot threading everything together.

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    5,900
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    2/?
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    29
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    3
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    After a fantastic night, June now must face the consequences of her actions.

    Chapter 1: Includes pancakes
    Chapter 2: June/Roxy
    Chapter 3: June/Nepeta

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    English
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    3/3
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    2
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    5/5
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    john and karkat have complicated emotions and individual views and experiences of romance, but sometimes things work out for a little bit and they don't need to be talked about. otherwise known as: john and karkat fall asleep to movies on the couch, and end up snuggling in karkats bed, because sometimes implications and intents and everything else can be put aside for the next day and you can just enjoy a moment while its here.

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    That's the thing, with the eight of you (or two, or four, depending on how you split up, or ten, or twenty, depending on how many people invite themselves over to your house). Together, you're a constellation. It doesn't take one star, but a multitude, and based on which ones are brightest in each season, the shapes in the sky are different

    Downstairs, Dirk and John and Jade are one part of a constellation right now, and you and Roxy are another, and Rose and Kanaya make a different piece, and all in one you make a galaxy, or a universe, or something unexpectedly simple, like a family.

    Roxy pinches your arm. “Cheesy.”

     

    After the game, they all fall into each other's orbits, one way or another.

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    2/?
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    "I don’t think there’s any reason she needs to hear about all that grotesque tomfoolery of our youth, and I don’t think it’s good for her."

    “Jake, she deserves to know who her parents are, and what it took for us to be here with her now. That, all of that, is part of her story and always will be, whether she lived it herself or not."

     

    When is the right time to tell your child about how you grew up all alone? Or how you created the universe you're living in? Or how many times you died in the process? Dirk and Jake disagree on the answer, and their discussion on the matter takes an unexpected turn, and yields unexpected consequences.

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    In an alternate universe taking place before the epilogues and homestuck 2 where nothing I don't want to happen has happened, on a post-game earth C a strange contagious condition appears that turns people into huge MILFs. I have at least four other chapters in this series planned but there is likely to be more.

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    4/?
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    Some days it's just easier, hanging out with Dirk.

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    (A DETERMIBENT FANVENTURE NOVELIZATION)

    Reality unfolded, and colapsed into quantum states as the Furthest Ring shattered into nothingness, collapsing inwards towards a vast, spiraling, massive green hued Black Hole.

    The white nothingness of reality behind it was but a mere backdrop as things were pulled inwards, shard by shard by shard.

    A derailment of reality had occurred.

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    a look into various points in jane and jake's life as they make their way through their newly acquired adulthood

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    One warm summer afternoon, Rose opens up to her partners Jade and Kanaya about some of her fears. Seeking comfort, all three women discover something they didn't know before.

    A short JadeRoseMary drabble set in the Born of Want AU based on a little idea I had the other day.

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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    15,379
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    TG: so
    TG: karkat vantas
    TG: put your doggoddamn suit on
    TG: come outside
    TG: get in the fucking car
    TG: we are going to your very first human wedding

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    English
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    19,129
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    8/?
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    35
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    125
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    written for iinternet hate machiine - a Sollux Captor zine, artwork by thermporia .

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    3
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    38
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