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You are one of the best vampire hunters in your order, and you'll do anything to be acknowledged as such. But facing the very worst example of the monsters you're supposed to be hunting? That's a little outside of your paygrade.
The problem isn't surviving, though. The problem is when he sees right through you.Series
- Part 1 of Beginner's Guide to Hematophagia
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13 Nov 2025
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Keon Lacove was a 20 year old design major studying the arts, alongside his best friend Aya Flores. While regretfully making a deal to attend a party and help Aya with her crush, he is introduced to the one and only; Ajax Coles. Not only was he Aya's pursuit, but he was painfully making way into Keon's heart too. The longer their communication remained, it undoubtedly became clear. There really was no one else like him.
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16 Aug 2025
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Karkat and Dave's "movie nights" have been ending in sloppy makeouts for years, but they've never gone further than that, and they continue to insist to themselves (and everyone else) that they're just best bros. But one night, when Dave suddenly absconds after being uncharacteristically forward physically, Karkat decides to do something stupid that ends up working out for both of them.
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31 May 2025
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When a young and inexperienced Dark Mage summons a demon to work in his bakery, he's not looking for much. When that Demon gets frustrated with him adhering so strictly to the contract's terms it cannot claim his soul, she gets frustrated enough to...renegotiate. It's a shame their summoner has no idea what they're doing.
Originally written from November to December of 2021 on Fiction.live, and now edited and cleaned up for presentation elsewhere. Though the story will feature suggestive content, it will not contain anything explicitly sexual until its ending.
Updates every other day.
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11 Nov 2024
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You don’t really know Sollux Captor.
Or, you guess you do in certain senses. Not the ones that matter, though.
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In which two trolls parkour amateurishly through the quadrants.
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16 Jun 2024
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Fuckdamnit, he seems to have picked up that Dave goes all weak every time he shifts, even though he obviously doesn’t get why. Now he’s moving around as he speaks, their crotches grinding together haphazardly, and his lips are moving close to Dave’s face and his eyes have tiny flecks of red in them and his nails are pressing into his wrists and-
Oh no. Oh fuck.
(Wrestling turns into accidental frottage, which i turn turns into some awkward teenage exploration of xenobiology. Fumbly smut with a lot of talking, thoughts and feelings.)
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10 Jun 2024
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When Dove goes grimdark, she has a weird fixation with Karkat. What could she possibly want from her? Through several failed escapes from her captor, Karkat begins to realize that her feelings for Dove may be a little bit less platonic than she had previously thought.
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07 Jun 2024
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"I know it's not a nice solid dumpster," said the douche in a rumpled three-piece suit, "but the roof's not too leaky most days."
Karkat managed somehow to tear his eyes away from the kitschiest sword stand ever and its glittery hopefully-fake diamonds and give the man a long, unamused, unimpressed stare.
He hoped it was unimpressed. Apartment, his ass, this was a fucking penthouse suite. There were highly polished wooden floors everyfuckingwhere and marble countertops with inlaid fake-gold patterns (dear lord he hoped fake) and a chimney with a flatscreen showing a badly pixelated fire and faced by a fur rug.
It was ridiculously gaudy. It was also ridiculously expensive.
Bring a lot of your whores back here, Hefner? Karkat didn't retort, because hey, he was standing right here, wasn't he.
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16 May 2024
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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14 May 2024
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Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide by sicklekind
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Sep 2015
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A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
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07 Apr 2024
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Karkat escapes his home planet from being culled with the help of his friends. After sweeps of travel he crash lands on a distant planet named Earth. Lost and confused, a really cool human takes him in and helps him navigate his new life on Earth.
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05 Apr 2024
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This whole situation seems like it’s ripped straight out of one of your favorite romance movies. One main character embracing the other in the rain to console them. In this fantasy you can see it ending with the pair passionately sharing a kiss with one another to show their love in the darker arch of the movie. Too bad this isn’t fantasy, though.
The reality is your old high school acquaintance is awkwardly hugging you in light drizzle while the two of you are covered in mud and grass because you’re a shitty little baby who is crying over the fact that Dave wont let you kill yourself. You’ll make sure to add this one to the ever growing collection of “Things that keep me up at night”.
*Under construction lmao
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04 Apr 2024