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TG: why does it feel like im missing something huge
TG: like
TG: i feel like how id imagine id feel like after getting hit by a bus and losing all my memories of the past like three years
TG: except i have all these memories anyway
EB: …
TG: but they dont feel real
TG: they feel like falsifications of reality just there to cushion the wads of empty space left while im lying in a fucking coma
TG: they feel like gross coma lie memories john
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After meeting up for an arrange dinner, a famous internet celebrity, Dave Strider, and the CEO of an ad agency, Karsen "Karkat" Vantas, the two of them discover they have little in common. Only thing they enjoy doing together is poking fun at each other. After their meal, Dave runs into a young man and gave him his number, only to find that some other man just asked John Egbert on a date.
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When Terezi regains the memories of two more lives, she knows she needs to fix things.
At a picnic that will distort the fate of reality and the narrative it occupies, John isn't feeling that hungry.A fic that was initially meant to just be shipping, but now it's kind of a whole third epilogue.
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Everyone has a soulmate. It's a fact of life, made indisputable by the slim red string tied to your finger from birth. You can't even remember when you first learned about the phenomenon; it's just something that you know to be true. Something you learned so young that it's ingrained in who you are. You have a soulmate. Someone who, according to fate, is a perfect match for your particular brand of bullshit. Weird.
Inspired by this post by homeiswherethestuckis, aka Java_bean
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Sollux stormed off after an argument with Aradia and is now stranded on Candy Earth C. As the only one left on this planet who knows what's really going on, he's decided he's officially stopped giving a fuck about continuity and finally moved on with his life, or at least what's left of it.
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Seven years after the events of Forewarned, it is time for June Egbert to face Lord English. Another Egbert had done it before in another reality with far less foresight, of course--but that Egbert hadn't known they were dragging seven kids to their death. Can she do it...and can she live with herself if she does?
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- Part 2 of Forewarned Canon
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This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.
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My Herostuck Academia by Tiger_Music
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Dec 2019
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Karkat Vantas is used to the fact that he will always end up with the shitty short straw. Not only is he a mutant but ended up Quirkless, both horrible on their own but put together, you might as well put yourself to death to save society the trouble. But then an incident happens to him that causes him to re-think his future along with a possible threat on the horizon.
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- Part 1 of My Herostuck Academia
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Some time after Dave's ascension, Jade Harley shows up on June Egbert's doorstep with bags deeper than black holes under her eyes.
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“Now, though, John was chasing a lead. It was admittedly a vague lead at best, but there were reports of another person hospitalised with mysterious bites. Not dead, they were never dead— although John didn’t know why —but dizzy and scared and unable to describe much more than a young, handsome face that only looked a little ashen, and then a sharp pain and a fuzzy feeling. By now, that face was becoming predictable and easy to track, which might have been worrying if John had given a single Goddamn shit.”
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- Part 1 of Love Bites
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Sometimes hunting monsters can be difficult when one of them decides she wants to hunt you down before you get to her.
(aka John, Jake, and Dirk are monster hunters and a lot of bullshit happens)
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- English
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- 1/?
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- 4
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- 42
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John and Dirk are spare wheels as far as their very coupled off friends are concerned. They get paired off as the only single ones in the group and get close. And then they get married, as a joke, as a fuck you to their friends who want them to settle down and as a way to solidify their beautiful bromance. It's the biggest game of gay chicken you've ever seen. It ends happily ever after.
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You’re exploring the Human Kingdom in some kind of disguise one day, when you find a myth book about… you. Not all of you, not the whole group and all of the gods, but you specifically. The Seven Deaths of the Prince of Heart. Dramatic, you think. There’s no way you died that many times.
Seven myths regarding the Prince of Heart's deaths, and how they actually happened.
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In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.
Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.
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When June Egbert has an impromptu coming out to her best friend, she realizes that it's about time she does the same for her other friends. The unexpected arrival of Terezi Pyrope throws a wrench into her plans, and she must adjust both to changing how she was going to come out to the people closest to her, as well as how she will deal with the spark of red blossoming between the two and Terezi's own opinions on her transition.
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Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.
A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays.
Cover art here!
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- Part 1 of The Etaverse
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- English
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- 14,393
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- 10/24
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- 4
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It's always meat or candy for you, but have you ever think about what would happen if John would have choose none ?
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of boys and kisses by EnbyJunoSteel
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck Epilogues, Homestuck 2
10 Dec 2019
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Sexuality crisis aside, you are afraid it might be Vriska.
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- English
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- 2,049
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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June goes for a walk and ends up speaking with Rose
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Can't We Just Have A Normal F***ing Relationship For Once??? by GayDepressedAsian
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2019
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Dirk meets Jake drunk at a bar in a club not far off the Midnight City.
They become so you say, "friends with benefits"
But when one grows more infatuated with the other, hell breaks loose.
Idea originated from: Lover Boy by Zec