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    “Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”

    Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.

    To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:
    “Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”

    That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.

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    TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.

    Jam Fic.

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    4/?
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    "You know what I'm looking forwards to the most, Carter?" He asks.

    "No, what?" You ask back.

    "Not having lived the same damn year three times over," he smiles, a rare, genuine one. "Sure, I've lived it in different places, and gone to different places... but I don't know what's coming next after today and I'm EXCITED."

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    21/?
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    30
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    3
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    116/116
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    760
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    1138
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    1/17
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    The coffee shop was tucked away in a troll neighborhood, but the new subway line brought more humans than expected. Nepeta didn't mind the little mammals, and definitely didn't mind the boost in business, but when one of them makes her see spades... Well, no one said hatemance was easy.

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    6/?
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    A High School AU where John is a quarterback for the football team, and Tavros is...Tavros.

    I had to.

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    19/?
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    Kankri can't date unless his brother, Karkat, dates first, so Kankri's wooer (Cronus) pays the school's cool kid to go out with Karkat. Things can't go wrong, right?
    A story about a very unique way to fall in love and get yourself a boyfriend.

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    English
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    3/?
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    6
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    43
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    5
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    423
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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    English
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    11/30
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    90
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    127
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    13
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    1348
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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    13
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    54
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    8
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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    5/?
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    Newly promoted, Dave takes on the role of personal knight to the prince. Despite his sister's concerns, he feels confident that he has everything under control. That is, until he meets John. Swept up in a sudden attraction, can he ignore his feelings and carry out his job as intended? No. No he can't.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you fell from the sky.

    You hadn't meant to; you were trying to make a wish by catching a fallen star by the tail. The star turned out to be stronger than you. Now, on Earth, alone and unsure of yourself, what can you do except find someone who might believe? And what do you do when you yourself start to question?

    (NaNoWriMo 2017 entry)

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    21/25
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    Karkat is on the run because he a magician. Narrowly avoiding death, Nepeta and her friends heal him and inadvertently start a revolution centuries in the making.

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    11/?
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    You didn’t want pity.
    But that’s what you got from them.
    So you forced yourself to stop sleeping around, and just spent time alone at home when you usual been tangled in the sheets with someone. But through that you started to grow restless. Life felt boring. But along with everything seeming more boring, you started to get anxious. You didn’t quite understand why, and it bothered you. The anxious turned into nights where you couldn’t sleep, and that meant you got even more stressed. It was a cycle that started to take its toll.

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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    English
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    8,069
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    39
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    6
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    The reader is female in this one, you're also a low-blooded troll. You're kind of a nervous shy person in this one so, sorry if you aren't. I'm also pretty bad at doing quirks, so if there's something I can improve upon, please tell me in the comments section.

    P.S. This is a One-Shot. (You won't get this now, but yes. Vriska is joking at the end.)

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    3/4
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    18
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    English
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    32,023
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    22
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    John and Dave were the best of friends, soon secret boyfriends. They grow up, and soon, apart. Not that they wanted to. Dave just got great offers and deals for his art and comics. Even movie deals! John didn't want to slow Dave's dream down. This is what he wanted! He knew this was going to be some stupid teenage relationship anyway. He was scared too, at the time, loving Dave, a guy, it was wrong, but he loved him. He was scared of his father finding out. It was better to break it off. Right? Right...? It would've happened sooner or later right?

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    English
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    1,949
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    1/2
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    2
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    1
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    33
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    One shot

    John necesita salvar a su hermana menor, Joan, de una funesta relación.

    Joan sale con el hombre ideal y está por recibir una sorpresa, o eso cree ella.

    El tiempo se acaba.

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    Español
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    1/1
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Weekly updates (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    English
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    12,163
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    29
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    25
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    2
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    279

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