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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

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    In the kingdom of Derse, where all races, classes, and castes of people worked and played, they all at one point or another looked to the violet spires of the royal castle and wished they could be Dirk Strider. And with the royal birthday masquerade gala on the horizon, his country and his people seem a little brighter. But beyond the furthest reaches, beyond Prospit and its outskirts, one young girl named Jade Harley will dream beyond her orphan life and befriend the highest of royalty. But is trouble lurking beyond the fanfare of the masquerade?

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    Where are you? You don’t seem to recall. You also don’t recall why you don’t know. Did you sleep here? You only seemed to gain consciousness as you questioned the sky. You survey the room you are in, and it seems too bland for anyone your age.

    How old are you, anyways?
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    John seems to have found himself in a sticky situation- but he can't even remember his own name.
    Chapters will be short and probably inconsistent in timing but if you stick with me I promise one hell of a ride.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Vriska Serket is an abrasive girl with a less-than-stellar home life. But her friends are starting to get tired of her shit, and she tries to figure out IF she can change, and how to do so.

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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

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    25/?
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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    After retconning the timeline, John Egbert wakes up at the beginning of the ship’s three-year journey with his memories as well as his retcon powers intact. Now that he can travel anywhere in time and space, albeit with some caveats, he decides make the trip a lot less lonely and visit his friends on the meteor. With all the kids able to see each other, things get very complicated very fast.

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    You suppose that being kidnapped is not the most awful of things that could have happened to you. But being kidnapped and dragged across the continent by a bounty hunter while another, shittier bounty hunter chases after her, and subsequently you? Probably among the most awful of things, if you’re being perfectly fucking honest.

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    Terezi and Karkat are bounty hunters. Vriska just wants to go home.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    You’re thirteen when it happens.

    January 26, 2006, at 2:14 PM.

    The day your soul mark disappeared.

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    “I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”

    “I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”

    Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated Weekly (and sometimes sporadically) Starting 7/28/18

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    Best friends John and Dave are tight and sweet as hella bros but when Dave goes missing, a new friend may lead him home.

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    Humanstuck AU in which Betty Crocker has taken over the entirety of the world with a more hidden, passive viewpoint.
    A gang of rebellious once-beta-kids kidnap a rather crabby camper, and shenanigans ensue.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    24/?
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    Dave wakes up in a pile of garbage a few days before he's supposed to play Sburb. He'll figure things out somehow. Temporal inevitability, yo.

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    6/?
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    74/?
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    26
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    A large group of fucked up teens with delusions and homicidal tendencies are kept in one building. What could go wrong?

    As it turns out, a whole fucking lot.

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    Two people go to Skaia University, one is an angry fairy who can’t even fucking fly, yet can heal others. And another who can’t even shift to his full form, all that can be seen is the white ears and tail and what is it the shades. Can the two spend the rest of their college years sharing a dorm or will one of ‘em snap and finally leave. Enjoy a slow burn of two talkative dorks and other background ships.

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    6/?
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    15
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    3
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