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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Dirk and John are friends and Dirk is crushing on John. Then John dies and it's all Dirk's fault.

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    Damian meets the family but it doesn’t turn out as planned.

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    Karkat and Dave both live in district 12, but what happens when Karkat's little sister Kanaya is chosen to be in the Hunger Games and he takes her place? 2 males from the same district will be going into the games for the first time ever, watch Karkat and Dave take on the Hunger Games, will they survive?

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    Alternately titled: The Feel When Two Nobs Fit Together

    Dave has just begun the long journey of transitioning in secret while living with his two brothers. John is just a boy with severe social anxiety and PTSD. They meet in the waiting room of Dr. Lalonde's mental health clinic and an unexpected friendship begins.

    This is a story of how two boys open up to one another and heal wounds both new and old.

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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    This started as a shameless fluff series. There's still lots of that, but there seems to be a bit of a story starting to form here ...

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    Dave wakes up in a pile of garbage a few days before he's supposed to play Sburb. He'll figure things out somehow. Temporal inevitability, yo.

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    When the Knight of Time and the Witch of Space have an emotional falling-out, both are incapacitated. Their peaceful land overshadowed by an ominous darkness and an unsure future, and the other gods come up with a plan to unite the two once again before their world is thrown into chaos.

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    Karkat Vantas was visiting his father's grave one day after school. Dave was running from Bro. Running into each other might end up being the best thing or the worst thing that ever happened to them.

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    Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde are incoming sophmores, at the local high school. Upon the first day there they stumble upon John Egbert and Jade Harley, a pair of eccentric, kind, sexy cousins. That day, the two decide to plzy a game betweeen themselves: Whoever can get in the pants of one of the 'HarleyBerts' first, wins. The only problem is that as the game goes on, Dave and Rose begin to develop actual feelings for the two seniors. Well, that, and the fact that Jade and John may have caught on to their little game.

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    Dave and Rose aren't as sly as they think, and John and Jade aren't as dumb as they look.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Vriska Serket is an abrasive girl with a less-than-stellar home life. But her friends are starting to get tired of her shit, and she tries to figure out IF she can change, and how to do so.

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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    Your name is Dave Str-
    Wait.
    No.
    Deep breaths.
    Start again.
    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and you’re pretty sure that you hold the title of “Worst Chosen One Who Ever Lived”.

    Dave Lalonde is planning to sail through his seventh and final year attending Skaia Academy of Magicks with as few surprises as possible - or, as few surprises as someone titled “the Greatest Mage” can hope for. Unfortunately for him, the World of Mages has a very different plan, one involving a few too many unexpected events for Dave’s taste. His asshole roommate is MIA - not that he cares, shut up Rose - his longtime girlfriend appears to have interest in someone else, his whole world is bristling with internal turmoil hidden beneath the surface and his mentor seems to be hiding something…

    Heavily inspired by Rainbow Rowell’s “Carry On” (but the plot is still different, I promise). I highly recommend it, as it's a great book, but prior knowledge is not needed to understand this work. [on hiatus because i am having medical bullshit, will hopefully update within a week]

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    Dirk, the ghost living in Jake's house, is slowly growing more and more... well, ghostly. Jake goes on a wild goose chase to help him stay.

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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
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    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    Dirk Strider is the crown prince of Obsidian Falls. Today seems like just a normal day, with weapons training and helping his sister with her lessons, when a dragon comes into his life.

    Karkat Vantas has to abduct a princess to prove his manhood, but he finds himself far more interested in her brother.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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