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    (title is subject to change)

    I started writing this in january of 2018 and just discovered it in my docs, figured i'd post it for archival purposes4

    AANND... since Act 2 came out, I'm writing more for this... yayy!

    Post-canon beta kids find out about the hive swapping and decide to protect the Earth from the new Alternian arrival.

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    They fuck you up, your mom and dad.

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    dave and friends start band. band gets famous. band goes on tour. but uh oh! now june feels ignored. oops! also first three chapters are building up to the actual plot and not really anything sorry.

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    10/?
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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    “Just… Don’t be so blatant about anyone’s proclivities again, will you? Unless they’re your own.”

    Everyone present, including the stripper, considered it a cute joke. A playful deviancy, because that’s what Alphas are in some circles. A dirty joke. A whispered desire. Something to indulge in but avoid in real life, unless under pain-stakingly controlled circumstances.

    “So serious,” Gabriel sighs. “It’s not like I’ll be able to order you a stripper again any time soon. Try to cheer up a bit.”

    Castiel obliges, but can tell it’s more of a grimace than anything else. It’s rare for him to show nerves outwardly, but they’re starting to bleed through. Easy enough for Gabe to pick up on, but then that’s exactly why he’s been needling him.

    “We kinda know this guy, right? Dean wasn’t a dick. Not when we were kids.”

    “Which was a long time ago,” Castiel says. “But mother approves of the marriage, so everything will work out perfectly.”

    Weekly updates on Wednesday, likely increasing over time

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    The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.

    Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?

    We are very curious to find out.

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    (UNFINISHED) something i did for a fic jam and never got to posting. i never really finished it but it's long enough for me to justify posting here, so here you guys go!

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    Un Universo Paralelo es un recurso literario en el que los personajes son trasladados desde su ambiente “canon” a uno diferente, como, por ejemplo… una universidad mágica.

    O: Donde Karkat Vantas finalmente consigue dejar su miserable vida atrás para asistir a la prestigiosa Universidad de Salem para estudios mágicos. Finalmente puede hacer amigos, aprender cosas, con suerte averiguar a qué especie pertenece. Y siendo quién es, puede haber un romance o dos en las cartas de Karkat Vantas.

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    28/?
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    This is a homestuck fanfic and my gf nor I have ever read or seen anything about homestuck aside from what my friend described to her in 2 minutes and him calling me a vriska kinny constantly to bully me. enjoy!

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    Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.

    Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

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    13/?
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    Dave's getting married tomorrow and Rose has planned a bachelor party - a night out at a strip club Dave realizes his Bro used to work at. Maybe if he's lucky he won't recognize him? But Dave's never really had the best of luck.

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    4/?
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    USER REQUEST: rose lalonde lipstick marking

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    1/1
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    john had a long summer. it's about time casey gets a birthday party.

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    1/1
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    USER REQUEST: roxygen phone s•x?

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    Look, John and Dave reenact the final scene from Con-Air at the end. Need I say more?

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    you're one of the leaders of the rebellion against her imperious condescension and you've captured one of your strongest enemies.

    what happens next? how long can you keep him and can you use him to turn the tides of the war?

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    2/?
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    20
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    2
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    I'll be posting my drabbles here from now on. I have many and will work on archiving them, but here are some for now.

     

    DRABBLES ON TWITTER

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    11/11
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    3
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    20
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    110,702
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    21
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    A birthday gift to myself :D

    Dave had thought they won the game. He thought he'd be able to go to the new Earth with his boyfsprite and friends. He thought it was all over.

    Key word being 'thought'.

    Where is he now? Why does this place look vaguely like his old apartment in Houston? And why is Bro and his robot self so nice?

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    English
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    13,048
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    12
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