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It was the best kind of day, and the worst kind of day, in the Egbert household, what with the eldest, youngest, and only of Dad Egbert's many singular children having fallen ill with a particularly ravenous sort of head cold. No, it wasn't death-inducing, thank God, nor was it particularly dangerous, but John did have a fever of 101.3 degrees (coincidentally, the same frequency as their favorite radio station), an intense pressure in their sinuses, a throbbing headache, and perhaps slightly too much benedryl in their system for them to be entirely lucid. John was, admittedly, a big fan of benedryl, particularly when sick but also just generally when the allergies flared up, which was frequently in the spring. Oh yes, allergies plus a sinus cold? No bueno.
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Dave Strider died years ago. He rests in the place where his corpse lays, but when someone moves in next door, it always wakes him up. He wants to stalk and haunt those that move in to the home next to his well, but he grows affectionate towards the other young man that is now his neighbor.
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land of the delta blues by intrusive_plots
Fandoms: Homestuck, Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2021
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"The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"
You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.
"Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Oh, hah, O'meg'a, that's what we sometimes say --"
You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not -- I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.
A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.
You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your shades, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."
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Your egg cracks far later than you would have hoped for, namely, after you all have left the reality bending game where you could alter your body at will.
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As John sits in the hospital, knowing that he is on the verge of death, he waits for his husband to return.
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A short prose poem about Dave waiting for John to message him again.
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John and Dave live in a world were you can only see color once you find your soulmate, and even then, you can only see color when you look at your soulmate. The two instantly take a liking to each other once they spot one another.
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Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.
He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.
Jake English has to keep them alive.
He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.
It's too late to turn back now.
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Karkat's best friend recently died of a drug overdose. At the funeral, Karkat can't help but blame himself for not doing enough. Karkat's close friend, Sollux, comes to him, reassuring him that he did everything he could.
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Dave is a crow, John is a simple boy.
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“Ampora you’re fucking insane!” You yell, you’re starting to feel light headed from all the anxiety you’re having right now, is he really going to push you in?
He gives you a serious look.
“Havve fun wwith the fish, fucker.”
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Dave Strider was one of the popular kids in my school, if not the most popular of them all, so of course I was shocked when he sat at the next desk to me for some stupid history project in our shared class.
Just high school davekat AU.
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Hint: you aren't one of the pieces of bread
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Elementary school can be one hell of a trip. Especially if your name's Dave Strider, and you don't exactly have what one would call a normal family. Between government conspiracy, paranoia, and a best friend who's obsessed with ghost stories, Dave's got one hell of a fifth grade year ahead of him.
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The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.
In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.
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SESGSY BOOK SMUT LEMONS SEGS MUST READ NOT CLICKBAIT by Pinku_ponk
Fandoms: Pee Pee Poo Poo - Baby Kata (Song), Homestuck, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), Hunter X Hunter, Total Drama (Cartoon), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, ヤリチン☆ビッチ部 | Yarichin Bitch Club, ぼくのぴこ | Boku no Pico
23 Jun 2021
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THUS IS SO SEGSY MUST READ DO NOW ITS SEGSY
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Escape is an Exercise in Futility by TreasonousToaster
Fandoms: Homestuck, キミガシネ | Kimi ga Shine | Your Turn To Die (Visual Novel)
22 Jun 2021
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“Our top priority right now should be figuring out where we are and what to do next, now that we're all conscious."
OR: Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with no prior memories of his life before.
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The Mountain Sang a Coronach by Dayanara
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fallen London | Echo Bazaar, Sunless Sea
22 Jun 2021
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Roxy and Rose step forwards, finally. Rose keeps her straight face until she is feet away from you, apparently immune to Jade bouncing up and down in place or your own broad grin. She goes to extend one slim-fingered hand and then barks out a sudden laugh, losing her mask, and reaches out to pull the two of you into a hug. You laugh as well and wrap your arms around both of them, lifting the two girls off the ground and making Jade yell.
“John,” Rose says, “Jade.” Her voice is as carefully enunciated as you expected, if raspier.
Roxy smiles at you, her eyes crinkling at the corners, and then extends one hand to Jake.
“Mr English, Jade, John,” she says, and smiles wider, “welcome to London.”
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The life of a magical boy is a tough one, but Dave doesn't really have much of a choice in the matter. It's the fate he was handed, and the fate he'll cope with. With new enemies spawning in his city left and right, Dave has his hands full trying to maintain the peace and little time for much else. That is, until the cute boy he rescued turns up in his college class and seems to share all of his interests. Is love on the horizon? Or is love too much to hope for in this line of work?
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*Up for adoption!*
You have a nightmare. A stomach churning, heart wrenching, tear spilling nightmare. Waking up might bring you out of it, but the dream haunts you.
And suddenly, you remember. If you have a bad dream, your roommate told you to go to them.
So you do.