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    You’re exploring the Human Kingdom in some kind of disguise one day, when you find a myth book about… you. Not all of you, not the whole group and all of the gods, but you specifically. The Seven Deaths of the Prince of Heart. Dramatic, you think. There’s no way you died that many times.

    Seven myths regarding the Prince of Heart's deaths, and how they actually happened.

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    It's always meat or candy for you, but have you ever think about what would happen if John would have choose none ?

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    Sexuality crisis aside, you are afraid it might be Vriska.

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    June goes for a walk and ends up speaking with Rose

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    Dirk meets Jake drunk at a bar in a club not far off the Midnight City.

    They become so you say, "friends with benefits"

    But when one grows more infatuated with the other, hell breaks loose.

    Idea originated from: Lover Boy by Zec

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    What does it mean to be canon? Is relevance worth pursuing? And most importantly, who gives a shit?

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    1/?
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    Rose is gay, and she wants to be gayer with her wife, Kanaya! However, she doesn't seem to be around. Welp! That's probably important.

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    The round-shades guy starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that you hear is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”

     

    You immediately don’t like this person.

     

    Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.

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    7/?
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    Seven years after the events of Forewarned, it is time for June Egbert to face Lord English. Another Egbert had done it before in another reality with far less foresight, of course--but that Egbert hadn't known they were dragging seven kids to their death. Can she do it...and can she live with herself if she does?

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    Dave Strider’s dream is to be in a proper band. He has a passion for rapping and playing the guitar but no one really knows that.

    Karkat Vantas’s dream is to also be in a band. Karkat loves singing and does it every time he can, but no one really knows that either.

    When an advertisement for a school band gets posted, the 2 boys get drawn together and have an opportunity to achieve their dreams

    (This is my first fic I don’t really know what I’m doing please pity me-)

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    Do you ship Davekat? Dirkuu? Well then do I have an offer for you: boyfriend swap AU. Dirk is dating Karkat. Dave is dating Caliborn. Shenanigans ensue.

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    8/?
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    You have already seen this up close and personal, haven’t you, and wouldn’t it be a little silly to rehash an old story? There are other old stories to rehash, those which didn’t make the cut, ones that perhaps you haven’t heard before. This tale, right here and now, is warm and familiar to you. It’s brimming with hope and the promise of a tabula rasa. So let’s move on.

    What happens after the after?

    {Updates weekly.}

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    When you wake up in an unfamiliar location with 15 strangers, it's pretty obvious that something has gone seriously wrong in your life, and when you're told to kill those strangers if you ever want to leave, you decide whatever god may exist must really fucking hate you. Will the goodness of humanity surprise you and lead you all to a peaceful victory, or will people start to crack?

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    A Rogue makes a call, an Heir self-reflects, and a Seer considers what it is that constitutes the self. A tale of definite canonicity.

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    3/?
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    You hadn’t planned on staying at Beach City for very long, it was just a quick getaway to escape the chaos of your life. What you didn’t expect is a young lady to barge into the hotel room, knock you out and throw you into your own bathroom.

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    Kanaya Maryam, leader of the vampire covens in the state of New York, is getting married. Karkat Vantas, best man, couldn't be happier watching her up at the altar, dipping her wife into a kiss. He could almost cry, screw it, he is crying. He's never been one for big group gatherings full of people he doesn't know, too many folks asking why he's at gatherings for magical beings if he's clearly a human. At least he knows Roxy, most of Kanaya's friends, and the douche bag in the shades he saw on Tinder's magical rip-off site. Karkat wouldn't be talking to him if it weren't for that fact that he just dropped his very expensive looking coat right next to Karkat's chair, and Karkat should definitely return it before Shades leaves the building. It's what a decent person would do, right? No harm in returning a eye blistering red lettermen, right?

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    12/?
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    Dave Strider is not magic. He's not a wizard, not a warlock, not involved in anything occult, ethereal or otherwise batshit crazy. And so, he is understandably concerned when his mind begins to leap from his body and into strange, unknown places, all following a single, dark-haired stranger and an unrelenting trend of everything suddenly making no goddamn sense whatsoever.

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    1/?
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    Karkat Vantas is used to the fact that he will always end up with the shitty short straw. Not only is he a mutant but ended up Quirkless, both horrible on their own but put together, you might as well put yourself to death to save society the trouble. But then an incident happens to him that causes him to re-think his future along with a possible threat on the horizon.

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    Sollux stormed off after an argument with Aradia and is now stranded on Candy Earth C. As the only one left on this planet who knows what's really going on, he's decided he's officially stopped giving a fuck about continuity and finally moved on with his life, or at least what's left of it.

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    36,230
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    21/?
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    Dirk catches up with an old flame over dinner, and when something goes wrong, he had to contact someone he never thought he would see again.

     

    (note my friend leo wrote most of this, i just edited and coded it)

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