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    Basically the daybreakers recruits the boys plus butters and pip, panty and stocking ( both humans and 16 not angles) and the beta kids.
    Aldo daybreak spoilers Eli don't die unlike canon.

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    You, John Egbert, are given a choice. Fight Lord English in the Furthest Ring, or stay on Earth C. Meat or Candy.

    You have chosen neither.

    You're going to the Furthest Ring, not for Lord English, but to find Terezi Pyrope. Maybe even Vriska too, if you can. You don't know this yet, but your actions are going to cause a butterfly effect that will change Earth C and your life forever.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are so fucking confused.

    You’re surrounded by sparkling sand and stonework rubble. As far as the eye can see, there’s nothing but more sand and more rubble cradled in the sienna walls of a canyon. Some of the debris you see are gray in color and rectangular in shape. They’re grouped together, as if they were once connected, like it was once a stone creature.

    Other structures tower over you, platforms expanding out over their foundations. They almost look like they were once…a bridge

    No. 

    Fuck no.

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    Diverging from the canon presented by the talented Aseraphfell, and fuelled by hyperfixation, ALFG: Bizarre Moments Compilation serves to retell the story of A Lullaby For Gods (albeit adlibbed) if stand users were somehow part of it.

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    9/?
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    AND PROMPTLY DESTROYS ANY SEMBLANCE OF COHERENCE IN THE TIMELINE DUE TO SEVERAL COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF IRRATIONAL RATIONALITY, BADLY PRESENTED GOOD DECISIONS, AND THE EVER ACCURSED ABILITY OF COMMON SENSE.

    ALONG THE WAY, THE MAIN PROTAGONIST CREATES QUESTIONABLE SCENARIOUS THROUGH EGREGIOUS AMOUNTS OF ACCIDENTAL SHENANIGANS, AND PROCEEDS TO DIG DEEPER INTO THE CHAOTIC MESS OF A TIMELINE IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE CONTINUITY.

    THE MAIN PROTAGONIST WOULD LIKE THE READERS TO KNOW THAT THIS IS *NOT THEIR FAULT* AND THEY ARE TRYING THEIR BEST, OKAY?

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    Your eyes finally focus in the dark and oh god that isn't a dog. Two trolls sit in front of you, one awake and one that looks genuinely dead. You back up a little bit, moving from your crouched position. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. There are usually dogs back here and-"

    "Can we still have some jerky?"

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    Everyone’s soulmate connection is different. Some don’t show until after they meet their soulmate, some are always there, from the moment of birth.

    A name written on the arm, a coloured string of fate, or their partner's pain, shown through scars on skin.

    But for some people, their connections are different, and far more complex than a simple tattoo. And this would be the case for three young men.

    Three teenagers wake up in the bodies of strangers. And maybe fall in love with them along the way back to their bodies.

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    Dave Strider wanted to be a normal teenager. That plan got fucked up when he was five. But he went on with life, living like the cool kid he is, with no care in the world. Until he trips world famous actor, Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal. And when Karkat's manager tells him the only solution is for them to fake date for the press? Yeah, that whole normal plan was never going to happen. Dave could fake date an actor he's had a crush on since he was thirteen, totally. There'd be no problems with this plan.

    Throw in an abusive Bro, a traitor brother, a comatose stranger, dramatic breakups and more, and Dave is way in over his head.

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    Meat!Karkat meets Candy!Dave... he’s not impressed.

    Update: Candy!Dave starts a journey to seek out his old friends... it doesn't go quite as he expects. Turns out no one's having a good time.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

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    11/?
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    Y/n invites his best friend over for the first time in a while. But now that he has feelings for the boy, how will it go?

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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    19/?
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Karkat Vantas wakes up in the meteor, despite beating the game. It has been SWEEPS. A mysterious entity called JOSHUA tells him that if he wait 5 days, until the humans arrive, he will return to Earth C. That sounds too easy, trust the weird voice in your head.
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    Witch's Heart based Meteorstuck fan fiction. Inspired by a dream I had.
    Not 100% accurate to Homestuck, both with characters and its plot.

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    5/25
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    Two Roses grapple with the dissonance between one another, at the behest of those around them. At the behest of no one, everything unravels.

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    1/?
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    june ruminates on the state of her mental health & life more generally as she adjusts to living a simple life on earth c

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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

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    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    41
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    Years after arriving on Earth-C, Jade catches June in the middle of an act of self-love. But instead of being disgusted, the two realize that they have feelings for each other. And after finding this out, Jade, as a lady who herself had to come to terms with atypical equipment below the belt, does her absolute best to help her sister feel nice and comfy in her body.

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    It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.

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    English
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    37,354
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
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