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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    8/?
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    Takashi Shirogane heads Base Zero, the last safe haven of mankind following the invasion of the bloodthirsty alien race, known as the Trolls. Supplies are dwindling, morale is getting lower by the second, and, after nearly two decades of continuous warfare, all hope seems lost.

    On the other side of the war, a small group of Trolls, known as the Beta Sector, have grown disillusioned with the war efforts. They resolve to leave behind their bloodthirsty species and join the Humans.

    I have no fucking clue where, exactly, this is going.

    (The main ships are DaveKat and Klance, but, if a character is tagged, they’re not just there as background. Everyone tagged is going to get a significant role, as long as I actually finish this one.)

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    3/?
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    When Rose stumbles upon a fearsome creature in the woods, she finds herself both unnerved and intrigued. But as she attempts to befriend the cryptid and unravel its mysterious origins, she discovers more than she bargained for.

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    6/?
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    11
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    “The end of modern society started quietly, subtly, slowly. Through animals becoming bolder, the wilds growing thicker, the ocean becoming more restless, tremors increasing.

    It ended loudly, quickly, unmistakably. Animals attacked the humans that had taken over their homes, trees uprooted and crashed down onto construction sites, tsunamis were born suddenly, earthquakes ripped apart neighborhood. Oddest of all, it lasted a day. 36 hours at the most.

    Since Sollux Captor’s father never came home from work and his brother wasn’t responding to him screaming his name up and down the streets of Mount Carroll, it was a good guess all of his family was dead.”

    After the end of the world, Sollux Captor goes on a road trip to find other surviving communities. He never expects to find an old friend.

    ((self-indulgent humanstuck solkat soft apocalypse au don’t look at me))

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    Dave had several realizations while he was on the meteor, about himself, his childhood, and his feelings towards his best friends. He is able to talk about them, but only with specific people. this is his journey of opening up, and getting the happiness he deserves.

    [Mostly Pesterlogs]
    [Possible NSFW in the future]

    TW: depression, child abuse,

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    5/?
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    3
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    In the Great Empire of Alternia, the twelve noble Houses partake in a deadly dance of intrigue, plotting and assassinations, using technology, magic, and daemonic bargains to get one over on each other. Each of these Houses are caught up in their own troubles and conflicts. And underneath these Houses are the common-folk, who grow tired of their mistreatment. How much more can they take before they snap, and before heroes rise up to free themselves and their brethren?

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    12/?
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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    8/?
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    Misunderstanding the Earth practice, Vriska decides to 'adopt' John.

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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    Rose Lalonde has been dating the Mothman (or, to be precise, Mothwoman) for a while now. But their courtship is interrupted when they discover an exciting new development for cryptozoology: what may be the larval form of a Mothperson.

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    3/?
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    Unlucky are the ones who never find their soulmate. But even unluckier are the ones who find their soulmate to be someone they cannot have.

    A year into high school, Rose Lalonde realises that she is in love with her teacher, and it doesn't take her very long after that to, to both her horror and delight, realise that her teacher crush is, in fact, her cosmically chosen soulmate.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    4/?
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    It's all in the title

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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    2/?
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    Dave and Bro have been fighting...or rather...not speaking at all. Dave is almost ready to break down and call Bro after he leaves without even saying goodbye when Bro’s forgotten phone rings from the futon. Dave finds text messages from a woman and his heart breaks sending him into a blind rage about the time Bro walks back in the front door.

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    Soulmate au Johnrezi oneshot written at 2am
    The first time you make physical contact with your soulmate, you begin to see colors. Before that, the world was just black and white.

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    1/1
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    One second on the roof of a high rise. The next in a pitch black basement in the middle of a summoning circle.

    Yeah, John's day wasn't going so well.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    9/?
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    15
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    27
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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

    [Full contents inside]

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    Chapters:
    27/27
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    70
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    189
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    Roxy and Rose step forwards, finally. Rose keeps her straight face until she is feet away from you, apparently immune to Jade bouncing up and down in place or your own broad grin. She goes to extend one slim-fingered hand and then barks out a sudden laugh, losing her mask, and reaches out to pull the two of you into a hug. You laugh as well and wrap your arms around both of them, lifting the two girls off the ground and making Jade yell.

    “John,” Rose says, “Jade.” Her voice is as carefully enunciated as you expected, if raspier.

    Roxy smiles at you, her eyes crinkling at the corners, and then extends one hand to Jake.

    “Mr English, Jade, John,” she says, and smiles wider, “welcome to London.”

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    9
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    24
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    1
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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
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    43,327
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    416

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