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    Sollux Captor was only 15 when he met his untimely demise. He was also only 15 when he came back to life with fangs and the absence of a beating heart. It's been three years since then, and he's only had barely enough time to adjust before moving to California for college. To his great chagrin, his family tags along, because there are a lot more jobs in tech around there than in New Jersey.

    Eridan Ampora was only 13 when his brother came out as trans, prompting his father to disown him and appoint his younger son as the heir to the "family business". That business just so happened to be professional murder for the benefit of his extended family of hardcore furries. In other words, a werewolf hitman. He spent five years of his life training for such a job, before escaping to college with a lot of money taken from his dad.

    The college that they both end up attending has made it mandatory for all first-year students to spend at least a year living on-campus. The two roommates have to figure out how to hide their supernatural identities, unaware that the other isn't quite human either.

    Shenanigans, of course, ensue.

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    When the Apocalypse starts, Rose Lalonde is tucked away in a corner of the library, up on the second floor balcony. She is so safely enveloped in her book that she misses the calls of panicking friends and family, desperate to know if she is okay. She misses the first and last reports of the undead uprising, just as she misses the first scream as zombies finally break into her building.

    She does not, however, miss the second scream, or the third.

    And she certainly does not miss when she pulls out her knitting needles and aims for the eyes of the zombies out for her flesh.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    36
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    8
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    Twenty years ago, the Thousand Year War ended with a shaky peace between the Humans and the Shifters. The youth would (hopefully) never know war after so much loss.
    For Dave Strider, a young Shifter living fearfully in Texas, the war never ended. Violence against the near decimated Shifter population is at an all-time high, and moving away seems to be the only option to keep them from ending up dead in some ditch.
    It's a world of lies for him as he hides his Shifter identity to go to school, make friends... But then John Egbert walks into his life, and it seems like his life doesn't suck quite as much when he's around.

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    6/?
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    A tale of romance between two pairs set against the backdrop of a time and place where magic, which is very real, is condemned. The rebellious artist meets an enigmatic too-good-to-be-fake magician. The outspoken author meets a fashionable seamstress.

    "This humble soul loved, and that was all."
    —Victor Hugo

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    63
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    If anyone ever wanted to know the real story, you'd give it to them: unicorns are fucking assholes.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    8
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    Karkat goes with Gamzee on a camping trip to cheer him up after a breakup. This turns out very very badly for Karkat. Gamzee is not the friend Karkat thought he was.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.

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    13/?
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    19/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and honestly? You prefer the life you live online. By day you’re a regular social outcast at Valley View High, but on the Internet you are unabashedly KK, the passionate, overzealous talk show host of the radio program Quadrant.

    Until a miscommunication with your ex causes your shit talking show to go viral. Your newfound stardom comes with personal tensions, viruses and threats from an international hacker, and the attention of the fast talking, fast living Dave Strider.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're in for the ride of your life.

     
    Continuation of the previously orphaned fic. Now with pesterlogs!

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    You name is DAVE STRIDER and if there are two things you're sure about yourself: you're straight and don’t need any help.
    You certainly don’t need to move across the country to live with your sisters.

    Ignore those tags.
    They're... uh...
    Ironic.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    95
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    14
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Chapters:
    38/?
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    64
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    He woke up gasping, the phantom feeling of suffocation choking his breath and the desperate need to make sure Nepeta was safe pounding in his chest.

    (In which they are humans, still suffering from the knowledge of the past. From the deaths of the past. It is a comfort, to know he isn't alone.)

    Title taken from First Aid Kit's 'Stay Gold'.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Who the fuck blows thousands of dollars on a city-wide search just to find the mysterious guy you had hit on and ended up getting a (fucking amazing by the way) blowjob from at the back of your favourite night club on your twenty fourth birthday only to realize the next morning that the fucker actually stole your wallet and your phone while you were too busy being a drunk as fuck dumbass basking in his undeserved orgasm high?

    You, apparently. You're the dumbass. It is you.

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    21,371
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    19
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    114
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    14
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    57,105
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    310
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    Dave has just killed his brother with newfound magic that allows him to access a strange world Rose calls Derse. The problem? He might become stuck in Derse if he doesn't get a handle on the magic.
    Karkat, having received generations worth of knowledge about magic from his family, just wants to keep idiots like Dave from being consumed by it.

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    English
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    57,299
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    Update: Now in TECHNICOLOR!

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    37,140
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    58
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    77
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    9
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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    156,292
    Chapters:
    89/?
    Comments:
    4
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    6
    Hits:
    265
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    “I’m simply saying that social groups can often form on the random, at the hands of fate or any odd similarities people may have.”
    Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just found yourself knotted up in a mess of kids with nothing in common, who seem to mean the world to each other. Weird.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and good god, do you hate this son of a bitch. What does he think he’s doing, getting involved in other people’s business?

    You are the reader. You are about to hear a story about that stupid emotion called “friendship”, unlikely love, family, and every other hurdle that these kids have to overcome in their freshman year of highschool.

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    English
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    5,200
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    137
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    "I’m going to point out how you’ve been ogling that barista since he took your order. You clearly want to be all over his ass in about a dozen different ways and you’re probably already making plans to Captor said ass by the end of the week.”

    “Both statements are undeniably true, and I appreciate the pun.”

    How those plans actually turn out is a different matter entirely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,563
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1249

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