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    Dirk just wanted to get through high school, not be hunted down by an evil organisation but apparently he doesn't get a say in the matter, also why won't this ghost leave him alone and what is he hiding? Hopefully all the shit he's going through doesn't affect his social life and grades.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,062
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    545
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    hi i’m a theater kid who misses doing productions so heres a very self indulgent thing dw its not all theater stuff that doesnt come till chapter 12+

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have been Roller Skating for as long as you can remember

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,275
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    202
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    It started with something simple: Just a message, written in something you’d wager a guess at a mix of blood and ectoplasm, on the mirror in your tiny apartment bathroom.

    I’LL REMOVE YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU DON’T FUCKING QUIET DOWN AT NIGHT. SOME OF US WITHOUT BODIES ANYMORE ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCKING *SLEEP*!

    Alternative Title: Ghost Boyfriend: Deceptively Sad with a Happy Ending.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,373
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2406
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    Sometimes he even hangs out with you although come to think of it maybe that's just because you show up on his couch when you're bored or in the area sometimes and when you do that late at night he does have a very sharp looking sword, but he always puts it back away when he sees that it's you and doesn't even sound angry or anything when he asks how you got in here and you just point at the door, so that's definitely okay.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    1
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    Dave Strider thought that getting away from Bro would solve all of his problems. Little did he know, the foster care system has other plans in mind, including rooming him with the grumpiest human in existence: Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,889
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    5441
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    (This is Part 3 of a series, and I’d recommend reading Part 1 (8,461 words) and Part 2 (16,512 words) before reading Part 3. This is the final part!)

    It's easy to get caught up in your own life and all the problems that it entails, and as a byproduct just as easy to forget that you are not alone in your own story. There are always witnesses — friends, family, acquaintances, strangers — and evidence left behind to prove that you existed even when you yourself are gone.

    Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, soulmates and thus far unable to have each other, have spent half a lifetime missing each other at every turn, but a soulmate bond is stronger than our earthly dealings.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    English
    Words:
    2,188
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19
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    TG: hahahhahaha oh my god this is gold
    TG: hahaha okay okay okay okay i think im good hahaha oh my god no im not
    TG: im making a callout post

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    894
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    109
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    Dave Strider has been abused by his older brother all his life and the only one he's told about it is his best friend John. When John's Dad finds out things start to change for Dave. He makes more friends, opens up a little more, and maybe even finally asks out that grumpy guy who he sits behind in science lab.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,441
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    285
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    Dave's finally done it. He's rebuilt his life to something resembling normal, and he's got a network of family and friends to help him work through anything else that life throws at him. For the most part, that is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,891
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1258
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    Kankri has to go to a nightclub, and Dirk helps him out.

    Read the Author's Note before continuing.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    5
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    Why someone had to move into town at the tail end of the school year was something Karkat couldn’t fathom. Even moreso, he couldn’t understand why all his friends were busting nuts all over this new guy, completely uprooting his senior year and everything he had gotten used to. It wasn’t that Karkat was against making new friends, even though it was blatantly clear from the perpetual sneer etched onto his face that he wanted no part of this meeting this new guy, but Karkat had always had the same small group of people around him that he was comfortable with, and shoehorning a new personality created a myriad of uncertainties that quite honestly scared the shit out of him. It freaked him out enough when Kanaya brought her girlfriend into the group, and now said girlfriend’s brother… half-brother… whatever familial relation he had didn’t matter when ultimately Karkat had decided that he was just some asshole here to fuck shit up.

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    TL;DR Dave moves into town and Karkat decides that no amount of cute freckles on his shoulders and sweet, southern sweet talking could make up for the stupid shades he's always wearing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,338
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    365
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Equius and Horuss are not very popular. Maybe it's because of their disdain for those "socially lower" than them. Maybe it's because of their strict father. But whatever the reason, it certainly makes relationships difficult.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,847
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    250
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    The round-shades guy starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that you hear is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”

     

    You immediately don’t like this person.

     

    Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,765
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2720
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    The grim truth about Hanahaki is the life and death situation, if you dont find your soulmate, you'll suffocate on flowers. If you choose to remove them, your soulmate dies.

    Dave is the unlucky one with the horrible disease, his soulmate seemingly doesn't exist and he's running out of time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,113
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    367
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    An unmarked car and a gun and a gag and it wouldn't be a problem, you tell the boss, and there's a thunk and the table shudders as he puts a knife right in it an inch away from your hand. 

    Shut the fuck up already, he says, ain't no need to make a problem and seriously what the fuck is wrong with you that you wanna go make one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    . . . um, yeah . . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    189
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    John moves to a new city to start over. Karkat just wants to forget. A chance meeting of fate, two souls learning how to trust and love again. They will discover a way, together, to rewrite their stars.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,905
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Surprise! The multiverse theorem is real and because of that, everything, in a sense, is real... including Homestuck, unfortunately.
    One can imagine the infinite possibilities! Anything stretching from the regular game of SBURB to a universe where everyone except John is a cat and he just so happens to be allergic to cats. Basically, everything happens one way or another.
    With that idea in mind, there is also a universe where Homestuck is fictional.
    As it turns out, with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines, there is always room for Murphy's Law.
    If anything can go wrong, it will.
    Dave lives with Dirk and Bro in a small apartment in Houston Texas where he discovers a Webcomic. Things go downhill very quickly.
    TAGS ARE BEING ADDED AS WE PROGRESS (I just want to get a good sense as to what characters will show up and what triggers will apply)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,407
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    433
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    Пять лет назад компьютер Дэйва подцепил неизвестный вирус. Вирус оказался продвинутым ИИ, который стал опорой для Дэйва. Спустя пять лет это ИИ помогает дэйву социализироваться и вернуться в общество. Дэйв не знает лишь одного. ИИ нестабилен, он может самоуничтожится, но последняя информация, которую он пытается сохранить, это инфорация о нём, Дэйве.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    15,186
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    49

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