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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
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    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Shitpost.

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    Petrah makes an impulse decision to see what's on the other side of a portal, and finds some interesting people on the other side.

    This is a fic written for fantrollcharity's weekly winner arseniccatnip! Petrah is his fantroll!

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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    Karkat and Dave both live in district 12, but what happens when Karkat's little sister Kanaya is chosen to be in the Hunger Games and he takes her place? 2 males from the same district will be going into the games for the first time ever, watch Karkat and Dave take on the Hunger Games, will they survive?

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    Dave finds out he's a vampire and has to figure out how to handle it. This is made more difficult by the fact that the guy who raised him would definitely be a hunter if he could figure out how to get around the illegality of murder.

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    Karkat Vantas was visiting his father's grave one day after school. Dave was running from Bro. Running into each other might end up being the best thing or the worst thing that ever happened to them.

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas just want to arrest bad guys and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the thieving Strider duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    Your name is Dave Str-
    Wait.
    No.
    Deep breaths.
    Start again.
    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and you’re pretty sure that you hold the title of “Worst Chosen One Who Ever Lived”.

    Dave Lalonde is planning to sail through his seventh and final year attending Skaia Academy of Magicks with as few surprises as possible - or, as few surprises as someone titled “the Greatest Mage” can hope for. Unfortunately for him, the World of Mages has a very different plan, one involving a few too many unexpected events for Dave’s taste. His asshole roommate is MIA - not that he cares, shut up Rose - his longtime girlfriend appears to have interest in someone else, his whole world is bristling with internal turmoil hidden beneath the surface and his mentor seems to be hiding something…

    Heavily inspired by Rainbow Rowell’s “Carry On” (but the plot is still different, I promise). I highly recommend it, as it's a great book, but prior knowledge is not needed to understand this work. [on hiatus because i am having medical bullshit, will hopefully update within a week]

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    Dave didn’t expect to be kissed by his alien best friend (after watching a Shakespeare play, no less). He definitely didn’t expect to have a massive sexuality crisis right after.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    "The Internet has become both a boon and a curse for teenagers."
    - J. K. Rowling

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Rose obsesses, Kanaya worries, and friends have gone missing without explanation.

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls, from Alternia, and carapacians, from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians band together and fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work hard to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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