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    "The Internet has become both a boon and a curse for teenagers."
    - J. K. Rowling

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    I figured since I'm always writing short Homestuck fanfictions... why not make a book of them?

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    Eridan Anderson has lived in the life of luxury all his life. Until his father gets caught in money troubles. He moves in with his mother who he hasn't seen in 7 years.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

     

    POV shifts and time stamps for two for mirth originally posted on my tumblr

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    Just a Humanstuck high school fic. Probably not going to have really big plot, but there will be one, trust me fellas.

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    You're just a troll or human featured in this book. You are no longer a virgin! Hooray for Jesus and Sleepingly!

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    John wanted to go on a road trip to Washington with Dave for a week-long stay at Jane's house before going to college. What he wasn't ready for was bringing Dave's brother, Dirk, along.

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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty gorgeous rivalry going and everyone knows it except them.

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    Dave and Karkat's kids play a game.

    (It doesn't destroy the world, but otherwise it's pretty fucking similar to the game we all know and fear.)

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    Person A gets drunk and can't remember they're in a relationship with person B.

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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

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    “I’m not pale for him!” You cry.

     

    “Alright, man,” Dave says. “That’s cool, my matesprit likes to be dramatic and he used to lie to himself a lot, too, so I’m used to this shit. Not that I’m gonna wax red for you, that’d be weird as all fuck.”

     

    “It would,” You agree. “But it’d be better than this conversation.”

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    In which Karkat Vantas navigates a sexist high school that houses nothing but drama as he dreams about the man he's hopelessly head over heels for, the seemingly straight Dave Strider, all the while dealing with the psychotic bully Derek Ichabod whose only goal seems to be to make Karkat's life as difficult as it can be- and trust me when I say it will be difficult.

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    Alternative description: In which the author's mind is a dark twisty place and all he really wants is a hug.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Dave wanted to be sitting at home eating cheese-itz and drinking vodka like there was no tomorrow while New Girl played on his laptop. He wanted to be covered in his own filth and wallow in his goddamn misery.

    But no. He was stuck in another therapy session because as something as petty as a broken heart.

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    Karkat and his family move into town to hunt and deal with the demon problem there.

    Dirk wants his beloved Jake as a pet and Bro decides that all the Striders could use one. Karkat and Kankri are unfortunate enough to be around as they go to pick up Dirk's present.

    Dave is uncomfortable with it all but trusts that his brothers knows what is best.

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    This is a roleplay and we aren't changing the layout of it all. Trigger warnings will be put at the beginning of chapters.

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