Asuka Kureru

Sakura drags Naruto and Sasuke by the hand



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    Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

    In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.

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    collection of daemon AU ficlets for my own stories -- take a story i've written, add daemons, see what changes. or not.

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    In a diverging timeline where Naruto brought Sasuke back from the Valley of the End Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are still teammates and a strange kind of friends, though nothing more -- Naruto still in love with Sakura, Sakura still in love with Sasuke, Sasuke still trying not to feel too much for either of them; and then due to Kyuubi's influence, here they are, the three of them in bed.

    It would be problematic enough on its own -- three-ways relationships are weird enough as it is and jealousy might mess up everything; who should shack up with who?; who likes who best?; what is it going to do to their carefully balanced team dynamics? -- but that's only until they realize that they have bigger problems. Namely Naruto and Sasuke torn between "I'm not ready to be a father" and "what if i'm NOT the father?", Sakura's parents' disapproval, Konoha's council freaking out, Sakura's failing health and their powerlessness to fix it, Kyuubi's intentions. And then there's the Akatsuki's reemergence. More council plotting.

    Can they really learn to balance their team and their relationship?

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    The adventures of a town-born pocket badass blacksmith guy who Does Not Like Adventures (lies) and his sweet and sunny immortal war-monster boyfriend.

    Girl Genius universe, mostly original cast.

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    Grimmjow's fight with Askin Nakk le Vaar leads to unexpected consequences--and an old life he never wanted to see again. Ichigo's victory over Yhwach sees him lose more than he gained.

    Or: Grimmjow is a panther adjuchas again, and Ichigo has no goddamn idea.

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    08 Nov 2018

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    “Honey,” Wade calls over his shoulder without taking his eyes off their visitor. “Why is there a teenage mutant in our breakfast nook? Not that I’m not happy to see you,” he says to Negasonic, who raises her eyebrows owlishly.
    Vanessa comes out of the bedroom and hooks her chin over Wade’s shoulder.
    “Do you think she heard me getting my spanking?” he whispers. “Because that was *private* noise.”
    “I don’t know,” Vanessa says. “But she looks like she needs some coffee and pancakes, don’t you think?”
    Negasonic grins. It’s scary as fuck.

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    19 Oct 2018

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    the voices are spot on and the character interaction lovely and hilarious. great fic.

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    Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:

    “FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that's why he's attracted to the pack at first, because it's something that's just his, not his twin's too. But of course, Stiles's twin gets bit and now he's part of Derek's pack, and Derek doesn't snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES'S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”

    Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.

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    24 Aug 2018

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    xenoethnography *_____*

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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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