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    Entering a whirlwind marriage with Le Chevalier Danceny following my family's impoverished state, I soon discover the one clause that the man did not inform me of before the wedding night: the marriage will never be consummated.

    Having suffered an ordeal he refuses to speak of, Danceny has made a vow of celibacy to the Order of Malta that he has joined, now seeing sex as something which only helplessly causes more sorrow than it is worth.

    Falling gradually in real love, my body's urges awakened nightly sleeping so closely next to the handsome man whom cannot control his own desires whilst he sleeps, I soon seek answers from the only past acquaintance I can find of my new husband: the Marquise de Merteuil.

    Unbeknownst to my naive self and under the guise of helping me seduce Danceny and making our marriage real, the Marquise takes me under her wing, hoping instead to finally have her revenge on the man she believes helped ruin her life.

    Let the games begin.

    The Promise entry for Valentine's Week.

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    What would you do if you woke up as Logan Fell? I decide to come home at the earliest and away from the nightmare that is the TVD universe. Unfortunately my actions have truly catastrophic consequences of apocalyptic scale.

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    Life in Totto Land had been chaotic since Mama left for Wano leaving the remainder of the siblings to clean up the damage they were leaving behind. With Mama and a quarter of her siblings gone, Pudding hoped that both she and the archipelago would have time to recover before their return.

    Unfortunately, her remaining siblings not only refuse to leave her alone with her emotional damage, but some of them want her to fix their damage too. Not to mention all the unwelcome visitors stopping by, at this relate she’ll never know peace.

    Maybe getting kidnapped wont be so bad? After all, a forced vacation is still a vacation isn’t it?

    Or Big Mom leaves Toto Land and Pudding almost immediately gets kidnapped by Blackbeard

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    Tsumugi experiences the world differently from people around himself - not because he has any special abilities, but because apparently he seems to be missing something everyone else has. And while his lack of understanding made relationships in high school difficult already, it doesn't get any easier when he starts crushing on his professor for classic literature, the man everyone seems to thirst for.
    It also doesn't make things easier when his feelings are actually reciprocated and he finds himself trying to navigate a poly relationship while facing the issue he has repressed his entire life.

    But maybe somewhere in this mess he'll find out that he might not be nearly as broken as he always thought he was.

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    Cait is a professional surfer in the Runterra Surf League. She has an unexpected meeting with locals. After their rocky introduction, she and Vi start to grow closer.

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    aether thought his quest couldn’t get any more hectic. time thought they had met all the heroes that would be traveling across time with them. somehow, they were both wrong.

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    His Stranger was in front of him. Looks like it was worth waiting for him.

    Time to sit down now, and maybe meet again in less than a century's time.

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    You wanted to get some food, but fate had other things in store for you.

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    Izzy est un ancien chef cuisinier, un des plus renommés du milieu car il a longtemps été l'associé du très célèbre Edward Teach, tous deux à la tête du "Barbe Noire bar et restaurant et autres gourmandises et délices". Le monde entier rêvait de dîner à une de leurs tables. Mais, comme bon nombre de rêves, il n'a pas duré. S'est brisé en mille morceaux entre ses doigts. Aujourd'hui, Izzy vit reclus loin de ce monde qu'il a toujours détesté. Seul, tranquille.

    Enfin, tranquille jusqu'à l'arrivée d'un certain Stede Bonnet dans son existence. Et, Izzy va vite l'apprendre à ses dépens, il est très difficile de se débarrasser de Stede Bonnet une fois pris dans ses filets.

    Stupide Stede Bonnet, putain.

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    “Let’s get one thing straight,” he barks. “I don’t like you, nor do I respect you. This whole program is utterly ridiculous and I fear Prince Diavolo is a fool for suggesting such a thing. You’re just a lowly human, got that? You’ll always be nothing, especially to me, The Great Mammon.”

    If he was looking for tears or offense, you were afraid that is not what he’d receive. You’d been playing the court since you were young, so these insults were nothing new to you. Actually, it was almost a relief for him to underestimate you because of your status as a human, and not a woman. Men were so dreadfully pigheaded sometimes, and you were sick and tired of having to play the good girl card, only smiling demurely instead of sharing your mind as you wished.

    “Not going to say anything?” Lord Mammon snorts, and you cock your head at him.

    “My apologies, Lord Mammon,” you say, “for I had not realized you were done speaking. I’m afraid I wasn’t listening all that closely.” Lord Mammon gapes at you, but you’re not finished. “Furthermore, I don’t know what the women down here are like, but I assure you, a few brash curse words and scowls thrown my way is not enough to scare me.”

    (A Regency AU. Sort of)

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    Regina could play pretend that everything is okay. She can do that. She can simply revel at her wife's closeness under the comfort of their home.

    Meanwhile, her heart terribly wishes that it is real.
    She wants to tell Narda so badly that she still wants this one year later.

     

    or darlentina/reginarda arranged marriage au! but just them being soft and dense bc they embodied the "we deserve a soft epilogue, my love"

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    Still in development
    Because ideallistically Harry being trans would change very liltte of the story - just add in the parts that deal with transition.
    but that would dull so Im still deciding where Im going with this.

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    Travelling between timelines was nothing new to Lo'lo'a Miyeon Al Khoury. How could it be? Ever since they were roped into the supernatural by their scam of an idol company, there was no escaping. At least she got to choose her assignments. Mystic Falls was far from an ideal location to have fun in, but Lo'lo'a did not spend his youth binge watching a messy vampire show just to ignore that assignment. Even if it meant dealing with nosy teenagers and dysfunctional families. Honestly, it sounded like a normal day in their life.

    Minus all the idol activities. It's okay, a comeback can wait.

    Lo'lo'a couldn't.

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    The events of No Way Home left Peter Parker in shambles. Luckily there are a lot of ladies out there willing to pick up the pieces. Not as horny as it sounds. Still kinda horny though.

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    It starts, as most stories don't, with email spam.

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    Season 3 of "Our Professor is strange", now post-canon, dealing with the lives of Byleth and Edelgard after the end of the war.

    Obviously read parts 1 and 2 first. Updates won't be super frequent, and I don't now how long this'll last, but I've still got more dumb Edeleth nonsense to share and the actual ending to the game cannot contain them.

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    Langris may share a birthday with his nephew, but he is more than happy to relinquish the day to him. His dumb brother and his son, however, have other ideas…

    Family & Birthday Fluff. Post-Canon (in that bright & happy future where Langris & Finral actually get along with each other!)

    This story pretty much stands alone from the others in the "Future Problems" series so the previous stories should not necessarily be needed to understand this one.

    Happy Birthday to Langris & Thank You for Reading! Cheers!! <3

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    — IN WHICH YOU LET JEFF WINGER TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE

    [♡]: annie, britta, slater– god! it all made his head spin and his heart ache. at the quiet moments of the night when jeff allowed himself to wallow in the residue of crappy feelings, he often pondered on those three who were impactful enough to make him cry at night. he needed a break, a chance to move on from the leftovers he refused to microwave. that's when he comes up with the genius idea of taking you out on a date, a small way to take his mind off other girls and a way for you to repay a favor.

    INFO: jeff winger x fem!reader. second person pov.

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    What is he supposed to do?

    Tears spilled over and raced down his cheeks like a river.

    Who could tell him...

    Heart is burning as if involved in an auburn fire.

    ...what should he do?

    An alternate universe in which the Yiling Laozu, Jiang Cheng, awakens in a new vessel and discovers enormous changes in the present time as well as conundrums from thirteen years ago.

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    When Uraraka took the U.A. Entrance Exam, she hadn’t expected to find herself trapped underneath a layer of rubble and debris. Nor did she expect to have her life put on the line as a massive metal behemoth crawled over the faux city the exam took place in.

    The colossal machine was almost near her, and it seemed that it had spotted her. It reared its arms backwards and clenched its fist. Then, it swung its arm forward to smash her.

    But all she heard was a resounding clang and a whirring of chains.

    Or... the Warhammer/BNHA crossover living inside my brain for a while now that turns Midoriya Izuku into an Imperial Knight

    Edit: Ey, I've decided that I'm updating this so uh, stay tuned.

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