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    With Jack swiftly approaching, things are getting tense between the trolls on the meteor. And as everyone turns toward the demon on their tail, no one recognizes the true threat until it's come and gone—leaving Karkat a huddled wreck, and forcing Sollux and Kanaya to pick up the pieces.

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    23
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    5
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    somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    15/?
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    23
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    3
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    270
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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Just a Humanstuck high school fic. Probably not going to have really big plot, but there will be one, trust me fellas.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    11
    Kudos:
    25
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    3
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    316
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    Shrek is in the middle of his scene phase when his life suddenly changes forever.

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    8/?
    Comments:
    22
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3316
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    Eridan is ready to see people again. Dirk would rather have him to himself.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    35
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned.

    Please check the tags before you read.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    358
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    4/?
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    You should probably do the grub a favor and kill it. It’s so pathetic and tiny, and its color is so clearly mutated. It won’t ever have a lusus. It’ll definitely die young. It’ll make a good snack. No one will ever know or miss him. As far as anyone else knows, he won’t have ever existed. So you lift the grub to your mouth and bare your fangs.

    You picture the troll he could turn into and find yourself unable to bite down. The grub squeals and plays with your finger.

    “You are an insufferable nuisance,” you inform the grub. It continues to play with your thumb and continues not being killed by you.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    33/?
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    Your name is Sollux Captor, and there's something wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with you, but Karkat loves you anyway.

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    1/1
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    The concept of a time loop practically necessitates death.

    Aradia finds this out. Over and over again.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    Basically these are scenes I /wanted/ to fit into the main narrative but never found a place for or things that take place outside the main timeline. (If anyone has requests of things I mentioned in ANY of the main fics that didn't get explored, let me know)

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
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    2
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    509
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    Your name is Dave Str-
    Wait.
    No.
    Deep breaths.
    Start again.
    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and you’re pretty sure that you hold the title of “Worst Chosen One Who Ever Lived”.

    Dave Lalonde is planning to sail through his seventh and final year attending Skaia Academy of Magicks with as few surprises as possible - or, as few surprises as someone titled “the Greatest Mage” can hope for. Unfortunately for him, the World of Mages has a very different plan, one involving a few too many unexpected events for Dave’s taste. His asshole roommate is MIA - not that he cares, shut up Rose - his longtime girlfriend appears to have interest in someone else, his whole world is bristling with internal turmoil hidden beneath the surface and his mentor seems to be hiding something…

    Heavily inspired by Rainbow Rowell’s “Carry On” (but the plot is still different, I promise). I highly recommend it, as it's a great book, but prior knowledge is not needed to understand this work.

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    Chapters:
    4/16
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    61
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.

    Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.

    [It's possible to read this with knowledge of only one fandom, either one. Or so I'm told.]

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    26,677
    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1969
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1717
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    It had been a long time coming, the two awkward teens’ friendship slowly and sloppily tumbling redder and redder, once teasing harmless banter between the two lifelong friends soon becoming uncomfortable, awkward flirting, mumbled comments, backhanded compliments and little slips here and there until bit by slow, painstakingly humiliatingly awkward bit, they found themselves where they were now.
    - new relationship, kink realization, somnophilia, watersports -

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    1/1
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    “A Change Of Tune” from Karkat’s perspective

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    SBURB / SGRUB decides to screw with all the humans and trolls one final time. Nobody is surprised.

    Following the hijinks associated with a bunch of trolls returning to Alternia after they thought they had escaped it, as well as the humans muddling things up in their newly-obtained troll bodies. Watch as they all find each other again, learn to live together, and try to take over an empire. Failure in this scenario means certain death.

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    English
    Words:
    11,675
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    194

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