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    The year is 1851 and Aziraphale and Crowley are both sent by their respective sides to investigate reports of a new spiritualist movement in London. The situation quickly spirals out of control and it's up to Crowley to rescue the angel from unexpected danger.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale gets kidnapped and his life force is being stolen but Crowley saves him from that weirdo man.

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Pretend for me

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Three years after the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their retirement immensely. But suddenly, without a warning, Aziraphale disappears for weeks. After his return, he starts acting strangely. When Crowley confronts him, the situation takes a turn none of them had expected…

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    What happens when two supernatural beings turn into vampires?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Vampire ineffable husbands

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    After the failed apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley both realize that their feelings are reciprocated. But the angel and demon can never just do things the easy way— no, they’ll use any scheme necessary to make the other confess first.

    Or the one where Crowley and Aziraphale are a bit less oblivious, but still very much idots.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “You realise, I can feel when you drive the Bentley under the speed limit.”

    Aziraphale's face went blank. He knew Crowley had a deep connection to the car and that there was some kind of link, but it couldn’t possibly go both ways. The car has a sense of sorts—mostly a sense of humour—but surely Crowley couldn’t possibly feel it, and the angel said as such without even thinking much about it.

    He was vaguely aware that Crowley was responding, and he knew he should be listening, but instead found himself moving his thumb gently back and forth on the steering wheel as he struggled to keep his mind from wandering to some rather sinful curiosities.

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    03 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bentley and Crowley are connected