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    Aziraphale owns a bookshop in Lower Tadfield where he lives with his shitty boyfriend, Gabriel. A chance encounter with Crowley (involving a near escape from death) leads him to agree to a ridiculous prank although he knows it's an absurd idea. They become very close friends, and that in and of itself leads to all sorts of problems. Throughout all this, they somehow fall in love.

    I suck at summaries, I know.

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    Crowley is a sailor resigned to the literal doldrums of a life at sea- all of which change when he encounters, and is captured by, the aggravatingly flamboyant and mysterious pirate Captain Aziraphale and his 'family,' a crew of criminals, orphans and miscreants who pillage the Caribbean on their ship the Dark Angel. As Crowley's attempts to escape are continually thwarted, his feelings toward the situation- and toward Aziraphale- grow increasingly more complex and dangerous as the pirate captain delights in bringing out a darker side of him that has long gone ignored.

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    Chapters:
    4/10
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    36
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    After Adam's parents die in a car crash, Aziraphale is forced to start taking care of him as more than just an uncle. Don't get him wrong, he loves the little devil, it's just that he is completely clueless and could rather use some help.
    In comes Crowley, Adam's new nursery school teacher with his amazing skills in dealing with kids. Could he be the answer to all of Aziraphale's prayers - Adam-related and otherwise?
    Well, it looks like he might be just that, judging by the weird things Aziraphale's heart seems to be doing whenever he sets eyes on the man. Now, if only the tall ginger returned his feelings...

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    9/?
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    53
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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    34/40
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    58
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    Crowley has to step up for his nephew Adam when he wins a ticket to tour the famous chocolate factories, run by the reclusive and deeply strange Zira Zonka. It doesn't take Crowley long to decide that he wants nothing to do with the man, who's clearly hiding dark and mysterious secrets.

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    Chapters:
    9/10
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    56
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    4611
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    Crowley knew that trying to rebuild a life from the ground up would be difficult under even the best of circumstances. And, while he adored Adam to no end, being the sole parent to a little hellion of a child sure didn’t simplify the task. Truth be told, Crowley hadn’t the slightest idea how he’d managed to keep things relatively afloat for the past four years.
    Going right from the suffocating constraints of his upbringing to single-parenthood hadn’t left him with much of an opportunity to grow into himself. But after meeting the handsome and kind-hearted Mr. Fell, Crowley might get the chance to spread his wings after all.

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    1/?
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    30
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    4
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    Не жизнь, а песня: однажды на очень Диком Западе встретились знаменитый налетчик Энтони Кроули и милый безобидный пастор Фелл, и никто из них не спасся.

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    8/?
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    2
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    A few months after the Armageddont or the apocawasnt, everything had been going smoothly afterwards, Crowley and Aziraphale had become friends with Anathema, Newt, Adam and the Them. But what is going on when a supposed dead archangel returns soon after Crowley disappears? And what of heaven and hell when it reaches both sides, old wounds and deep secrets is reopened by both sides. (I Suck At Summarys)
    *Bad updating scheduel*

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    19/?
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    '“Uh, yeah, that’s one other thing,” Crowley said, as Aziraphale drifted off to make a cup of tea. “You can’t really play football, can you?” As soon as he said that, Crowley realised he was wrong. There was the expert way Aziraphale had handled the ball when it bounced out of the field, a way that indicated a lot more skill than he let on.

    “Of course I can, dear,” said Aziraphale, as easily as he might have said I’m a gorgeous blonde with the prettiest damn eyes you’ve ever seen.'

     

    Aziraphale takes on the duty of coaching the Tadfield boys football team for one summer.

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    Chapters:
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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Crowley has a great plan!
    Surprisingly, it comes back to bite him (quite literally) in the arse (NOT literally).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    44
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    3
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    Though Harry has a reputation as the Tadfield demon of lost causes, his sister, prone to rescuing injured wildlife, wears the nickname the angel of broken creatures with about as much grace as you'd expect from the daughter of a demon.

    The good people of Tadfield, human and supernatural (and celestial, and Antichristy) alike, tend to forget that protection is rarely as sweet and innocent as they'd like to believe. And Hermione Crowley is just as likely as her twin to leave chaos in her wake.

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    12/?
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    35
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    Adam brushed by the clothes and he felt his head suddenly become cloudy. A fog had rolled into his mind from an unknown shore, stuffing it with fluff and disorganizing his thoughts and, soon, his perception. The fabric next to Adam started to feel weird as if someone was feeling them for him and his eyes began to itch, the view in front of him fading into something that he didn’t recognize before. There was dark metal, something shiny, and… and something was glowing.

    Whispers bellowed at him in waves. Mutterings, swirling and mixing together, making all of their meaning impossible to decipher. Until, suddenly, it was as if the water stopped moving and became clear.

    Power… It pays to make the hardest decisions, come my children... We have more to collect…

    Instead of hearing or seeing what the antichrist perceived, the outside only saw Adam standing there, not moving as he looked toward the ground. And, if one was close enough, they could see his eyes were glowing a deep purple.

     

    Adam has been getting some weird effects of puberty... but was it really puberty? Or was there something more to it all?

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    English
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    31,912
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    512
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    Aziraphale is on a mission: bring the children home for tea.
    Time is of the essence, and the Them are nowhere to be found.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    132
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    Crowley’s acting career is in the toilet, but he’s been given one last chance: a role in a new musical being developed at a regional theatre, which might even make it to Broadway if they can catch the eye of the right investor. So far, the odds look good; there’s an enormous fan interest in the first stage adaptation of the beloved book, "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch". Sure, there are some strange characters afoot, like the witchy dramaturg and the dotty choreographer, but this might be the opportunity Crowley needs…
    If he and Aziraphale- his costar, former lover, and current nemesis- don’t ruin everything first.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    55
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    6
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    581
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    Crowley tells a scary story, not everyone is afraid

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Hits:
    86
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    Crowley is trying his absolute best - even if that ain't all that grand - to please Morgan & Partners in his role as Chief Architect on their new development. Too bad that this development in particular is on the very same site that the City Council wants to build a light rail network on and, even though Crowley hates everyone involved, can he hate the angelic person who is in charge of the whole project?

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    English
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    5,810
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    270
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    Aziraphale takes up a new sport. It's all going rather well until he inadvertently takes the top spot on the leader board and ends up accidentally starting a feud with the previous holder of the title. The man is arrogant, rude, and seems to think Aziraphale has somehow targeted him specifically.

    Not the kind of man Aziraphale wants to get to know at all, really.

    Language:
    English
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    30,569
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1535
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    A weddingfic in which Aziraphale and Crowley are both so nervous, Anathema plans weddings like a boss, Newt and the Them are so supportive bless them and Gabriel the Bastard Man gets what he deserves.

    Comments and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,172
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    35
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    The kids are all grown up.

    It's never just been Crowley and Aziraphale before, never with so much silence.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    263

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