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    Something terrible is happening in the vintage car enthusiats community.
    Someone has to do something.
    That someone's name is Bentley.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are up to their usual shenanigans again. Except this time, Aziraphale has a task he's required to do alone. There's only one problem ...

    (This is inspired by some of the paparazzi pictures from the Season 2 set that have come out recently. Those of you who want to avoid any spoilers might want to skip this fic.)

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    R. P. Tyler manages to point things out to Crowley

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    When yet another, even louder, knock reverberated through the cottage, the angel exhaled deeply, straightened his bow tie, and crossed the last few steps to the door, pulling it open quickly in hopes of startling the intruder.

    The woman on the doorstep blinked at his sudden appearance, one hand raised as if her next step was to slam her palm against the surface. She gave a waggle of her fingers instead, her nails painted a deep red. “Sorry, I’ve never knocked before. Did I do it right?”

    Aziraphale blinked in utter confusion. “May I help you?” he questioned, cautiously. He was certain that he had never met this woman before and had no idea what she was talking about.

    “Oh right, yes. Introductions first, I suppose,” she chuckled, giving him a bright smile. Her lipstick matched the red of her nails. “Hi there, angel!” She ran her eyes up and down Aziraphale, who was staring at her in startled silence. “Why, you’re even cuter when I actually have eyes to see you with!”

    “I beg your pardon?!"

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    An uneventful morning after Arma-didn't-happen is suddenly not so uneventful when a strange woman with an outrageous claim arrives at the cottage.

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    Crowley finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation, lost, hurt, and alone. Fortunately, a friend comes to the rescue... although it's not the one he expected.

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    What is a well behaved demonic car supposed to do when a small human child comes to her for help?

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    3
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    One fast-living demon takes up one fast-moving sport, and the 24 Hours of Le Mans is not just about speed, but endurance. Bentleys are tough, having dominated the race in the Roaring '20s, but Crowley's Bentley just happens to be a little more temperamental and a lot more opinionated than your average racecar. Plus, it's not often your co-driver is your boyfriend.

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    Crowley and Mary the Bentley race through the streets of London avoiding pedestrians to reach the Aziraphale as soon as possible.

    Inspired by Benny the Cab from "Who framed Roger Rabbit", I wanted to draw Mary the Bentley as a lovely cartoony car with expressive eyes and, of course.... in love with the Bookshop xD (sorry not sorry, I'm soft for them as sentient beings).

    Also, title and lyrics from "Breakthru" by Queen.

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    Alternate title: "Help, My Car Has Achieved Sapience and Ships Me With My Hereditary Enemy, Who I Actually Am Desperately In Love With But Still"

    The holy water was the last straw. Having spent the past few decades watching Crowley and Aziraphale talk around each other, the Bentley decides to take matters into its own hands.

    Crowley is not amused.

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    When Crowley accidentally insults his car for playing nothing but Queen, the Bentley decides to teach him a lesson. Soon enough, the demon wishes for things to go back to what they were, for there are things way more annoying than Queen songs...

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    Crowley nervously prepares to propose to Aziraphale with the support of the Bentley.

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    1/1
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    The Bentley’s preference had not always been the Best of Queen album.

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    Happy birthday, Good Omens! It's been exactly 31 years since the book was published, so here's a little oneshot to celebrate!

    In May 1990, Crowley notices that there's something strange going on with his Bentley: Everything seems to be morphing into Queen. And while he quite likes the music himself, this certainly wasn't what he'd expected or intended. So, what exactly is going on there? And how should he deal with it?

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    Crowley takes Aziraphale to a classic car show. Aziraphale is bored. Crowley is a bit competitive where the Bentley is concerned.

    [Podfic Version]

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    The Bentley tries to anticipate what its demon wants. Sometimes it can even anticipate what its demon needs.

    Sometimes what its demon wants is not what he needs.

    Sometimes its demon needs help realizing that.

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    Aziraphale and Madam Tracy have shared a body for a few hours and helped adverting Armageddon together. They also both like tea, cakes, and gossips. It tends to create powerful bounds.
    Crowley suddenly realises that his friend may have unspoken wishes, and decides to help.
    South Downs ensues.

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    Aziraphale is a writer working for E.D.E.N Publishing House, Gabriel is the publisher and likes to ridicule Aziraphale as often as he can, Madame Tracey tells him about a new bistro that has opened down the street, he needs to check it out, the food is sinful, and the service is better.

    Horns n Halos is run and owned by a rather cool and aloof man, Crowley. With the help of Anathema, the bistro is booming.

    Set in the now, the bistro esthetic is the 1920s, and Electro Swing plays throughout!

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    Crowley gets a car.

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    This is a story about Crowley and his enjoyment of human innovation. It is a story of trial, and error, hopes that are raised only to be dashed. A story of all of these things. But most of all, it is really a story about the Bentley.

    Written for the SOSH Discord Server Guess the author prompt #10 ‘Velocipede’

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    Азирафаэль решает попросить политического убежища в Аду.

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    Русский
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    11
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    90

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