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    Aziraphale freezes on his spot.

    There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright.

    A Selkie AU

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    The Bentley has a soul. The Bentley was a good car. That means that after it exploded, the Bentley went to Heaven. Heaven is not thrilled about this.

    Or: It's a lovely day in Heaven, and you are a horrible Bentley...

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    When Aziraphale gets discorporated and needs a receptive body to help stop the Apocalypse, the nearest willing consciousness to where he'd been talking to Crowley happens to belong to one semi-sentient car...

    ***

    Fic written for the In Love With My Car Zine, a vehicle-based Good Omens fanzine.

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    Fed up with Crowley's erratic driving, Aziraphale decides to get his own car. He knows Crowley will be shocked by the classic Aston Martin, but the Bentley's reaction is a little more surprising.

    Created for the In Love With My Car Zine. Story by Supergeek21, Art by Tarek_giverofcookies.

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    Crowley sets out to create a youtube tutorial video on how to detail (wash) your classic car properly without damaging it. At least that's what he tells Aziraphale. He may, however have an ulterior motive for getting scantily clad and wet in front of his angel... He is, after all, the original tempter.

    This is also the first digital car drawing I did!

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    Aziraphale told Crowley to be a good influence for once and write something actualy helpful for the "In love with my car" zine. Crowley wasn't too happy about it, but here you go.

    "Unless you’re a supernatural entity who can bend reality to your will, your car probably doesn’t run on miracles. Which means you’re gonna need to do some boring human things to it to make sure it doesn’t spontaneously turn into a ball of flame crossing the M25 during rush hour. 

    Although to be fair, that kind of thing could happen to anyone. Anyway, I digress."

    (Illustration is the zine cover, a collab with HeavyDirtySil. Ink bookshop & digital Bentley by me, cover design, text, formatting and everything else created by Sil.)

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    A view through time of how the Bentley forged a friendship with Crowley, pushing him to go after the love of his life and helping him realise that maybe he is just a little bit of a good person.

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    Crowley and Mary the Bentley race through the streets of London avoiding pedestrians to reach the Aziraphale as soon as possible.

    Inspired by Benny the Cab from "Who framed Roger Rabbit", I wanted to draw Mary the Bentley as a lovely cartoony car with expressive eyes and, of course.... in love with the Bookshop xD (sorry not sorry, I'm soft for them as sentient beings).

    Also, title and lyrics from "Breakthru" by Queen.

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    "Sorry?" said Aziraphale. "I thought that was the big one."
    "I'm not sure," said Crowley. "Think about it. For my money, the really big one will be all of Us against all of Them."
    "What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?"
    –Good Omens, Ch. 7

     After the world doesn't end, the angels and demons decide to set aside their differences and try again—at putting an end to it.

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    A curious child starts hanging around A. Z. Fell and Co. Crowley and Aziraphale notice, and eventually the kid grows closer to them. Many shenanigans ensue, and quite a bit is revealed about the inner workings of Heaven and Hell.

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    "Oh dear. What have you done this time? Suggest adding those lovely wooden panels to the sides? Or flames?"

    "No! I would never do that."

    "I would never do that, you hear?"

    "I don't think she's listening, Crowley."

     

    "She's always listening."

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    “I think my snake is in your vent,” the man says, with no context or explanation. He shifts his weight again, the smile becoming even broader.

    Aziraphale, after a pause to think it through, says: “This is either a prank or a come-on, isn’t it.” Snake in his vent. Really. He tries very hard to not look at the man’s absurd trousers.

    (just a bit of a meet-cute, featuring Bentley as a snake.)

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    It's all going swimmingly after the Apocanot. Holding hands, sharing kisses but then Crowley takes one of his epic (Epic!) naps and wakes up almost 200 years later. The humans are still about, doing whatever they're doing on Earth, but where is Aziraphale??

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    After being told by Aziraphale he'd see him "when all this is over" Crowley starts his lockdown nap early. But what do demons dream about when they take a multi-month nap? Being Britain's greatest secret agent on a mission to save the world and rescue his best friend of course! And if that best friend also happens to be his love interest? Well, what Aziraphale doesn't know can't hurt him, right?

    OR

    The dream sequence James Bond AU that nobody asked for but everyone encouraged me to write anyway.

    This story is mostly complete and I plan to update on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates (almost) every Friday!

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    Complete!

    What if the body swap was in the books? The inner thoughts of our Ineffable Idiots as they go about saving themselves as each other. Points out all the little details of their voices and faces that makes them so brilliantly acted. I even spell checked it! I hope you all enjoy as Aziraphale confuses Crowley with his miraculous ideas, and then proceeds to be un-angelic, having fun lying of all things! Simultaneously Crowley realized Archangel Fucking Gabriel is an ArchAsshole.

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    i soon decided after reading some fics to join the cult of bob the roomba here is my offering please take it all hail the roomba some of these are from my owen roomba

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    It was winter in Soho, and everything was freezing.

    Yet Crowley had to wipe the sweat off his brow, shake out his shirt from where it clung to him. His heart still raced. His whole body stretched tight as a violin string, freshly plucked and vibrating out a clean, whole note. He was hard. Everywhere.

    A great pressure crouched within him. His thighs shook as he tried to force it down. Pressing – hands that moved of their own accord, down into the stiffness of himself. Blood throbbed hotly inside him, reddening his vision, pulsing in his ears.

    His breathing rasped as he struggled to hold himself still.

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    Alternate title: "Help, My Car Has Achieved Sapience and Ships Me With My Hereditary Enemy, Who I Actually Am Desperately In Love With But Still"

    The holy water was the last straw. Having spent the past few decades watching Crowley and Aziraphale talk around each other, the Bentley decides to take matters into its own hands.

    Crowley is not amused.

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    My piece for Ineffable Eras Zine: Soho 1967.
    What if Crowley went after Aziraphale?

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