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    Inspired by wine, fanart, and hot guys with long hair and man buns.
    They been dancing around each other for centuries, and now, after the end times timed out, the tensions mount and the affections slip out. Pure sugar. A little prodding from the Angel, bc he has known forever and enjoys flirting.
    Name a silly romantic trope. I got it. have some romantic husbands.

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    2/?
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    31
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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    28/?
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    When you Fall from Grace you are subject to an eternity of torment. Sometimes that means boiling pits of sulfur, sometimes it means blood and pain, and sometimes it means being stuck in traffic for six hours on what had been a previously pleasant Tuesday afternoon.

    The worst thing is when it means being given everything you want most, only to have it all ripped away. For Crowley, that happens about once every hundred years. With Armageddon on the horizon, the game has changed in way that will guarantee the end of everything if Aziraphale can't find a way to change it.

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    3/6
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    22
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    6
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    Crowley tells Aziraphale a bedtime story. It, rather predictably, goes way off the rails.
    Or,
    Crowley tells a story in which a dashing hero saves the world with the help of a handsome Prince. Along the way, the Prince turns into a dragon when anyone tries to borrow anything from his castle, the hero's faithful steed is lost, an evil salamander is defeated with a magical potion we forgot to foreshadow, and the kingdom is saved.

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    Lots and lots of somethings are wrong. First, Crowley's nearly hit by a car. Then he almost brains himself tripping over new and excessive piles of books at the bookshop. To add insult to near-injury, Aziraphale starts throwing knives at him. Safe to say his day could be going better.

    The thing that's the most wrong of all is the universe, of course. In this one there was never an Arrangement. Aziraphale and Anthony (they can't both be 'Crowley') aren't friends and they certainly never agreed to prep for Armageddon. Unfortunately, the end of the world is two days away.

    So that's something Crowley really has to fix before they can figure out how to get him home.

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    1/9
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    Crowley has a surprise for Aziraphale.

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    Crowley, on assignment from Hell, is to tempt a nun. The demon doesn't want to, she wants a meaningful relationship, which by all standards is impossible for her. But, facing torment in Hell for who knows how long is a pretty good motivator.

    Aziraphale is a nun who wants nothing more than to be good and kind, but she keeps tripping over her faults, which by all standards, makes her a bad nun. She wants a relationship, but she's shoved that wish deep down because of outside sources, and who would want to be with the chubby nun who can't do anything right anyway?

    They just might prove each other wrong.

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    22/?
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    On his way home, Crowley comes to a decision. It was inevitable, really; one might even call it ineffable. 

    Fell obviously needs looking after, and none of the other humans seem to be up to the job. 

    That means Crowley will have to do it.

    “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he calls up to Bentley. 

    ‘I guarantee you I’m not.’

    “It’s time to make a deal with a witch,” Crowley declares, and dives under the water, leaving the duck to stare after him in horrified confusion. 

     

    (alternatively: the little mermaid au no one asked for)

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    Aziraphale of Fell is, as everyone is so eager to tell him, an angel. So obedient and thoughtful, always willing to lend a hand to anyone who asks. Or demands, rather. But the point still stands. Aziraphale is a delight to be around. Aziraphale hates this about himself. He would much rather be selfish and awful, but he doesn't have a choice. That bumbling fool of a fairy, Newton, saw to that.

    Prince Anthony J. Crowley is absolutely done with everyone. He is surrounded by simpering, grovelling, obsequious bastards who just want power. They do whatever he asks them to do, without really listening to him. He is a walking meal ticket in the eyes of his so-called friends, and he hates it.

    Then Crowley meets Aziraphale, who does whatever is demanded of him, but with an angry glint in his eyes. Aziraphale, who seems like he would kill you, if he could do so without breaking the rules of polite society. Aziraphale, who absolutely does not hesitate to be a bit of a bastard, in the best way possible. Aziraphale, who is furious about something, but won't say what it is. Aziraphale, who is a bit of a mystery.

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    I was rereading Ella Enchanted and went "wait a moment, why is this literally Good Omens though."

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    Unable to use the Bentley, Crowley must navigate public transportation.

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    Aziraphale has put memories away for centuries. Carefully filed them around far-flung corners of the island he has claimed as his Principality. As he and Crowley celebrate 1000 years of their Arrangement, he begins to wonder what he’s been missing. Crowley has plans of his own, plans that he wants to share. But with the angel looking to the past, he knows he’ll have to be patient about their future.

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    Aziraphale has hidden his regrets. Crowley has hidden his hopes. One day they’ll unpack them together.

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    crowley knows what heaven does to aziraphale. he understands why the angel gets snappy, forgives him every time he lashes out.

    that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt like hell.

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    After the lockdown, Aziraphale and Crowley take a much needed vacation to the creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner…

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    1/?
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    the arrangement is over. is it time to part?

    dining at the Ritz, the husbands work out what the future holds for them.

    sweet, soppy smut.

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    После неудавшегося Апокалипсиса и изгнания в Ад Сатана забирает с собою Кроули, дабы примерно его наказать — так, как это умеют делать в Аду, — а Азирафаэль не собирается с этим мириться и повышает голос на Господа. Рейтинг за травмы и медицинские манипуляции.
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    Примечание 1: частичное AU относительно финала событий на авиабазе.
    Примечание 2: частичное AU относительно настоящих причин некоторых канонных событий.
    Примечание 3: Господь, Она же Всевышний, в этой Вселенной женского рода, а Смерть — мужского. Это непостижимо, но следует принять как данность.
    Примечание 4: не только совы не то, чем кажутся.

    Предупреждение: осторожно, в тексте имеется в наличии стекло!

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    2
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    12
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    3
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    Alekai J. Crowley is the son of an angel and a demon.

    His life had been nothing but perfect in all the seventeen years he had been alive. That perfect life though would soon be completely torn apart when mysterious strangers come searching for him and are more than willing to take away everything he ever cared about. More importantly, his parents and Alekai is not about to lose the only family he had ever come to know and love.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Human AU. Nonbinary!Crowley

    Ezra is the local librarian and is horribly upset when someone parks their truck in his private lot, taking up all the room rightfully reserved for his customers. However, he never expected the beautiful creature that would walk out of the cab of that truck, nor did he expect just how much their appearance would impact his world, for the better.

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    4/?
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    30
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    5
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    475
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    As Hell’s bastard prince, Crowley is expected to wed an Archangel of Heaven’s kingdom to bring peace between the two warring nations.

    It's too bad he only has eyes for his sweet, absolute bastard of a Guide, the Principality Aziraphale, who is dead-set on making sure the engagement happens.

    For the sake of their kingdoms, Aziraphale leads the Prince of Hell through the long, arduous road of winning an Archangel’s favor and affections. However, Crowley would much rather use that romantic guidance to win him over instead.

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    40,047
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    298
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    Will Aziraphale get to drive home? Not if The Bentley has anything to say about it.

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    20
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    "Sorry?" said Aziraphale. "I thought that was the big one."
    "I'm not sure," said Crowley. "Think about it. For my money, the really big one will be all of Us against all of Them."
    "What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?"
    –Good Omens, Ch. 7

     After the world doesn't end, the angels and demons decide to set aside their differences and try again—at putting an end to it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    9
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    421

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