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    a fake dating fic, in that they are fake people and real dating. sometimes you just have to work with someone else despite every other inclination driving towards you working alone. sometimes those situations include going to a wedding to kill one or more people. title is from the tina turner song.

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    They work well together and even if he gets too ballsy, tries to outshine him, Bullseye can knock him down a peg, put him out of commission, and he’ll get right back up in a week or two. And Wade’s funny, makes him laugh, which is new.

    Which is why he’s the first, probably only, person Bullseye’s willing to go to with this.

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    “Guys, I’ve looked at the marriage license,” Anathema said, “and I’ve gotten copies of our notices and everything. The names on the documents aren’t Newt’s and mine anymore. Apparently they never were. They’re yours.”

    When a drunken attempt to help a friend gets Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally married, their decision to fake it instead of fix it changes their relationship in a way neither of them realizes the other wants.

    Over the course of a few short months, two supernatural beings discover that there are plenty of things they don’t know about each other, two humans finally get married (again), and everyone learns how to be a little braver.

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    As you were introduced to one Steve Rogers by your friend Sam a while ago, it wasn’t an unusual occurrence for the three of you to get lunch together. Hell, not even for you and Steve only.

    Except that the one time you decided to go out for lunch instead of sticking to the Tower cafeteria, reporters took a photo and accused you and the Captain of dating.

    What shocked you much more though was that Tony and Natasha wanted you two to just go with it in order to catch a criminal. Oh boy. This would have been much more acceptable if you didn’t have a crush on that man which was a size of the US…

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    A gift for @jestbee.

    After Dan surprises Phil by agreeing to his stupid fake relationship plan to impress the bosses at his company we spend the week with them in New York. Where Phil tries desperately to think of everything but Dan, and Dan tries everything he can to make sure that doesn’t happen.

    A work in progress. I don’t expect anyone other than Jane to read this!

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    2/?
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    “Here’s some Wilde for you,” said Josh, sliding his hand upwards. “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”...Josh’s hand was at the crease of Aziraphale’s thigh. It gave a rough squeeze. Oh. Oh no.
    “No, really, I’m flattered, but I don’t -“ Aziraphale was starting to get desperate. Some excuse. Anything to shake this human off. His heart was beating fast, his hands began to tremble.
    “I think you do,” leered Josh. “Look at you. Don’t resist, Zira. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”
    “Joshua, I am not interested, you insufferable man…” Aziraphale trailed off as he looked around, frantic now. He looked to the bar, where a man – or something man-shaped in tight black pants - was pocketing his wallet and grabbing the bottle of scotch from the counter. Aziraphale swallowed, watching as Crowley began to make his way back over to the table.
    “I have a boyfriend,” blurted Aziraphale.

    ----

    Aziraphale and Crowley go drinking at pub trivia when a man from another team takes an interest in Aziraphale. Crowley is not impressed. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Ben Solo has a Friday evening stress-relieving routine – he comes home, he cooks, he eats, no exceptions. But what happens when his cute neighbor interrupts his orderly life?

    Upd: now with recipes.

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    Aziraphale Fell runs a successful food blog, Celestial Comestibles, where he shares mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories about his happy domestic life in a cottage with his husband and son. As promotion for his upcoming cookbook, his publishers run a contest: one lucky winner will get to spend Christmas with Aziraphale and his family.

    What the publishers don't know is that the real Aziraphale Fell is a single city-dweller. And if he wants to keep up his happily married persona, he'll have to acquire a cottage, husband, and son before Christmas.

    As it happens, his friend and neighbor Anthony Crowley has his nephew staying with him for the holidays. One fake marriage proposal later, and everything seems tickety-boo--as long as Aziraphale can keep from developing inconveniently real feelings for his pretend husband...

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    When Rowan Whitethorn convinces Erilea's most notorious treasure hunter, Aelin Galathynius, to help him find an ancient book, they inadvertently awaken a long-slumbering evil and uncover secrets about the past that history would rather have kept hidden.

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    Adam es secuestrado, torturado y entre eso con un lavado de cerebro, para convertirlo en hijo de Hordak.

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    EMERGENCY HELP WANTED
    I lied when I got my job. I told them I had a kid so I could leave early from work to pick him up from daycare, take him to doctor's appointments, and occasionally miss a day when he's sick. Long story short, I'm in too deep. I didn't think it through. Looking to rent a kid for bring your child to work day. Must be a boy ages four to six, longish dark hair, likes soccer. Must also be artistic as the macaroni noodle paintings I made seem a little advanced for his age. Also, I will pay extra for someone willing to play the role of husband when dropping him off. He's a prosecuting attorney who often brings his work home. Message me for further details. Serious inquiries only.

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    "We're enemies, Herr Landa. You keep forgetting that."

    "I haven't forgotten for a second."

    In occupied Paris, a Jewish-American spy's world unravels when Standartenführer Hans Landa takes a special interest in her.

    Novel-length romantic thriller about resistance, sabotage, tangled loyalties, and transformative love.

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    "See, now we could easily solve this problem with you just pretending to be my boyfriend for the weekend for this wedding. I don't actually know how it solves your problem, but it does solve mine! And then we would be living in a rom-com," Richie joked.

    "Okay," Eddie says. His casual response makes Richie do a double take.

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    Eighteen months. That’s how long their relationship is going to last.

    After that, there won’t be any hard feelings between Jaime and Brienne. Only respect. They will, of course, continue to be friends.

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    Later John wonders if it was fate, destiny, or whether it was a crazy random happenstance that caused him to look across the street at that exact moment. Because as he raised his eyes to gaze at the shops across the street, he saw a face that he honestly didn’t expect to see again outside of a creepy evil secret warehouse or local swimming pool. At that moment, he looked up from his disappointing coffee and he saw him, London’s favourite consulting criminal: Jim Moriarty.

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    What do you do when the woman you find yourself infatuated with is completely unable to look at your face? What do you do when your best friend is being blackmailed about an indecent tea time incident? If you’re Hubert von Vestra, you kill two birds with one stone and get Ferdinand to court Bernadetta on your behalf.

    [Also happening in the background, the planning of a truly epic Imperial Wedding between Edelgard and Claude, and the wedding of Byleth and Dimitri, all as a means to secure peace…aka Hubert and Hilda as conscripted wedding planning partners]

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    Caroline needs the perfect boyfriend to use as a buffer against what's left of her abusive family - Wedding Weekend was always gonna suck, but especially now since her mom died so recently.

    So naturally, she commandeers Klaus.

    Oh, and apparently she's desiccating super slowly? Which is weird. It's resulting in super intense day dreams of the sexy variety... which is... Confusing.
    And kinda leading her down some awkward (sexy) paths, if she's entirely honest.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    When you are placed in a box it can be hard to escape from those biases and...expectations.

    He was called a Trickster. The Snake.

    Betrayal. Lies. Untrustworthiness. Manipulation.

    That's what people thought of when they thought of the snake...When they thought of him.

    But now he had a second (cough third) chance to prove them wrong.

    Good thing for him there was an incredibly attractive and equally intelligent Mechanic to show him that being a snake means so much more than lies and deceit......Though those traits can be helpful too.

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    Tony acquires a stalker at the club so he tries to get one of hot guys on a date to pretend to be his boyfriend. It works out surprisingly well.

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    When Dazai spends an impulsive night with an attractive stranger, he doesn't expect it to turn into a months long commitment. Pretending to be Chuuya's boyfriend is not exactly the break from life's monotony he'd been looking for, but here he is.

    Chuuya has no intention of letting his sister set him up, but she's already knocking on the door, and the guy he brought home from the club last night is still in his apartment. And, well, a little bit of fake dating never hurt anyone, right? But even the best-laid plans go astray, and when he realises his prospective blind date is the guy who just crawled out of his bed, things are only going to get more entangled from here...

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Folks, they're gay.

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    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    243
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    200
    Bookmarks:
    18
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