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    jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off

    shmoopie: STOP

    minsugagenius: I'm a master baby with your bra

    shmoopie: I'M CRYUNG YOONGI WHY 

    jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off

    hoesucc: I can help you slide those panties off

    jimbo: Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights

    shmoopie: FUCK ALL OF YOU RIGH IN THE FUCKING ASSHOLE 

    shmoopie: I HATE ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE

    [shmoopie left IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY]

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    23/?
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    Three years ago, Scanlan vanished from Greyskull Apartments, leaving only burnt bridges and his old guitar. Yesterday, he resurfaced in police custody, under the watchful eye of Kima and Allura.

    The police have a proposition for Pike- a sting, to catch her scamming family and get them off the streets. At the same time, Scanlan is suspected of involvement with a large crime ring in Emon, but he refuses to give up the identity of its leader. The solution? Fake a wedding between Scanlan and Pike, to attract the Trickfoots into town, and hope Scanlan will spill something to one of his oldest friends with enough time.

    But as Pike learns the truth of why Scanlan left, their relationship grows more and more complicated, leaving her no easy answers. And while old feelings reignite, the Trickfoots are watching their every step. Pike and Scanlan just may find out how deadly a lie can be.....

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    38
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    4
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    “You’re not allowed to take the high ground while proposing we defraud your government, Marns.”

    “Not with that attitude,” Mitch says. “Look, I’m not proposing we defraud anyone, I’m just-”

    “Proposing?” Auston finishes, wry.

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    3/3
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    199
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    49
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    “I don’t believe in therapy,” Devin says, staring through the windshield with a good deal more concentration than an empty parking lot merits. Gansey is about to say that that’s rather obvious, scorn she has no real claim to, when Devin continues, “But I think you should make Ronan see someone.”

    “No one can make Ronan do anything she doesn’t want to do.” Devin hasn’t turned on the AC or cracked the windows, and sweat beads under Gansey’s collar, still starchy from the dry cleaner’s. She’s annoyed to have been dragged out here to bake in a soulless luxury vehicle and discuss implausible pipe dreams.

    “You can. And if you don’t, it’ll be your fault when she dies.” At this, Devin gets out and heads across the parking lot, heading toward the road instead of back to Aglionby. For all the time she spends scolding Ronan for her truancy, she too, acts like she has something much more important to do than graduate from high school.

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    why can’t anyone ever just talk about what happened instead of dating out of revenge because it never goes well.

    and yet, here we are.

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    14/15
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    112
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    13
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    Nearing the end of the five year mission, Jim struggles with feelings of loneliness and indirection. On top of that, he begins to suffer hallucinations following a simple visit to a planet inhabited by a pre-warp civilization that worships strange gods. His entire crew thinks that he's going insane -- except for Spock, who will do anything to try and fix what's happening to him. Will he succeed, or will Jim's hallucinations be the downfall of them both?

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    7/12
    Comments:
    9
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    There’s nothing fake about the way Evan Hansen feels for the volatile alpha with mismatched eyes
    There’s nothing fake about the way Connor Murphy feels for the anxious omega with the tree obsession
    There’s everything fake with the way everyone else think they’re involved
    At least they aren’t alone anymore
    ((The story is too serious for the title; you’ve been warned)) ((This is the one au I should’ve never gotten my hands on, yet here we are))((You thought I was done?))

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    251
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    29
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    Shota Aizawa an ex-vigilante trying to take care of his 10 year old son now working a bouncer job at U.A. Things have been different since his vigilante partner had passed some time ago.

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    3/?
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    5
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    He was of leather and lace.
    She was of hugs and kisses.
    Kalmin's first impression of them was that they were beautiful.
    His second impression of them was... different.
    More alien hunters and insomniacs.
    But either way, he was falling hard for two incredible people.

    AKA the polyamorous love triangle no one asked for featuring a small hyper-active Asian troll, an angsty Greek brat and the sweetest hockey-playing barista in the world.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
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    26
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    2
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    1024
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    Дерек трудоголик, который понятия не имеет, как ему провести свой выходной так, чтобы не умереть от одиночества. Он прибегает к услугам продавца ощущений - Стайлза. Им предстоит полный веселья и эмоций день в Большом яблоке.

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    Tucker has a family reunion, some low self esteem, and no plus one. Washington has a free weekend and definitely-not-a-crush on Tucker. The answer is obvious. Besides, these things always work out great in the movies, right?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    56
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    15
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    She's a rebel who needs to be a conformist. He's a conformist who wants to be a rebel. They're an unlikely team, but helping each other is essential if they're going to make it through Voldemort's new regime alive.

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    Chapters:
    3/15
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    9
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    2
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    five times Cormoran and Robin said "I love you," and one time they heard each other, wrapped up in pining, a fake relationship, and a green dress.

    updates will be rapid.

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    1
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    “I have a solution to your mating issue.”

    “So I’ve gathered, but at what price?”

    Lexa leans onto the table with her elbows. It reminds Clarke of that moment in a movie where the super villain makes a diabolical offer and the superhero has no choice but to agree. “Mate me instead.”
     
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    Or Lexa offers Clarke a deal, but making a deal with the devil always comes back to bite those in the ass. Lexa is known for losing control; for going feral when in wolf form. Clarke knows from experience that is something not to take lightly. But looking at Lexa… she has to be lesser of the two evils.

    Right?

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    42,272
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    698
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    1875
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    Hits:
    31024
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    Sayuri Minami escapes the orphanage to find her best and only friend Yui, who had been "missing" for a couple months, little did she know that this decision would change her life forever. Will these two girls be able to escape this labyrinth of madness?

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    22,513
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
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    22
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    3
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    1000
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    A place for all the AU scenarios for the Saints that are stuck in my head.

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    17,015
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    322
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    Most people find a significant other in common places: a coffee shop, a party, one of their college classes... Hell, even online dating works for some.

    Saihara realized he wasn't most people when his psychology professor paired him with Ouma Kokichi, local self-proclaimed supreme leader, for a semester of fake dating.

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    4,535
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    115
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    16
    Hits:
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    Five unconnected oneshots featuring Steve and Darcy. Various ratings.

    1. The Intern Wife

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    English
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    1,679
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Inukawa returns to earth with a broken spirit.
    Takenaka finds a use for the tool he never asked for.
    Perhaps, they are fixing each other...

    Or maybe just dishing out salt and sass via bad jokes. It's hard to tell sometimes.

    *
    [Because this is a rarepair that's not explored enough, and because with the big scary arc looming the fandom collectively forgot what Inukawa's been through. Weekly updates.]

    Language:
    English
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    21,450
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    250
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    The prologues consist of the story behind the old photograph, an intro to Adachi's time with Iwai, and a look at who Niichan is.

    While our main story resumes with Tohru and Ryota heading into the TV World to check on some hunches. Nanako finds out, of course. And then finally faces her shadow!?
    Tohru and crew head over to Naichou on another excruciating car ride. Once there, Tohru has to wrangle everyone into using their personas IRL and getting along and—Okay why does Namatame have his Izanagi but isn't fighting with the rest? Why do he and Ito get to take it easy?? And are those evokers Elizabeth gave Ryota!?
    What else? There's a fake relationship that gets a little too real. Teddie finishes building his boat with the others. Tohru makes everyone finally play King's Game. Tohru and Kanji experience a body swap!? Will this make them understand each other a little better? (Poor Kanji!) And why is everyone playing DDR...? (Please don't tell me they're going to go to karaoke, too.)

    We’re really going to begin digging into what makes humans and other beings (shadows, gods, etc) separate.

    IMPORTANT:
    Archive Warnings may apply later
    Trigger Warnings will be labeled in-chapter

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    English
    Words:
    17,887
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    159

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