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    Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.

     
    “But why me?”

    “You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."

    “What about Kevin?”

    Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”

    “He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’

    “Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”

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    Once upon a time, Flynn stranded the Time Team in 1754. 20 miles from Ft. Duquesne and with no blacksmithing skills, it's going to take longer than day for that LifeBoat to be repaired. This is an AU fic for 1x07.

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    27/?
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    “Hear me out,” Phantom Thief LAN says. “Take me as your date to the ball.”

    Sizhui considers this for a few moments. “Alright,” He agrees.

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    After fighting by Ladybug's side as Aspik, Adrien finally has an excuse to connect with her. But when Gabriel voices concerns about Ladybug during a charity event, Adrien realizes she might need him for more than just one dance.

    Or, the one where Ladybug and Adrien work together to find out Hawkmoth's identity, while maybe squeezing in a date or two along the way.

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    3/?
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    He was a punk, and he did ballet.
    He was smitten, and he needed to prove a point.

    Luke and Reggie didn't think Alex could flirt to save his life.
    But the skater boy he conveniently just met has absolutely no problems pretending to date him, to prove his friends wrong, and as they get closer...

    It'd be a lot easier if there hadn't been so much that they needed to figure out about the band's mysterious disappearance twenty-five years earlier.

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    With his twenty-first birthday looming just around the corner, the Southern Water Tribe Elders have decided that Sokka, next in line to be Chief, needs to get married. Sokka does not want that, but he does need to get them off his back until he can figure his way out of it. What better way to do that than to pretend to date his best friend (and newly minted Ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe) Zuko?

    Seriously, this is a foolproof plan. Maybe one of Sokka's best. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

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    In a fit of frustration, Druk sends old Zuko and Toph to a different world. Only, their bodies seem to have de-aged and Druk himself seems to have become a spirit locked in Zuko's mind. There's no way for them to go back, and really, would going back even be worth it? Maybe they can find peace in this 'Konohagakure.'

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    When Ariel Bailey starts having problems with a former friend's attachment, she has to take measures to keep him away... even fabricating a relationship with a friend. When she makes a new friend in Spencer Reid she struggles to find a balance between reality, security, and happiness.

    She didn't think through what would happen when she asked Ollie to agree to their "relationship", and now she's about to find out what happens when life gets a bit more complicated.

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    jonathan sims: Remember when you said you’d do anything for me? Like, you meant it as a joke and you were sloshed out of your mind and i get that but you did say it? did you mean that?

    gdelano: uh

    gdelano: ...what happened?

    jonathan sims: A LOT :(

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    Agent Margaret Robinson (you) joins the BAU from the Interpol as an assist on the field for Garcia. Slowly, but surely, she falls in love with Spencer Reid, not realising the effects she has on the young doctor.

    (Set between seasons 3 and 4 of Criminal Minds)

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    The Ultra-Luxe suits the girl the Courier’s pretending to be, coming from out West with stars in her eyes and a sack of caps to lose. It doesn’t suit the Courier at all, but.
    But the job’ll net them one hell of a favor if they can pull it off, and these days Cass’d bet on the two of them over just about anybody.

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    Ulysses is a high school dropout who kind of just hangs around. Ariadne has her own drama to deal with, Herakles has issues at home, Orpheus has been dumped by his girlfriend, and Oedipus, well... He just wants to get out. The five of them end up vaguely working together on a project, while their lives unfold around them.
    Oh, and all their teachers are immortal, because of course they are.

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    In the dying days of 1819, the young female protegé of Lady Marie Lhwyd-Millstone is arranged to be married to the parish vicar, in a marriage said to be “suitable for people of their standing”.

    The problem is, Felix Millstone is not a lady, and Vicar Maximillian DeSoto is an arse.

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    You are an upcoming young actress, starring in your first major film. For publicity, the studio suggests you begin a relationship with your co-star, British thespian Diego Brando. Reluctantly, you agree, and soon find yourself at odds with Johnny Joestar, former Hollywood star. After losing his career and the use of his legs, Johnny offers to help you achieve fame but cautions the price.

    Is it really the fame you want? Or something else?

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    19/?
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    The last couple of months have been eye-opening for Belle French, school librarian and grad student.  First there was the discovery that magic exists.  Then she spent weeks on the run trying to protect her favorite student from Eldritch Abominations while slowly sickening.  Now barely able to breath she finally completes her journey to deliver young Bae to his adored Papa.

    Only to discover that now her life is about to get really interesting.

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    34
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    All Rey wants is one internship instead of her two-and-a-half jobs, a Master degree in Mechanical Engineering and a good night sleep. All Kylo wants is to release his new line of TIEs and to keep spending his time and money the way he sees fit. The chances they meet are low and yet...

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    158
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    Ink only agreed to the relationship with Error, because it was the Destroyer’s condition to make the truce. He would’ve never consented to it, if he’d known what would become of him.

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    AU - Fake Dating

    When Sara's invited to her ex's wedding, her friends come up with an insane plan for her to bring a fake boyfriend. Enter Leonard.

    I needed some Soft!Leonard, so this happened.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    When Steve can’t go with you to your cousin’s wedding, he sends Bucky in his place. What happens when more than one person assume you’re dating?

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    115
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    29
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    A collection of minifics about SakuOro and their family. Many involving bb!Kakashi, and some with a variety of adopted cublings.

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    Chapters:
    538/?
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    2
    Comments:
    7211
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    3208
    Bookmarks:
    410
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