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    A history of Crowley, the Bentley, and Aziraphale. Sentient Bentley decides enough is enough.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are in the Bentley when a song called Bijou starts playing.

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    Aziraphale is a hedonistic, barely tolerated, socially awkward principality angel stationed on earth who dutifully does his job by day and quietly indulges himself by night. He was given an average human shaped body that, according to his superiors, he has let go soft and useless. He is by no means special or especially powerful. Which makes it all the more confusing when Gabriel informs him, frowning mightily enough for God Herself, that he has been given a special task straight from the Top; compromise the Demon Crowley.

    Or; the Lucifer inspired AU that no one asked for.

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    In which a certain angel and a certain demon find themselves with more free time and space than they know how to deal with after the almost apocalypse- and find that their relationship is most certainly not going to go back to the status-quo. Not that either seems to mind.

    AKA A very fluffy and selfish account of them being in love

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    Anthony J. Crowley was always one for emotions. Emotions were part of his job.

    So why did it take Elton John to get him to face his?

    Or, a travel through the years as the fallen angel and angel encounter beboop and relate to it in various way.

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    ‘We did. Apparently.’

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    Crowley used to be the best singer in Heaven's choir before he Fell. He still loves music, of course, but Aziraphale has never heard him sing since. What he doesn't know is that Crowley still sings quite often. He also doesn't know that Crowley only ever sings love songs anymore. And they're all about Aziraphale.

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    Now that they share a life, can they learn to share a car? Aziraphale and Crowley continue on their path towards becoming an old married couple.

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    Crowley was speeding again, but he has a stonkingly devious method to apologize to Aziraphale this time.

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    One day over lunch, Aziraphale offers to paint Crowley's portrait. Crowley takes him up on it and hangs the picture on his wall. He had mostly forgotten about it until the day after the averted Apocalypse. Now, there's something incredibly wrong with it.

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    Crowley is hopelessly in love with Aziraphale but will never admit it. The Bentley is sick of Crowley moping around and decides to force him to admit his feelings...with the help of Queen, of course.

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    And then, he could smell it, the love and desire seeming to waft off of the Angel, filling the car even as they spoke. He closed his eyes, leaning forward and breathing it in, the earthly, sweet scent of it. He drank it in, his breath then leaving his body in an openly audible sigh, opening his eyes once more to find the Angel staring at him, the feelings radiating off of him and rippling through the air like heat waves rising off of asphalt.

    He learned forward even more, his tongue flickering out as his basic snake instincts seemed to take over, tasting the air around his angel. He bent his head nearer and whispered into Aziraphale's ear, "Is there something you're not telling me, Angel?" His words came out in a hiss, his voice running shivers through the Angel.

    Alternative Good Omens 60's holy water scene. Crowley and Aziraphale finally give into temptation and get it on in the Bentley.

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    Some important events and musings from the Bentley's point of view, from the moment she was born til just after the Apocalypse That Never Was:

    She hadn’t been conscious – or rather, she hadn’t even been aware that consciousness was a thing – until she was purchased. Well, not the moment she was purchased. It was the moment the new owner slithered into her driver’s seat and laid hands upon her wheel and murmured, “Ah yes, this will do nicely.”

    That was the moment she woke up from a previously unknown sleep.

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    When Bentley was first brought into being, he thought perhaps he would enjoy a nice few years travelling the British countryside, maybe take a couple kids off to college, and retire in ten years when he started having mechanical problems.

    That was, after all, the average life of a Bentley, and this one thought he was no different.

    He was wrong.

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    Adam asks for some driving lessons in the Bentley. Aziraphale has tea with Mrs. Young and Anathema. It's all very human and mortal.

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    Crowley doesn't consciously think about it, there's no need to. The car does all the work. Anything left for more than two weeks is Queen, no exceptions. Even his Mozart CD only lasted ten days after the Almost-Apocalypse. That said, he does occasionally stock some new CDs, so he doesn't immediately notice when It happens.

    It being the new music.

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    “No one's invulnerable.” It was a truth Beelzebub had long known; as a demon, there is always a way to break someone. Sometimes you just have to get creative. “If we can't kill them, we take away what they live for.”

    “What's that?”

    Beelzebub rolled her eyes. Wasn't it obvious, given their stance at the end of the world? “Each other.”

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    Even destroyed, churches are still consecrated.

    Wherein Crowley's feet still get burned by consecrated church land and Aziraphale starts noticing his feelings but finds them awfully inconvenient. So both of them need a lift.

    Inspired by this amazing fanart by @johanirae.

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    "That anxious torture may I never feel, Which doubtful, watches o'er a wandering heart. O, who that bitter torment can reveal, Or tell the pining anguish of that smart!" - Lord Byron

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    "Fu in quel momento che il silenzio nell'automobile venne rotto dall’automobile stessa. La radio si accese autonomamente e partì una canzone."

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