9 Works by SweetheartSlacker
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"Get-togethers like this remind you of just how much you miss being alone."
Jake gets drunk and struggles even more than usual to say no.
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“Dave, considering the position you’re putting me in right now, me asking for your side of the story isn’t the worst outcome you could be dealing with right now."
Enough is enough. Ride 'em cowboy!
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- Part 3 of Pile Drive
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“At risk of sounding like I’m cribbing something straight from a B Plot porno, your dick’s huge, dude. Giving me a real workout here. Like it fucking hurts, but it’s– It’s good. So fucking good, don’t stop, please don’t stop.”
Dave and Karkat share a thoroughly informative first time.
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“Much as I appreciate the no-doubt literary wizardry you’re about to unleash, I’m more of a visual learner.”
Dave is made to reenact his dildo meetcute for an audience.
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- Part 2 of Pile Drive
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"Sometimes I’m minding my own business, doing whatever dudes in the later stages of healing their full childhood’s worth of trauma do, when the mere sight of your alternate future self catches me off guard."
An involuntary self-reflection on a particularly formative thirteen years. Dave spits some vitriol Bro's way.
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Falling for a prank and being watched while masturbating are two entirely separate things. Except when they’re not.
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- Part 1 of Pile Drive
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Dave: Abuse your friend's trust (1) by collectorArticulated (SweetheartSlacker)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2024
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"Like, if you wanna come so bad, you’re gonna get the full ticket to the Striders’ house of shit-fuckery."
Dave might have been more excited about John's visit, if only Bro hadn't gotten involved. Now there's guidelines he has to follow, and he's not looking forward to carrying them out.
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“Let’s see then, shall we? What could ever be…” They lift the lid with great care, “…In this little box?”
Nosramus brings home something new to share with Enki.
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Len finds something, or rather someone, to do at an after party. An obliging companion helps him blow off some steam.