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    Just read the title and tags. Ask and dare these cute babs.

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    2/?
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    3
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    3
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    Homestuck declares that he had recreated SBURB to all the other fandoms. After confirming that it won't destroy their planets, him and a bunch of other fandoms play, only to meet up with 'certain' people in the game.

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    3/?
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    6
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    17
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    2
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    402
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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    104
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    "Dude, the world is your oyster!"
    "Really? If that's true, then I must have a shellfish allergy."
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    Life in middle school was barely tolerable. The only thing keeping Dave Strider from offing himself was his childhood best-friend and confidant John Egbert. So when the time comes to graduate, he couldn't be more relieved. The only problem: some new students keep pestering John -- and, moreover, Dave. Can he put aside his distrustful nature and make some new friends?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    If one were to ask at that exact moment, he would decry any and all knowledge associated with these insane weirdos.

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    1/1
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    12
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    2
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    101
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    "She be usin’ you guys in a way you ain't designed for is what I'm sayin, especially shower days. Twice every week, if ya catch my drift."

    "....It really depends on who they're gonna fuck with. In a literal sense. Y'all are her sex toys."

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    1/1
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    john egbert is not happy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Castle of Caliborn. He works for the mysterious Dirk Strider, a blindfolded concubine who happens to catch the likings of Jake. As their affection for each other grows deeper, the secrets that lay behind the castle walls become more noticable...

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    5/?
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    You're not an organized guy. Your extended family's disorganized enough to be drastically different (one friend of yours argued successfully that you guys cover every MBTI type, BIG yikes). That doesn't mean you're immune to weirdness, though—sure, you'd considered yourself some degree of impervious but this minor pantheon seems determined to prove you wrong...

    Language:
    English
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    5,699
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    500
  10. Tags
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    Lets see how long I can do this.

    500 Day Challenge:
    Write a oneshot/drabble every day for 500 days. Limited to one fandom. Min Word count 1,000.

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    English
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    9,177
    Chapters:
    10/501
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Kink memes, requests, and other excuses for Truly Yours to write sub-1000-word Homesmut ficlets! Kinks & Pairings in chapter titles, for your navigational ease.

    Requests are open!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    667
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    You're high, your mind is everywhere and you know he doesn't like you back. But that doesn't stop you from kissing him.

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    1/?
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    in which both you and dave need to sleep but he talks about the universe instead, much to your chagrin.

    (john pov)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
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    4
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    146
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    A computer generated story about some kids that play a computer game.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    1
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    109
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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Her second and third communion with the Noble Circle were far more gentle, even as the intensity of their love increased to levels that humans could scarcely understand. She just got better at handling it, at communicating with them, a mutual exchange of desires like a proper relationship should be. Her desire to allow them into her world, and their desire to consume, to incorporate, and introduce themselves to every writhing cell, every iota of information, cellular and memetic, until all was entrapped within their boundaries. She thought that was awfully gregarious and magnanimous of them.

    Still, she thought it was unfair, possibly even rude of her to not induct her friends first, before the Horrorterrors performed their less personal incursion upon the Earth. They deserved to be brought into the fold at the same, or similar, of a tier as she was. As far as she was concerned, the rest of humanity was little more than mutton. They could all become extensions of Gl'bgolyb's lesser tendrils, for all of the fucks that she gave. John, poor, sweet, innocent John, deserved a far gentler touch. A needle, as opposed to her masters' hammer.

    (WARNING: AWFUL)

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    English
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    12,560
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    8
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    32
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    1
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    Oof just a dumb oneshot i wrote at school, dave is chloe, john is max, tavros is kate, roxy is william, mom lalonde is joyce, bro strider is david, vriska is warren (ik it's dumb and that john would be warren but whatever), kanaya is victoria (even though it's inaccurate), dirk is nathan prescot, jake is jefferson, latuala is rachel and jade is stella

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    820
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Kudos:
    1
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    22
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    Your sudden love for Karkat Vantas is a psychological phenomenon of no small interest.

    Dave’s POV of The Importance of Being Karkat

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    384
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    Basicly like Only One Shot but with homestuck.

    -*Requests: OPEN*-

     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    English
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    32,729
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Hope's Peak Academy, school for the gifted and talented. Among-st the crowd lies a boy, no older than 16, preppily stepping into the building the boy passes out and wakes up in another part of the building...? Wait... The boy looks around, getting a hold for his surroundings. Deciding there's nothing of interest, he moves towards the Gym; there of which commotion could be heard. One by one, the boy learns everyone's names and everyone learns his. Our protagonist's name? John Egbert (SLSL PRANKSTER)
    In a mirror identical room, a young lady, no younger than 17, wakes up in a somewhat tidy dorm room a dorm room....? When did that happen? Following the same pattern, the young girl acquaints herself with a group of people in the Gym, where the sound of various voices could be heard. The name of this young protagonist? Roxy Lalonde (SHSL BARISTA)
    Two heroes, two settings. Two simultaneous games.
    You have the feeling it's going to be a long year.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,245
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97

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