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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Oh, hah, O'meg'a, that's what we sometimes say --"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not -- I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your shades, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.

    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    John is a pizza man. Dave lives with his bro. Shenanigans and a gay singularity ensue.
    Future A/N: Be warned, I wrote this as a youth and now I'm back as a jaded asshole young adult to finish it and make it better and also to clown on my past self. So just, you know. Look out for that.

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    26/?
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    John and Dave hadn't spoken for years, until they did that is-

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    USER REQUEST: trans bi dave horny out his brain, sandwiched between john and jade having a lively convo

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    cherrypepsicola but mostly johndave in the start >:)

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    Have this Medievalstuck thing that nobody asked for or wanted!

    Dave is the Blacksmith's apprentice in the Town of Sburb, a place so small that you could pass right through it without recalling that you'd been there at all. And he is DYING for an out. When a mysterious adventurer comes through town, singing his adventures and brave tales, Dave knows that this is his only chance to escape.

    The idea for this came from one of the most b-e-a-u-tiful short films I've ever seen, "The Reward". (https://vimeo.com/58179094).

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    John's best friend is no where to be seen for a few days, he fears that Dave may not be coming back at all.

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    turntechGodhead
    ok if youre a stalker now is when i start to get concerned

    ecto
    if i were a stalker, then i would also be concerned...
    but for very different reasons.

     

    or, John and Dave fall in love over the internet, but not in the way you're thinking of.

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    Dave walks the world as a ghost, one day, he sees a young man ice skating and takes a liking to him enough to want to protect him til the day he dies.

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    Dave is always poking fun of John, asking him out on dates. John always laughs it off cause he doesn't have the money, his allowance isn't that high.

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    John lost his mom at a young age, he feels lonely, and then he makes a friend in school.

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    24 trolls, 8 humans, and 4 types of romance, what could go wrong?
    ***
    To place a request, go to my tumblr prince-ampora or wattpad axolittleahgase.

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    38/?
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    John reflects on certain moments in his life.

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    A short prose poem.

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    Dave is a bully that picks on John, but it's only because Dave is childish and he likes him.

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    The life of a magical boy is a tough one, but Dave doesn't really have much of a choice in the matter. It's the fate he was handed, and the fate he'll cope with. With new enemies spawning in his city left and right, Dave has his hands full trying to maintain the peace and little time for much else. That is, until the cute boy he rescued turns up in his college class and seems to share all of his interests. Is love on the horizon? Or is love too much to hope for in this line of work?

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    6/?
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    Dave's plane ride to visit his best friend does not go as smooth as he hopes.

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    "You’ve told the empty chumhandle so many times already that you love it. That you love who used to inhabit it, before all of this bullshit."

    alternatively titled: dave jacking off sadly

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