okzombiez
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“Everything hurts.”
“My arms, my legs, my head. It feels like I’m decomposing. Everyday I check my status, and my health bar’s a little lower. Not by a lot, only down by a fraction. But it’s going down.”
“I feel myself getting weaker. I can’t even get out of bed anymore without some type of…support to hold on to.”
“I’ll have to go to hospice soon.” He began to laugh with scathing resentment in his voice. 007n7 could feel them smirk, the type that didn’t reach the eyes, the kind with no real joy behind it.
He started again, “And you know what the worst part about this is?”
“What?” 7n7 asked, despite the fact that he probably already knew the answer in his head.
“It’s not like some normal cancer anyone can develop. It’s in my code,” he softly whispered, as if he said it aloud he would vanish. “And no one has ever fixed a cancer like this before, in the history of Robloxia.”
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Years after Noli's disappearance, 007n7 has settled into a life of normalcy. Until he receives news that the notorious Void Star user will return to Robloxia on the 16th of the month. Little does he know what they're planning ahead...
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- Part 1 of Shake The Disease
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“I read the letter. Says that there would be a small amount of hot water left before it goes cold. You didn’t tell me that, Andrew,” Ivan intently looked down into the sink, focused on both his task and the conversation. The water was as cold as ice, burning, then numbing his skin the more it rinsed over him as he washed the bowl.
He could hear the mutter of surprise escape Andrew. “Ah shit, really? I didn’t see..”
“Wanted the hot water all to yourself, hm?” Ivan grinned, poking with his devil’s pitchfork at Andrew in a playful manner, but it came off more as passive-aggressive. To an outsider, anyway.
Andrew sputtered a bit. “Uh, n- no. Not at all.”
“I was joking, Andrew.”
“Oh. Haha.”
Andrew’s laugh was drier than a raisin in the sun.
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A fic in which Andrew forgets to tell Ivan that the hot water and gas will run out.
They both need to shower.
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Erik Cassel's Beginner's Guide to Basic Biantenian by okzombiez
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game)
07 Mar 2026
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"I have simplified the main components of Biantenian and translated it well into English to make it less complex to understand. The formal version constructed by myself is very difficult, you and I both know that, but I will not bother to waste my ink explaining about it in this. This guide is simply for novel beginners who wish to know how to write and inscribe in Biantenian. Please, rip these pages out and share this important material with them!"
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- Part 2 of Shake The Disease
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“Hey,” Bro snapped, both his voice and his fingers to call Dave’s attention to him. Like he was a dog. Dave’s head turned at the sound. “I’m talking to you.”
Dave only glared at him hard, so fiercely he might’ve turned him to stone if he could. He could feel the weight of the skin hanging under his tired eyes as he did so, the beads of sweat dripping down his forehead. Quick, grisly images flashed through his mind on how he would kill him. Swift and fast. Slow and tantalizing. The possibilities were endless in his fantasies but close to zero in reality.
Bro, unsatisfied with Dave’s look of defiance, continued to push him on. “Why the fuck did you come here?”
They stared at each other for far too long to ever be comfortable.
“...I wanted to ask you something.” Dave answered. Plain and simple.
“Tell me then,” Bro asked.
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Apocalypses don't get any better than this.
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Home by subtlehysteria
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Yeah. Nothing beats cuddles, if you ask me,” Grace said, trying to lighten the mood.
Simon’s frown only deepened. “I wouldn’t really know.”
Grace’s smile dropped. He fidgeted with his glasses, an idea already forming, but no. No, that’s a lot to ask. Too much. They’re barely friends. More like roommates of pure circumstance who mostly get along.
But what if…?
“Would you…” Grace started. Stopped. Tried again. “This is like, totally no pressure, and you can say no. But, uh, if you wanted to, we could, um—”
“Spit it out, man,” Simon said, not unkindly, if a little annoyed.
“Wouldyouwanttotrycuddlingwithme?”
Simon blinked. “What?”
Or... against all the odds, Simon finds himself in Ryland Grace's universe. This is how they find home.
Bookmarked by okzombiez
24 Jun 2026
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in hora mortis nostrae by amurusk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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Simon died. He felt it, something ripping him open from the inside and tearing his body apart. There should have been no coming back from that end and yet, here he is.
The monster had spoken of a pinhole god, curious and wanting to understand their universe. Then it forcibly pushed him into the Light, where something much bigger than him, to what Simon is little more than a speck of dust, had looked straight at Simon. Had seen him, known him, said his name.
Maybe seeing Simon sacrificing himself for the good of humanity, had earned him one last chance at life. Not enough to balance the scales of the afterlife but enough to be saved for now.
Or maybe this god is nothing like the one Simon knows of, could not give less of a shit what Simon is and what he’s done, and is just curious to see what a dead man would do if left alive.
Either way, Simon lives.
Fuck.
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Simon dies and lives again. (And finds something to be brave for in the process.)
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21 Jun 2026
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He has his hands over his face so he leans down to get a good look. Then—a blunt jab to his knee sends him to the ground right after. He’s able to catch himself slightly without dropping all of his weight onto John’s body, but it's pointless because John tackles him, flipping them so that Dave’s the one pinned to the ground.
“That’s real dirty, Egbert.”
Silence.
“Wow.” John says.
And he’s just there. Looking down at him in marvel like he was a novelty. Arms around him as though shielding the world from him, or him from the world. Sweat trickles down his face and neck.
“I think I—”
Rookie mistake.
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Dave has been in Washington for a week, some playful banter, a failed video game, and a playfight later...
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15 Jun 2026
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Ivan cuts Andrew's hair for him
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15 Jun 2026
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Jimmy only wanted to help. It seems all he's done is made things significantly worse.
He's reigned over Bullworth Academy for one short week, and already the vultures are circling to take his title. Meanwhile, Gary has been involuntarily incarcerated in Happy Volts, and is struggling to hold onto what little sanity he has left. When Jimmy's secret visits and Gary's escape attempt collide, they end up fighting all over again - against each other, themselves, and the truths they don't want to admit.
Please note that all characters have been aged up to eighteen.
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05 Jun 2026