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    Saffron wants to catch a Pokémon, but as it turns out, it's pretty hard when Pokéballs haven't been invented yet.

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    Ogedei (son of Genghis) Khan has a problem. Somewhere out in where-the-eff-is-Anatolia, his protégé Baiju Noyan has dropped off the map and taken his troops with him. Incoming reports have been increasingly sparse, inarticulate, and disturbing. Has the famously fierce Noyan gone native? Rogue? Insane? All of the above?
    According to the royal diviners, rookie intelligence agent Nerguitani ("No Name Girl") is the best candidate for the mission. Sungurtekin (the Khan's Anatolian spymaster and a native of the Kayis tribal lands where the Noyan was last sighted) privately thinks the diviners have been drinking more spirits than they've been consulting.
    Can a nice girl from the home steppes (with multiple options on not-so-nice) survive the dangerous company of Baiju Noyan and evade the wrath of his sworn nemesis Ertugrul Ghazi? Can she salvage the Khan's Western frontier before it becomes an epic Mongolian cluster... of embarrassments?

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    The title says it all, but some other stuff happens too.

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    Call of Enoby is a My Immortal parody, using the characters from the videogame S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It needed to be done, search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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    nyoom added 19 others to Class 1-A in channel #general

    brcoli son: so is this just gonna be like every other group chat?

    explodothot: how do you mean?

    explodothot: ugh fuck i mean

    explodothot: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitdeku? youre always fucking wrong no matter what you say and idk what the FUCK youre talking about

    explodothot: (i did that right, right?)

    nyoom: (yeah)

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    In the year 2003, a witch unleashed a powerful spell that drastically altered the fates of thousands of girls and women around the world. Some were killed. Some were protected. Many went about their lives or deaths unknowing of their transformed purpose. However, each were meant to be soldiers in the war against evil. Each were meant to tip the scales in the favor of good. For one in particular, there would have been no tipping of the scales… if not for some higher being’s determination to piggyback not only on the spell, but on the things that had already been set in motion by demons.

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    In which the Winchesters meet the original breed of hunter, causing tiny ripples that turns their world on its head. And brings forth the winds of change. For better or worse.

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    Junkrat goes to get a mandatory Checkup. Ends up as a new man.

    Due to popularity of my other satire, I decided to drudge up this old work from the depths of dispair.

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    Five weeks later, the Kampala Mission leadership decided to crack down on what was left of District 9. In Kevin’s words, the fact that it took over a month was something incredible.

    This time, when Kevin helped Arnold threaten to turn their enemy into a lesbian, it didn’t work.

    “Brother Price, these orders are not negotiable. They weren’t even the first time around,” said the Mission President, slapping the stack of seven printed plane tickets against Kevin’s chest. He glared at the somber assembly. “Go pack your things—now!”

    “Fuck you!” Kimbe shouted, adamantly flipping him off. “We were gonna have food storage!”

    [Third part, Hope All Things, added 4/18/18. I think this is actually finished now. Thanks for tagging along!]

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    Omegaverse. Soulmate. semi-UA. Omega ! Allen. Alpha ! Kanda. Allen découvre que Kanda est son alpha, cependant, rien n'est simple. Kanda est hanté par son passé et refuse d'évoluer, tandis qu'Allen avance apeuré dans une direction rendue noire par l'obscurité. Réunir deux âmes brisées n'est peut-être pas qu'une mauvaise idée. [Yullen Progressif] Partie 2 en juin !

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    The number one source of news in across all five great nations!

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    웃유 ╾━╤デ╦︻ 웃

    "This lissome blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of desire or sexual interest.
    In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she possesses strong emotions at all,
    yet she has the hegemonic power to make men think they are madly in love with her mind, throat, and soul.
    To be easily colonized by this woman is to end your own life."

    But is Westergaard's wife a coy victim or a cold villain? In a world where decadence is kinged by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, call girls, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

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    Oh, Homeland. You've let a character go, which is fine. But how can he have been the Center of the Universe from S3-S6, and simply disappear in every way in S7? I'm disappointed.

    What is Carrie forgetting? Set S7 e7, "Andante."

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    After being in a stressful and toxic environment for too long, Mercy goes on a date to let some steam off, but instead learned how to stop worrying and became a living meme.

    The Following is a satire involving the recent effort by Blizzard to Nerf Mercy out of the game.

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    Parody/Satire. A Farm/Ranch AU, in which Poland and Lithuania are a struggling young farming couple, but they’re in every horse movie you’ve ever seen.

    Written for LietPol Week, Day 5: Animals

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    The malice felt and vengeance taken by one singular cat who believes everyone has wronged him has such magnitude that Starclan itself does not want to allow his spirit to ascend in fear of the carnage to be wrought by him.

    This is the story of Nightmaresnarl, the edgiest tom ever born in Shadowclan.

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    Because some story ideas need to be beaten with Harley's mallet and I am just the gal to do it. David Ayer, I am talkin' to you!

    Not recommended if you're easily offended or a Juggalo. ;-)

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    An Ash betrayal fic. Betrayed by all his friends, Ash goes off on his own to train on Mt. Silver for three years. When a mysterious visitor finds him and delivers a prophecy, Ash rises again to bring the world back from the edge, but he must face the greatest enemies he has ever known - his so-called friends. Did I mention Ash is betrayed? Also, Giovanni is Ash’s dad.

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    Prompt #1: An alternate world where Dot buys what she thinks is a decommissioned boat so she can start a floating coffee shop in the harbor and she hires her brother Arthur to be a barista, only he can’t make a decent latte to save his life. Luckily, the ship gets hit by a bolt of lightning, awakening the onboard computer, Dangerboat, who mentors Arthur in the ways of the espresso machine. Along the way, their shared love of caffeine grows deeper. (Fluff)

    And other suggested prompts from the fan “Hazardcraft” who is curiously desperate for some good DangerMoth (The Tick) fanfiction.
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    One must never interfere in the love of a primordial Demon King and his faithful ankle-biter.

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    A miscellany of short stories, one-shots, and poems inspired by the one and only Maurice Moss. Should I be ashamed of writing them? Probably. But you should be more ashamed of reading them.

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