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    “Shit news is that we’re gonna have to sleep in a car for two days. Good news is that Roxy got her car ready to go. Great news is that Roxy and I got an apartment in Chicago big enough for all of us and we’re moving on my birthday.”

    A fic predating the events of the original trilogy of my "An Arrow To The Heart" series from the point of view of Dave.

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    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    11
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    1
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    Look. Destiny can say whatever it wants, but the day Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas admit that they're destined for each other is the day hell freezes over. Because honestly, fuck that guy.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    106
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    346
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    61
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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.

    Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    Chapters:
    14/18
    Comments:
    277
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    681
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    165
    Hits:
    7843
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    skip to being done with this.

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    2,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    99
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    It's hard to get a decent meal when your moirail is renowned for stabbing and corpse stuffing.

    This piece can be read standalone or as part of the Troll Casper storyline.

    Disclaimer: Dirk goes on to become a Bro in this au

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    139
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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    5204
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    "If you don't let me up, I'm going to kick you in your dick."
    "Hmphgh."
    Dave swiftly pulls his leg up and then forces it back, arms from his partner tightening around his middle as his boyfriend lets out a groan. He warned him- and also went through with the threat when Dirk didn't move his ass. It's a sleepy Saturday morning in Hollywood.
    -
    Sleepy mornings warrant nothing but unconditional love and overly detalied adoration from both parties, as well as Dave never actually getting up like he was supposed to.

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    3,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    230
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    Your name is Dave Strider, you’re nineteen, and congrats, it’s a boy. He’s yours now. You're all your little brother has, so you're going to do your goddamn best to raise him well.

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    English
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    4,833
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    479
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    What are you doing Friday?

     

    Dave's a YouTuber, and when he hears about the local urban legend supposedly located right outside his house, he figures it's too good a vlog opportunity to resist. Somehow, to the surprise of absolutely everyone, things go downhill from there.

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    8,688
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    828
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    A blast from the past isn't always appreciated- especially if it's from your shitty, assholish brother that you've left long, long ago. It's a good thing Dave has a new brother, even if they share the same anime taste in glasses.

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    English
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    2,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    224
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    “My dysphoria is acting up.” You say. “And it sucks. A lot.”

    “Oh shit,” Dave says. “Thank god.”

    You turn your head, slowly, to look at him. His face is morphing very quickly from relief to horror.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    643
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Chapters:
    82/82
    Comments:
    543
    Kudos:
    881
    Bookmarks:
    118
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    13340
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    “Rose.” Dirk’s tone was calm but strict. “Your mother had a bright future ahead of her. And I’m proud of her for, for managing to make such a life for herself after being a teen pregnancy. She’s not another statistic, she’s…”

    To anyone else, Rose might look annoyed, but Dirk could read the sadness reflecting off her eyes. The way she played with her hair, the way she pulled at a thread on her old pajamas.

    “She’s your mother, Rose.” Dirk sighed. “Just how I’m your father, no matter what you call me.”

    --

    Dirk Strider, father to twin children at 15 years old, has to deal with the return of their mother and her newfound family.

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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    305
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    English
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    178,722
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Comments:
    1062
    Kudos:
    1618
    Bookmarks:
    251
    Hits:
    18889
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    Online university... sucks. Physics? Also sucks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    91
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    Dirk meets his brother before the final battle and if his way of dealing with hard situations is to fall back on comparisons to Roman classical poetry, then.
    Well.
    That's his business.

    (a drabble)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    Parties are, by all stretches of the imagination, too chaotic to deal with without something to take the rough edge off. Especially when that concerns Dirk Strider, because people are very sincerely not his thing.

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    1,664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    72
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    Dave is far from knowing how to do jack shit on a computer.

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    English
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    532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    85
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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,639
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1946
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    Sometimes, stardom is the worst thing this side of Vegas. Sometimes, it's not.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    111

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