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    John loves Dave. what is more romantic than going to study deciduous forests in the middle of June? yeah, a lot of things

    inspired by the douchestuck comic on instagram!!!

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    Nearly a year post the 2019 Earth C presidential election sees Jane and Dirk being somewhat ostracized by the rest of the Creators community. Jane aims to fix that.

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    Dave Strider comes from a more than well-off family, so well off in fact that his older brother, Dirk, is sailing the seas with his own crew intent on conducting research on the elusive mermaid. Dave comes along for the journey into loosely charted waters, pessimistic about the endeavor, that is until he accidently courts a mermaid.

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    Dirk can't in good conscience allow himself to get close to Dave after finding out about what Bro did to him.

    Only problem is, Dave won't let him run away so easily.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

    --

    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    He never listens to you. Never. Unless it was about something important.

    You wouldn't have him any other way.

    You’re glad he listened to you about this, but you still can’t believe you’re now a fucking lusus.

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    A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but a world seemingly unaffected by Skaia is different in unexpected ways.

    Dave will learn that there are some problems that are harder to deal with that a meteorite or an exploding sun- mainly how to seek justice in an unjust system and what it means to pay for others people's crimes.

    It's a Civil Rights AU.

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    Dirk is humming to Weezer of all things as they coast the highway back to Houston, and Dave has no reason to be nervous. So why is he?

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    “Don’t fuckin’ ask me questions right now, my brain can’t handle it. Is my puke actually magenta or am I just fuckin’ hallucinating?” Dirk groaned in response, giving his puke a mournful and severely confused look like this was a puzzle that fucked his wife and culled him a cuck while doing it and he wasn’t gonna do shit besides make that bottom face and ask the puzzle to please stop fucking his wife but the puzzle wasn’t going to comply, it was going to keep fucking his wife literally all over the house and drink his beer and basically raise his kids as the cool uncle that sometimes comes over and wrestles with mommy while daddy cries. Oh, wait, Dirk asked a question.

    Or, Dave has ADHD and Dirk has relationship problems.

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    You reach for your mental crayon box and find the red one missing.

    He comes back for you, and gives you a choice that isn't a choice at all.

    Your name is Dirk. But it might not be Just Dirk for long.

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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    Them’s the breaks, Roxy would say. Your cat falls asleep on you? Too bad, you’re there until they decide they’ve had enough or you perish. Whatever comes first.

    or

    Dirk reflects on his life as the older brother of three disaster kids while kid #3 snoozes away on his back.

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    Dave Lalonde, born into the royal family as a blessing and curse. In other words, the last Lalonde born and with something special. In other, other words, Dave Strider the last spare.

    Au of the book The Glass Spare by Lauren DeStefano. The au follows the book pretty closely for the first few chapters.

    Davekat comes later but it's hard to miss once it's there.

    "The king feared nothing until he saw his youngest son. His other children were as perfect as dolls to the open eye. But when he looked at Dave something was different, not different as in albino, or freckled, or covered in scars. Something that did not belong in this world. "

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    "Other news: the death of Infamous antigovernment Kankri Vantas shook the Troll community today. The low blood had been discovered in his flat, having committed suicide. Reports claim that the chief of New Alternia's strong political affiliation had sealed himself up in the Trollian Temple of Prayer before he took his life. His body was taken to be autopsied by the Federal Authorities– out of the need for tougher security. There will be no service and no word of any relatives to resist the cause of action."

     

    It's hard being a Troll on Earth. It's hard and no one understands. And no one wants to understand.

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    “Dude. We can argue about this all night or you can enlighten me as to why the fuck you seem to enjoy sitting up here. It doesn’t entirely have the nicest memories attached to it.” He indicated to the darkened spots of blood that littered the rooftop.

    “I told you. I like to think.”

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    St. Maryam's has a policy of naming foundlings without their own names after the Creators they most resemble.

    This results in a 29 year old Dave Strider meeting a ghost.

    Sixteen years ago he lost his brother.

    Thirteen years ago he lost the chance to get to know him again.

    Is the third time the charm? Or will it all crash and burn?

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    After escaping from a spoiled life under the thumb of the infamous Vantas crime family, Karkat Vantas ends up stuck in a battle he's not sure he belongs in, and a world he never knew existed. From the protective isolation of his father, he falls straight into the arms of the Strider brothers, a pair of mutants, known as Bloodseekers. His life is now in the hands of two overpowered mercenaries, both of whom have racked up a formidable army of bodies in their wake, yet, somehow, all of this seems better than the dull monotony of what he's left behind.

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    Dirk dies and gets "replaced" by an android. Dave deals with it very poorly but at least he gets two boyfriends in the end.

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    13/?
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    He tucks you into bed. You wish he would do it more often.

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