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Fresh from his latest layoff, Dean finds himself working part-time as housekeeper for a standoffish coworker of Sam’s. And honestly? He kind of loves it. There’s satisfaction in finally being recognized for all the hard work he puts into everything he does. But when Sam decides to uproot their lives without warning, Dean has to choose between scrabbling to find somewhere he can afford to live on his own or moving halfway across the country to live as the third wheel at Sam’s new home on the coast. Either way he’ll have to give up the one job he’s ever felt appreciated at, because it’s not like he could afford rent and groceries just cleaning house for Mr. Novak.
It’s 逃げるは恥だが役に立つ (We Married As A Job) with a Destiel twist.
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Tropical by greyacedetective
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Dirk Gently - Douglas Adams
05 Apr 2024
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“I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.”
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Uniquely Elegant by greyacedetective
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
29 May 2021
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Dirk gets caught up in a conversation with Amanda about different “types” of gay after she does an online quiz with him. Having never really had the chance to experiment as a teen (and being caught up in The Stream of Creation after escaping BW), he ended up “disaster gay” by default. Now Dirk is taking the opportunity to explore identities.
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From Herring to Marmalade by greyacedetective
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Dirk Gently - Douglas Adams
09 Apr 2021
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Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”
“No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”
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Extraordinary Genius and Naive Incompetence by greyacedetective
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2020
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Dirk surprises his coworkers by bringing in a new recruit.
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Set in The French Mistake universe. To safeguard the angelic weapons he stole from Heaven, Balthazar has entrusted the keys to their hiding place to Sam and Dean and sent them into an alternative dimension. Unfortunately, Heavenly hitman Virgil followed them through and managed to swipe the keys during the ensuing confrontation. Now, the brothers need to find Virgil stat or their world is headed for a meltdown when he hands the keys over to Raphael who plans to use the weapons to re-start Armageddon. The problem is - how? Because if tracking down Virgil isn't hard enough they also have to keep up the pretence of being a couple of crappy TV stars, investigate the mysterious arrival of one Richard Speight Jr. and deal with a clingy Castiel-lookalike who can't seem to stop fawning over Dean.
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23 Mar 2025
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Dean to Sam in s15e20, about missing Jack and Cas:
“You know what? That pain's not gonna go away. Right? But if we don't keep living, then all that sacrifice is gonna be for nothing.”
Not much later, Dean honors the sacrifice by getting himself killed on a regular hunt.
A Destiel fix-it fic featuring Castiel’s mixtape, praying Sam, Heaven-rebuilding Jack, three new (or old) archangels, the fabulous Queen of Hell and just for the fun of it, Crowley too. Canon compliant until that damned REBAR.
Or; the story in which it takes a village to raise Dean above his issues and push into the arms of Cas.
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11 Nov 2023
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“You know the worst part of getting exactly what you want? When you realize that only a fucking asshole would have wanted it in the first place."
(Or: On the West Coast, Quentin tries to figure it out.)
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22 Mar 2022
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Dean is a waiter in a strip club to put his kid brother through school. Castiel is dragged to the club as a part of his sister Anna's bachelorette party. Dean and Cas hit it off, but Dean thinks Cas is the one marrying Anna.
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