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    "Priest leaned in close to me, his breath hot and moist against my ear.

    'We are going to have so much fun.'"

    Todd and Dirk are captured by Blackwing

    This is my first fic so it's probably horrible but you won't know unless you try, right?

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    5/9
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    When Todd and Farah agree to take Dirk to his first public party after much persistence on his part, he gets a little too drunk, and Todd has to deal with the repercussions.

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    Todd's life is perfect, aside from the fact Mona is being extremely passive-aggressive towards him. It's a shock to realise she is trying to keep Dirk safe, from him.

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    15
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    Thanksgiving dinner at Dirk and Todd's new apartment was an incredible success, with the exception of one tiny, unfortunate detail - which, according to Dirk, was actually very Big and Devastating and Not, In Any Way, His Fault. Todd begged to differ - gently, though, because obviously, something was upsetting Dirk. Figuring out what was just a matter of time, patience...and an unexpected heart-to-heart on the bathroom floor.

    (*Chapter 1 is puke-free and can be read on its own, if preferred*)

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    Тодд случайно становится похитителем. Отличный повод начать новую жизнь.

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    1/1
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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 12: Silas and Panto spend some time relaxing together.

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    12/?
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    50,796
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    188
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    171
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    13
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    “Uh, yes, Todd. You-- you have very blue eyes. Great detecting.”

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    Todd gets jealous and ends up coming to a realization.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    44
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    1
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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    127,686
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    22
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    19
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    4
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    У Тодда есть эротическое фото Дирка. Дирк об этом узнает, и в результате все выходит из-под контроля самым лучшим образом.

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    1/1
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    У Дирка и Тодда разные взгляды на кинематограф. Из-за этого одним субботним вечером у них возникает легкий конфликт.

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    1/1
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    С Дирком ремонт становится нескучным занятием.

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    “Well okay,” he concedes after a moment, amused smirk firmly back in place as he takes another handful of popcorn. Salted. The heathen. “But if you want to turn it off just let me know.”

    It’s not a challenge, but he takes it as one all the same, sitting up straighter and hugging his pillow a little closer.

    “I’ll be fine.”

    ***
    My submission for DGHDA SpookFest 2018! I took Prompt 19: Scary Movies.

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    1/1
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    “What kind of asshole asks for thirty pies as payment for sharing his case, anyway? Isn’t he rich enough to afford this on his own if he wanted?”

    Dirk shrugged, clearly not pleased either. “Perhaps he just wanted to see if we would do it.”

    "I can’t believe we did,” Todd complained.

    --

    In which, Todd and Dirk inexplicably find themselves with thirty pies. Because of course they do.

    Written for the DGHDA SpookFest for prompt #75 'Pie'!

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    Todd's favorite holiday is Halloween. Dirk's least favorite holiday is Halloween. Todd wants to make Dirk love the holiday again.

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    1/1
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    5
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    25
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    1
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    136
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    Growing up in Blackwing meant that Dirk missed out on a lot of holidays. But now he's with Todd, he's starting to experience them.
    Halloween celebrated with the Bergsberg gang.

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    2,118
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    13
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    2
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    Тодда что-то грызет, и он не знает, как это исправить.

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    “I seriously can’t believe you’ve managed to drag me into this.” Dirk shuddered, giving himself credit for only partly cowering behind Todd as they walked onto the Seattle Halloween Haunted Hayride Spectacle terrain.
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    In which Todd takes Dirk on a date without either of them realizing (until they suddenly do).

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    1/1
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    10
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    34
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    Hовое расследование приводит к новым экспериментам — сексуальным экспериментам.

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    Todd and Dirk's next case takes them inside a haunted house. Will they survive, or will they die trying to uncover secrets that aren't meant to be found?

    Based on prompt 14 of the DGHDA Spookfest

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    7
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    55

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