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    Too stupid to remember his own face even, sometimes. He could stare at it for how long he wanted, and there would always be that underlying tone of unfamiliarity.

    [in which Dirk struggles with face blindness]

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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

    “What? What do you mean?”

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the things left unfinished. For instance, how do they get out of Bergsberg before Blackwing catches up to them? What is happening to the Universe? What's next?

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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

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    Todd wakes up to find that Dirk has left the bed, and he finds him singing a lullaby in Romanian to the Shark-Cat out in the living room.

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    There’s only two real money making opportunities now. Chemical engineering, and hard drugs. As Dirk did not consider himself intelligent enough to aid in the forced evolution of biochemical warfare, he had settled for turning the brains of the nation into pop rocks.

    Essentially, Dirk is a drug dealer, and a good one at that. Farah is his business partner. Dirk was hella more tortured than canonically accurate by the CIA, Farah's gf tina is a police officer but totally gives no fucks about the wayward politics of the law, she just want to help people, and Farah gives her drugs. Oh, btw dirk is a janitor at the weapons place so he can accidentally throw out important plans and such.

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    Dirk’s palms scraped against the cold concrete floor, and he managed to bang his busted knee again. He collapsed face-first on the floor, utterly drained. I’ve broken my knee, he thought, and now I’ll never walk again. I’m hurt, I’m starving, I’m lost, I’ve lost my assistant ...

    “D-Dirk?” A broken voice cut through Dirk’s spiraling thoughts, just like it always did.

    Dirk looked up, but it took a moment for his eyes to adjust, for him to pick out the body crouched over, the wool sweater, the piercing blue eyes.

    “Todd?”

    *

    Dirk and Todd accidentally end up in the wrong part of town, Los Angeles, and on the bad side of a gang that's out for blood. They are unafraid to take down anyone who's in their way, including two holistic boys. Torture ensues.

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    “I want yellow nails,” he settles on the sofa, facing Todd’s direction. “It goes with my jacket.”

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    7/?
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    Dirk Gently has hated every minute of being dead. Right down to the second. He runs away from Blackwing, his home for god knows how long, and promptly starts starving under a bridge in Seattle. After a chance encounter (if breaking into an under-payed bellhop's home counts), His lif- death starts to take a turn.

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    From: d.gentl@springnews.org
    To: k.adams@springnews.org
    Subject: I Have A Question

    Can I play minesweeper when I'm not working?

    k.adams: Shouldn’t you be investigating?
    d.gentl: So...is that a no?

     

    (Almost An Attachments AU)

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    Maybe he was dreaming, maybe this was just some bullshit his brain made up and he would step through the office door and find himself in an upside-down version of the Ripley or on Pluto. But since, for the time being, he seemed to still be here, he might as well do this right. Brandishing pajamas and indignation, Todd announced his entrance.

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    Todd and Dirk are on the run from some baddies, and when they come back together they share some much-needed love

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    It's not like Todd needed a relationship. It was..he might not mind one with Dirk in it.

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    Dirk just had to go and climb into his bed and blame it on the universe. Except he didn’t really.

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    have a wee drabble about boys who do not know how to properly and effectively express their emotions with words.

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus).
    Some are gen & some include a relationship (Todd/Dirk & side pairings so far) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    27/?
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    It’s been a year now since he left Blackwing. He has managed so far by traveling the country and doing favours as well as small jobs here and there. While it hasn’t been easy he had met some interesting people, and some not as interesting.

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    Todd Brotzman always thought his life was boring. Nothing exceptionally good ever happened, but nothing exceptionally bad ever happened either.

    But now that Dirk Gently and his array of colorful jackets have invaded it, Todd thinks his life is about to become both exceptionally good and bad.

    An AU where Dirk and Todd meet when Dirk, who’s on a case, is staying at the hotel Todd works at. No holistic stuff, but Dirk is still quirky and weird and unconventional.

    No pararibulitis, Amanda only has agoraphobia and Todd works a shitty job because his family has always been poor.

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    3/?
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    18
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    The love/peace spell that was casted on accident helps Dirk and Todd confess to each other. (takes place at the end of s02e05)

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    38
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