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    Dirk has been occupied lately and Todd gets to be the one to know why

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    "They're lovely," Dirk says simply, his fingers skimming over the garments. Some have bows, some have lace; some are sheer, and others are more practical. There are pairs of all colors of the rainbow – a few are all colors at once (and one of those says 'PRIDE' on the back in glittery letters). "I didn't know they made pants in so many – so many options!"
     
    "Uh, do you mean panties?"
     
    "No," he replies, horrified. "I hate that word. They're 'pants'."

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    Dirk discovers the power of a good pair of underwear and a healthy sense of self-esteem.

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    Rewrite for one of the end scenes in DGHDA because Brotzly should have been canon.

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    “[The chaos] was supposed to stop once the case was solved!” Dirk said, closing his eyes tightly and tugging forcefully at his hair in despair.

    Though Francis was able to fix Wendimoor with a wave of his hand, things in the regular world don’t return to normal as easily. Dirk, Todd, and Farah must find ways to help each other pick up the pieces from the aftermath of Blackwing and two worlds colliding, and recovery isn’t always linear. Takes place between events featured in Season 2, Episode 10.

    Posting schedule: twice a week.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    14/?
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    39
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    It's rare that Todd sees Dirk looking so normal, so vulnerable as he does when he's asleep, and it's something that brings up an awful lot of emotion that he's not entirely sure what to do with. Either way he knows that Dirk wouldn't appreciate him bringing up any of it, and in the end that just makes it harder to work out what he wants.

    This is set in a Dark!Dirk AU where Dirk has been swapped with his alternate universe self. A look at the dynamic between the alternate Dark!Dirk and Dark!Todd, in a rarer, gentler moment.

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    Почему не стоит ставить эксперименты на своих друзьях или 36 вопросов, чтобы влюбиться друг в друга.

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    Dirk wakes up, and finds that he has no longer got hunches. Instead, there is a Blackwing alarm. He finds out that Mona can no longer change shape, and Bart is mysteriously missing. When the Rowdies start causing deaths, they realise they have to find a solution.

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    1/1
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    Todd has been an assassin for years. It was an easy job, especially when he had the universe whispering in his ear telling him which jobs to take and which to turn down. So when Mr. Priest offers him much more than his usual rate to kill a man named Dirk Gently, the universe is there telling Todd to accept the job. However, when Todd looks Dirk in the eyes, something seems off. He can’t pull the trigger.

    Priest then hires Todd to officially work for Blackwing, hoping that he can persuade him into seeing the dangers of leaving Project Icarus alive. But things backfire for Priest when Todd learns that Dirk is actually a very good person, and he might be falling in love with him.

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    Chapters:
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    Todd Brotzman is perfectly fine. He works at a bakery all day and sleeps (er, tries to) all night. He's definitely not lonely, and he definitely doesn't need some random, hyperactive college student breaking into his apartment, and, concurrently, his life. No matter how hot he is.

    Dirk Gently, of course, thinks otherwise. With his rapidfire wit and oddly charming (yet equally eccentric) shade of bizarre, he sidles into Todd’s everyday routine and casually sends his carefully-constructed world careening off its axis. Todd is quickly swept away in it all, but is he willing to step so far past his comfort zone? What is he so afraid of?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Dirk’s almost become used to Todd taking Dirk’s hand in his, a twitchy smile on Todd’s face that Dirk knows means that Todd’s fighting off a grin. Dirk’s almost become used to their faux arguing about how Dirk never loads the dishwasher correctly or how Todd can’t figure out how to make a proper cup of tea, fondness always bleeding through their words. Dirk’s almost become used to waking up beside Todd, the sunrise filtering through the curtains and covering Todd in a blanket of light, as though—as though this is how everything should be. As though this is how the universe meant it all to be.

    Dirk wants to be entirely used to it. Dirk wants to be able to expect each and every one of these things for the rest of his life. But, at the very edge of his consciousness, the universe tugs insistent and intrusive in every other direction, a constant reminder of how Dirk will never hold that in his hands. No, it’ll sift right through his fingers like sand, infinitesimal.

    Or: maybe the universe only has as much power as Dirk gives it.

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    Un pappagallo che ripete parole che non ha mai sentito prima, un ragazzino muto, un pirata svenuto, un quadro che prevede il futuro (o forse il passato, o il presente), un tornado con una pervicace propensione ad inseguire un certo furgone. Beh, hey, potrebbero essere indizi! Ammesso che siano collegati? Di sicuro ne vengono coinvolti (travolti?) i componenti di una certa agenzia di investigazioni olistiche, un’assassina olistica e il suo complice non accreditato, e un trio di cinque punk spensieratamente casinisti.

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    Dopo aver perso il suo lavoro all’hotel Perriman Grand, Todd lavora vendendo vinili vintage a hipster sottovalutanti, mentre cerca di rimettere in sesto la sua vita. Dirk Gently è una sorta di cliente abituale. Almeno finché Dirk non riuscirà a riparare la sequenza temporale e a restituire a Todd la sua memoria.
    L’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale che non è un’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale.

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    Italiano
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    7/20
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    “I hate this,” Dirk says, leaning over until he’s visible on the screen as well. “I'm bored and we have no cases.”

    “But no one is trying to kill us,” Todd reminds him. “That part is good.”

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    1/1
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    11
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    3
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    “Todd you have to be the only person I know that takes 2 hours to get ready,” said Farah. 

    “Well-”

    “But your makeup does look nice today.” she interrupted.

    “Wait, Todd is wearing makeup??? When did that start?” asked Dirk, looking confused.

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    This is a re-telling of Todd and Dirk meeting. But actually, it's insert in the Hitchhiker Guide's to the Galaxy universe. Dirk's Ford and Todd's Arthur.

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    The agency is hired by a new customer who sets Dirk on the search for a series of missing people.
    Clues lead to a strange house, seemingly abandoned in the city, and Todd notices Dirk seems to be using the case as a distraction from feelings he's trying to evade.

    But what lies within the growingly stranger rooms? A solution to the case, or an answer to what Dirk is trying to run away from?

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    Chapters:
    9/12
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    "Вы, люди, думаете, что знаете, как управлять миром, создавать свою судьбу, что-то решать. Но как вы можете так думать, если элементарно не способны прислушаться к мирозданию? К тому, чего на самом деле оно хочет от вас?"

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    Todd Brotzman is a different man now. The days of Mexican Funeral are long over, but he can play music, still... just not for a crowd. For one person only.

    For Dirk.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
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    1
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    Каким-то невероятным образом Дирк умудрился заболеть. И Тодд предпринимает все усилия, чтобы вылечить объект своих переживаний.

    Language:
    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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