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    5 times Todd takes care of Dirk and one time Dirk returns the favour.

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    4/6
    Comments:
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    27
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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    205/?
    Comments:
    445
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    180
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    15
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    A series of shorts in which Amanda receives hugs, because she's wonderful and she deserves them.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    1
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    21
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    “Okay, it was a lot more complicated than—I mean— we’re not actually even sure it was a murder, though? Dirk says it looks like it could have been an accident. It’s just… very weird.”

    "Is this part of our case? Is this part of another case?" Farah twisted in her chair, fidgeting with her pen in one hand. "Is this going to stop us from taking the other case?”

    Todd huffed a laugh on the other end of the line. “Maybe we’ve finally hit on that ‘something bigger’ you wanted.”

    ----

    Five months after Bergsberg, the Holistic Detective Agency is finding a groove, and Dirk is maybe—just maybe—starting to trust a good thing to last. But a bout of cat-subsidized calm draws to a sharp close when Dirk and Todd find an impossibly-severed head on a rare day off. Unbeknownst to the Agency, the ever-accumulating Rowdy 3, or even the enthusiastic new leadership at Blackwing, a decades-old play for control is poised to ripple across a fractious, fractured, and fractal Universe. Survival will mean holding true to oneself, even in the face of friends and family—whether given, chosen, or fatalistically entwined.

    A longform take on The Season 3 That Never Was; updates ~weekly.

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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    924
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    19
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    They had to meet, one way or another, because - everything is interconnected, and so are they.

    Они должны были встретиться, так или иначе, потому что — все взаимосвязано, и они тоже.

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    Slight crossover between the English and American Dirk Gently Tv Shows.

    What if Dirk had a proper detective agency and Todd was his poor beleaguered secretary.

    (I feel so bad for the secretary in the English version.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Hits:
    39
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    Todd and Amanda did a Lord of the Rings marathon the night before and now Todd can't stop quoting the movies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Todd gets shot and ends up in the hospital. Amanda calls their parents who, predictably, freak out.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    118
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    Words:
    292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    46
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    5
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    8
    Hits:
    42
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    '“that’ll be $5.25, cash or-” before Todd could finish his question, the man shovelled out the exact amount in change from his pocket and handed it to Todd.

    In the next instant, the man was stood at the door about to leave when he turned over his shoulder to call back to Todd, “I’m Dirk Gently by the way, felt like you should know” and he stepped out, knocking some soil out of the flower display as he went.'

    - A reimagining of season 1 where Todd works at a coffee shop and is psychic. Dirk comes careening into his life – shenanigans and feelings ensue.
    (I know I’m very late to the Dirk Gently party, but I’m obsessed and wanted to write about it)
    Content warnings will be added at the beginning of each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    3
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    50
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    “What’s your deal with kids?” said Todd, climbing into bed.

    Dirk looked up from his crossword. “I don’t have a ‘deal with kids,’ ” he said.

    “You definitely do,” said Todd. “You’ve been really weird about it. I never noticed before, you’re always fine if they’re on a case, but if they have to stay here…”

    Dirk took off his glasses and rubbed his forehead. “Can we have this conversation in the morning?” he said.

    Happily married, Todd and Dirk have no plans for any children. But when holistic children start appearing on their doorstep, they find themselves faced with a choice.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    25
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    Todd realises that Dirk doesn't have any leather jackets anymore.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    37
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    5
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    Todd was really hungover and the hotel room was a mess, but he figured last night’s drunken shenanigans were normal drunken shenanigans.

    That is, until he found the marriage license on the desk.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    227
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    "You don't mind we didn't do a wedding?"

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    1/1
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    8
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    20
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    Here’s the problem:

    (Well. There are a lot of problems - a frankly irresponsible number of problems of the overwhelming type that Todd thought he was done with, now that the whole lying-about-pararibulitis thing is out of the way. But here’s the problem he’s having at the moment:)

    He’s straight.

    Todd has a crisis.

    Language:
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    3,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    take me with you but in Dirk's POV.
    Oneshot collection.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,521
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1003
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    The morning after the night before.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    25
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    5 times Dirk calls Todd his friend, and 1 time Todd calls him something else

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    249

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