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    Todd snorted and looked up at him, face the softest Dirk had ever seen it. "Dork."

    This... was a very confusing turn the evening had taken.

    In which Dirk finds out just how cuddly a stoned Todd can truly be.

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    All guys do it, right?

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    3/6
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    “That’s ridiculous.” He forced out a dry laugh, trying to counter the implication that he and Farah… could ever. “I’d probably sooner date you than Farah!” He laughed again, but it tasted bitter on his tongue.

     

    The boys watch a movie in an attempt to ‘bond’. Somehow it goes better than expected, despite Todd impending sexuality crisis.

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    — Мне нужен букет, значивший бы «Извини, что разбил машину, которую нашел в твоем дворе».

    — Не думаю, что у нас есть букет «Извини за угон автомобиля», но наверное, я мог бы сделать венок.

    ___________

    Тодд ненавидит цветы (но это не мешает ему владеть цветочным магазином).

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    Русский
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    Various old drabbles and prompt fills from my tumblr (gentledirkly) which I've been meaning to post on here for months. Most of them are rated G, some T, one or two M.

    There's a big mix of themes and characters and pairings, but because most of them are brotzly, I've only tagged that so as not to clog up the tags on AO3. Individual descriptions / pairings will be listed before each drabble. There's slightly more fluff than angst in these.

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    24/?
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    Juste après qu'ils aient échappé à la mort, ils se retrouvent dans l'obscurité la plus totale, la respiration haletante et savourant le bonheur d'être encore en vie.

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    Français
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    1/1
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    todds eyes are like an ocean, and dirk is drowning

    aka, the whole icarus thing is only partially mentioned in the very beginning but whatever amirite

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    1/1
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    4
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    16
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    1
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    Todd was more than hugging Dirk, he was clutching at him. His arms wrapped around Dirk’s body like vises and his fingers dug into Dirk’s shirt so tightly it felt like they might wrinkle it. For a wild moment, Dirk wished he wasn’t even wearing a shirt so that Todd could cling that tightly to his bare skin. Maybe then he would leave marks that Dirk could peruse later, to remind himself that this moment had been real.

    Or

    5 times Dirk and Todd hugged.

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    English
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    6,289
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    37
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    6
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    320
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    The age old trope in which Person A (Dirk) and Person b (Todd) are forced to share a bed in their hotel room.

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    1/1
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    4
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    39
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    4
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    In which Dirk Gently is a fresh-faced foreign exchange student from London and Todd Brotzman must deal with his uber-friendly, uber-naive new roommate and all his (possibly supernatural) shenanigans.

    Also, his sister Amanda might have just started dating a CIA intern. And the R.A. Hugo Friedkin really doesn't like Dirk. And...are those guys following them?

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    English
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    325
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    Between being awakened by his sister in his apartment after passing out at the Spring Mansion showdown, and discovering a few hours later that Dirk was missing, his sister was missing, and he now had pararibulitis and was pretty much on the run, &c &c, Todd went through quite a few emotional ups and downs at the end of the first season. This is an exploration of Todd's mental state in those couple hours, but most importantly, an exploration of why he brought Dirk one of his Mexican Funeral t-shirts to wear, because I was not gonna stop fixating on that until I'd written a couple thousand words about it.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    They started out as a joke but quickly ended up being the last resort. The universe apparently really wants Todd to pull them up and deal with it.

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    English
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    1/1
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    12
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    19
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    2
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    Dirk put a lot of stock in dreams. You never knew when vital information needed to crack a case would be revealed in one, and he’d read a fascinating article once about how they could reveal deep insights into one’s psyche, such as your preferences regarding cigars. Dreams were important, therefore, Todd’s fear of a rhino-frog stealing his intimate underthings was important.

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    1/1
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    7
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    15
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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

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    English
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    15/?
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    122
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    152
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    12
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    Amanda and Farah had a lot in common.
    Both were powerful women, who weren’t afraid to wield a weapon when necessary, an they were both head over heels in love with each other.
    Although no one would dare question their bravery, when it came to confessing their feelings for each other, they were both terrified.

    Series
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    English
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    379
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    1/3
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    4
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    7
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    Todd Brotzman walks dogs for a living, and Dirk Gently really loves dogs.

    Alls well that ends well.

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    44
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    2
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    284
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    When a muscular, blond Norse God of Thunder arrives requesting Dirk's eager assistance, Todd isn't jealous. Not at all.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    48
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    9
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    368
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    Dirk & Todd get high together and have sex for the first time. They also share stories of previous relationships.

    “What are you doing!?”, giggles a ticklish Todd. “I like this!!” He smiles and lets Dirk caress him. He rubs Todd’s stomach and torso, which is driving his boyfriend crazy. He kisses Todd’s belly button...

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    Todd casts an unknown spell and ends up with a badger named Baguette and a cheerful vampire named Dirk in his apartment. And is then told by a witch named Sharon that he's stuck with them.

    An entirely self indulgent fic, the vampire/witches au no one asked for.

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    English
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    5,068
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    226

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