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The agency celebrates the holidays (a series of 12 semi-connected ficlets about life, love, and the pursuit of the perfect present).
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The Drowning of Marzanna by Pastelglitchesxx
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2021
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Priest had promised him ice cream immediately, so to a child, that must be more interesting than his freshly dead parents. Or the kid didn’t give a fuck if his parents were dead, considering what they had been doing to him.
Or, the one where Priest brings a young Bart to Project Blackwing and she reveals a thing or two.
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Two-Sided Dice by Pastelglitchesxx
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2021
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I think I was you, once, Dirk thinks.
You’re not special, Bart thinks back to him. We all were, once.Or, the one where Dirk, under the effects of the love spell, finally has the courage to have a real talk with Bart. Without actually talking, naturally.
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chips and chainsaws by ElizaWatery
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
24 Dec 2021
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Bart meets her second-ever friend in a jail cell. He's funny, and a bit weird, but she likes that about Panto.
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Headcanons by multifandomwritings
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
24 Dec 2021
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Various reader-insert headcanons. Also posted to my tumblr (same username). I'll add characters if anyone's interested, feel free to request :)
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Brothers and Sisters by Midnight_Snow (SparkyCola3)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
09 Dec 2021
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AU - Todd works in a bar, and meets Dirk when he rescuses him from a drunk asshole who's trying to hit on him. Dirk decides he wants Todd as a friend, and even though Todd knows he isn't the white knight Dirk thinks he is, he can't help getting swept up in Dirk's story. Said story turns out to include a nightmarish history of being sexually abused as a child while he and his foster siblings, Mona and Bart, try to protect each other as best they can.
Mona, Dirk and Bart are foster siblings in this who look after each other, Protective!Bart, Protective!Dirk, especially. Eventually Brotzly.
T/W for past child abuse and resulting trauma
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Oh Yes, Pink Vampires, The Bane of my Existence by Kodaver
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Ruby Gloom (Cartoon), Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Danny Phantom, Coraline (2009), Gravity Falls, Pushing Daisies, Sanders Sides (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier, Black Friday - Team StarKid, His Dark Materials (TV), Good Omens (TV), Dwampyverse (further reference), more to be added - Fandom, Detentionaire (Cartoon)
03 Dec 2021
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This is why Ken was meant to lead Blackwing.
Or, a classic escape plan lead by amnesiacs with dark senses of humor.
You know, the usual.
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In the Confluence of the Stream by WhatEvenAmI for hittooclosetohome
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
14 Nov 2021
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The Holistic Crew encounters an odd connecting of highly-charged energies—a rift in their world. As it turns out, it's a portal—and it throws them without warning into another universe.
The Avengers are busily investigating a highly-charged rip in the time-space continuum when the Holistic Crew hurtles violently through it.
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The Interconnectedness of Death and Game Nights by sorrow_key
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Oct 2021
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Lydia shrugs, flipping the black story card underneath the stack of finished cards. “It’s a story. Of course it’s nonsense. But it’s fun playing this game with someone who can tell me if icicles really do make the perfect murder weapon.”
“They don’t,” Farah says reflexively. “At least not for normal humans.”
Or: one year after getting back Lydia Spring and uncovering the murder of Patrick Spring with the reluctant help of the supernatural being Marzanna, Farah is fine. Mostly.
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Whumptober 2021: Day 27 passing out/collapse and Day 28 "Good, you're finally awake"
Winged Dirk is in Blackwing, and decides that he's finished with cooperating with their orders. He's done and he wants his freedom, for him and his family. Mr. Priest makes sure that he doesn't leave without him taking a souvenir first.
Trigger warning: Bound, Injury, Mutilation, Panic, no graphic descriptions of the mutilation, but descriptions of after.
Prequel to my other Wing!Dirk fic, Wings of Fate
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- Part 22 of Whumptober 2021
- Part 2 of “Not an Angel” but he has wings!Dirk
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Whumptober2021 Day 3: "Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But...."
Life at Project Blackwing is not all fun and games and while hiding another subject finds Dirk and they have a talk together.
Trigger warning: some negative thoughts, psychological manipulation and emotional abuse
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2021
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Bus Stop by Kodaver
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Gravity Falls
20 Sep 2021
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Mabel and Bart meet at a bus stop. That’s pretty much it.
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- Part 5 of Non-Discord Oneshot Requests
- Part 1 of Tales of Mysterious Houses
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[Fanvid] Blood|Water by fandom Holistic Detective Agency 2021 (Holistic_Detective_Agency), samspiesonyou
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Sep 2021
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What if who and what I am is going to get you killed?
Что если то, кем и чем я являюсь, тебя убьет?
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The Lie by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Aug 2021
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“Did we fuck?”
That’s what Dirk was asking.
And that’s what made Todd’s brain screech to a stop like it had done last night. The immediate flashback of trying to disentangle from a very warm and enticingly naked Dirk, that his brain generously supplied him with, also did not help matters.
“Er… uhh…. Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? I don’t know, man. I woke up beside Farah all covered up in glitter.”
The lie was out of his mouth before he had even consciously thought about it.
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OR, Todd ends up sleeping with Dirk on the night of Sound of Nothing. However, he freaks out and lies when asked about it the next morning. But since the Universe works in absolutely assholish ways, it immediately supplies Dirk with another guy named Todd who gladly owns up to sleeping with Dirk the previous night. And this guy is everything Todd's not. Tall, well-built... But he is also something that Todd absolutely is- a filthy liar. One intent on permanently remaining attached to Dirk's lips.Todd knows he should tell Dirk the truth. But owning up to a lie is way more difficult now that he knows what the aftermath of it can be.
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Уроки танцев by fandom Holistic Detective Agency 2021 (Holistic_Detective_Agency)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
28 Aug 2021
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Рабочие будни холистической убийцы.
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you can check out any time you like by fandom Holistic Detective Agency 2021 (Holistic_Detective_Agency)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
17 Aug 2021
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Dirk and Todd, with no memory in a hotel that goes on forever.
Дирк и Тодд, потерявшие память в бесконечном отеле.Series
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you can break a thing, but you cannot always afterward guide it into the shape you want by cosmicocean, princessparadox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Jun 2021
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He does not think about home.
The memories feel like they burn holes in his mind.AU where every Blackwing subject is a changeling, except for one: an abducted fae, who will answer to no name but Icarus.
Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2017.
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Whistleblower by Midnight_Snow (SparkyCola3)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
15 Jun 2021
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After 16 years one of the Blackwing Guards breaks their silence and releases footage of Blackwing that goes viral. Some of it features a young Dirk being severely abused.
Todd and Farah are horrified by what they see, and have to break the news to Dirk while changing their perception of him.
T/W for physical, emotional, and psychological abuse of children.
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His Mom’s An Asshole by TevinterPariah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
15 Jun 2021
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Panto let out a sigh as he fidgets with the handle of the blade at his side, “Silas’ mother doesn’t approve of me. She—”
“You want me to kill her for you?” Bart interjects with an air of nonchalance about the endeavor that doesn’t exactly fit the proposed question.
Missing Scene fic set during 02x09 "Trouble is Bad" when Panto and Bart are on the road, making their way back to the Wendimoor portal in the Cardenas house where Bart learns about Silas' asshole mother.
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Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) by iotacism (allenabeille)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
15 Jun 2021
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“Do you know what a movie is?”
“No,” Panto admits. “I don’t think I really understand what a television is, either.”
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Bart makes Panto watch Sonic the Hedgehog (2020). What could possibly go wrong?