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BADLANDS by TheScaryNameMan
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Apr 2019
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A Dirk Gently/Umbrella Academy crossfic. Post season-1 UA and Pre-Season 2 DGHDA.
There was a voice on the telephone.
It called, and called, and called.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
The man at the other end waits. Luther Hargreeves answers.
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song for the heartsick (better days are near) by embraidery
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Mar 2019
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The title is very dramatic but this isn't that dramatic of a fic. Suzie Boreton, rescued from death at the hands of the Mage's goons by the dirtiest woman she's ever seen in her life, faces a question: would she like to go on a road trip with her savior? No, Suzie thinks, but when she opens her mouth, Yes comes out. And so begins the weirdest road trip ever.
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Even If The Universe Falls Apart by sarcastic_fangirl01
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
20 Feb 2019
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When reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.
A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:
Everything is connected.
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The best laid plans... by pastell
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
16 Feb 2019
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All Ken had wanted was one normal day. Was that really that much to ask for? One day where no one got killed and he and Bart could just have some fun for once. He’d even come up with an activity they could try out. Ken had figured that a hobby of sorts would help them relax and take their minds of the mission the universe assigned them.
Really, what could possibly go wrong? -
you've got to take the blame for a love song by nosecoffee
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
16 Feb 2019
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(because the best love songs are written with a broken heart)
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Todd slumps against the door once it's closed behind him. Amanda is never going to believe this. Todd hardly believes it. The idea that Dirk Gently was in his house, wearing his clothes, and Todd spent that time wondering about apricots in honey, it seems so stupid.
There's a knock on the door and Todd jumps in fright. It's Dirk, looking a bit sheepish. Todd can hardly believe it. "You came back." He says.
Dirk smiles, for a second. "I forgot one of my bags."
(or the Notting Hill AU where Dirk is a nervous TV star and Todd is an ex/aspiring musician who just spilt coffee all over him)
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Farah Black is the new girl in Amanda's school, and she's captivating. Everyone has a story about her. Amanda just can't quite figure out why her entire being is so totally aware of her, why her skin prickles when she's around, why Farah looks more real than anyone else she's ever known.
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You're My Case. by SereneMimi
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
06 Feb 2019
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It's a long journey before Todd and Dirk realise how they truly feel towards one another. And it takes much more courage than anyone had thought to truly come with one's feelings.
Todd never thought things could get worse,
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Dork Gently’s Hollistic Groupchat by sadvelociraptor
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Dirk Gently - Douglas Adams
25 Jan 2019
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 858
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 26
- Hits:
- 158
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Amanda Brotzman's Hollistic Phone Tree by anomalation
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
03 Jan 2019
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A few scenes from after the show. Featuring: the Rowdy crew in their new grey clothes, emotional honesty, and most importantly, Bart.
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Project Cain by RainCoveredLens, ToMarsAndBeyond3
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
03 Jan 2019
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A Reverse AU.
Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is - quite frankly - a dick, and throws at him the one thing he cannot handle: Dirk Gently and, his detective agency, and The Rowdy 3, from a dimension certainly not his own.
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'Til Then I Walk Alone by Lynds for bloodamber
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Dec 2018
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Amanda doesn't really think too hard about the fact that she can use the wand without learning any spells for it. She just sends her will through it, lets the universe do what it wants through her. So it really shouldn't be that much of a surprise when the universe decides she'd make a really good tool for bringing all the others together.
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Cases and Moments by flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2018
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A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
Chapter 14: Mona tries to subtly hint what she wants, and ends up thrown in the trash. -
sometimes what you’re looking for comes when you’re not looking at all by cosmicocean
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
28 Dec 2018
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Dirk’s having too hard a time seeing, so he closes his eyes. In just a moment he’s going to need to get walking, but right now he takes the moment. He tilts his face up towards the sun and breathes in the air. Slowly, he smiles.
Then he’s suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and propelled forwards at a rather surprising speed.
“Hey-“ he opens his eyes but the light’s still far too bright, far too much to see, before it becomes immaterial, as he is shoved in a small compartment and the light disappears.
An AU of how season two might have started, written before season two ACTUALLY started.
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holistic assassins (and other great band names) by silent_h for resolute
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
17 Dec 2018
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“This is a bad idea,” Farah says, for the third time. “Not that anyone asked me, which they should’ve, since I’m the only one here thinking clearly. Do you know how weird that is? For me to be the most clearly thinking one? Because it’s weird.”
“In my defence,” Amanda says, “this totally was not my idea either.”
“Wasn’t mine either,” Bart says. “Blame the universe. ‘s what I do.”
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A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother by 007black
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Dec 2018
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FYI this is a one shot that is a WIP I will post what i have unedited so I do not have to redo the tags.
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Broken Tools and shattered people by Chaoskitten
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
02 Dec 2018
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What happens when the universe decides that you have overstayed your usefulness?
There could come a point where a replacement for the Tools is necessary.
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let’s try it again till the end (or: todd brotzman’s own personal hell) by dancinghopper
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Nov 2018
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reboot 483
“This is the bad place!” cries Dirk, again, and Friedkin just about catapults himself into the sun.Series
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Leap of Faith by Turbulent_Muse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Nov 2018
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Buzzfeed Unsolved AU: Dirk and Todd are paranormal investigators with a relatively popular youtube channel. When they decide to go visit a supposedly haunted house in Todd's hometown (and bring Amanda along with them) things go a bit different than usual.
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[FANVID] BlackWing | Running After My Fate | DGHDA by samspiesonyou
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
17 Nov 2018
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This fanvideo is about difficult relationships beetween BlackWing objects and workers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 41
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Happy Holistic Hunting! by s_kaye_h
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Supernatural
16 Nov 2018
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Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.