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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

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    Come aspettarsi che l’universo rispetti le festività, e non precipiti un caso olistico proprio durante le festività? La risposta breve è: lasciate perdere, non aspettatevelo. Qualcosa sembra voler garantire ai tre soci dell’agenzia di investigazioni olistiche - & amici/conoscenti/parenti, naturalmente e immancabilmente - che questo non sarà un Natale come gli altri. E il vivido sospetto che quest’anno l’universo abbia deciso di ricoprire il ruolo del Grinch si fa quanto mai strada a valanga.

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    Italiano
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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title).

    All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual stories! All chapters are also now named to (hopefully) help you navigate them a little easier. So feel free to pick and choose and skip around or read in order, however you want!

    Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    Chapters:
    63/?
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    347
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    392
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    43
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    In an alternate universe, somewhere out there, Dirk, Bart, and Mona break out of Blackwing together.

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    1/1
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    12
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    1
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    This is basically my version of Season 3 so buckle up and get ready for a wild, crazy, holistic ride. And oh, keep an eye out and pay attention to "irrelevant" details...

    They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend.

    When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean.

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    Chapters:
    27/27
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    52
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    26
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    7
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    Summary: a slightly darker one in which Blackwing try to control Dirk outside Blackwing, and despite his best efforts at total denial, Dirk hits a breaking point. It’s all the final catalyst for the team to take on Blackwing once and for all…including some help from unexpected quarters.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    12
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    Что-то здесь странно. Что-то идет не так. Баланс нарушен. Не просто чего-то — всего. Из-за этого весь мир вокруг искривляется, сбивается с оси. Из-за этого парня, этого места, из-за нее. Все вращается вокруг этого момента.
    Все вращается вокруг него.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    A brief history of the subject known as 'Project Icarus' aka Dirk Gently, up to and including the meeting of one Todd Brotzman.

    “This isn’t how this works,” thought the boy mournfully, “this isn’t how any of this works.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    10
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    When did the double dates start?
    Whose is Bart's Father?
    Why is Osmund Priest willingly helping them?
    When did Ken start going evil?
    And when will Farah next get a good nights sleep?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    41
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    Dirk wakes up, and finds that he has no longer got hunches. Instead, there is a Blackwing alarm. He finds out that Mona can no longer change shape, and Bart is mysteriously missing. When the Rowdies start causing deaths, they realise they have to find a solution.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    343
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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    1
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    Описание:
    Небольшая зарисовка об отпуске, коктейлях и о самых красивых ногах
    Посвящение:
    Нашей холистической секте, кому же еще :)
    Примечания автора:
    Давненько меня так на творчество не пробивало. Даже "Доктор" не вдохновлял меня так, как "Дирк", которым я, неожиданно для себя, зафанатела очень быстро. Небольшие каникулы дома, и новый музыкальный сборник, где оказалась песня Шакиры "Try Everything", вдохновили меня на такой летний и немного сумасбродный мини-фанфик.
    Музыка:
    Shakira - Try Everything
    И немного:
    Mika - Talk About You
    Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (Abbey Road Sessions) и та же песня Kiss Me Once Tour Remix
    Пикча для вдохновения:
    http://c7.alamy.com/comp/CWNRKW/a-woman-doing-a-handstand-in-the-water-CWNRKW.jpg (и пофиг, что это женские ноги)

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    Dirk can't be dying. She doesn't know how to drive yet.
    Or: What if they'd stuck together after getting out?

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    English
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    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    138
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    A transcript of the Catching Fire round of the Fandom Games Reboot roleplay on Tumblr. Cowritten with my friend Austin. June 2020.

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    English
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    2,715
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Trapped and alone once again at Blackwing, Bart’s still waiting for a sign from the universe about where she really belongs. Amanda's strange visions of a woman who needs her help prompt the Rowdy 3 to rescue her from the clutches of their oldest enemy.

    After losing Ken and Panto, Bart’s hesitant to trust any more friends the universe puts in her path. But maybe the punk life is exactly where she belongs. Maybe a holistic witch is just the answer she'd been looking for.

    (Or - how a murderous dirt muppet joined a weird supernatural punk family)

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    6,505
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    24
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    4
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    228
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    Just a funny fan trailer of the TV show.

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    English
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    0
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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    49
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    Martin doesn't like feeding on the kids his brother brings, but if it's that or letting Vogel starve - well. The Rowdies come first. And then the breakout happens, and he realises that he can't leave behind children who need help, even if that means he'll have to change his views on who his family is, and what matters.

    Language:
    English
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    6,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    39
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    96
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    12
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    352
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    Ken had a lot of time to think in Blackwing, and he's got the universe- HIS universe- figured out. It's just a matter of how to take charge
    (A collection of Ken's opinions and thoughts during his rise to power)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    32
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    This is why Ken was meant to lead Blackwing.

     

    Or, a classic escape plan lead by amnesiacs with dark senses of humor.

    You know, the usual.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,099
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    184

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