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    “I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

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    This can't be described. Only experienced. It can be described, I'm just a lazy gal today. This will basically end up being Fam Torchwood.

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    Когда-то давно, до Америки, Дирк повстречал одного легендарного бога грома...

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    Дирк Джентли поднимает молот Тора.

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    Dirk is worthy of Mjolnir.
    Дирк достоин Мьельнира.

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    What if the Alien Ghost had gotten through to Richard?

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    Dirk experiences guilt. Unfortunately he's not gonna do anything about it.

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    История, в которой Артур Дент теряет свое полотенце, Ричард Макдафф опять всех спасает, а Хьюго Фридкин открывает для себя чудный мир современной поэзии.

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    Кофешоп|AU про чай, состоящее из пасхалок чуть менее чем полностью. Действие разворачивается в Лондоне в начале 2000-х. Марвин — человек, гик, компьютерный гений на минималках, мизантроп, тролль и просто лапочка. Бортовой компьютер Эдди — человек, бариста и причина, по которой этот текст неожиданно мутировал в кроссовер.

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    It's an outdated thing, really, and Susan keeps pestering him to remove it. But it isn't until he receives a particularly ominous call from an unknown American number that Richard MacDuff actually considers unplugging his landline.

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    Just a small set of erotic aesthetics. NSFW.

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    Эстевез хочет использовать машину времени, чтобы спасти напарника.

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    Возможно, для Дирка все началось немного раньше.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    14/?
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    40
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    This is a re-telling of Todd and Dirk meeting. But actually, it's insert in the Hitchhiker Guide's to the Galaxy universe. Dirk's Ford and Todd's Arthur.

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    A bunch of scenes from last april's nanowrimo that I couldn't finish

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    A new man came to town today. A stranger, with a remarkably strange hat.

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    14
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