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    Dirk was not a coward.

    He really wasn’t, despite the way others tended to mock and harass him, instinctively realising he wouldn’t retaliate. It was true he didn’t react well to violence and aggression, but avoiding potential harm hardly made him craven, especially when it so regularly sought him out. And hiding crouched inside a wardrobe with his arms over his head and his eyes firmly squeezed shut definitely didn’t make him cowardly. Especially when faced with one of the most psychotic alphas he’d ever met.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    He was too close. Far too close.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Dirk keeps staring at his feet, the tips of his ears turning a silly shade of pink. He’s well aware of how pink they are, thankyouverymuch, and yes, he hates it. Don’t bring it up again.

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    Dirk enjoys his first proper Christmas surrounded by friends.

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    Taking place the first night Amanda and the Rowdy 3 are reunited. Martin thanks Amanda for looking after Vogel and then there's a cute dog pile of snuggles and snoring. Minor fluff.

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    Dirk's angsty first year at Cambridge and how Todd made it better.

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    Стоит оставить этих людей одних на пару дней — и не успеешь оглянуться, как они уже сломали Вселенную! (Во всем виноват диван)
    Эта история - логическое завершение Дела о Половине Кота.

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    Тодд читает Нила Геймана.

    Написано для команды WTF Dirk Gently 2017

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    He didn't mean to go here a sleezy bar filled with 30 something year old creeps and some questionable females. He only meant to help his friend Farah but instead of being moral support he was now third wheeling her makeout fest with a girl in the corner of the bar he hadn't paid much attention to the notice on the window about the bands playing here nor did he want to until the band came on.

    Fic where Dirk goes with Farah to a sleezy bar and ends up falling for the guitarist who coincidentally is Todd.
    Who finds that the guy in the yellow jacket is both an eye sore and a sight for sore eyes.

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    The interconnectedness of all things.

    That is what he saw.

    At first in the dust.

    Now in the dusk.

    The twilight of his best friend’s life.

    And it’s horrifically beautiful...

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    It doesn't work right anymore, the universe.

    Thusly, neither does she.

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    The unassuming tourist town of Whitby is decidedly rocked by an unexpected succession of very odd occurrences. Dolphins seem to walk on the beach at night, the water keeps turning purple, and – a murder. The murder of a man who should have been halfway across the world.

    Nobody could possibly string together this case, except, perhaps, for one Dirk Gently, back from America and feeling even more detective-y than normal. Does he know how to maintain friendships or interact like your average human being? Hell no. But he can solve mysteries involving shark cats, time travel, body swapping and Norse gods.

    It ought to be child’s play.

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    Dirk has never been good at staying out of trouble, especially not at Cambridge.

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    What if Rip Hunter and Dirk Gently were friends as undergrads at Cambridge (where else would a young Time Master in training go to get educated but Cambridge?)

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    1- Dirk has a very good reason for not paying his American Express bill.
    2- Dirk tries to explain bullshit his way out of trouble.

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    2/?
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    3
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    When Dirk and Richard's new client inexplicably fails to stay alive long enough to pay them, their ailing finances mean that a certain amount of subterfuge is required to get them back to London. The sudden death of their client has, however, attracted the attention of another rather more famous (if less holistic) detective and the stage is set for a long distance bus ride of suspense...

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    Differing time zones are not conducive to the asking of favors.

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    Dirk Gently ficlet. Just an expansion on a narrative comment in 'The Long Dark TeaTime of the Soul'.

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    Dirk Gently ficlet. 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency' mentions his jail time after being arrested at Cambridge, here's his thoughts on his imprisonment there.

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    5
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