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    Short fics and deleted scenes just for fun.

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    The problem, as Dirk allowed himself to admit, since it was his birthday, was that he was quite hopelessly in love with Todd. He’d made his feelings rather clear on the subject by attempting to kiss Todd on a park bench, but Todd had postponed any reciprocity till after he’d “taken care of some things,” and since those “things” had precipitated a massive argument with Dirk, they had never actually got back round to the initial subject.

    Which was fine. Dirk could be patient.

    Todd leaned over another round of mugs, his hair falling into his eyes, and the sunlight shining through the window spotlit highlights in his wavy brown hair.

    Patience, it turned out, was hard work.

    Dirk has found friends, home, family, and even the possibility of romance. But despite everything he's gained, his past can't be so easily shaken...

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    Во вселенной все точно связано. И иногда хорошие вещи приводят к другим хорошим вещам, а плохие вещи, как показывает время, приводят к тем хорошим вещам, которые потом приводят к другим хорошим вещам. Возможно, все это звучит странно, но для Дирка все точно очевидно

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    "What did they do to you?" he whispered desperately.
    "They fixed me."
    And Todd jumped a little, because it's the first thing he's said in days. Todd should be celebrating that Dirk has said anything but he almost wishes that raspy unused voice had remained silent at the shivers that went up his spine.
    Because far from 'fixed', Dirk looked and sounded very, very broken.

    Summary: Dirk gets taken by Blackwing again, and this time Ken's in charge of the brainwashing... his friends take care of him while they wait for the Dirk they know to come back.

    Inspired by agent_p94 and some fanart I saw on Pinterest (here https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/sweet-summer-child-photo-in-2022--753719687651149197/ )

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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    223/?
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    Dirk's perspective of how S1 went down, in chronological order. Featuring: Angst, autistic!Dirk, a smidge of Brotzly if you squint, and insights from Dirk that you didn't see in the show.

    I hope you enjoy, dear reader!

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    6/?
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    "Ви думаєте, що здатні просто так керувати світом, чужими долями і знаєте наперед свою, років так через двадцять, може, більше. Але як ви можете це припускати, якщо елементарно не маєте бажання прислухатися до Всесвіту і того, що він насправді від вас хоче?"

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    Українська
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    Brotzman’s shaking now, his hands clenching and unclenching on the table. Ken uncaps the untouched water bottle and offers it to him. Brotzman backhands it away. “If I’m not supposed to do this,” Ken says, “then why am I here? If they could figure everything out themselves, then why do they need us?”

    Ken is so close to discovering how to fix the Universe. When Blackwing captures Project Icarus and Todd Brotzman, Ken thinks Todd, though less than willing, may be able to help.

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    To: tbrotzman@gmail.com
    From: farahblack@springorganization.org
    Subject: Complaints

    Hi Todd,

    Can you please walk Dirk through how to send a proper email? He’s managing the work one and he won’t stop scaring people off by writing essays about holistic-ness when they email about questions.

    Thanks,
    Farah

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    Dirk is finally less something.

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    Farah Adrianne Black is good at a lot of things.

    Admitting that she likes the local drummer and leader of a gang of psychic vampires, is not one of them.
    So doing that while trying not to get the world taken over by robots is going to be tricky.
    Luckily, (or unluckily), Dirk lends a hand.

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    "Pardon me," Arthur fussed, "are you trying to tell me you're a space alien?"
    "You've just told me that you're a ghost."
    Arthur Dent has hit a rough patch in his life, seeing as it rather unexpectedly ended. Now, not only does he have to cope with haunting his own home, but he also has to deal with the unearthly new tenant.

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    Коротка замальовка про коктейлі, шалені вечірки із салютами та найкрасивіші ноги.

    До шостої річниці одного з найкрутіших серіалів ever я спеціально публікую українську відредаговану версію мого старого фанфікшену. Маю сподівання, що в мене буде більше часу писати фанфіки українською. Тим паче, що після е-нного перегляду цього шоу, що дуже якраз на часі, у мене вже виникли певні ідеї.

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    Dirk turns to the table, pooling his hunches, and comes to three conclusions:

    1) Todd has lost his memory;
    2) Todd will not regain his memory until Dirk breaks this curse, which undoubtedly involves a lot of fiddly potion things; and
    3) In the meantime, amnesiac Todd appears to be… flirting with him?

    Todd is cursed. Dirk is going to break it. Somehow.

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    It's not the first time this situation has happened. But somehow, it hits different.

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    Just when Todd has made peace with the fact that the two people he loves the most are not his soulmates, he has to rethink everything.

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    子どもの頃に会ったことのあるふたりがお互いに初恋同士で結婚の約束をしていたらというできるまで話です。
    名前有りモブがいます。
    若干モブにトッドの矢印が向きかける描写があります。食事に行く程度です。

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    Dirk Gently is the name Svlad Cjelli gave himself at eight years old, when his mother died, leaving him in the care of his cruel stepfather, Lord Priest. Dirk dreams of the day he will be free of his stepfather at last.

    His Royal Highness, Todd Brotzman, is the crown prince of France. But to outsiders, he's just an irresponsible and reckless young man avoiding his duty. Nobody knows that Todd does everything he does to protect his younger sister - and he dreams of the day he no longer has to hold onto this burden alone.

    Her Royal Highness, Amanda Brotzman, is a princess of France. She's far more interested in a life of danger and excitement than sitting around in a castle all day. She's dreaming of the day she can be free.

    Hugo Friedkin, the adopted son of Lord Priest, doesn't know to whom he owes his loyalty. He dreams of the day he'll understand everything.

    These four are set to collide, and the outcome could be disastrous - or, it could be everything that they've been dreaming of all along.

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    English
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    6/16
    Comments:
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    Dirk and Todd are - finally - dating. Just dating, mind. No sense in diving right into a relationship with one's best friend. Things could get messy. Better to go slow, and be driven slowly insane with longing, than pressure the one you love into a relationship they're not ready for.

    ... As usual, the Universe has other plans.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
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    Русский
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    1/1
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    1
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