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    The fence is impenetrable.

    Svlad has tried climbing, jumping, and some very complex and sophisticated scaling, and he’s only earned skinned hands and wobbly legs for his effort. Now he hangs there, taunted by the metal biting into his fingers. He could almost cry. Doomed to be a not-even-that-psychic pincushion for the rest of his life because of three metres of chicken wire.

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    In which Todd goes to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, but ends up getting himself captured. Now detective and assist-friend must rely on each other's strength while they wait for Amanda and Farah to come and rescue them. Though Amanda also may or may not ever forgive her brother.

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    Dirk's angsty first year at Cambridge and how Todd made it better.

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    After a particularly dangerous case, Dirk and Todd get into a particularly desperate argument.

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    Dirk and Farah are gone for a case. Todd has a broken thermostat, a broken window, and a mighty cozy blanket fort. If everything is connected, maybe someone will come along and help warm him up? Or maybe things aren't as they seem...

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    Todd snorted and looked up at him, face the softest Dirk had ever seen it. "Dork."

    This... was a very confusing turn the evening had taken.

    In which Dirk finds out just how cuddly a stoned Todd can truly be.

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    All guys do it, right?

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    “That’s ridiculous.” He forced out a dry laugh, trying to counter the implication that he and Farah… could ever. “I’d probably sooner date you than Farah!” He laughed again, but it tasted bitter on his tongue.

     

    The boys watch a movie in an attempt to ‘bond’. Somehow it goes better than expected, despite Todd impending sexuality crisis.

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    Juste après qu'ils aient échappé à la mort, ils se retrouvent dans l'obscurité la plus totale, la respiration haletante et savourant le bonheur d'être encore en vie.

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    She plays the guitar as though she was born with it in her hands—like it was a part of her own body.

    Kurlish Week Day 2: AU

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    Начальство требует результатов, а упрямый объект продолжает утверждать, будто он совсем не экстрасенс. Но Хьюго Фридкина не проведешь!

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    Первое, что вам нужно уяснить для собственного спокойствия и безопасности, или небольшая попытка мимикрировать под Дугласа Адамса.

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    Свладу Чьелли деcять лет, и в его жизни еще больше проблем: рассеянность, непонятные способности, неприятные эксперименты, запертые двери. А может быть, настоящие проблемы - это поезда между мирами, драконы и договор с эльфийской Леди?
    Несчастное детство, деревянные игрушки, одноногая собаченька, смерти персонажей.

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    Свладу Чьелли девять лет, и в его жизни масса проблем: рассеянность, непонятные способности, суровая мать, пропадающие коты. Да еще и Вселенная, как назло, ведет себя всё страньше и страньше...
    Несчастное детство, деревянные игрушки, смерти персонажей.

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    todds eyes are like an ocean, and dirk is drowning

    aka, the whole icarus thing is only partially mentioned in the very beginning but whatever amirite

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    Todd was more than hugging Dirk, he was clutching at him. His arms wrapped around Dirk’s body like vises and his fingers dug into Dirk’s shirt so tightly it felt like they might wrinkle it. For a wild moment, Dirk wished he wasn’t even wearing a shirt so that Todd could cling that tightly to his bare skin. Maybe then he would leave marks that Dirk could peruse later, to remind himself that this moment had been real.

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    5 times Dirk and Todd hugged.

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    The age old trope in which Person A (Dirk) and Person b (Todd) are forced to share a bed in their hotel room.

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    Bored in his new city while waiting for the case to begin, Dirk wastes an evening with a stranger.

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