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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 13: Even for Dirk, this plan is incredibly stupid.

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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    Amanda and Beast meet a drawling new barista at their favorite coffee shop near their grad school.

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    When Todd and Farah agree to take Dirk to his first public party after much persistence on his part, he gets a little too drunk, and Todd has to deal with the repercussions.

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    Thanksgiving dinner at Dirk and Todd's new apartment was an incredible success, with the exception of one tiny, unfortunate detail - which, according to Dirk, was actually very Big and Devastating and Not, In Any Way, His Fault. Todd begged to differ - gently, though, because obviously, something was upsetting Dirk. Figuring out what was just a matter of time, patience...and an unexpected heart-to-heart on the bathroom floor.

    (*Chapter 1 is puke-free and can be read on its own, if preferred*)

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    45/?
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    Dirk bumps into a panicking Michael Assistent, calms him down, and drags him along to escape Blackwing.

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    It's Halloween, the van just broke down, and the Rowdy 3 have a shitload of candy. It's time for some impromptu trick-or-treating.

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    Todd's favorite holiday is Halloween. Dirk's least favorite holiday is Halloween. Todd wants to make Dirk love the holiday again.

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    If someone had been Missing for more than a week, they might be dead. If they had been Missing for more than a month, they were almost definitely dead. If they had been Missing for more than a year, they did not suddenly walk out of the bathroom at an office party, covered in water.

    Or: the other way to interpret the phrase "alien abduction". Based on prompt 35, "Aliens". My partner tomhanksholisticdetectiveagency's story is here: https://tomhanksholisticdetectiveagency.tumblr.com/post/179627353131/dghda-spookfest-entry

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    Amanda peut bien déchirer ce billet de loterie.

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    As the hunt for Adrien Greyback continues, the pack falls into hard times after Amanda has a devastating vision. As the clock ticks on, and time runs out, everyone grows increasingly more desperate. With gods on their tails, traumatized werewolves, and Osmund Priest on the loose once again, everything they have built to protect starts to fall apart at the seams.

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    Amanda dreams of flowers and finds - or possibly steals - a lantern that shows some strange things.

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    Amanda's quiet afternoon at the agency is interrupted by the hasty return of the Rowdy 3, only one of them is now... a puppy?

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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    Todd is hunting with his sister when he meets Holistic Detective, Dirk Gently.

    He never imagined he would ever turn out to be anyone's knight in shining flannel, but it didn't really matter if they're both saving each other, anyway.

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    People's nightmares are manifesting in the middle of the day, and Dirk's delighted to be investigating. But the cause of the nightmares is a blast from the past, another Blackwing subject that hasn't been seen since Dirk and the Rowdies escaped.

    And they're being hunted.

    (Based on prompt 33 of the DGHDA SpookFest, thank you so much for organising, Kieren!)

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    Turns out there are some fundamental truths that no one can simply dismiss.

    1. Blackwing doesn't do Halloween. If something does happen and they end up celebrating, it's usually for a sick and twisted reason.

    2. Dirk Gently's plans always end up with someone bleeding and someone dying.

    3. Amanda Brotzman isn't a good driver.

    4. You never bring up the past.

    5. Farah Black should be the next James Bond.

    This is a story of how some people learn that there is always more to every truth. And to think that it all began with a simple trick-or-treating.

    Or,

    Todd can't say no to Dirk, Tina adores Farah, only Martin should drive the Oh no! van, Priest is a creepy dude and the Blackwing subjects never celebrate Halloween.

    (Oh and Ken is briefly one of the good guys.)

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    After a run-in with a rude customer with an affinity for magic, Martin's life takes a turn when his body starts to change. Lucky for him, he's found by a group of rowdy strangers who bring him into their pack

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