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    “That’s too bad,” coos Amanda in a falsely sincere voice, “We’re celebrating!”

    She spares a second to glance back at Todd over her shoulder with a look that is, quite frankly, pure evil. He begins to get a very bad feeling about having her involved in the case.

    “Tim and Derek here just got engaged!”

    Todd chokes on his spit.

     

     
    or: dirk's not in love with todd, todd's not in love with dirk, but somehow they end up kissing a lot anyway.

     

    (based on the brooklyn nine nine episode johnny & dora)

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    Life has a habit of being needlessly complicated.

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    Martin tells Amanda the season.

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    "No," Dirk answered, "I mean that boy-child is Todd. Brotzman. Not just some random child we picked up off the street and decided to adopt.” Dirk paused.” Or steal.”


    When Todd gets turned into a child, it's up to Farah and Dirk to take care of him. Kid-Todd isn't what they were expecting, though. He's talkative, happy, and expressive- exactly like a child should be. It's disconcerting to see the difference, until they figure out just why Todd is the way he is.


    written for the DGHDA beginner and big bang 2018!

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    You and Todd have been friends for years, and when a rather eccentric man called Dirk comes into the picture... things begin to change - perhaps for the better.

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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 6: Piano - The Rowdies help Amanda take revenge on the object that caused her first attack.

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    Super short drabble In which a real-life injury can’t be fixed by Rowdy powers.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    He really wasn’t, despite the way others tended to mock and harass him, instinctively realising he wouldn’t retaliate. It was true he didn’t react well to violence and aggression, but avoiding potential harm hardly made him craven, especially when it so regularly sought him out. And hiding crouched inside a wardrobe with his arms over his head and his eyes firmly squeezed shut definitely didn’t make him cowardly. Especially when faced with one of the most psychotic alphas he’d ever met.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    He was too close. Far too close.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    The Rowdies drive late into the night, following Amanda's visions

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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    previously posted on tumblr. Amanda wakes up one night to find Cross ruminating by the fireside.

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    Just a lil Rowdy ficlet, previously posted on tumblr. Cross being an adorable goofball.

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    If Todd screws any of this up, he knows he'll have Farah, Mona, Amanda and by extension the Rowdy 3 coming after him.

     

    Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2018

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    “Oh, my name is Dirk Gently.” He smiled again raising a hand. It was a normal smile until out of nowhere something else appeared there and oh God, were those fangs? “I’m a vampire.”

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    On balance, Dirk and the Rainbow Monster have more in common than he would have initially liked to admit.

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    The map of this story is both tiny and vast. And it is as simple and complex as choosing a path to travel and trusting it will connect to all other paths. A singing sandwich maker, a kick-ass body guard, a perky waiter, and a psychic. What could go wrong?

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    Amanda and Martin both deal with some towel mishaps and Amanda makes a move.

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    Todd opened his eyes to a vision of dancing white and yellow blobs.

    ‘Daisies,’ he croaked.

    ‘I told you to run,’ Dirk said.

    (Dirk and Todd get captured by Blackwing. It's no picnic.)

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    "Our new client is a rabbit."

    A daemon AU written for the DGHDA Beginner Bang

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