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    “I dreamed about one of the others I knew in Blackwing,” [Dirk] replied. “Mona Wilder. She’s a shapeshifter, sort of. She wants us to find someone.”

    “Wait,” Todd hissed back. “You mean to tell me prophetic visions are a thing you get, too?”

    “Rarely,” Dirk huffed in exasperation, “and it’s not like they’re ever useful. In this dream, Mona told me to find some boy.”

    Todd was undoubtedly pulling his best confused face. He tugged until Dirk rolled to face him.

    “Find a boy?” Todd asked. “Any boy? Would she be glad to know you found me?”

    [7th part added 9/23/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    Brief oneshots in the SentinelVerse.

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    Dirk sucked in his breath, obviously apprehensive. “Was there anything else unusual about it?”

    “Well, the whole thing was messed-up,” Todd said, trying to downplay it, “but it did something to our eyes. Changed the shapes of our pupils? Like—like a bad trip, or something.”

    “Not that I have much to go on,” Dirk said shakily, “but I feel like I’m having one right now.”

    [Another that can be read as a stand-alone, probably, but follows its precedents in Glow. Fills this prompt.]

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    For the DGHDA Big Bang 2018.

    When a god disappears from an intergalactic church leaving behind swathes of followers with no choice but to face reality for a change, its has all the appearances of one of those bizarre and unique mysteries for the ages.

    It would be amiss to think that it has anything do with a small child experiencing the terror of their entire planet being engulfed.

    It would be awry to think that it has any link with Tina Tevetino waking up in a motel pool with years of past memories wiped.

    And it would be askew of anyone to connect it with Detective Farah Black and Not-Detective Todd Brotzman, the former solving a crime-a-day and the latter in the midst of child rearing.

    But "amiss" "awry" and "askew" are not words in Dirk Gently's dictionary. He spilt a banana flavoured milkshake over the "A" section quite a few years ago.

    This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 2. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but no knowledge of either is required to understand the work.

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    As the hunt for Adrien Greyback continues, the pack falls into hard times after Amanda has a devastating vision. As the clock ticks on, and time runs out, everyone grows increasingly more desperate. With gods on their tails, traumatized werewolves, and Osmund Priest on the loose once again, everything they have built to protect starts to fall apart at the seams.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    "It turns out that blue is a ridiculously good color against the dark of Farah’s skin, and also that that shirt fits her better than any shirt has any right to fit anyone, and also apparently Tina has more of a uniform kink than she realized she did." Tina gets distracted and Farah makes a confession.

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    + 1 Time Dirk Used American Slang

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    Todd nodded into the curve of Dirk’s neck, his next sob breaking on a short, hiccupping laugh.

    “I’ve gotta tell Amanda about this next time the crew rolls through town. She’ll appreciate it.”

    Dirk smiled at that, giving Todd a slight poke in the side, which only made him laugh harder.

    “Plus, this was totally on my bucket list,” Dirk said, wiping Todd’s eyes when he pulled back. “Have a dramatic meltdown in the middle of a sprawling American superstore. Epic.”

    “You’re not the one having the meltdown, so it doesn’t count,” Todd pointed out. “You’ll need to have your own meltdown.”

    [Companion piece/sequel to Our Own Thing, but readable as a stand-alone. A response to this prompt and this prompt all in one.]

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    It's sort of collectively assumed that they're going to rescue Bart from Blackwing as soon as they find out she's in there.

    or,

    everybody teams up to get Bart out of the Scary Government Facility and learn very few lessons along the way

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    “I don’t know why I bother,” Farah offered, hoping Todd would join her in self-deprecation.

    “I’m starting to ask myself the same question,” he said slowly, flashing her a lopsided grin.

    Starting?” Dirk scoffed, punching Todd in the arm. “It’s about two months too late for that, and you sampled the goods. No take-backsies.”

    [Not related to my other fic 'verse—except that character backstories are the same, and that incidental details turn up in different configurations.]

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    In which Detective Todd Brotzman gets (read: is forced) to work cases with a very particular android.
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    “Hi. I’m Dirk, the android sent my CyberLife.”

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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the questions left unanswered.

    "So, The Boy was in Blackwing the whole time, and you've actually known him since you were a boy. The jacket is Mona, who is another Blackwing victim, and who also got you out of Blackwing, which is currently being run by Ken, Bart's friend, who fixed Patrick Spring's time machine in Seattle. In Wendimoor Amanda and Todd turned Pararibulitis into magical powers, and now Amanda has gone to find the rest of the people like you before Blackwing can, because the fabric of the universe is coming apart. Is that everything?"

     

    "Yes, essentially," Dirk says, as Todd is saying, "I don't have magic powers."

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    Todd’s focal point slid slightly to the left. To a pair of blue eyes, crinkled at the edges in a smile. A wash of pale skin, dotted with perfect freckles. A bright outfit that clung just right to the person who wore it. With that thought, an intense rush of adrenaline shot through Todd’s system, and his eyes flew open.

    Holy shit.

    He would rather have been kissing Dirk.

    Season 2 AU that’s not exactly an AU.

    While on the run with Farah, Todd realizes he has feelings for Dirk. Meanwhile, Dirk is in Blackwing, thinking about Todd every waking minute. Once reunited, they begin to act on their feelings. Cue season-long butterfly effect.

    All those Brotzly moments you hoped were romantic? Now they are, and then some. All your favorite scenes? They might be included. They might be expanded upon. They might be a bit different. Or they might be wiped out of existence and replaced with something new. You'll have to read to find out.

    Features all your faves being lovable losers, as usual.

    Written for the DGHDA Big Bang 2018.

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    Todd arrives for his third year at Hogwarts. Amanda arrives for her first. The affectionately, and reluctantly, named “Gryffindor Squad”, comprised of Farah Black, Tina Teventino, Sherlock Hobbs and Todd Brotzman himself, mean to make their mark on Hogwarts. That's a lie, they mostly just want to pass their classes and not get expelled, but that's not how good stories work.

    Dirk Gently is entirely the strangest boy he's ever met, but Todd's strangely okay with this. Todd is very punk rock and doesn't have feelings for cute Hufflepuffs. This is another lie.

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    Jaws chirped and dashed out of the kitchenette just as Todd finished tying his belt. She snagged the hem of his robe and climbed, dead-weight at intervals, until Todd could stick the bulb in his sole remaining empty pocket and sling her over his shoulder. Jaws hung there, purring.

    “Baby girl,” he whispered into her fur, horrified at how contagious Dirk’s epithets had proved. “Wanna help me find something? I probably lost it, and Dirk will never forgive me.”

    Mrrr, Jaws trilled, which was her standard response to anything out of Todd’s mouth.

    “Yeah, okay,” Todd sighed, offloading her on his desk once they’d reached it. “Thought not.”

    [Anons and commenters keep prompting additions to this. These are a string of outtakes off the end of Home Is Where It Starts.]

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    Todd’s heart stops. Or it feels like it does because… that’s a voice. That’s a human voice. That’s a human voice that he must have been hallucinating. He’s been driving too long, drunk too much coffee, didn’t get enough sleep last night he’s just-

    “Bloody hell, it’s dark in here.”

    Nope. Todd scrambles to open the car door and flings himself away from the vehicle, stumbling backwards until he lands on his ass, staring at the car with wide eyes and struggling to catch his breath past the sheer terror that’s overcome him all of a sudden.

    This isn’t happening.

    ***

    Todd knows the work he does isn't the most morally sound, being a delivery guy for a local gang was never going to to be, but the job is good, the pay is better, and no matter how temporary it was supposed to be when he started he has no intention of stopping now.

    Then a strange man with an even stranger name wakes up in the trunk of his car, and everything goes to shit.

    My entry for the DGHDA Big Bang (2018)!

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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