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    New version of Dirk and Todd's lil chat in s2e04 with a much more Brotzly ending.

    Alternatively: Dirk is completely oblivious and doesn't understand anything but Tina saves the day

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    100
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

    Language:
    English
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    45,595
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1620
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    Dirk doesn't normally celebrate his birthday, and Mona doesn't even know when hers is. Todd feels they need to do it differently this year.

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    3,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    112
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    Now that Dirk has his shiny new agency, he decides that they ought to have someone manning the front desk. A whim (and the universe) leads him to hiring Lieutenant Assistent for the job, and it ends up working surprisingly well.

    There’s also a case, some slime is involved, and everything is definitely connected.

    Language:
    English
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    36,808
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    510
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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    English
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    7,573
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    504
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    Dirk Gently is not a leaf floating along the stream of creation. He's a stone sinking straight down into the deep dark cold. Todd's been taken and Dirk would trade his very life to get his friend back safe and sound, but first he's going to have to run.

    Crippled by fear and an increasingly tempestuous relationship with the universe, he finds that every step is a struggle in a battle he can't afford to lose. But it isn't a fight he has to face alone, and Farah's not about to let him drown.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    757
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    Life has a habit of being needlessly complicated.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    216
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    Following Panto and Silas’ wedding, where Todd and Dirk both caught the bouquets, Amanda took it upon herself to start planning their wedding. In fact, she’s so enthusiastic about the whole thing - she can even tolerate Friedkin correcting her on flower arrangements and color theory (and really, who would’ve thought Friedkin of all people would know all that?!) - that she forgot the most important thing…

    …actually informing the grooms that they’re getting married.

    (Based on prompts 24, 42 option K, 77/82 and, most importantly, 62, from Brotzlyprompts on tumblr. Prompts listed inside.)

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    English
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    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    84
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    As with most things in Dirk Gently's life, things are fine until they're not.

    A mystery and minor inconvenience for Todd Brotzman takes a terrifying turn when Dirk insists on investigating, and it'll take more than a hunch for them to hold onto to all that they've built.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    38,840
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1018
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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the questions left unanswered.

     

     

    "So, The Boy was in Blackwing the whole time, and you've actually known him since you were a boy. The jacket is Mona, who is another Blackwing victim, and who also got you out of Blackwing, which is currently being run by Ken, Bart's friend, who fixed Patrick Spring's time machine in Seattle. In Wendimoor Amanda and Todd turned Pararibulitis into magical powers, and now Amanda has gone to find the rest of the people like you before Blackwing can, because the fabric of the universe is coming apart. Is that everything?"

    "Yes, essentially," Dirk says, as Todd is saying, "I don't have magic powers."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,975
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    712
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    It was Dirk's favorite time of the year. That time when everyone focused on exams, romance was in the air, and going to Hogsmead was just around the corner.

    It was Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    231
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    This is an unfinished fragment of a fake pilot episode for a fake Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Season 3.
    PLEASE ENJOY MY DUDES!!

    Language:
    English
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    802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    80
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    Цикл историй, вдохновленный списком не сбывшихся злодеев, придуманных Максом Лэндисом для второго сезона. Эврисинг, как обычно, это самое!

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    30
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    "Last night you and all your friends, you were out there yelling and kissing and just grabbing each others butts and giving each other compliments" AKA what really happened during the concert

    Language:
    English
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    1,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    790
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    In which Tina sort-of-kind-of asks Farah to stay with her in Bergsberg, and Farah kind-of-sort-of wants to say yes.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    So it turned out that Farah kissed like she did everything else.

    She had probably studied different techniques, practiced until she could do it perfectly while upside down, underwater, while padlocked in a straitjacket.

    Language:
    English
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    1,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    370
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    “Esattamente! Non sapevamo come le due cose fossero correlate, ma... voglio dire, è importante, no? Questo come il fatto che in questa cittadina non pioveva da sei mesi! Sei mesi interi! In pieno inverno. Faceva freddo ma non pioveva. Come? Quando ci siamo ritrovati davanti un krampus -penso che quello sia stato un momento molto basso della mia vita. Forse ho urlato. Forse sono ancora arrabbiato perché quei piccoli mostriciattoli sono entrati nella nostra stanza d'albergo a rubarci le fragole col cioccolato.” Scuote la testa. “Chi non si arrabbierebbe?”
    “Per gli atti: cos'è un krampus?”
    “Un krampus è un folletto delle leggende del Nord Europa. Non fanno molto. Rubano solo cibo. Molta mitologia norrena in questo caso.”
    “Non vedi l'ora di dire come tutto sia collegato, vero?”
    “Questo perché, amico mio, tutto è collegato!” esclama con mezzo sorriso. “Anche se in quel momento niente sembrava collegato.”

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41
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    "So!” A bright smile accompanies this word. “I was wondering if you would walk my cat!”

    Todd pauses, looking around them, and then back at Dirk. “I'm a dog-walking business.” He says, as gently as he can manage.

     

    (In which Todd walks dogs, professionally, Dirk is in love with him, and Tina gives fantastic relationship advice)

    Language:
    English
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    2,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    521
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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    79,344
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1033
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    The love/peace spell that was casted on accident helps Dirk and Todd confess to each other. (takes place at the end of s02e05)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,912
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    693

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