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    “That’s me!” said a beanpole of a man in a bright yellow jacket, bounding up to the counter and sticking out, for some reason, both hands.

    Todd barely refrained from shielding his eyes. The man’s smile beamed out like a spotlight. He didn’t look like someone who wanted to ruin Todd’s day on purpose, or if he was, he was doing a damn good job at hiding it. So what the hell, Todd wondered for the third time, would possess this random British man with his bizarrely patterned tie to waltz into his coffee shop and order what was, objectively, the worst drink Todd had ever seen?

    Todd is a grumpy barista just trying to make it through the day. Dirk is an unlikely customer who keeps coming back. But as their friendship deepens with the Seattle summer, Todd's lingering guilt and Dirk's mysterious past threaten their growing closeness...

    (AKA, a coffee shop AU <3)

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    Here’s the problem:

    (Well. There are a lot of problems - a frankly irresponsible number of problems of the overwhelming type that Todd thought he was done with, now that the whole lying-about-pararibulitis thing is out of the way. But here’s the problem he’s having at the moment:)

    He’s straight.

    Todd has a crisis.

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    take me with you but in Dirk's POV.
    Oneshot collection.

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    15/15
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    Dirk Gently proposes a new business venture over a double date.

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    A look into Dirk's perspective on the first few episodes of season 2, and why he so suddenly decided he was *not* having a good time.

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    Dirk gets a mysterious message that obviously scares him, but he won't talk about it. His odd behaviour is enough to prompt Todd to bring in the whole team, just in case.

    It's a good thing he did as Dirk's past catches up to him dramatically, and he needs his friends to support him through it.

    Featuring All Of The Characters: Dirk (of course), Todd, Farah, Martin/The Rowdies, Amanda, Mona, Tina, and Hobbs. Protective!Everyone because everyone loves Dirk and wants to keep him safe and warm and no further than 5 metres from a hug at all times. That's just how it is.

    TW: Nothing graphic but contains references to: swearing, domestic abuse, child abuse, Blackwing, emotional/psychological manipulation, panic attacks and mental health issues, PTSD/trauma. Sorry Dirk. You know I love you 😉

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    5 times Dirk calls Todd his friend, and 1 time Todd calls him something else

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    Todd sighed heavily, wondering if the hissing in his ears was the electric kettle, a pararibulitis attack or just a standard Dirk-induced migraine. “Okay, so to sum up: you and I have got to pull together a gift and a party for Farah before tomorrow at, what, six…?”

    “Five.”

    “Incredible.”

     

    In which Dirk and Todd work together to solve a birthday conundrum; and solve another persistent mystery along the way.

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    England is full of new experiences and people. Todd is trying very hard to be a supportive boyfriend and meet the people who are important to Dirk. But this might be too much. How does one even meet an angel and demon?

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    3
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    In the Beginning, the Eastern Gate of Eden was guarded by an angel named Ikariel, who eventually decided that people would take him more seriously if he was Dirk instead.

    In the Middle, Dirk found a friend in Todd, a demon getting out of Hell’s insufferable paperwork by sticking around on Earth after initiating the Eternal Damnation of Humankind.

    And in the End, they thwarted the Great War of Heaven and Hell and delivered the entire Earth from nuclear apocalypse. (Well, they helped anyway.)

    But after the End, the first weeks of the rest of their lives are off to an inharmonious start – and Dirk has a terrible feeling that this isn’t over yet…

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    Chapters:
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Shameless Dirk angst.

    Immediately Post S2. When Dirk is treated for the gunshot wound in his leg, it comes to light that he was hiding other injuries. Evidence of torture that he'd kept hidden throughout the Wendimoor case. Todd tries to come to terms with this, and help all of his friends as they recover.

    A doctor tries to take Dirk through a list of PTSD symptoms and Dirk's like - pfff that's just normal...while the Doctor and Todd are like ... no it's not hun...

    T/W: PTSD, mentions of torture (nothing graphic),

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Short fics and deleted scenes just for fun, including:

    1. Dearly Beloved: Dirk officiates a squirrel wedding
    2. Sing, Lover, Sing: Dirk dares Todd to sing a love song. Todd takes the dare.
    3. I get by (with a little help): Dirk is going to throw an Adult Dinner Party, and he is going to do it all by himself.
    4. High Score: A visit to the Seattle Pinball Museum.
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    4/?
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    The prequel to "Fuzzy".

    Dirk takes a walk outside following the peace spell. He feels like he's glowing like an everbulb.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    After the Spring case was over, Todd was planning on going to the hospital to see Dirk and to be a part of the agency, but that didn't happen. Instead, they reunite when Dirk is somehow in a car trunk, two months later. However, Dirk is less than thrilled with seeing Todd again. Todd just hopes it isn't completely hopeless.

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    The agency celebrates the holidays (a series of 12 semi-connected ficlets about life, love, and the pursuit of the perfect present).

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    12/12
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    Farah pays a visit to Bergsberg to avoid the chaos of an Agency Halloween. Hobbs has far too many stories about past Halloweens that he is far too calm about, while Tina is extremely happy to offer Farah alternative plans for the holiday.

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    Hobbs and Tina realize they both have some exciting news about their friends from the holistic detective agency.

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    1/1
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    What if who and what I am is going to get you killed?

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    “Did we fuck?”

    That’s what Dirk was asking.

    And that’s what made Todd’s brain screech to a stop like it had done last night. The immediate flashback of trying to disentangle from a very warm and enticingly naked Dirk, that his brain generously supplied him with, also did not help matters.

    “Er… uhh…. Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? I don’t know, man. I woke up beside Farah all covered up in glitter.”

    The lie was out of his mouth before he had even consciously thought about it.

    ___
    OR, Todd ends up sleeping with Dirk on the night of Sound of Nothing. However, he freaks out and lies when asked about it the next morning. But since the Universe works in absolutely assholish ways, it immediately supplies Dirk with another guy named Todd who gladly owns up to sleeping with Dirk the previous night. And this guy is everything Todd's not. Tall, well-built... But he is also something that Todd absolutely is- a filthy liar. One intent on permanently remaining attached to Dirk's lips.

    Todd knows he should tell Dirk the truth. But owning up to a lie is way more difficult now that he knows what the aftermath of it can be.

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    English
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    4,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    'Repeat after me- I am Todd Brotzman, and I am bisexual.'

    Language:
    English
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    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    213

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