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    Five times Dirk tried to tie his shoelaces, and one time he didn't.

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    Todd thinks its weird when the CIA get involved in him meeting his soulmate. After one bizarre day, they exchange a few letters, and he gets on with his life, until he finds himself kidnapped and used to persuade Svlad to behave.
    Svlad is delighted to be allowed to write to his soulmate, but when Todd is dragged unwillingly into the Blackwing base, he starts to realise that this was a trap from the start.

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    Agent Cjelli (C.J. to his friends) has been a member of Blackwing for eighteen years, and working cases for the past four. He mainly wants to visit Project Lamia and go outside, but has found himself increasingly drawn to his coworker, Lieutenant Assistent. When Agent Black is assigned to their team, his life changes more than he ever could have imagined.

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    Martin led his Rowdies in a breakout from Blackwing, and they bring a couple of the other projects with them because Vogel wouldn't let them leave projects Lamia or Icarus behind. Now Martin needs to try and build a new life for all six of them. Because sometimes family is four energy vampires, a shapeshifter, and a not-psychic sat nav.

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    A Reverse AU.

    Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is - quite frankly - a dick, and throws at him the one thing he cannot handle: Dirk Gently and, his detective agency, and The Rowdy 3, from a dimension certainly not his own.

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    "I don’t really know how to make friends.”

    The fortune teller opens a flap under Dirk’s fingers. The text reads, just do what you did with me.

    “Take you with me while I escaped a government prison?” Dirk asks, dutifully folding all the paper back in order before unfolding a flap open anew.

    smile. be yourself. keep talking. Mona says through the new text. if that doesn’t work do what i did to make you my friend

    “And what is that, exactly?” Dirk fondly remembers how he met Mona. How he first yelped in shock when he saw a chair shift into scorpion and then watched in awe-horror as that scorpion stood between him and the exit.

    make sure he doesn’t get away :D

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    When Dirk escapes Blackwing that first time, he takes Mona with him. Friendship is a little odd when one party refuses to turn into anything human and the other party is Dirk, but they make it work.

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    Growing up in Blackwing meant that Dirk missed out on a lot of holidays. But now he's with Todd, he's starting to experience them.
    This year, Dirk has a lot to be thankful for.

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    Dirk decorates the apartment for Christmas, Todd adores it.

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    Dirk and Todd have been together for quite a while, and they decide it's about time to move on to the next step.

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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 14: Mona tries to subtly hint what she wants, and ends up thrown in the trash.

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    14/?
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    Getting ready for Christmas takes a surprising amount of preparation. But it's worth it.
    An advent calendar's worth of themed fics.
    Day 26: One final gift

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    Todd could do nothing but freeze in his tracks. And he could do nothing but stare. And he could do nothing but cry. Because that wasn’t Dirk — the man before him? That wasn’t his Dirk. The man with a face flushed with rage, his hair messed up and hanging in his face, his lip slightly curled in a snarl — that wasn’t Dirk. Because the man before him had dark eyes narrowed and menacing, his brow furrowed so deeply Todd was surprised it didn’t touch the floor, the muscles in his face twitching…

    And yellow eyes.

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    Title is a line from "Burn" from Hamilton.

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    Four Christmas Eves.

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    FYI this is a one shot that is a WIP I will post what i have unedited so I do not have to redo the tags.

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    A collection of oneshots where Dirk shows his hidden talent for singing. None of the stories are connected and are made to stand on their own, and all of the songs are sung by Samuel Barnett (links are provided).

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    Just a lil retro-stylized fanvideo about Mona.

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    This fanvideo is about difficult relationships beetween BlackWing objects and workers.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    8/?
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    102
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    Tortured by tedium and berated by bots, Dirk starts to lose hope. Then warm light enters his life in the form of Lieutenant Assistent, an unassuming but kind Blackwing agent who just joined to see aliens and got way more than he bargained for. Will this ray of sunshine be Dirk's saving grace or his downfall?

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    Todd's life is perfect, aside from the fact Mona is being extremely passive-aggressive towards him. It's a shock to realise she is trying to keep Dirk safe, from him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
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