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    A Reverse AU.

    Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is not happy with the way his life has formed, and throws in his path the only people who can help him: the detective agency.

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    Agent Cjelli (C.J. to his friends) has been a member of Blackwing for eighteen years, and working cases for the past four. He mainly wants to visit Project Lamia and go outside, but has found himself increasingly drawn to his coworker, Lieutenant Assistent. When Agent Black is assigned to their team, his life changes more than he ever could have imagined.

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    6
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    Growing up in Blackwing meant that Dirk missed out on a lot of holidays. But now he's with Todd, he's starting to experience them.
    Todd hadn't thought his birthday worth mentioning. Dirk and Mona disagree.

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    2/?
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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 13: Even for Dirk, this plan is incredibly stupid.

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    13/?
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    This fanvideo is about difficult relationships beetween BlackWing objects and workers.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    8/?
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    Tortured by tedium and berated by bots, Dirk starts to lose hope. Then warm light enters his life in the form of Lieutenant Assistent, an unassuming but kind Blackwing agent who just joined to see aliens and got way more than he bargained for. Will this ray of sunshine be Dirk's saving grace or his downfall?

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    Todd's life is perfect, aside from the fact Mona is being extremely passive-aggressive towards him. It's a shock to realise she is trying to keep Dirk safe, from him.

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    18
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    2
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    Thanksgiving dinner at Dirk and Todd's new apartment was an incredible success, with the exception of one tiny, unfortunate detail - which, according to Dirk, was actually very Big and Devastating and Not, In Any Way, His Fault. Todd begged to differ - gently, though, because obviously, something was upsetting Dirk. Figuring out what was just a matter of time, patience...and an unexpected heart-to-heart on the bathroom floor.

    (*Chapter 1 is puke-free and can be read on its own, if preferred*)

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    Dirk bumps into a panicking Michael Assistent, calms him down, and drags him along to escape Blackwing.

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    1/1
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    3
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    7
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    1
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    In which Bart appears on the front doorstep of the Holistic Detective Agency on Halloween night.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    Amanda's quiet afternoon at the agency is interrupted by the hasty return of the Rowdy 3, only one of them is now... a puppy?

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    1/1
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    3
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    19
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    1
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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    English
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    31/31
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    23
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    1
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    In which Dirk discovers he's a cryptid, Todd discovers more injuries that Blackwing left behind, Mona demonstrates her acting abilities, and Hobbs ends up faced with more Jackalopes than is strictly necessary.

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    2/2
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    20
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    2
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    Turns out there are some fundamental truths that no one can simply dismiss.

    1. Blackwing doesn't do Halloween. If something does happen and they end up celebrating, it's usually for a sick and twisted reason.

    2. Dirk Gently's plans always end up with someone bleeding and someone dying.

    3. Amanda Brotzman isn't a good driver.

    4. You never bring up the past.

    5. Farah Black should be the next James Bond.

    This is a story of how some people learn that there is always more to every truth. And to think that it all began with a simple trick-or-treating.

    Or,

    Todd can't say no to Dirk, Tina adores Farah, only Martin should drive the Oh no! van, Priest is a creepy dude and the Blackwing subjects never celebrate Halloween.

    (Oh and Ken is briefly one of the good guys.)

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    The Dirk Gently characters don't have an easy life, but even with all their pain they still find that they have each other.
    A series of oneshots for Whumptober.
    Chapter 31: Fighting comes in many forms.

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    31/31
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    178
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    58
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    История, в которой Дирк и Тодд находят загадочную книгу, переворачивают офис вверх дном, борются с похмельем и вспоминают кое-что важное.
    ПС. В фике появляется персонаж из канона The Magicians. Потому что он может))

    У фика есть драббл-предыстория: "Кто такой Элиот"

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    Русский
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    A run in with one of Todd's ex-boyfriends leads to Dirk learning things neither he nor Todd ever wanted him to know. And a bit of necessary payback against said ex.

    This story contains semi-graphic sex acts being unknowingly filmed and unintentionally witnessed. Be warned.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    133
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    And then it hits Mona-- an epiphany so huge she nearly falls off the couch.
    Dirk and Todd are in love.

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    Mona reads a romance novel and comes to some conclusions.

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    English
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    1/1
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    26
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    69
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    6
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    315
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    "Maybe," Dirk hears himself whisper, his voice barely audible, "you would have been better off if I never escaped Blackwing."

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    Their first "I love you" isn't exactly under the best of circumstances. But they make it work.
    They're Todd and Dirk, and they'll always make it work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    345

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