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    “What’s that?” Dirk asked, handing Todd his mug before parking himself against Todd’s desk.

    “Oh,” Todd said, gulping down half his Irish Breakfast like he’d been dying for it. “[The client's] coat.”

    Dirk sipped his tea while Todd finished logging the transaction in a spreadsheet on the computer screen. Dirk wasn’t allowed to open that file, because he had a penchant for accidental deletion.

    “Looks rather nice,” Dirk remarked, enjoying the warmth of his mug while Todd got up and went over to fetch the costly item. “Did we keep her phone number?”

    “Yeah, but we don’t need to call,” Todd said. “Those furs are part of the payment. I didn’t have the heart to tell her making up the difference in some way wasn’t necessary.”

    [Readable as stand-alone PWP, but also #5 in Glow sequence. One-Eyed-Bossman requested Todd in a fur coat, so...]

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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    15/31
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    6
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    Blackwing sent a young Svlad to a school in Sheffield. After hitting rock bottom during Cambridge, he escaped to America. Now he's Dirk Gently, and happy with his new friends and work. He's accepted himself. Then a case sends them to Sheffield and the old boys, and Dirk wonders if he can escape his past without them discovering it.

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    11/?
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    2
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    As they made their escape in the Kellum truck, Beast insinuated herself between Dirk and Todd.

    “Beauty-beauty boyfriends brave,” she crooned, directing her singsong at anyone who’d listen.

    Amanda, processing that on top of the kiss, abruptly punched Todd in the shoulder. “You slut!”

    “Hey, ow,” Todd said, shoving her halfheartedly in return. “We don’t get a thank-you?”

    “I assure you there’s plenty of wantonness on both sides,” Dirk protested. “Mutual sluttery.”

    [COMPLETED 10/14/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    11/11
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    10
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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    39/?
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    In the hope of securing cheap health care for Todd, Dirk has an unorthodox proposal...

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    4/?
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    103
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    7
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    When vital documents are stolen from Blackwing, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency jump into action to get them before they can fall into the wrong...wronger hands.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    21
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    24
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    2
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    Chapters:
    43/?
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    12
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    Based on the tumblr prompt: when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

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    An explosion, an attack and an injury.

     

    TW: Pararibulitis type bodily injury.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    Todd is very possibly dead. The universe is very possibly out of order. Dirk doesn't respond well to either of these things.

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    1,232
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    Todd is trying to deal with the fact everyone thinks he's in love with Dirk, when he just wants to get on with his job. Things get more complicated when he realises that he is in love with Dirk, and new clients arrive - new clients that are looking for their missing grandson, Svlad Cjelli.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    9
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    On the road and on the run, Farah reflects that she might have not given Todd his due.

    Reflective thoughts piece.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    20
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    2
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    Po ich ostatniej sprawie i ostatecznym otwarciu Holistycznej Agencji Detektywistycznej, wszystko wydaje się takie, jak powinno. Ale wszechświat, projekt Blackwing oraz kilka innych elementów sprawia, że wszystko ponownie staje na głowie, a sprawa zniknięcia mieszkańców pewnego miasteczka i pojawienie się kolejnych ludzi, przypominających Dirka zmienia dosłownie całość.

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    Polski
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    1,539
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    6,774
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1392
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    Todd realises his feelings for Dirk. Unfortunately, Dirk is none the wiser.

    They have the agency set up, and their next case is, according to Dirk ‘a doozy’, apparently.

    So of course, Todd’s traitor brain takes this time to fully come to terms with his feelings for Dirk.

    And because the universe hates him, it happens just before his first heat under the full moon.

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    English
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    7,386
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    42
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    1
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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 10: Indigo skies - Dirk and Todd see in the sunrise together.

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    English
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    8,505
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    52
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    "Priest leaned in close to me, his breath hot and moist against my ear.

    'We are going to have so much fun.'"

    Todd and Dirk are captured by Blackwing (one shot)

    This is my first fic so it's probably horrible but you won't know unless you try, right?

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    Comments:
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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

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    English
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    1,472
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    40

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