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    Dirk Gently and Red are one and the same, with one stark difference: one is rowdy, one is not. When the fabric between realities is torn open by five young Blackwing escapees, Dirk Gently must face the fears he has always held close to his heart, along with the harsh lesson that people aren’t always what they seem. Everything is chance, and nothing is set in stone.

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    7/?
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    A supernatural robbery across the ocean, an ex-Blackwing test subject, and the origins of Dirk's name. Could these three things possibly be connected? Of course they could. Everything is.

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    39/?
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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    25/?
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    This is an original zombie AU roughly based off of the zombies in The walking dead and zombieland. This is the story of how after 6 years surviving the outbreak, the Rowdy 3 come across Amanda Brotzman who is looking for her brother. After being injured the Rowdy 3 promise to help her heal and look for her brother while they search for a place to call home. Together they fight the evils of the world both alive and undead. This is still a Work In Progress so bare with me. Any constructive comments or ideas are welcome, please just be respectful when you do so. Enjoy the fic!

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    Now that Dirk has his shiny new agency, he decides that they ought to have someone manning the front desk. A whim (and the universe) leads him to hiring Lieutenant Assistent for the job, and it ends up working surprisingly well.

    There’s also a case, some slime is involved, and everything is definitely connected.

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    6/?
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    4
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    This is a series of ideas shared between GuenVanHelsing and me on Tumblr discussing what kind of parents Amanda and Martin would be which slowly snowballed into an idea where The Rowdy 3 have to protect their newest member from Blackwing and the dangers of being connected to the Universe.

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    4/?
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    25
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    6
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    384
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    Todd unexpectedly goes into heat, and Dirk copes as best he can.

    Part of my Brotzly Omegaverse series- stories uploaded as I write them, mostly out of chronological order, but can all be read as stand-alone one-shots.

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    156
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    8
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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 7: Dirk knows something bad will happen. The doorbell ringing confirms it. (Holistic cuddle pile featuring everyone's favourite holistic assassin)

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    7/?
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    2
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    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency receives a fair number of cases from a fair number of people, so it's probably not really that noteworthy when one just happens to be ex-Blackwing.

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    1/?
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    A transcript of the third round of the second rebooted Fandom Games roleplay on Tumblr. June 2018.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    Italiano
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    31/42
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    Although bellhop Todd Brotzman doesn’t have a lot going on in his life, the worst awaits him. It begins when he arrives at work one day and is sent up to the hotel’s penthouse, where he discovers millionaire Patrick Spring has been murdered. An odd chain of events that unfolds leads to Todd becoming a person of interest in the crime and losing his job. That is when he meets Svlad Cjelli, a fast-talking, eccentric Detective/CIA Agent, and his ‘Assistant’ Osmund Priest, who have been hired to investigate the murder of Patrick Spring. Svlad believes that he and Todd are destined to solve the mystery together. Once Svlad is able to convince (or kidnap) Todd in to working with them, the latter is visited by wild, dangerous characters – all associated with Svlad– who complicate his life further.

    AU Verse in which CIA Agent Svlad Cjelli is solving the Spring Case and he and his 'Handler' Osmund Priest kidnap Todd Brotzman and force him to tag along in the crazy shenanigans.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    9
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    Dirk Gently is not a leaf floating along the stream of creation. He's a stone sinking straight down into the deep dark cold. Todd's been taken and Dirk would trade his very life to get his friend back safe and sound, but first he's going to have to run.

    Crippled by fear and an increasingly tempestuous relationship with the universe, he finds that every step is a struggle in a battle he can't afford to lose. But it isn't a fight he has to face alone, and Farah's not about to let him drown.

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    6/?
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    61
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    “That’s too bad,” coos Amanda in a falsely sincere voice, “We’re celebrating!”

    She spares a second to glance back at Todd over her shoulder with a look that is, quite frankly, pure evil. He begins to get a very bad feeling about having her involved in the case.

    “Tim and Derek here just got engaged!”

    Todd chokes on his spit.

     

     
    or: dirk's not in love with todd, todd's not in love with dirk, but somehow they end up kissing a lot anyway.

     

    (based on the brooklyn nine nine episode johnny & dora)

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    Life has a habit of being needlessly complicated.

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    "No," Dirk answered, "I mean that boy-child is Todd. Brotzman. Not just some random child we picked up off the street and decided to adopt.” Dirk paused.” Or steal.”


    When Todd gets turned into a child, it's up to Farah and Dirk to take care of him. Kid-Todd isn't what they were expecting, though. He's talkative, happy, and expressive- exactly like a child should be. It's disconcerting to see the difference, until they figure out just why Todd is the way he is.


    written for the DGHDA beginner and big bang 2018!

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    Dirk and Farah see first-hand how much Todd trusts them.

    Part of my Brotzly Omegaverse series- stories uploaded as I write them, mostly out of chronological order, but can all be read as stand-alone one-shots.

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    English
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    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    Dirk was not a coward.

    He really wasn’t, despite the way others tended to mock and harass him, instinctively realising he wouldn’t retaliate. It was true he didn’t react well to violence and aggression, but avoiding potential harm hardly made him craven, especially when it so regularly sought him out. And hiding crouched inside a wardrobe with his arms over his head and his eyes firmly squeezed shut definitely didn’t make him cowardly. Especially when faced with one of the most psychotic alphas he’d ever met.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    He was too close. Far too close.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    234
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    29
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    3203

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