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Hearts Bound by Lace, Eyes as Soft as Silk by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
06 Jul 2026
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Xie Lian has been out of the modeling game for eight years, but when he receives a contract from a mysterious, faceless designer and is charmed by the handsome photographer on set, he has renewed hope about the future of his career.
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The Artist and his Most Beloved Muse by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
18 Jun 2026
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"Studying hard, I see," Xie Lian said as he hung his bag on the hook by the door.
"Mn, I have a test coming up," Hua Cheng told him.
"Hopefully it's not handwritten," Xie Lian teased. Hua Cheng was very good at a lot of things, a complete renaissance man. However, his handwriting was absolutely horrific. He'd gotten a tattoo just around a month prior and it was in his own handwriting… Xie Lian had no clue what it said and thought it'd be rude to ask so he'd just vaguely said it looked nice, earning a laugh from Hua Cheng.
"I'll disappoint gege, it's multiple choice," Hua Cheng said in response. He closed his laptop and stood, stretching. Xie Lian's eyes drifted to where his shirt rode up, exposing smooth pale skin and the lines of his lower abs.
Another one of life's greatest embarrassments, broke clumsy virgin Xie Lian had a crush on his much younger and insanely sexy roommate. Did that make him a pervert? He wasn't sure but he knew the odds weren't in his favor. Just about the same odds as the man so attractive it was actually lethal liking Xie Lian in response. He averted his eyes, ashamed of the blush that crept onto his face.
"It's for the best," Xie Lian said, managing a laugh.
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To Be Known by Honestmabe, Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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Two legendary knights form an unlikely alliance to prevent a war until their form of communication fails them.
Prince Crowley is charged with leading an attack on Heaven's capital. He succeeds but spares the royal family in exchange for the youngest prince to stay.
Will the knights find their way back to each other? Will the two princes learn to trust each other? Leave it up to the ineffability of fate.
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Xie Lian's Annual Humiliation Ritual, Known to Ghost City as Hua Cheng's Birthday by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
11 Jun 2026
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"When you carry my child, even the gods will know you belong to me," Hua Cheng murmured against his chest.
Xie Lian laughed at that. "San Lang, I think everyone from the Heavens to the Earth all know that I belong to you."
"Well," Hua Cheng laughed too. "I suppose you'll be walking around with the proof soon."
~~This is birthday smut with some humor mixed in, inspired by the mpreg pills in canon~~
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My Love, Into Your Hands I Commit My Spirit by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
04 Jun 2026
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"Xie Lian nodded, fidgeting with the weighty ring on his finger. Jun Wu must’ve spent a fortune on it… despite his rank in the church, he came from old money. His family was quite possibly just as wealthy as the royal family of Xianle. His rank in the church was of little consequence to him, as he only wished to serve God but also wanted to marry… to marry Xie Lian. It was an honor to be noticed by such a man, such an alpha… an honor most omegas would strive for… but… Xie Lian took a deep shuddering breath, ceasing his fidgeting.
There was no ‘but.’ Not anymore."
Xie Lian is engaged to the Deacon of his church, who groomed him from a young age. He's told he should be grateful. However, when he meets a mysterious stranger, his mindset slowly changes as he drifts from the church. But can this handsome stranger protect him from even the supernatural forces at work in his life? In his own mind?
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Cherry Magic!!! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make Chu Wanning a Wizard!!?? by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
20 May 2026
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(Summary took away the bold/italics so "~" is start and end of inner thoughts)
~God, he’s so close. Why does he have to be so fucking beautiful when I hate him so much!? I can’t wait to see how he looks when he cries. I want that resting bitch face to fucking crumble while he’s on my cock. Will he look so cold then? When he has to beg me to fuck him harder because he can’t get enough of my cock filling his tight little hole? And fuck, his hair… it smells so good. I’m glad he wore it down today. If he gets an attitude, it gives me something to grab for.~
Chu Wanning gasped, looking up at him. They locked eyes. There’s no fucking way he’s thinking about him. Surely… surely, he’s thinking about someone else he hates that has long hair and resting bitch face. Because… Chu Wanning is so ugly… there’s no way…
Mo Ran raised his eyebrow, cocking his head to the side. His gaze never wavered.
~Looking at me like this… Wanning, you think you’re so tough!? Just watch! I’ll fuck you to death!!!~
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Two Lifetimes and Every Lifetime After, They Belong to Both of You by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
30 Apr 2026
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“Are you not going to look at us, Ziming?” Mei HanXue teased from behind him. “I thought we were good looking enough for you.”
“There’s a blindfold in the bag,” Mei Hanxue suggested.
Xue Meng’s eyes flew wide in alarm, and he sat up straight on Mei HanXue’s lap, staring at the bag in wide-eyed shock. “Really!? Why!?” Why the hell would Jiang Xi even pack such a thing!?
“Gotcha,” Mei Hanxue teased, crawling to lay parallel to Xue Meng, supporting his weight on one elbow. “Hi there.”
“Hi,” Xue Meng echoed, embarrassed.
Mei HanXue: Older twin
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East of Eden by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2023
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“Aziraphale, I can’t help you if you don’t trust me,” Crowley told him.
“I do trust you…” Aziraphale told him, sounding pitiful, “Your eyes… I know those eyes.”
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Hell is too cold for either of us to go alone. by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Feb 2022
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Yuheng of the Night Sky, the first emperor of the cultivation world, remained unbothered as he finally turned to Mo Ran, regarding him with dark eyes. He stood in the bathing pool, moonlight illuminating the water around him and catching on the droplets clinging to his thin frame. “Are you going to kill me, Shizun?” His tone was biting and cold, fitting for the most ruthless and bloodthirsty man that’s ever graced this realm.
Even so, the sight of this person naked, driblets of water clinging to his pale skin caught Mo Ran’s eye, as did the rest of him. His white hair was wet and plastered to his body, some of it floating in the water behind him. Yuheng was truly a cold and vicious beauty.
“I have no disciple like you,” Mo Ran told him, pretending he wasn’t taking in the way Yuheng’s hips swayed as he exited the bathing pool, still unbothered and graceful even as more and more tantalizing skin was exposed.
“You do. You did, at least. Isn’t this what you taught me? To answer to no one but you?”
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"Its hot as hell in this fucky ass, hot ass room I'm in... Is that the Grim Reaper!!!???" by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2021
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“So, you come here often hotstuff?”
Icy blue eyes remained expressionless as they assessed the scenery around them, from the dismembered body to bloody murder weapon. After a moment, the man responded. “Where there is death, I will be.”
Shang Qinghua wiped a droplet of blood off his own cheek and leaned on the shovel. “I don’t suppose the Grim Reaper has a phone number? Wechat? Email?”
“...”
“Come on, man! You’ve seen me, like, fifty times by now!”
“Sixty-two,” the reaper stated, his expression remaining stoic.
“Wow! That many?” Shang Qinghua looked upwards as he counted. “I guess you’re right. My bad. It becomes a blur after a while, ya know?”
The Grim Reaper turned to leave.
“Wait! Can I at least know your name? Your actual name, I mean? I see you all the time but-”
“Mobei Jun,” the reaper said. “Good evening, Shang Qinghua.”
Shang Qinghua waited until he disappeared to aim a victorious punch at the air, a movement that nearly made him slip in a pool of blood. He yelped in alarm before steadying himself, casting a glare at his latest victim. “Getting my ideal man is so messy. Why do humans have so much blood anyway?”
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What Use Are You? by Honestmabe, Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Oct 2021
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“Have you dealt with this before?” Mobei Jun asked him as he watched Shang Qinghua work.
“Hmm? No. I just researched it a lot,” Shang Qinghua muttered, distracted as he sanitized a pair of tweezers. “The bullet is still in you and I’ll have to get it out. This may hurt.”
“Researched?” Mobei Jun questioned. He hissed as Shang Qinghua began his attempt at digging out the bullet. “Medical student?”
“Writer,” Shang Qinghua corrected. “What did you do to get shot?”
“You don’t know who I am?” Mobei Jun asked, one eyebrow lifting slightly to show his amusement.
“Care to tell me?” Shang Qinghua asked, feigning innocence.
Mobei Jun leaned into his space, so close his breath brushed against Shang Qinghua’s lips. Their eyes met and Mobei Jun’s brow lifted in a challenge. “No.”
“Okay, cool. Then I won’t ask.”
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Gege Got Me a Puppy... by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
29 Aug 2021
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“I got you a puppy!”
Chu Wanning’s eyes lit up, a mix of happiness and confusion. “A puppy?”
With a grin, Mo Ran walked to the closet and pulled out the massive husky plush he’d purchased specifically for lewding the love of his life. He could do that sort of thing. Because he was dating the love of his life and the love of his life, despite being embarrassed, seemed to enjoy being lewded. God, he was a lucky man.
Mo Ran caught the look on Chu Wanning’s face and chuckled to himself, making a note to eventually make plans about getting him an actual puppy. “I’ll get you a real puppy some other time, didi. This one's for playing.”
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- Part 2 of Mo Ran's Intro to BDSM 101
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The Most Important Rule of Internet Safety by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
21 Aug 2021
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“Alright. Are you a dom or a sub?”
Chu Wanning blinked once, twice, and sat down his glass of wine. “You mean… the sandwich?”
There was a tense silence.
Mo Ran’s face worked through several different emotions before Chu Wanning’s eyes. Amusement, confusion, then finally, understanding. “Wanning… What does BDSM mean?”
“Business Development... Sales... and Marketing...” Chu Wanning had started his answer confidently and quickly began to lose momentum as the amusement on Mo Ran’s face grew with every word. “I don’t understand what’s so funny!” he snapped, embarrassed at being the brunt of a joke he didn’t understand.
“We’ve had a misunderstanding,” Mo Ran told him, his eyes somehow growing more predatory. “However, I don’t see how a man your age could be so innocent. Interesting.”
“I’m leaving,” Chu Wanning stated.
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- Part 1 of Mo Ran's Intro to BDSM 101
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Two Absolute Units Are Better Than One by Honestmabe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
09 Jul 2021
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“I’ll take two,” Xue Meng snapped. “Hurry. I don’t have all day.”
There was an awkward beat of silence as the shopkeeper counted out the money.
“I- I’m buying them for a friend,” Xue Meng said after a while, his face turning a deeper shade of red. “I- I wouldn’t buy them for me. I’m straight.”
The shopkeeper gave him a strangely sympathetic look before passing him his purchases. “Of course, of course. I hope your friend enjoys the Dagen-Jun. If it’s their first time they should be careful not to hurt themselves and take it slow.”
“Thank you, I’ll be sure to tell my friend that. Because I didn’t need to know that- Because these are for my friend and not me. Goodbye,” Xue Meng turned on his heel and all but ran out of the market.
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Treat Me Like A Queen by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2021
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Shen Qingqiu snorted from behind his fan before hissing in pain as Liu Qingge elbowed him. Yue Qingyuan sent the two of them a look and Shen Qingqiu sat up straight and fanned his face as if he hadn’t made any interruptions whatsoever.
That was so fucking OOC! Too fucking OOC!
“As I was saying, Mobei Jun must take a wife in order to properly ascend the throne. After much discussion, we feel you may be the best choice.”
Why was Shang Qinghua the best choice to marry Mobei Jun? Because he was a shameless self-insert, of course! Why the hell would he NOT write himself getting his insides rearranged by Mobei Jun!?
**This is purely self-indulgent and written for comedic purposes**
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Eternity by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
05 Apr 2021
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On This Day, They Rested by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
05 Apr 2021
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Do you shiver like I do? by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2021
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“Oh, you must be Mobei Jun! I’ve heard a lot about you.”
“I can’t say the same,” Mobei Jun replied, blunt as ever. His eyes were deep blue shards of ice, frosty enough to make the bravest of men shiver.
To Ethan’s credit, his smile didn’t falter. “Awe, I hope to change that really soon! Shang Qinghua is such an adorable guy; I’d love to be someone he wants to talk about.”
Mobei Jun stared down at Ethan with clear disinterest. “I’m going to need a picture of your ID, the address of where you are going, and what make and model vehicle you will be using. Qinghua is to be home no later than midnight and if he returns home in a condition other than what he left in, I know people that can make you disappear and no one will ever find you. Am I understood?”
Ethan’s smile dropped and he turned several shades paler as he shakily pulled out his wallet and ID. Shang Qinghua laughed, attempting to ease the tension.
“He’s joking. My mans really loves his jokes.. Right, Mobei Jun?” Shang Qinghua addressed his best friend.
“I’m not joking,” Mobei Jun responded, handing Ethan back his ID after taking a picture. “Have a nice time.”
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Thrones of Pleasure by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
02 Feb 2021
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“I didn’t come here to be flogged, darling,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Well, your request was vague. ‘I want to be yours, yours in front of everyone. I want them to see how you touch me, how you make me feel,’” Crowley quoted, the smirk still in place. “So how do you want them to see me touch you?”
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Tempted To Dessert by Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
02 Feb 2021
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“We’ve done it before,” Crowley pressed. “What’s one more round of fornication?”
Aziraphale wet his lips, looking around nervously. “No one will see?” What a silly question.