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    The thing about having a mate was that you kind of always tended to smell like them.

    Always—but sometimes, it can be a little misleading.

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    Jimin is a spirit of nature. He is rather young for his kind, but born of the island’s Old Ones. His kind usually stay away from the human folk, especially those of the younger generation. The old, native islanders are the only humans they will willingly approach or interact with.

    When Jimin meets the human Min Yoongi during a thunderstorm, his life is turned upside-down.

    Sneak Peek:
    “You shouldn’t be out here,” the human said quickly, completely unaware of the situation. He was nearly the same height as the spirit. “It’s dangerous. Are you all right?”
    Jimin had never been touched by a human before. He tried to push away, but he still couldn’t stand, and ended up grabbing onto the front of the human’s shirt on his way down. Strong arms found their way under his armpits and pulled him back up. He moved his mouth, trying to say something, but the only sound that left him were watery choking noises; like a bubbling brook after a light spring shower.
    “You don’t seem okay,” the human continued, frowning in concern. “Are you on drugs?"

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    Tony bit down a shiver, trying to ignore the scratch of the tag on the inside of his waist cincher and the ache of his knees on the cold marble floor. The silk stockings his mother had assured him were the best didn’t offer much insulation.

    He and the other omegas had been waiting for an hour now. After a frenzied morning of hair and makeup, of untangling and adjusting straps, of hopeful and conflicted just-in-case goodbyes, their nervous anxiety was slowly wilting into despair. What if the guardian never showed up? This was Tony’s last chance, and he was willing to bet he wasn’t the only one staring down a lifetime of traditional servitude if today didn’t go well.

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    Jungkook was never one to wax much philosophy- he left that up to his hyungs, who had taken him in with welcoming arms into their pack and showered him with gentle affection. It was comfortable and safe, knowing he was protected under the careful eye of their lead Alpha, Namjoon, who led them with a deep understanding and consideration that transcended some of the more traditional pack rules.

    But when Namjoon's brothers (soft-cheeked Seokjin and dark-eyed Taehyung) move in, things change. For one thing, Seokjin doesn't seem to like him very much, watching him with an unreadable expression and avoiding him. But there's something about the Alpha's scent that has Jungkook inexplicably drawn in.

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    After a worldwide blood crisis, the vampires have come out of the shadows with a series of demands. In order to avoid a war against the immortal, humanity has agreed to give the few remaining Type O humans to the vampiric families. Eren Jaeger, one of these few Type O humans, has avoided the law for eighteen years before he is suddenly taken from everything he'd ever known and sold to a peculiar vampire.

    Levi Ackerman is running out of time. After starving himself for years on end, he's finally found the perfect human. Will his need for blood destroy any chance he'd have at forming a real relationship with Eren?

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    Demon/Angel AU. This story is a spin-off to my Bonded Verse stories, so please read those first! The story follows Noah and Jayden’s lives as they go through college, mating, parenthood, and life’s challenges.

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    86/?
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    Jotunheim never attacked Midgard and there was no war between their Realm and Asgard.

    Then, thousands of years past man-kinds infancy, the Jotun are interested in reaching out to the mortals who have not only crawled out of the mud of their ancestor (Ymir) but have sculpted Empires and technology from it.

    At the head of this endeavour is the Crown-Prince, Loki, whose gift for metamorphosis has enabled him to travel to Earth multiple times over the last millennia without worry or concern; however, now that his father is finally seeing reason, the young trickster needs a plan to secure the prosperous future he’s foreseen should their Realm’s join forces.

    Therefore, on the night of Anthony Edward Stark’s twenty-first birthday gala, his father having spared no expense and his mother no lack of frills, Loki sets out to acquire a true Prince of Midgard for his bride to ensure that negotiations can run more smoothly.

    It is the way of things that young Anthony, an omega as beautiful as he is talented, be his, after-all...

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    "Harry?"

    "Yes, Lou?"

    "I have something to tell you. I lied to you. I'm not an alpha. I'm an omega."

    Harry's green eyes met Louis' blue ones for a mere second before the older man reached down to the hem of his t-shirt and begins to pull it up. Louis squeaked.

    "Harry! What are you doing? Put your shirt on!"

    Harry, his tan chest now completely uncovered, looked confused.

    "Gonna mate you." He crawled over to Louis until the younger boy was under him, lying beneath him in submission, blue eyes wide. "Gonna breed you."

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    Louis, a sixteen year old omega, lives alone, after he witnesses his mother's death at the age of thirteen. He works hard to stay hidden, and keep his omega scent blocked.

    Harry, a twenty-five year old alpha, is king. One day, he travels farther than he normally does, and he finds a beautiful boy, sleeping against a tree. The obvious solution would be to take him home, woo him, and hopefully bond with him, right?

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    This story follows Louis as he pretends to be an alpha, finds himself, hides from his feelings, flirts with the smitten alpha king, falls in love, and has a family.

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    Rhyno is happy when he can finally spend a night with the Alpha he's always admired. Heath, though, isn't happy about the unexpected consequences. Will he change his mind?

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    After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Link presents as an Omega, something he kept a secret from everybody. Unfortunately, a month later, his secret is revealed and Zelda, who is an Alpha, decides that she and Link will get married, something that Link isn't keen about in the slightest. Now after two months of dealing with an overbearing, possessive Zelda, Link decides to escape the castle for a bit so he can get some time away from her. During his time out he comes across a certain Zora who Link believes that he now has feelings for. Or maybe that's the heat that's talking...

    (The tags are all over the place now, I'm sorry!)

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    It’s been a while since everything happened. The apocalypse, Shane’s death, Lori’s death, Judith was born and so many more pack members who had died while he was in lead. He was leading this pack and everything went to shit. He couldn’t help it, he felt stressed out. He was trying to keep his pack on his feet, trying to survive, but the only thing he got from it was death, concern, enemy’s and stress.

    And what made this shithole even worse? He was an omega. The fact that he was an omega wasn’t the worst thing in the world, the fact that his suppressants were getting low was the problem. Meaning that he didn’t have much time before he was able to go back in heat again and alpha’s would fight all over him, trying to win him over, mate and breed him. He sighed, his breathing trembling at the exhale. The pack knew he was an omega, he would never lie to his pack. He couldn’t.

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    This was supposed to be a fun date night, but it turned out like it usually did. Jean would turn tail and chase after the closest unmated omega or cute beta and leave Eren all alone somewhere to defend himself from other unbonded alphas. Eren was sick and tired of the constant bullshit and just wanted to go home and curl up in bed by himself, but his loud-mouth arrogant boyfriend had other plans and decided to take him back to his apartment instead. Driving down a slick road, from the rain earlier this evening, is where they are currently fighting.

    “JEAN WATCH THE ROAD!”

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    Kim Seokjin is an omega that was casted out of his pack after bringing home the scent of alpha's belonging to another pack. Wounded and alone, he meets two omegas who eagerly take him back to their den. He quickly realizes the rest of the pack members are all alphas and they take him in generously. But his old pack will not forget his betrayal so easily. With him being a target of both his old pack and a rival pack seeking new omegas, will Namjoon and the rest of the alphas be able to protect them?

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    “Can’t help it though...” he started turning towards the window but speaking loud enough for Hank to hear. “That perfect, smooth, pale skin would look delicious spread over my red bed sheets.”

    Hank stopped in his track, his blood boiling with rage.

    Kamski shares his ideas of what he’d do to a certain android detective. Hank isn’t happy about it.

    STARTS WHEN HANK & CONNOR VISIT KAMSKI.

    FIC BASED ON MY PERSONAL PLAYTHROUGH CHOICES!

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    Jung Hoseok was alike yet so different from others of his kind. Deers were so fun-sized and painfully adorable. Taehyung had met obnoxious ones, the one who spoke up without regret and liked to put themselves on pedestals, absolute narcissists.

    And then there was Hoseok, who was all timid and shy nods, doe eyes lost beneath a mop of brown hair and cheeks always flushing at the littlest of things.

    Kim Taehyung wanted to ruin him.

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    As a show of good faith between Raizen and Yomi, Yuusuke offers to keep Youko Kurama's mate company while the fox is away. It's not that simple.

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    While Coran, Pidge, and Keith are hanging out, Coran decides to dig out one of the old biology books he used when he tutored kids in the castle. It just so happens that there’s a whole section dedicated to alien genitalia. After nineteen years of living in blissful ignorance, Keith is brought to the sudden conclusion that he does not at all have a human dick, so he goes to who he thinks is the resident dick expert; Lance.

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    A collection of jikook smut drabbles, under or around a thousand words!

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    33/?
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    Namjoon thought he knew how his life was going to go, but his entire plan was derailed by one blip in the schedule. Or several blips, actually, there were several blips. He got it together in the end, don't worry, it was all about the baby steps.

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    Being an Omega wasn't easy. But being a male Omega Shadowhunter was even worse. Alexander Lightwood is one of the best Shadowhunters, member of a prestigious family, and an Omega- and he hates his second gender, rebels against it, and everything it entitles. Until, he doesn't anymore...

    Magnus is an Alpha and a very powerful Warlock. On the surface, he appears aloof and laid-back- an Adonis with no lack of partners. But underneath the surface, he hides a painful past and harrowing memories. Love is a distant memory, until it isn't...

    This is the encounter and life of an elite Shadowhunter and a respected Downworld leader, two lonely men, two wounded hearts, two tender souls- Alpha and Omega.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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