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    Hidden away in the mountains of a faraway land lives a witchboy. He has pink hair and a smile that brings everyone around him to their knees. Though there's no one around him to take joy in his life, in the simple pleasures that come with looking after the animals and the people who live in the town just below the mountains.

    He's a healer, who shares his love and empathy with the animals around him.

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    “Someday, Kookie,” Namjoon began softly, “I wanna buy my own apartment in Seoul. And you'll live there, just you and me. And I'll have a good job, and we can eat as much as we want, and watch as much TV as we want, and sleep in all weekend. We won’t need anyone else.”

    Jungkook rolled over, looking up at Namjoon in curiosity. He reached up, fingertips brushing against his cheeks and tucking into the dimples there. “You and me?” Jungkook queries.

    “You and me, buddy.”

    “Good,” Jungkook nodded, curling into Namjoon for more warmth.

    ~~~~~

    ((AKA: The platonic owner-hybrid AU with bun!JK and owner Namjoon that I needed in my life.))

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    Jimin only holds platonic feelings towards Taehyung.

    Taehyung only holds platonic feelings towards Jimin.

    So what do you do when you accidentally mark your best friend?

    (hint: Yoongi and JK are not being helpful)

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    Epilogue to 'Assist and Protect.' Yoongi and Jimin officially become mates.
    Can be read alone, but I recommend reading A&P first for full context if you're not just here for the smut. ;)

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    “I’m not…you’re just…I think you’re the one who’s handsome,” he says softly, almost shyly. “You’re so…strong, and your voice is so deep, and—”
    “Like this?” Yoongi asks, purposely making his voice go low, and that prideful part of him deep inside feels smug satisfaction when he sees Jimin’s pupils dilate.
    “Yes,” Jimin breathes, even softer. He lets Yoongi lift his chin to kiss him again, this time a little longer, a little deeper, a little wetter.

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    Harry Potter had disappeared, many that sought him looked in the direction of his long-term friends. What none had thought to do was cast a glance a Draco Malfoy, whom was now wandering around proudly displaying a multitude of love bites.

    Who would’ve thought that Harry Potter, Savior of the Wizarding World was perfectly content with being a shut-in, with Draco Malfoy. Of all people.

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    Bottom Namjoon requests are now closed!

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    *WARNING! I am not the author of this fic, I am posting it for my babe, Tenkamchi-Sama, because she doesn't have an Ao3 account but we both love Maiden Rose! I take absolutely no credit in this beautiful work! Please enjoy!*

     

     

    It's the year 1928.
    19 year old Taki Reizen has been studying at Luckenwalde Armor school for one year now.
    Klaus von Wolfstadt, an alpha, his roommate uncovers a secret, that not even Taki himself was aware of.
    And the consequences of this rainy night, in their room at Luckenwalde, might one day change the course of history.

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    Louis finally turns his head in Liam’s direction, knows his face is showing the longing he’s been aching with ever since it took root in his chest. “What the fuck do I do, Liam? He wouldn’t want me like that, but I want-” his voice cracks, and he turns his face back downwards. “What do you do when you’re not perfect for the person who’s perfect for you?”

     

     

     

    OR the one where Harry’s an independent omega who likes to have his fun and Louis is the blind alpha that changes Harry’s priorities.

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    Bakugou Katsuki was untouchable. Top of the class in spell casting, weaponry, and martial combat, there were no doubts in Izuku's mind that Katsuki would one day become the worlds's greatest demon hunter while he would be left behind, only to dream of such a thing. That is until- in a desperate attempt to prove himself Izuku discovers Katsuki's darkest secret...

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    Being an Omega wasn't easy. But being a male Omega Shadowhunter was even worse. Alexander Lightwood is one of the best Shadowhunters, member of a prestigious family, and an Omega- and he hates his second gender, rebels against it, and everything it entitles. Until, he doesn't anymore...

    Magnus is an Alpha and a very powerful Warlock. On the surface, he appears aloof and laid-back- an Adonis with no lack of partners. But underneath the surface, he hides a painful past and harrowing memories. Love is a distant memory, until it isn't...

    This is the encounter and life of an elite Shadowhunter and a respected Downworld leader, two lonely men, two wounded hearts, two tender souls- Alpha and Omega.

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    “Is that what they say about me? I'm stuff of nightmares?”
    “You own a city and you painted it with your colors,” Jimin says, his voice is quiet and his scent subdued. “Why wouldn't people have nightmares about you? You are scary.”
    “Are you scared of me?”

    Yoongi owns a city that he painted red until a man that doesn't seem to truly exist steals something from him. And all the strings lead to Jimin, a succubus who works in one of his brothels.

    浮世

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    The wooing of Bokuto Koutarou, or, alternatively, the one where Kuroo Tetsurou takes relationship advice from a teen omega magazine.

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    Harry looks up and immediately freezes. Next to Ms. Archie stands the boy from just the other day. The boy with the leather jacket and chipped black nails, that might or might not be sketched in the very book Harry has just placed on the table in front of him. The leather jacket is missing today, probably because they aren’t allowed as part of their required uniform attire, but Harry can still see the fading black nail polish on his nails, and eyeliner around his eyes. Harry’s mouth goes a little dry. This boy is so intriguing to him.

    “Ye-yes, Ms. Archie?” Harry tries to play it cool, but he’s almost positive that his cheeks are burning red, and he’s relieved neither of them can tell how fast his heart is beating in his chest.

    The boy seems to also recognize Harry, because his lips curve into a knowing smirk.

    “Harry is at the top of his class. He’s your best bet at getting familiar with things around here.” She explains.

    Louis nods, his smirk still very prominent on his face. “Thank you Ms. Archie. I’ll be sure to take advantage of young Harold here.”

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    Summary: Two stories, eleven years, and the two boys that never stopped loving each other.

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    Lance hadn't presented by the time they got into space, leaving him vulnerable.
    Everything is fine until Keith's rut, and then it isn't

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    Kim Seokjin is an omega that was casted out of his pack after bringing home the scent of alpha's belonging to another pack. Wounded and alone, he meets two omegas who eagerly take him back to their den. He quickly realizes the rest of the pack members are all alphas and they take him in generously. But his old pack will not forget his betrayal so easily. With him being a target of both his old pack and a rival pack seeking new omegas, will Namjoon and the rest of the alphas be able to protect them?

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    Alpha Park Jimin is the most wanted drug lord in Korea. His pack is the most fearsome, high fucking body counts. One night he comes across a nearly beaten to death Min Yoongi in a dark alley, a rare albino male omega. Is this omega as helpless as he seems?

    Gang ABO AU.

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    “Eddie, fuck I don’t know how to tell you this...you’re in heat.”

    “Whaaa-what are you talking a-about?” Eddie asked, shaking his head back and forth a few times confused, but then it was suddenly like everything was clicking. Like for the first time he realized that he was leaking juices onto his sheets, that his body was in pain because it needed release, that his hard cock was tenting in his boxers. “I’m...oh no...I’m a…”

    “Omega, Baby Boy. You’re an omega.” Richie finished for him. Eddie looked like he was going to cry for a whole new reason now.

    (Reddie A/B/O Au)

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    Taehyung was looking for Jimin and as he got inside maknae's room he froze in his tracks at what he saw.

    “What the fuck are you two doing?”

    Jungkook stopped as Jimin's head shot up, eyes wide and pretty shade of pink colouring his chubby cheeks.

    "Isn't it obvious, you idiot?" Jungkook snapped.

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    After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Link presents as an Omega, something he kept a secret from everybody. Unfortunately, a month later, his secret is revealed and Zelda, who is an Alpha, decides that she and Link will get married, something that Link isn't keen about in the slightest. Now after two months of dealing with an overbearing, possessive Zelda, Link decides to escape the castle for a bit so he can get some time away from her. During his time out he comes across a certain Zora who Link believes that he now has feelings for. Or maybe that's the heat that's talking...

    (The tags are all over the place now, I'm sorry!)

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    It’s been a while since everything happened. The apocalypse, Shane’s death, Lori’s death, Judith was born and so many more pack members who had died while he was in lead. He was leading this pack and everything went to shit. He couldn’t help it, he felt stressed out. He was trying to keep his pack on his feet, trying to survive, but the only thing he got from it was death, concern, enemy’s and stress.

    And what made this shithole even worse? He was an omega. The fact that he was an omega wasn’t the worst thing in the world, the fact that his suppressants were getting low was the problem. Meaning that he didn’t have much time before he was able to go back in heat again and alpha’s would fight all over him, trying to win him over, mate and breed him. He sighed, his breathing trembling at the exhale. The pack knew he was an omega, he would never lie to his pack. He couldn’t.

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