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Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words. -
False Gods by Callus_Ran, D20Owlbear
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2021
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This new series is another project im working on side by side with TTWWL, and takes a darker turn in terms of storyline.
The events in this story takes places after their last meeting at Rome, and each of them is assigned a new job acting as a local deity in a long forgotten civilization. Their relationship has been established way before the London incident in this case, and Crowley is a big snek.
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- Part 1 of False Gods
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Before, Now and Forever by AnIneffableCliche
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2021
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Aziraphale falls into a trap and loses his powers. He is surrounded by sigils, in a dungeon, and the only one who can free him is the demon who kidnapped him.
"That's right, lean back, relax," Crowley murmured. "Let me take care of everything."
"Please don't. Let me go," Aziraphale whined.
"Oh, creature," spoke the demon, with his eyes fixed on the angel in front of him, "you really should start praying."
(They couldn't make it at the Bastille that time, but fantasies don't die, right?)
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True Disaster by NuriaSchnee
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2021
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After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.
To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.
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Less Than Fine Art Fridays [art] [just barely!] by Tyrograph for Cliopadra
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2021
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I slithered my way into the LTFAF club, and no matter how much they poke me with a stick, I'm not leaving.
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Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.
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A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.
Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.
Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
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Antegenesis and Gravitational Singularity by PanDemonicPanDemonium
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Apr 2021
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In the time between the great Fall and Eden, the Great War between Heaven and Hell rages on, although Hell has an advantage that makes their victory inevitable. An angel and a demon are brought together by fate: prisoner and unwilling captor.Crawly re-learns what love is, and realizes that in order to protect Aziraphale he will need to betray Hell itself, even if it means losing status, titles, or possibly even his own life. Despite Aziraphale not wanting him to, Crawly devises a plan that will not only free Aziraphale, but forever change the direction of the Great War.
Crawly finds that sometimes love means turning your back on both sides, and forming your own.
Sometimes love means letting go.
Art by Callus Ran
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No Perfection So Absolute by childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Apr 2021
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The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.
Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.
Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.
Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?
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Switching by The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2021
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Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. A story of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting to the chance to top and bottom. In the latest chapter, Aziraphale creates a body paint masterpiece on Crowley.
Chapter One is a table of contents listing the kinks that happen in each chapter. Please consult that before reading.
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Duplicity (illustrated by many artists) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba, loveneedlesandhay
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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Everyone has their own inner demons, including, as it happens, demons. And Crowley’s happens to be himself - it’s rather more efficient that way.
A smutty Good Omens Art Extravaganza, featuring art from Yvesriba, OwlyGem, LilianReike, FreedomAttack, Miele_Petite, Tweedfeather, Crayzy, Flaky_Scarlet, Hikaru9, Kuramoriz, Hollow-Head, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, loveneedlesandhay, and myself. Social links in end notes.
31k of our hopeless ineffables as they explore their first sexual encounters with each other, and work out a few kinks along the way. Including Aziraphale discovering that Crowley can apparently create a clone of himself, which can come in handy for certain activities…
The course of love does not always run smoothly, but Crowley is damned if he’s going to let his own personal hangups get in the way of giving his beloved angel everything he wants, setting out on his own personal voyage of self-discovery.
Work complete, 11 chapters, uploading 2 chapters a week, on Thursdays and Sundays.
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his cup runneth over by blackeyedblonde for ChristocentricQueer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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“I suppose that would depend,” Aziraphale says carefully, making a brief glance upward. “Specifically, on the nature and terms of your indulgence. What did you have in mind?”
“Well,” Crowley sighs, putting one hand in his pocket and rocking back on his heels, glancing left, right, and then straight down between them, the improvising bastard. “Maybe use these, on a lark,” he says, picking up and holding one perfectly rounded stone egg in his palm. “Little something fresh added into playtime. What say you?”
Aziraphale’s eyes widen before they flick up to the demon’s impassive face. “These are antique—no, they are ancient, by modern standards,” he asserts. “From the fifth century! Whatever would you want to use them for?”
“Oh, y’know,” Crowley says casually, wrapping his long fingers around the polished jade. “Put them inside you one by one, make you come a half-dozen times until you can’t say anything but my name, turn you into a quivering pile of angelic goo, something like that.”
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Oh, Maker by voluptatiscausa
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2021
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Oh, Maker, have you ever loved?
Or known just what it was?
I can't imagine the bitter end
Of all this beauty that we're living in.-"Oh, Maker", Janelle Monae
"The humans are strange and graceful as they explore the garden, explore themselves, explore each other. The trouble is, the humans stare back, which makes him uncomfortable; there’s nothing particularly interesting about him. And, though he rarely admits it to himself, the humans make him lonely; he has no Other to explore."
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Good Easter by PrimeBubbleLad
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2021
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"Oh I'm perfectly fine, at least now I am. But it appears we forgot to book a reservation for the Ritz and as we're trying to lay low I didn't want to risk miracaling us a table."
Crowley's heart pains to hear the lowering tone in Aziraphale's voice, they had been excited for their first Easter together for weeks and neither of them remembered to book a damn table!
"Oh, I- I..." He pinches the bridge of his nose."It's quite alright dear, we just need to come up with another way to spend today."
But what? Going out to eat was one of Aziraphale's favourite date ideas and nothing hit the spot like the Ritz did... at least for him. For Crowley on the other hand nothing was more delectable then-"I got it!"
"O-Oh, you do?" Aziraphale's voice pitches at the sudden enthusiasm of his demon.
"Well, um, we could... Have dinner here. If you like."
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Crowley and Aziraphale spend their first Easter together not quite like they expected -
Seduction Accomplished by cassieoh_draws (cassieoh), HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Apr 2021
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In all the presentations Crowley had seen of Aziraphale in the last 6000 years, she’d never looked quite like this. Aziraphale wore a little makeup on her face, a corset around her waist, lace above her bust and on her arms— and on her legs there was practically nothing at all. Her blond curls were piled high on her head, with a few light wisps dancing around her face. Aziraphale’s corporation always had soft, generous curves. Crowley wasn’t sure he’d ever been able to view every single one of them on display all at once.
Crowley managed to say, “Hello.” He was rather proud of that.Written for the Love and Lust Through the Ages Volume 2 zine. Fic by Dannye, art by Cassieoh
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- Part 17 of Dannye's Zine Fics
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Dream River by noodlefrog for RosePetals9001
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2021
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Aziraphale watched Crowley take a long drink, seemingly pondering how to answer as she savored the taste of her wine.
“It’s the dreams,” the demon said at last. “I like to dream.”
“I can’t say that I’ve ever really gotten the appeal. Dreams aren’t real. It’s all imaginary, is it not? I’ve always found reality fascinating enough that I doubt that my unconscious brain could think up something even half as interesting.”
“‘Course it’s all imaginary,” Crowley told her. The flames of the candles danced and flickered across the reflection in her glasses. “That’s the whole point. Dreams can show me things that could never happen in the real world.”
In the last six years before the world ends, Aziraphale learns how to sleep. In her dreams, she discovers a world without rules where she can do anything she wants without fear. The best part is that Crowley is there, too, and she can tell her all the things she can't when she's awake.
... None of it is real, of course, but she's willing to accept any time with Crowley she can get, no matter the circumstances.
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Giving It A Try by onedamnangryfrog
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Apr 2021
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Aziraphale makes an unorthodox proposition.
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Brave to Stay, Brave to Leave by ChristocentricQueer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Apr 2021
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“Great, a pastor. Why does he have to be so bloody cute?” Crowley mumbled under his breath.
A Human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are both in their late fifties. Crowley is gender fluid and bisexual (He/Him and She/Her). Aziraphale is a transman and gay (He/Him). Crowley is a botanist who is agnostic. Aziraphale is a Protestant pastor in a fictional denomination. They live in Tadfield, a medium sized town in the United States. Slow build with a happy ending.
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- Part 1 of Pastor Fell
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Some NSFW pencil drawings, shared here so as to avoid the Tumblr algorithm‘s wagging finger. Very simple, sketchy scenes of Aziraphale and Crowley.
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Guía de un ángel para el infierno: Una narración Precisa y Nada-Buena por Aziraphale by Erzs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Apr 2021
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El Ángel Aziraphale, antiguo Principado de la Puerta de Oriente, y Gran Embaucador de la Tierra se ha casado con el Príncipe Demonio Crowley.
Todo hasta este momento ha sido fácil.
Ahora sólo tienen que ayudar al rey Lucifer y a la reina Lilith a gobernar el infierno.
Pero eso debería ser fácil, porque ganaron la guerra, ¿verdad?
Inspirado en esta cita de internet: "¿Por qué me follaría a un demonio? Simple, el estatus. Imagínate que tú y tus amigos llegan a las puertas del infierno, todos lloran, mueren asustados por la eternidad y simplemente entras en los brazos de tu sugar demon, legendario".
Traducción autorizada.
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- Part 2 of Reino del Infierno