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    Everyone likes Mrs Eastgate, including Sir Anthony Crowley. Even if it is a threat to his heart, and, sometimes, his dignity.

    Mrs Eastgate likes Sir Anthony Crowley, could love him even. If only the infuriating man would stop proposing to her.

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    It has been 12 years since the end of the world didn't happen and 2 since heaven and hell reached a peace agreement. Although there is still tension between angels and demons, Aziraphale and Crowley no longer need to hide their relationship. Finally able to go out without fear of what their respective sides will do to them, the angel and demon are now ready to start the next step of life: Parenthood!

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    Whenever Aziraphale missteps, Gabriel’s abusive punishments escalate. Aziraphale relies on Crowley for comfort, but eventually realizes that Crowley is being abused in Hell and needs help too. Aziraphale and Crowley learn to trust each other, to lend a hand when needed, and later to heal together.

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    Aziraphale has had a hard life -- rejected by his upper-crust family for being a sterile Omega, forced to work in a brothel or else starve -- but could the appearance of the dashing but odd Captain Crowley change his life forever?

    Maybe Aziraphale can get his happily ever after ending after all.

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    After a passionate evening of fantasy, an angel and a demon are adrift in the stars — literally and figuratively. Crowley tends to Aziraphale and they embrace a Heaven all their own.

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    Aziraphale must learn to submit mind, body and soul to Crowley. Only then can Crowley, he who once helped build the cosmos, combine his powers with Aziraphale's to close a rift that could let hostile races into this galaxy.

    Off hiatus now, but I'm also working on two Fandom Trumps Hate fics. This is so near being completed that I'm going to try for weekly postings, but I still have to write the last few chapters.

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    A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.

    *ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!

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    "My ineffable wife is the real star here. Where can I get some booze?"
    Female Aziraphale x Crowley. A bit silly, a bit serious. Enjoy.

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    “Well,” Aziraphale thought to herself as she tried to pull her foot free from the sticky webbing. She only succeeded in getting herself more stuck. “This is hardly the ideal situation.”

    “Who do we have here?” a voice, silky smooth and dripping with danger, called from somewhere up ahead. Aziraphale did her best not to jump. She couldn’t see the speaker through the thick webs choking the room, but the stranger sounded like she was close by. “Another hero, come to slay the monster? How precious.”

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    Tonight is the Anniversary of the start of the rest of their lives, and Aziraphale has plans for it. Little does he know so does Crowley. Who's moving too fast or who isn't?

    FYI, this takes place in a 2020 that is Covid Free!

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    Azira prepares the tea to Crowley’s liking. After she’s handed over the cup, she sits down at the desk and crosses her legs, giving a little glimpse of her stockinged foot. “Now… I take it you are looking for a companion?”

    Crowley is looking for a plus one for a boring work thing.
    Azira needs to finance her antique books somehow...

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    I slithered my way into the LTFAF club, and no matter how much they poke me with a stick, I'm not leaving.

    *Note: I had to delete a bunch of tags in the Great Minimizing, see each chapter for individual tags but this whole thing is a Dead Dove, so, yeah. You've been warned.

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    A shiver runs down Aziraphale’s spine. His body, warm from the bath, is now warm for entirely different reasons, heat crawling up his neck as his blood rushes between his legs.

    Outside the ensuite bathroom, Crowley’s bed looms like the forbidden fruit, an oasis in the middle of the desert, a temptation impossible to resist.

    Well. If Aziraphale is to pass the time on his own…

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates (almost) every Friday!

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    The intercom buzzed.

    Aziraphale took a deep breath and looked around her flat. Yes, her flat. Opulence in starkness. Dark, rich colors and strong lines. The most verdant plants in all of London.

    She could do this.

    She pressed the intercom button.

    "Yes?"

    "Hello! I am going door to door with some amazing products that every person should have in their lives. Highest quality, non-toxic, and of the utmost purity—"

    "I'm sorry, what are you talking about?"

     

    (Crowley and Aziraphale try out another roleplay. It's not as easy as it looks! Sexy times + Bloopers)

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are lovers; they're also adversaries. They have an arrangement, but neither of them can risk admitting what it means.

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    He had been foolish, walking the trails absorbed in a book and not paying attention to the forest around him. The first he knew of danger was the pain of a snare gripping his left hind leg with cruel strength and the ground rushing up to meet his face.
    An instant later he had been swarmed by humans. He was knocked silly by a hard kick to the skull, and the humans took that moment of disorientation to drug him into compliance. He was trussed up like a hunted boar and loaded onto a cart for transportation to the stables where they broke new slaves.
    Then the training began.

     

    From the prompt Equine Monsters for A Strongly Worded Note on Slithers.

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    Aziraphale’s favorite cream-colored jacket hung on the door to Crowley’s closet, and the demon thought of an idea. She snapped the jacket on, and hummed at the result. Sure, she knew she looked sexy as hell in black latex, but the angel’s jacket not only added an extra layer for warmth, but also provided a strange sense of balance with her outfit. It was long enough that it went to her knees and broke the outfit up in a rather unique way. She wasn’t just a demon in a latex skirt; now there was a spiffy, vintage edge to her going-out outfit.
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    Aziraphale and Crowley fall into the habit of wearing certain pieces of each other’s clothing to spice up their relationship and in an effort to throw off their respective sides.

    For "A Visit From Miss Crowley" event's Week 2 prompt, "Leather and Latex."

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    Aziraphale finds it hard to resist Crowley when they’re in tight quarters, whether it’s a carriage, the demon’s Bentley, or a taxi. Things escalate vaguely upwards.

    For “A Visit from Miss Crowley” Week 2 prompt, “Backseat.”

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    "Speaking of magic, look," Crowley pointed and Aziraphale turned around.

    There was Crowley. On the other side of the front window.
    Aziraphale did a double take.

    "But—how—"

     

    (Armageddon is only getting closer. Crowley brings a little help along on a much-needed night out with Aziraphale.)

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